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America the Beautiful

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How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want to
be a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American counterparts,
you need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of it.

In expensive, easy, and delish.
Black Java Beef Stew...

3 pounds lean beef steak.
8 ounces sliced mushrooms
1/4 cup veggie oil.
1 large sliced onion.
1/4 cup all purpose flour.
1 teaspoon kosher salt.
1/4 teaspoon black pepper.
12 oz. dry red wine.
3/4 cup strong black coffee.
3 cloves minced garlic.
3/4 teaspoon dried thyme.

1. Cut steak into chunks.
2. In a heavy pan brown meat; Remove meat from pan. Cook onion in oil.
Combine flour, salt and pepper; toss with browned meat.
3. Return to pan; cook and stir to brown flour.
4. Add wine, garlic, coffee, and thyme. Cover and simmer for two hours.
5. Sauté' mushrooms in separate pan.
6. After two hours, lift out cooked meat and onions with a slotted spoon.
7. Boil sauce to thicken.
8. Adjust seasonings, return meat and onions to heat. Add mushrooms. (I
like to add cooked peas sometimes).
9. Serve on a red, white, and blue plate.
10. Hum a few bars of "God Bless America".
11. Enjoy your first step at being a great American.

--
Chris Fleitman
Long Island

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America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 9:47:46 AM5/16/06
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Mr. Sable Creepiel wrote:

> On Tue, 16 May 2006 08:51:40 -0400, America the Beautiful
> <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote:
>
>
>>How to be a great American 101
>

> Be a mediocre first-worlder.
> HTH

We're a "mediocre first-worlder"? Wow, that was the nicest thing you
said about us all year!

The Real Fifeshire Bimbo

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May 16, 2006, 10:50:44 AM5/16/06
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Sounds good Chris! Thanks :)

Cheers, Helen
p.s. to the lilo man from down under; do *not* scroll down as this is
TOP-POSTED!

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America the Beautiful

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Pat Roller wrote:
> America the Beautiful <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:jUjag.7$Vy1.3
> @fe08.lga:


>
>
>>How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want to
>>be a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American counterparts,
>>you need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of it.
>>
>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>
>

> Brazilian - usually cooked in a clay pot. Coffee and beef combinations
> are signature dishes of Brazil.

What would be your point if that were true?

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Jren 57

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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
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> How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want to be
> a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American counterparts, you
> need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of it.
>
> In expensive, easy, and delish.
> Black Java Beef Stew...

Ah, just the thing for those summer nights in Jew Yawk!

> Chris "Pastrami Breath" Fleitman
> Long Island


Jane Margaret Laight

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May 16, 2006, 1:32:52 PM5/16/06
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Pat Roller says:

>America the Beautiful <libass...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:jUjag.7$Vy1.3
@fe08.lga:

>> In expensive, easy, and delish.
>> Black Java Beef Stew...

>Brazilian - usually cooked in a clay pot. Coffee and beef combinations


>are signature dishes of Brazil.

Weel, back home in Carolina, my mother could whip together a "coffee
pot roast"--where a half cup of strong black coffee was mixed with a
half cup of beef broth and poured over slices of pot roast marinated in
vinegar and browned in a pan, and I have been in Rio--you evidently
must have extensive exposure to Brazilian cuisine, because the only
thing in a clay pot I recall eating (and enjoying) was a black bean
stew they called "feijoada"--it's a heavy dish with various pieces of
salt pork and other meats (on Friday, they'll make it with fish) served
with rice with collard greens on the side.

I would be really interested in hearing more about the coffee and beef
combinations; if anyone is interested in the coffee pot roast recipe,
let me know.

JML

America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 2:04:43 PM5/16/06
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Jane Margaret Laight wrote:

I'm interested.

America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 2:05:33 PM5/16/06
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Jren 57 wrote:

> "America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
> news:jUjag.7$Vy...@fe08.lga...
>
>>How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want to be
>>a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American counterparts, you
>>need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of it.
>>
>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>
>
> Ah, just the thing for those summer nights in Jew Yawk!

Shut it, Stupid. Nobody authorized you to speak.

>>Chris "Pastrami Breath" Fleitman
>>Long Island
>
>
>

--
Chris Fleitman
Long Island

America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 2:07:10 PM5/16/06
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Pat Roller wrote:

> America the Beautiful <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:65nag.7$Xa5.4
> @fe11.lga:

> That your premis appears to be:
>
> How to be a great American 101: - eat Brazilian dishes.
>
> Something not quite right there.

