ALIEN CONTACT -- "Take Us to Your Leader"
ignorant bastard
SUPPOSE THE MEETING DOES TAKE PLACE
AND THIS BIG PIECE OF SHIT INSISTS IT'S HIM
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A CORRECTION
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You Ignorant Bastard,
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This WAS our leader. Unfortunately, he'll be away for awhile.
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FYI, these are our CURRENT leaders.
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Glenn Beck
http://thebruceblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/glennbeck.jpg
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Sean Hannity
http://www.berezobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hannity_nazi1.jpg
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Bill O'Reilly
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Get your FAX straight before posting, you freakin' moron.
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(What an arrogant asshole, interrupting us like that.)
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WHAT DO EXTRATERRESTRIALS WANT FROM US?
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< (An Editorial by Ed Conrad)
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Well, for sure, they wouldn't want our paper money. Too damn
contaminated, for one thing, transporting bacteria -- and germs --
around faster than the Orient Express.)
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How about our man- (and woman-) power to becomes obedient slaves and
perform their manual labor, on earth and elsewhere?
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Hmmm! Not really! Not when they know, at best, we operate
at only about 55-65 percent efficiency (except in those
U.S.-outsourced whip-lashing factories overseas which pay
peanuts after ripping the heart out of Uncle Sam's industrial might.)
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Well, how about our tremendous advancement in knowledge? Ridiculous!
WHAT knowledge, compared to theirs?
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Okay, well, how about our gorgeous planet, with its fresh
air, clean water, spacious skies and mountains majesty?
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I'd hardly think so, not with our wildebeast stampede of pollution,
hazardous waste and toxic chemicals (although, perhaps, it would've
been an affirmative answer if we asked that same question 200 years
ago).
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Could it be the visitors from outer space savor an education,
desiring to learn how we've made astounding progress in good will
toward our fellow man?
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Sorry, Charlie! Another negative, with wars and battles and
never-ending hate-mongering somewhere around the globe
almost all the time. And, just as bad, the extraterrestrials
certainly must've noticed that most of us can't even get along
with our neighbors. (Accidentally scratch their new car and it's
close
to starting World War III.)
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I know! How about our democratic form of government,
the concept that all people are treated equal (wherever
Democracy reigns)?
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Hmmm! That's got to be a strikeout, too. The extraterrestrials
must have noticed that our worst tyrant/criminals (usually
holding high elective office) get away with a slap on their wrist.
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Meanwhile, the most dynamic changes in the legal system -- like the
current U.S. health insurance reform issue -- usually are rejected by
corrupt, deep-pocket politicians in order to continue to benefit the
filthy rich, to make them -- AND the disgusting politicians -- filthy
richer, and with absolutely no concern for the hardship their
infernal
greed causes for the common man.
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To be perfectly honest, after our visitors from outer space
get a really good idea of who we are and what we're really
all about, it's rather obvious why they definitely would want
NO part of us (not even as a meal, since we undoubtedly
would make them puke).
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In fact, when Captain Zinkag 41 shakes his head in disgust
and finally announces, "OK, Xisbar 37, Turn the ship around
because we're heading home," the entire crew will breathe
a collective sigh of relief and give a rousing cheer.
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Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage
Delta 64) has written:
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There WAS a possibility that humans could contribute to civilizing
the
universe but they have proven to be violent and shortsighted for
that.
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Instead they will be left alone until they kill themselves off.
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I speak only for the crew of my ship and necessarily in an unofficial
capacity, and as such the statements below should not be taken as
authoritative or their opinions being representative of official
policy.
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Historically, the policy towards Earthers within the galactic milieu
has been largely as you say. As you know, lengthy programs of
detailed
observation were undertaken several hundred years ago.
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Nearly every academic extrapolated from the various terrestrial
techno-
culture studies from that effort has concluded that Earthers, as a
self-organized species, would end poorly in some inevitable global
conflagration or religious conflict.
