Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss
Re: (OT) "8 States That Shouldn't Even Exist"
56 views
Skip to first unread message
Message has been deleted
Roy, Roy, the Asperger Boy
Oct 29, 2012, 6:17:06 PM10/29/12
to
On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:19:52 -0500, "News" <m...@sb.net> wrote:
>x-no-archive: yes
>
>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>
They forgot Missouri.
>x-no-archive: yes
>
>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>
They forgot Missouri.
R H Draney
Oct 29, 2012, 7:06:06 PM10/29/12
to
Roy, Roy, the Asperger Boy filted:
http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1194
(use the "Play >" button)....r
--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.
>
>On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:19:52 -0500, "News" <m...@sb.net> wrote:
>>
>>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>>
>
>They forgot Missouri.
They forgot a lot:
>On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:19:52 -0500, "News" <m...@sb.net> wrote:
>>
>>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>>
>
>They forgot Missouri.
http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1194
(use the "Play >" button)....r
--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.
News
Oct 29, 2012, 9:08:48 PM10/29/12
to
"R H Draney" <dado...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:k6n24...@drn.newsguy.com...
> News filted:
"Nevada's dice-shootin, Wayne Newton, prostitution round the clock! [it's
called, freedom!]
South Dakota's got 4 non-South Dakotans carved in a rock. [2 of them before
it was a State]
In the Carolinas, Bill O'Reilly's thought of as a genius, [no distinction
between North and South?]
And Georgia's got a climate slightly balmier than Venus, [GA hotter than 800
F. ?]
Virginia's where a woman first cut off her husband's penis. [what about the
rest of the world?]
USAyyyyyyy!
In Illinois you can search Craigslist for a Senate seat [bunch of corrupt
bastards in Chicago]
And Montana's to the right of Idaho, that's no small feat.
California's a granola made of fruits and flakes and nuts, [ROTFLMFAO!]
Mississippi's full of welfare mothers sitting on their butts,
Minnesota's so polite but secretly they hate your guts.
USAyyyyyyy!
New Mexicans have wildfires to get relief from killer bees.
And Maryland leads the nation in crabs and other STDs. [I'll never go
there!]
Pennsylvania: slums on either end and trailers in the middle, [middle where
B.S. lives]
Kentucky's got a ban on books, you better learn to fiddle,
Rhode Island's fucking minuscule, it matters very little.
USAyyyyyyy!
Delaware's a tax-shelter speed bump on 95.
And living in New Jersey doesn't qualify as being alive. [a cousin there!]
Connecticut's suburban hell, that's why they gave us "Stepford."
Ohio loves good rock and roll like Poison and Def Leppard
Wyoming gave us Cheney and they murdered Matthew Shepard.
USAyyyyy!
Tennesseeans can't decide if they worship Elvis or Christ. [both!]
And people only go to Florida to die or see the cartoon mice. [Mickey
lives!]
Alabama's everything you've heard, the home of sister-kissing,
In West Virginia, half the teeth and chromosomes are missing, [ugh,
horrible!]
And Kansas tries to disprove Darwin simply by existing.
USAyyyyy!
Oregon is where California hippies go to get fat.
And Vermont and New Hampshire are rivals, how pathetic is that? [ROTFL!]
Alaskans fight the bitter cold with hate and crystal meth
And up in Massachusetts they will tax your every breath [perfect!]
And Texans like to barbecue retarded kids to death.
USAyyyyyyy!
New York City's such a pit you might forget to hate the rest of the state
[hahahaha!]
And the billboards in Missouri tell you God'll watch you masturbate.
[couldn't make it 'ate' or 'weight?]
Michigan has armed militias holed up in their hovels [broken down ones in
Detroit]
And Maine is every horror from a Stephen King novel [tell that to Mark!]
Oklahoma needs its own song, cause it's just that fucking awful [nothing
there but oil wells!]
USAyyyyyyy!
Disclaimer: Marshall's guitar is made in China. GO!
The only people left in Iowa are unaware that they can leave. [so cute!]
And half of Arizona used to hang around with Adam and Eve [Florida is older,
probably also, Penn.]
Nebraska's called "the heartland" cause the brain is nowhere near,
DC will never count for shit, and we won't count it here, [should be
exterminated to get rid of the rats]
Hawaii hasn't been a paradise in fifty years, [really?]
Louisiana's government is run by racketeers, [nothing new]
Colorado's fucking boring even if you are a skier,
North Dakota's just like Pluto but without the atmosphere, [funny stuff!]
In Washington you're homeless or a software engineer, [inspirational!]
Indiana's just as badass as your average Mouseketeer, [Mickey strikes
again!]
Wisconsin kills you young with battered cheese and stanky beer, [Try
Missouri's microbreweries!]
The nicest car in Arkansas' a Chevy Cavalier, [what years were they made?]
And nobody would give a fuck if Utah disappeared. [that's badass!]
USAyyyyyyy!
Fuckin-A!
USA, yay, yeah.
'murka!
---
Ok, which State did it leave out? [j/k, all 50 mentioned, plus The District
of Criminals!]
Hey, macarena!
news:k6n24...@drn.newsguy.com...
> News filted:
>>
>>On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:19:52 -0500, "News" <m...@sb.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>>>
>>
>>They forgot Missouri.