What's wrong is your perception of fine cuisine.
I'll tell you how to grill pizza if you beg long enough.

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America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 6:27:27 PM5/16/06
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The Real Fifeshire Bimbo wrote:

> Sounds good Chris! Thanks :)

Every now and then I get into recipe sharing mode. :)

America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 6:35:11 PM5/16/06
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Pat Roller wrote:

> "Jane Margaret Laight" <jml2...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1147800772.0...@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:


>
>
>>Pat Roller says:
>>
>>
>>>America the Beautiful <libass...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:jUjag.7
>
> $Vy1.3
>
>>@fe08.lga:
>>
>>
>>>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>>
>>>Brazilian - usually cooked in a clay pot. Coffee and beef combinations
>>>are signature dishes of Brazil.
>>
>>Weel, back home in Carolina, my mother could whip together a "coffee
>>pot roast"--where a half cup of strong black coffee was mixed with a
>>half cup of beef broth and poured over slices of pot roast marinated
>
> in
>
>>vinegar and browned in a pan, and I have been in Rio--you evidently
>>must have extensive exposure to Brazilian cuisine, because the only
>>thing in a clay pot I recall eating (and enjoying) was a black bean
>>stew they called "feijoada"--it's a heavy dish with various pieces of
>>salt pork and other meats (on Friday, they'll make it with fish)
>
> served
>
>>with rice with collard greens on the side.
>
>

> Feijoada was traditionally made by farmers with the otherwise unusuable
> left overs from a pig - ears, tails etc and black beans in a big pot.

>
>
>>I would be really interested in hearing more about the coffee and beef
>>combinations; if anyone is interested in the coffee pot roast recipe,
>>let me know.
>
>

> There's lots of variations on this. Here's 2.
>
> Beef Stew with Coffee Recipe
> Brazilian Stew
>
> Ingredients:
> 2 tablespoons olive oil
> 1 pound 5 ounces lean stewing steak, cut into cubes
> 2 onions, thinly sliced
> 1 garlic clove, chopped
> 2 green bell peppers, halved, seeded and thickly sliced
> 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
> 5 tablespoons dry white wine
> 5 tablespoons brewed coffee
> salt and pepper
>
>
> Directions:
> This is a Brazilian recipe. Heat the oil in a pan, add the meat and
> cook, stirring frequently, until browned all over. Remove the meat with
> a slotted spatula and keep warm. Add the onions, garlic and bell peppers
> to the pan and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally, for 10
> minutes. Sprinkle in the flour and cook, stirring constantly, for 2-3
> minutes, Gradually stir in the wine and coffee and bring to a boil,
> stirring constantly. Return the meat to the pan, season with salt and
> pepper to taste, cover and cook for 1 hour or until the meat is tender.
>
> Serves 4
>
> Brazilian Coffee Beef Stew
>
>
> 1 onion (medium), finely chopped
> 2 Tbsp olive oil
> 2 clove garlic, minced
> 1 lb round steak, cut into small cubes
> 2 Tbsp margarine or butter
> 1/4 cup flour
> 1 cup dry red wine
> 2 cups brewed coffee
> 1/2 tsp oregano, chopped
> 1/2 tsp rosemary, chopped
> 6 mushrooms (medium), quartered
> 2 carrots (medium), cut into thin rounds
> black pepper
>
> Saute the onion in the olive oil over medium heat in a Dutch oven
> or a large sauce pan until they are soft but not brown (about 10
> minutes). Add the garlic and cook for about 30 seconds. remove
> and reserve. Raise the heat to medium-high and brown the beef
> cubes. Season with black pepper. Save with the onion and garlic.
>
> Lower the heat to medium and melt the margarine or butter in the
> pot and stir in the flour until it is well blended. Do not let it
> burn. Add the wine, coffee and herbs and stir with a whisk until
> it slightly thickens and is well mixed. Return the meat and onions
> to the pot and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer
> for 35 minutes. Add the mushrooms and carrots. Simmer 35 minutes
> longer. Serve with rice or noodles.

But really, who gives a shit.

nick

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May 16, 2006, 7:04:40 PM5/16/06
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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> The Real Fifeshire Bimbo wrote:
>
>> Sounds good Chris! Thanks :)
>
> Every now and then I get into recipe sharing mode. :)

Aren't you supposed to be a butch builder?