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As we know, it has happened before and will happen again countless
times among species whose biology fails to support reasoned thinking
with sufficient quality and rigor. Earthers have been shown to have
insufficient capacity within their brains for rational policy.
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In the unforgiving universe, they will pay the price sooner or later.
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The caveat in all this comes from the possibility that these Earthers
might achieve inter-stellar spaceflight capabilities.
In that event, the chances of these Earthers destroying themselves
completely is appreciably diminished with each successful colony.
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The local stellar group is unoccupied and is rich in raw materials,
and is therefore ripe for exploitation, if they get out there -- by
which time it would be too late for peaceful solutions.
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In the nineteen eighties it was clear that the US space program was
moribund with politics; so far, so good. But thirty years later we
are
threatened with civilian access to LEO (low earth orbit), which in
some scenarios explodes into Space Renaissance, leading to non-
trivial
solar-system expansion.
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Furthermore, Earthers have somehow muddled through many major crises
without a large incident and may in fact have developed geopolitical
talent sufficient to this minimal task.
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Barring accident, in fifty years the Earthers could be pushing
their first generation ships out in the cometary halo or beyond.
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Of course they could still have a big nuclear accident but I am
beginning to think this is not assured, and hence becomes a matter of
some concern. What will we do if the Earthers ring their cultures of
insanity and violence to our space?
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In their current "form" they cannot even begin to communicate
meaningfully with our delegates, translators notwithstanding.
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Perhaps they will develop artificial intelligences that exceed
their native capacities and which would therefore be capable,
in principle, of interface.
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Even in that case the problem shifts position only slightly
if they retain their delusional belief systems.
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I suppose the question of change must be revisited. Can these
Earthers
make changes to their biology and improve the quality of their
reasoning?
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We'll ignore the issue of terrestrial politics for the moment and
simply consider whether their current level of technological progress
would allow it. I think the answer is a qualified "yes", but I am in
no way prepared to say whether they are capable of changing enough
within the time remaining.
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Rather than wait for the actual specialists to weigh in, I would
still like to consider what this means.
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Their major obstacles are political and sociological. The politics
driving their general socio-economic systems is unable to handle
these
issues properly; the entrenched conservatism rejects nearly
everything
non-epsilon with respect to their vector as of now.
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On the side of sociology, the majority of Earther individuals are
peasant-level, therefore capable of contributing little more than the
work from their physical labors. This inefficiency allows nearly
unconstrained growth in established fields of science and technology
which are useful to the political economy but only influences
fundamental change as a function of its unpredictability in
deployment.
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I can't even begin to guess where an impetus to improve their
biological thinking basis would arise -- or could arise. The concept
is several big jumps from the orthodoxy in any of their religions.
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In this light I suggest that the threat of Earther off-planet
expansion is imminent and that we should begin to discuss
what we are going to do about it if we cannot interfere directly.
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Sincerely,
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Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64
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AN EXAMPLE OF EARTHLINGS GONE MAD
http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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911 RINGLEADERS AS THEY'LL LOOK IN 2012
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IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
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THE EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://www.theyfly.com/
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They Fly is the official site of Michael Horn, Billy Meier's
authorized American media representative and features
Meier's UFO photos, films, videos . . .
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Meier
http://www.deepspace4.com/pages/prophecy/henoch/henoch.htm
http://www.deepspace4.com/pages/prophecy/henoch/henoch2.htm
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http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/home/Frontpage/2007/11/09/01935.htm
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< ~~~~~~ GOOD GAWD! ~~~~~~~
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EARTHERS CANT SEPERATE FACT FROM FICTION
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THE JFK ASSASSINATION
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#K
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THE 911 CONSPIRACY
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#
http://video.google.com/videosearch?
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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THE CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
(Compare the Videos for Yourself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GzwzaJuwY
http://www.biography.com/video.do?name=weboriginals&bcpid=1811456834&...
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THE CANCER CURE COVER-UP
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/90e82dea4a938b35
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