OT: Who is really your friend?

Matthew Kruk

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Nov 22, 2008, 8:43:47 PM11/22/08

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This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

R H Draney

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Nov 22, 2008, 9:08:04 PM11/22/08

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Matthew Kruk filted:

"Er, honey? What did you do with the dog?"

....r

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"You got Weltanschauung in my Schadenfreude!"

Matthew Kruk

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Nov 22, 2008, 9:23:52 PM11/22/08

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"R H Draney" <dado...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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> Matthew Kruk filted:
>>
>>This really works...!
>>
>>If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
>>
>>Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
>>
>>When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
>
> "Er, honey? What did you do with the dog?"

Or, you put your spouse and Cujo into the trunk ...

MWB

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Nov 22, 2008, 9:57:49 PM11/22/08

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Hmmm......I don't ever remember my wife greeting me at the door, jumping on
me and licking my face.

My dog greets me at the door every time I walk in the house.

My trophy wife doesn't.

I think my dog MAX is shocked I came home again. He knows what I go through.

GO MAXWELL

Mark

La N

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Nov 22, 2008, 10:02:54 PM11/22/08

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"MWB" <bic...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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My sister used to have a fridge magnet fashioned as a poster that read:

"Husband and cat missing: Reward for return of cat."

- nilita

islanders

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Nov 22, 2008, 10:05:42 PM11/22/08

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On Nov 22, 9:08�pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
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> "Er, honey? �What did you do with the dog?"
>
> ....r

If ti was your mother, she blew it

The Kentucky Wizard

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Nov 23, 2008, 2:21:26 AM11/23/08

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Upon receiving news that Matthew Kruk had made the remarks below, and after
consultations with my Joint Chiefs of Staff, being briefed by members of my
Cabinet and many telephone conversations with various World Leaders, I have
come to the following conclusions:

So, how was your first time sleeping on the couch last night go?

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Matthew Kruk

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Nov 23, 2008, 2:50:11 AM11/23/08

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"The Kentucky Wizard" <KyWi...@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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> Upon receiving news that Matthew Kruk had made the remarks below, and
> after consultations with my Joint Chiefs of Staff, being briefed by
> members of my Cabinet and many telephone conversations with various World
> Leaders, I have come to the following conclusions:
>
>> This really works...!
>>
>> If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
>>
>> Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
>>
>> When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
>
>
>
> So, how was your first time sleeping on the couch last night go?

LOL! Ya kill me wiz.

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teleflora

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Nov 23, 2008, 2:54:23 PM11/23/08

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BWAABwAAABWAAAA! You just come over here and clean this coffee off the
screen, Mister!

Cindy

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