America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 7:39:21 PM5/16/06
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nick wrote:

I'm every woman's dream - I'm the butch builder that cooks.

Jane Margaret Laight

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May 16, 2006, 9:05:59 PM5/16/06
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Had to get the original recipe with the exact ingredients from my
sisters--two of them have e-mailed me with the recipe, with slight
variations. So without further ado:

Mattie Laight's Coffee Pot Roast

1 beef chuck roast 2 or 3 pounds
1 cup vinegar
1 onion
1 or 2 cloves of garlic
1/2 cup of black coffee (brewed, if you can swing it)
1/2 cup of beef broth
Irish potatoes, carrots, peas, other vegetables (optional)
salt, pepper, other seasonings

Take a sharp knife and make slits in the roast and insert slices of
onion and garlic in the slits. Soak the meat in the vinegar and
refrigerate overnight. In the morning drain off the vinegar, mix the
coffee and the broth together, and pour the resulting stuff over the
meat. Simmer the meat (preferably in a Dutch oven although the skillet
will still work) on the stove for at least 3 or 4 hours (medium heat),
or until tender. Add potatoes and other vegetables while it simmers.
Add salt and pepper to taste.

This can also be cooked via crockpot--takes about 8 to 10 hours; cook
it on low.

Serves up to six.

Starving Jane

The Highlander

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May 16, 2006, 9:11:36 PM5/16/06
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You mean "at being a fat American".


>--
>Chris Fleitman
>Long Island


The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an pòst seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.

America the Beautiful

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May 16, 2006, 9:46:19 PM5/16/06
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The Highlander wrote:

Should we deep fry it instead?

The Highlander

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May 16, 2006, 9:51:23 PM5/16/06
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On 16 May 2006 10:32:52 -0700, "Jane Margaret Laight"
<jml2...@yahoo.com> wrote:

And I'll add a real Highlander's dish - Marag, (English: blood
pudding) made from fresh sheep blood!

Mmmm! - Breakfast of English-killers!

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nick

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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message

>>>>Sounds good Chris! Thanks :)


>>>
>>>Every now and then I get into recipe sharing mode. :)
>>
>>
>> Aren't you supposed to be a butch builder?
>
> I'm every woman's dream - I'm the butch builder that cooks.

But you're scared of rain?

You're the butch builder that sits around his trailer waiting for sunshine.


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Jren 57

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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
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>>In America that means beef - and lots of it.

Why, what's wrong with some delicious New Zealand lamb?

>>>
>>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>>
>>
>> Ah, just the thing for those summer nights in Jew Yawk!
>
> Shut it, Stupid. Nobody authorized you to speak.

Herr Fleitman is beginning to sound like a concentration camp guard.


Jren 57

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May 17, 2006, 5:53:41 AM5/17/06
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"The Highlander" <mic...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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Mmmmm! CUMBERLAND's blood sausage - Breakfast of Highland-killers!


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Jane Margaret Laight

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The Highlander, heir to the Galloping Gourmet (Graham Kerr), tells us:

>And I'll add a real Highlander's dish - Marag, (English: blood
>pudding) made from fresh sheep blood!

>Mmmm! - Breakfast of English-killers!

A recipe for marag, courtesy of Kathy MacSparran Hayward of Calgary:

1/2 lb medium oatmeal
3 oz finely chopped suet
1 onion, finely grated
1/2 teaspoon salt; pepper to taste
1/2 teaspoon ground mace
1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg
1 well-beaten egg
"a little stock" (or sheep's blood for the more sanguine amongst us).

Toast the oatmeal in oven. Mind that you mix the other ingredients in
the order given in the above list with the egg and stock. Put into
skins (from butcher, if possible) or place mixture in a greased bowl.
Transfer to a pan and boil for two hours

Kathy further notes: "You can either eat it straight from the pan, or
you leave it to cool and fry it in butter. Either way it is good but me
and mine prefer it better fried. Accompanied by a fried egg or two it
makes a great breakfast and provides you in one meal with a lifetime
supply of cholesterol"

I have also heard that it is a shure cure for a hangover.

slainte mhath.

JML

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America the Beautiful

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May 17, 2006, 6:11:26 AM5/17/06
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nick wrote:
> "America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>Sounds good Chris! Thanks :)
>>>>
>>>>Every now and then I get into recipe sharing mode. :)
>>>
>>>
>>>Aren't you supposed to be a butch builder?
>>
>>I'm every woman's dream - I'm the butch builder that cooks.
>
>
> But you're scared of rain?

