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Percy Foster - Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double dies in badger den

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DDT

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Sep 15, 2011, 3:23:35 PM9/15/11
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frfhk6-1226137701868

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead
in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The
Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's
den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground
chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-
gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according
to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing
career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes
are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,"
he said.

Charlene

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Sep 15, 2011, 4:22:54 PM9/15/11
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On Sep 15, 2:23 pm, DDT <edinde...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/gordon-ramsays-d...
>
> A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead
> in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The
> Sunday Sport.
>
> Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's
> den in Wales.
>
> The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground
> chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-
> gassing program."
>
> Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according
> to the report.
>
> In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing
> career as Ramsay's double.
>
> "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes
> are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
>
> "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,"
> he said.

The newspaper that originally reported on this is the UK equivalent of
the Weekly World News, only less trustworthy.

wd47

MWB

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Sep 15, 2011, 5:50:21 PM9/15/11
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Bill must be on vacation.


GO TO NEWMAN


Mark


Laurie Mann

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Sep 15, 2011, 5:58:23 PM9/15/11
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And I'm watching "The F Word" right now, as I'm reading this.

It does seem pretty coincidental that he died just as he was getting somewhat famous. Als, it seems a little like a set-up as "he was discovered by people who were planning to gas the badger den."
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Bill Schenley

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Sep 16, 2011, 12:16:12 AM9/16/11
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> Bill must be on vacation.

I'm not on vacation. I do have a heart, you know ... I just figured you
were in mourning. Another fucking dwarf, and all ...


Bo Bielefeldt AKA The Fireball

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Sep 16, 2011, 11:44:58 AM9/16/11
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Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

MWB

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Sep 16, 2011, 4:21:57 PM9/16/11
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"Bill Schenley" <stra...@neo.rr.com> wrote in message
news:j4uihk$gfg$1...@dont-email.me...
>> Bill must be on vacation.
>
> I'm not on vacation. I do have a heart, you know ... I just figured you
> were in mourning. Another fucking dwarf, and all ...
>
>

I'm on vacation.


GO FISHING


Mark


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