OT: Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick... "Nailin' Paylin"
ZapRatz
By NICOLE LYN PESCE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, October 6th 2008, 1:42 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/06/2008-10-06_new_details_on_larry_flynts_sarah_palin_-1.html
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Adult film star Lisa Ann, right, will play Sarah Palin in a new porn flick
She's a Hustler, baby.
After the Daily News reported last week that Larry Flynt is producing a
porno starring a faux Sarah Palin, TMZ has new details about the
satirical skin flick.
Hustler Video's X-rated flick, "Nailin' Paylin," features adult actress
Lisa Ann in the Alaskan governor's signature specs and up-do, who "will
be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door."
In a flashback sequence, "young Paylin's creationist college professor
will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" Radar Online also
posted an excerpt of the script, which includes a late-night visit from
the tanning bed repairman.
Alas, there is also a three-way with Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza
Rice look-alikes. Actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton.
Flynt, an iconoclast and freedom of speech advocate, is a staunch
liberal who accused the Bush administration of violating the U.S. Bill
of Rights in his 2005 tome "Sex, Lies and Politics: The Naked Truth." He
was portrayed by Woody Harrelson in the 1996 film "The People vs. Larry
Flynt."
The Palin porno's script excerpt has "Paylin" spouting topical,
tongue-and-cheek lines such as, "Are you asking me if I know what a
morning-after pill is" Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with
the specifics," riffing off of her shaky interview Katie Couric.
Rumors of the adult movie surfaced after an ad calling for look-alikes
of the Republican vice presidential nominee hit craigslist following her
speech at the Republican National Convention. "Looking for a Sarah Palin
look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days," read the
ad, offering $3,000 for the part.
The video is being fast-tracked for release before the election.
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Magnus
> New details on Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick
>
> By NICOLE LYN PESCE
> DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Whatever Flynt touches he tries to turn into trash. He is little
better than trash himself.
magnus
J.D. Baldwin
In the previous article, Magnus <robertc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Whatever Flynt touches he tries to turn into trash. He is little
> better than trash himself.
He did put his ass on the line for his beliefs when it wouldn't have
cost him much just to roll over and give in. I'll give him that.
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Jim Beaver
"Magnus" <robertc...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4e20ee8a-2d57-4851...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
What's more, he likes dirty pictures. Did you know he's crippled, too?
But whatever he is, he's got his finger on the Zeitgeist. Or whatever you
call that little thing.
Jim Beaver
Charlene
> "Magnus" <robertchamp2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Well, he can keep his finger off mine.
wd44
La N.
>
> He
> was portrayed by Woody Harrelson in the 1996 film "The People vs. Larry
> Flynt."
>
>
Pretty good movie IIRC.
- nilita
Magnus
wrote:
> In the previous article, Magnus <robertchamp2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Whatever Flynt touches he tries to turn into trash. He is little
> > better than trash himself.
>
> He did put his ass on the line for his beliefs when it wouldn't have
> cost him much just to roll over and give in. I'll give him that.
> --
Well, I believe, as Jim Beaver says in a later post, that he certainly
understands the current _Zeitgeist_ and realized all along that, in a
decadent pop culture (which ours certainly is), porn merchants are
going to get all the breaks they can.
A man might do one admirable thing, and yet be a despicable person in
other areas of his life.
magnus
King Daevid MacKenzie
> Alas, there is also a three-way with Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza
> Rice look-alikes. Actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton.
...damn, is that perfect casting or what?...
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Charlene
> On Oct 7, 3:40 pm, INVALID_SEE_...@example.com.invalid (J.D. Baldwin)
> wrote:
>
> > In the previous article, Magnus <robertchamp2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Whatever Flynt touches he tries to turn into trash. He is little
> > > better than trash himself.
>
> > He did put his ass on the line for his beliefs when it wouldn't have
> > cost him much just to roll over and give in. I'll give him that.
> > --
>
> Well, I believe, as Jim Beaver says in a later post, that he certainly
> understands the current _Zeitgeist_ and realized all along that, in a
> decadent pop culture (which ours certainly is), porn merchants are
> going to get all the breaks they can.
I once clicked on something that turned out to be Bush/Pelosi/Rice.
After bleaching my brain repeatedly, I replied with a copy of this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/reubenrivas/bush_wtf_sticker.jpg
I'm of the same opinion with respect to Sarah Palin porn: if it's
between consenting adults it's legal, but I'm not sure if I want to
know about it. Of course, Joe Biden porn might be stranger.
"Joe Biden porn." Those are three words I didn't even want to see in
the same post, let alone together.
wd44
Jimmy Mac
"Terry del Fuego" <t_del...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 21:42:05 -0700 (PDT), Charlene
> <charlene...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>"Joe Biden porn." Those are three words I didn't even want to see in
>>the same post, let alone together.
>
Me too. Much worse.
Invisible Lurker
How about Barbara Bush-Janet Reno porn?
Zombie Nixon and Monica Lewinski porn: "STAINS!"
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J.D. Baldwin
Carter-Mondale slashfic.
Nancy Kassebaum bukkake.