Why would I be scared of rain?

> You're the butch builder that sits around his trailer waiting for sunshine.

The sun shines wherever I go, but the rain starts up again once I leave.

America the Beautiful

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Pat Roller wrote:

> America the Beautiful <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in

> news:jrsag.2206$Xa5...@fe11.lga:

> "I'm interested. - Chris Fleitman, Long Island"
>
> You, apparently.

I'm interested in some good recipes - not a ridiculous argument over
ancient history of said meals.

America the Beautiful

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Pat Roller wrote:

> Mr. Sable Creepiel <sodoff@nd_die_sable_and_your_sock.drawer> wrote in
> news:4mil621hpc3m7nil6...@4ax.com:
>
>
>>On Tue, 16 May 2006 16:42:26 GMT, Pat Roller <dontm...@here.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>America the Beautiful <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:65nag.7
>
> $Xa5.4
>
>>>@fe11.lga:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Pat Roller wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>America the Beautiful <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:jUjag.7
>>>
>>>$Vy1.3
>>>
>>>>>@fe08.lga:


>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want
>>>
>>>to
>>>
>>>>>>be a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American
>>>
>>>counterparts,
>>>

>>>>>>you need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of
>
> it.
>

>>>>>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>>>>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Brazilian - usually cooked in a clay pot. Coffee and beef
>>>
>>>combinations
>>>
>>>>>are signature dishes of Brazil.
>>>>

>>>>What would be your point if that were true?
>>>>
>>>
>>>That your premis appears to be:
>>>
>>> How to be a great American 101: - eat Brazilian dishes.
>>>
>>>Something not quite right there.
>>

>>South Americans are great - nothing wrong there.
>
>
> Sure. And that's what his logic concludes:- "You are what you eat so,
> to be a great American, eat Brazilian/Portuguese"

Actually, it says "How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat

so it you want to be a lean mean fighting machine, like your great

American counterparts, you need to eat a beast. In America that means

beef - and lots of it."

That says nothing of food history and everything about eating beef,
Stupid. Next time get your ducks in a row before you make yourself look
like a dopey fool again.

> Is there something wrong with US food that he couldn't come up with
> something that's from the US, rather than something that's clearly
> derivative?

Again it was about beef stew. But I can see how fighting for your own
significance in the shadow of great America can get you riled up. I can
only suggest that you self ban all US products, media, technology,
services, and culture and live in the woods. We can communicate via
smoke signals. Or you can play the bagpipes in your silly plaid skirt
and we'll respond with great American rock and roll and horny groupies.

America the Beautiful

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Jren 57 wrote:

> "America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
> news:yuoag.13$Xa...@fe11.lga...
>
>
>>>In America that means beef - and lots of it.
>
>
> Why, what's wrong with some delicious New Zealand lamb?

Nothing. I just don't happen to like lamb. If I did like lamb I would
have given a lamb recipe. But I don't like lamb, so I gave you a beef
recipe. Understand? Read it slow or have a trusted friend explain it to you.

>>>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>>>
>>>
>>>Ah, just the thing for those summer nights in Jew Yawk!
>>
>>Shut it, Stupid. Nobody authorized you to speak.
>
>
> Herr Fleitman is beginning to sound like a concentration camp guard.

Its the only way I can get you to concentrate. Think of it as a free
service from great America - like your internet access.

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America the Beautiful

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Mr. Sable Creepiel wrote:

> A very feminine one at that.

Cooking is feminine? Maybe I should have said 'raw' beef instead. With
poison mushrooms (you know the kind), motor oil, vinegar, and chopped
yard waste instead. Ummmm um. Yummy. And more manly too.

> He's become awfully shrill lately, old
> Sarah should turn to him for advice on how to act like a lady.

Great American Sarah gives what see gets. And great American Ken
discovered that and beat you, and the rest of the antis, to her hand in
holy matrimony. Don't get pissy - find a different woman. There's plenty
of fish in the sea but you need a rod to catch them. Plus, it's not how
deep you fish but how well you wiggle your worm.

Maybe Nick can donate some of his tackle that he left in his open sewer.

America the Beautiful

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Mr. Sable Creepiel wrote:

> You socialists get your internet access for free? How very communist
> of you.

Nothing is free in a free society. BTW, are you still dishing out dole
to New Squealand?