>
> They forgot a lot:
>
> http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1194
>
> (use the "Play >" button)....r
Here are the inspirational, hilarious lyrics:
>>On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:19:52 -0500, "News" <m...@sb.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/8-us-states-that-shouldnt-even-exist?utm_source=knowd.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=8-us-states-that-shouldn-t-exist
>>>
>>
>>They forgot Missouri.
>
> They forgot a lot:
>
> http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1194
>
> (use the "Play >" button)....r
"Nevada's dice-shootin, Wayne Newton, prostitution round the clock! [it's
called, freedom!]
South Dakota's got 4 non-South Dakotans carved in a rock. [2 of them before
it was a State]
In the Carolinas, Bill O'Reilly's thought of as a genius, [no distinction
between North and South?]
And Georgia's got a climate slightly balmier than Venus, [GA hotter than 800
F. ?]
Virginia's where a woman first cut off her husband's penis. [what about the
rest of the world?]
USAyyyyyyy!
In Illinois you can search Craigslist for a Senate seat [bunch of corrupt
bastards in Chicago]
And Montana's to the right of Idaho, that's no small feat.
California's a granola made of fruits and flakes and nuts, [ROTFLMFAO!]
Mississippi's full of welfare mothers sitting on their butts,
Minnesota's so polite but secretly they hate your guts.
USAyyyyyyy!
New Mexicans have wildfires to get relief from killer bees.
And Maryland leads the nation in crabs and other STDs. [I'll never go
there!]
Pennsylvania: slums on either end and trailers in the middle, [middle where
B.S. lives]
Kentucky's got a ban on books, you better learn to fiddle,
Rhode Island's fucking minuscule, it matters very little.
USAyyyyyyy!
Delaware's a tax-shelter speed bump on 95.
And living in New Jersey doesn't qualify as being alive. [a cousin there!]
Connecticut's suburban hell, that's why they gave us "Stepford."
Ohio loves good rock and roll like Poison and Def Leppard
Wyoming gave us Cheney and they murdered Matthew Shepard.
USAyyyyy!
Tennesseeans can't decide if they worship Elvis or Christ. [both!]
And people only go to Florida to die or see the cartoon mice. [Mickey
lives!]
Alabama's everything you've heard, the home of sister-kissing,
In West Virginia, half the teeth and chromosomes are missing, [ugh,
horrible!]
And Kansas tries to disprove Darwin simply by existing.
USAyyyyy!
Oregon is where California hippies go to get fat.
And Vermont and New Hampshire are rivals, how pathetic is that? [ROTFL!]
Alaskans fight the bitter cold with hate and crystal meth
And up in Massachusetts they will tax your every breath [perfect!]
And Texans like to barbecue retarded kids to death.
USAyyyyyyy!
New York City's such a pit you might forget to hate the rest of the state
[hahahaha!]
And the billboards in Missouri tell you God'll watch you masturbate.
[couldn't make it 'ate' or 'weight?]
Michigan has armed militias holed up in their hovels [broken down ones in
Detroit]
And Maine is every horror from a Stephen King novel [tell that to Mark!]
Oklahoma needs its own song, cause it's just that fucking awful [nothing
there but oil wells!]
USAyyyyyyy!
Disclaimer: Marshall's guitar is made in China. GO!
The only people left in Iowa are unaware that they can leave. [so cute!]
And half of Arizona used to hang around with Adam and Eve [Florida is older,
probably also, Penn.]
Nebraska's called "the heartland" cause the brain is nowhere near,
DC will never count for shit, and we won't count it here, [should be
exterminated to get rid of the rats]
Hawaii hasn't been a paradise in fifty years, [really?]
Louisiana's government is run by racketeers, [nothing new]
Colorado's fucking boring even if you are a skier,
North Dakota's just like Pluto but without the atmosphere, [funny stuff!]
In Washington you're homeless or a software engineer, [inspirational!]
Indiana's just as badass as your average Mouseketeer, [Mickey strikes
again!]
Wisconsin kills you young with battered cheese and stanky beer, [Try
Missouri's microbreweries!]
The nicest car in Arkansas' a Chevy Cavalier, [what years were they made?]
And nobody would give a fuck if Utah disappeared. [that's badass!]
USAyyyyyyy!
Fuckin-A!
USA, yay, yeah.
'murka!
---
Ok, which State did it leave out? [j/k, all 50 mentioned, plus The District
of Criminals!]
Hey, macarena!
R H Draney
Oct 29, 2012, 11:32:43 PM10/29/12
to
News filted:
Baldbox) as "the state people forget" on its license plates...when they
discovered the omission, rather than record an update and splice it in, they
re-did the entire song....
I've never been in any part of Arkansas, but I did own two Chevy Cavaliers (I
know, I'm slow to learn from my mistakes)...the first was an '82, which I think
was the first year they sold the model, and its replacement was an '85....r
>
>Ok, which State did it leave out? [j/k, all 50 mentioned, plus The District
>of Criminals!]
The original version of the song omitted Indiana, described (according to
>Ok, which State did it leave out? [j/k, all 50 mentioned, plus The District
>of Criminals!]
Baldbox) as "the state people forget" on its license plates...when they
discovered the omission, rather than record an update and splice it in, they
re-did the entire song....
I've never been in any part of Arkansas, but I did own two Chevy Cavaliers (I
know, I'm slow to learn from my mistakes)...the first was an '82, which I think
was the first year they sold the model, and its replacement was an '85....r
0 new messages