Dog Poo Pie
MWB
Cheating hubby's surprise last supper
By Steve Mccomish
A SPURNED wife took revenge on her cheating husband by feeding him a
"dog poo" pie.
Cindy Wilson Ham, 42, was distraught when she discovered her husband
had an 18-month-old child with another woman.
She threw him out of their Kent home after 25 years together, but
invited him back for a last supper with a difference.
Mixing some of their dog's poo into a meat and vegetable pie she
topped it off with a pastry crust.
Mrs Wilson Ham said: "I thought well, if he can talk crap and come out
with crap he is going to eat some crap.While I was cooking it, it felt very,
very good."
And amazingly her husband agreed, telling her: "That was the best pie
I've eaten in ages."
She revealed her plot on the documentary Revenge: Getting Even With
Your Ex, to screen on Five on Wednesday.
"I wanted something that would make me laugh," she said. Her husband
called her "evil" when he learnt the truth, but daughter Danielle said: "He
deserves every bit." Another woman, Jill Woods, 29, from Woodbridge, Surrey,
told the programme she had urinated in a love rival's moisturiser.
MUM Pamela Sanderson, 36, who caused £20,000 damage with a hammer in
her ex-partner's new home, has been given an 80-hour community order.
Sheffield crown court heard Kevin Colley, 42, left her bankrupt.
R H Draney
>
> Mixing some of their dog's poo into a meat and vegetable pie she
>topped it off with a pastry crust.
>
> Mrs Wilson Ham said: "I thought well, if he can talk crap and come out
>with crap he is going to eat some crap.While I was cooking it, it felt very,
>very good."
>
> And amazingly her husband agreed, telling her: "That was the best pie
>I've eaten in ages."
Those stories you've heard about English cooking?...every word is true....r
Mack Twamley
"MWB" <mark.b...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> WIFE FEEDS HUBAND DOG POO PIE Apr 30 2004
>
>
> Cheating hubby's surprise last supper
>
> By Steve Mccomish
>
>
> A SPURNED wife took revenge on her cheating husband by feeding him a
> "dog poo" pie.
>
ah, these fun-loving English women..........
This reminds me of the old gag about the hunters who drew straws to select
the cook for their trip. One poor guy lost, and for several days did all
the cooking, washing dishes, carrying water, etc. The deal was that he had
the duty until someone complained about the food, at which time the
complainer would have to take over.
Finally the poor cook got tired of missing the fun of hunting and doing all
the scullery work, so he picked up a cowpie and fried it up for dinner.
Everyone ate silently, with slight grimaces, until one of the hunters said
"Say Charlie, this stuff tastes like sh*t!..(at which point he remembered
the deal, and added) .......but GOOD!"
PirateJohn
Enjoy.
http://www.fototime.com/inv/EEA6F0AEB061879
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Rob Petrie
"MWB" <mark.b...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> So, we finally get to see Pirate John's boat.
http://www.fototime.com/inv/EEA6F0AEB061879 #3 of 6
WHAT boat?
MWB
"Rob Petrie" <r*@att.net> wrote in message
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Click on the link.
Mark
Rob Petrie
"MWB" <mark.b...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Rob Petrie" <r*@att.net> wrote in message
> news:fxSlc.6950$Hs1...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > "MWB" <mark.b...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> > news:Y1Qlc.6670$L8....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > So, we finally get to see Pirate John's boat.
> >
> >
> > http://www.fototime.com/inv/EEA6F0AEB061879 #3 of 6
> >
> >
> > WHAT boat?
> >
> >
> Click on the link.
I did previously when I saw it. WHAT boat? <g>
MWB
Rob Petrie
"MWB" <mark.b...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> It's the third photo from left.
>
> Mark
>
> http://www.fototime.com/inv/EEA6F0AEB061879
That's the one I saw (with 'Cheating Husbands' written on the side)!
PirateJohn
Funny. More like http://www.fototime.com/inv/954960B7E6BCFC7
But if you jokers insist on giving me grief I'll post a photo of the QE2 and
swear that it's my private yacht ;)
Rob Petrie
"PirateJohn" <pirat...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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> >It's the third photo from left.
> >
> >Mark
> >
> > http://www.fototime.com/inv/EEA6F0AEB061879
>
>
> Funny.
We thought it was.
> More like http://www.fototime.com/inv/954960B7E6BCFC7
> But if you jokers insist on giving me grief I'll post a photo of the QE2
and
> swear that it's my private yacht ;)
You were born griefy.