Cory Bhreckan

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America the Beautiful wrote:
>
>
> Mr. Sable Creepiel wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 17 May 2006 10:49:06 +0100, "Jren 57" <jre...@hotmail.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
>>> news:yuoag.13$Xa...@fe11.lga...
>>>
>>>
>>>>> In America that means beef - and lots of it.
>>>
>>>
>>> Why, what's wrong with some delicious New Zealand lamb?
>>>
>>>
>>>>>> In expensive, easy, and delish.
>>>>>> Black Java Beef Stew...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Ah, just the thing for those summer nights in Jew Yawk!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Shut it, Stupid. Nobody authorized you to speak.
>>>
>>>
>>> Herr Fleitman is beginning to sound like a concentration camp guard.
>>
>>
>> A very feminine one at that.
>
>
> Cooking is feminine? Maybe I should have said 'raw' beef instead. With
> poison mushrooms (you know the kind), motor oil, vinegar, and chopped
> yard waste instead. Ummmm um. Yummy. And more manly too.

Only if you mix it with a weed whacker!

Archibald Wombat

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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
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> How to be a great American 101: You are what you eat so it you want to
> be a lean mean fighting machine, like your great American counterparts,
> you need to eat a beast. In America that means beef - and lots of it.

>
> In expensive, easy, and delish.
> Black Java Beef Stew...
>
> 3 pounds lean beef steak.
> 8 ounces sliced mushrooms
> 1/4 cup veggie oil.
> 1 large sliced onion.
> 1/4 cup all purpose flour.
> 1 teaspoon kosher salt.
> 1/4 teaspoon black pepper.
> 12 oz. dry red wine.
> 3/4 cup strong black coffee.
> 3 cloves minced garlic.
> 3/4 teaspoon dried thyme.
>
> 1. Cut steak into chunks.
> 2. In a heavy pan brown meat; Remove meat from pan. Cook onion in oil.
> Combine flour, salt and pepper; toss with browned meat.
> 3. Return to pan; cook and stir to brown flour.
> 4. Add wine, garlic, coffee, and thyme. Cover and simmer for two hours.
> 5. Sauté' mushrooms in separate pan.
> 6. After two hours, lift out cooked meat and onions with a slotted spoon.
> 7. Boil sauce to thicken.
> 8. Adjust seasonings, return meat and onions to heat. Add mushrooms. (I
> like to add cooked peas sometimes).
> 9. Serve on a red, white, and blue plate.
> 10. Hum a few bars of "God Bless America".
> 11. Enjoy your first step at being a great American.
>

Yep, and if you eat about 100 grams (0.2 pound) of meat every
day, the chance of getting stomach cancer is tripled.

No wonder you fatty losers have such a short life span.

America the Beautiful

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May 17, 2006, 3:40:12 PM5/17/06
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Archibald Wombat wrote:

But look at the great life we experience...

Archibald Wombat

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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
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When did you start to have a life?


nick

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May 17, 2006, 5:04:27 PM5/17/06
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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message

>>>>Aren't you supposed to be a butch builder?


>>>
>>>I'm every woman's dream - I'm the butch builder that cooks.
>>
>>
>> But you're scared of rain?
>
> Why would I be scared of rain?

You expect me to understand your phobias?

>> You're the butch builder that sits around his trailer waiting for
>> sunshine.
>
> The sun shines wherever I go, but the rain starts up again once I leave.

Right.


Ken Ehrett

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May 17, 2006, 5:20:28 PM5/17/06
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This coming from a drunken senile old Swede who drinks his dinner
every day, sheesh.

Archibald Wombat

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May 17, 2006, 5:48:23 PM5/17/06
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"Ken Ehrett" <ya...@olg.com> wrote in message
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Why do you think Swedes drink? We have the lowest alcohol
consumption per capita in the whole fucking EU.

Ken Ehrett

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May 17, 2006, 6:24:15 PM5/17/06
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:48:23 +0200, "Archibald Wombat"
<ya...@re.trailer.trash> wrote:

Come on webby, the EU doesn't have any statistics on those homemade
stills you sad fuckers operate all over that frozen hellhole. Most
Borks are just like you, lazy, stupid and drunk most of the time.
>
>

America the Beautiful

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May 17, 2006, 8:38:41 PM5/17/06
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Archibald Wombat wrote:

He didn't say Swedes - he said YOU! See how drunk you are?

America the Beautiful

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May 17, 2006, 8:42:21 PM5/17/06
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nick wrote:

> "America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>Aren't you supposed to be a butch builder?
>>>>
>>>>I'm every woman's dream - I'm the butch builder that cooks.
>>>
>>>
>>>But you're scared of rain?
>>
>>Why would I be scared of rain?
>
>
> You expect me to understand your phobias?

Truth is, whenever it rains I hide behind curtains.

>>>You're the butch builder that sits around his trailer waiting for
>>>sunshine.
>>
>>The sun shines wherever I go, but the rain starts up again once I leave.
>
>
> Right.

Don't believe me? Next time you're out in the rain and it suddenly
stops, it means I just stepped outside.

nick

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May 18, 2006, 4:01:04 AM5/18/06
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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message

>>>>But you're scared of rain?


>>>
>>>Why would I be scared of rain?
>>
>>
>> You expect me to understand your phobias?
>
> Truth is, whenever it rains I hide behind curtains.

Why would you do that?

>>>>You're the butch builder that sits around his trailer waiting for
>>>>sunshine.
>>>
>>>The sun shines wherever I go, but the rain starts up again once I leave.
>>
>>
>> Right.
>
> Don't believe me? Next time you're out in the rain and it suddenly stops,
> it means I just stepped outside.

Have you been sniffing glue again?


Archibald Wombat

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May 18, 2006, 9:51:33 AM5/18/06
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"America the Beautiful" <liba...@Yahwho.com> wrote in message
news:mmPag.2021$2x1....@fe10.lga...
CITE ! (Mort's style)


Archibald Wombat

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May 18, 2006, 9:56:33 AM5/18/06
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"Ken Ehrett" <ya...@olg.com> wrote in message
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Stop the gagging otherwise you'll lose your false teeth. As you very well
know, it's you and your fellow trash who's the main producers and
consumers of moonshine į lį Merkinland.


> Most Borks are just like you, lazy, stupid and drunk most of the time.

Swede's are the essence of evolution: Intelligent, highly educated,
peace-loving, generous, environmental caring, Merkin-hating, etc. etc. etc.


The Highlander

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May 18, 2006, 11:36:55 AM5/18/06
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On 16 May 2006 18:05:59 -0700, "Jane Margaret Laight"
<jml2...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>America the Beautiful wrote:


>> Jane Margaret Laight wrote:
>>
>> > Pat Roller says:
>> >
>> >
>> >>America the Beautiful <libass...@Yahwho.com> wrote in news:jUjag.7$Vy1.3
>> >
>> > @fe08.lga:
>> >
>> >

>> >>>In expensive, easy, and delish.
>> >>>Black Java Beef Stew...
>> >
>> >

>> >>Brazilian - usually cooked in a clay pot. Coffee and beef combinations
>> >>are signature dishes of Brazil.
>> >
>> >

>> > Weel, back home in Carolina, my mother could whip together a "coffee
>> > pot roast"--where a half cup of strong black coffee was mixed with a
>> > half cup of beef broth and poured over slices of pot roast marinated in
>> > vinegar and browned in a pan, and I have been in Rio--you evidently
>> > must have extensive exposure to Brazilian cuisine, because the only
>> > thing in a clay pot I recall eating (and enjoying) was a black bean
>> > stew they called "feijoada"--it's a heavy dish with various pieces of
>> > salt pork and other meats (on Friday, they'll make it with fish) served
>> > with rice with collard greens on the side.
>> >

>> > I would be really interested in hearing more about the coffee and beef
>> > combinations; if anyone is interested in the coffee pot roast recipe,
>> > let me know.
>>

>> I'm interested.


>>
>> --
>> Chris Fleitman
>> Long Island
>

>Had to get the original recipe with the exact ingredients from my
>sisters--two of them have e-mailed me with the recipe, with slight
>variations. So without further ado:
>
>Mattie Laight's Coffee Pot Roast
>
>1 beef chuck roast 2 or 3 pounds
>1 cup vinegar
>1 onion
>1 or 2 cloves of garlic
>1/2 cup of black coffee (brewed, if you can swing it)
>1/2 cup of beef broth
>Irish potatoes, carrots, peas, other vegetables (optional)
>salt, pepper, other seasonings
>
>Take a sharp knife and make slits in the roast and insert slices of
>onion and garlic in the slits. Soak the meat in the vinegar and
>refrigerate overnight. In the morning drain off the vinegar, mix the
>coffee and the broth together, and pour the resulting stuff over the
>meat. Simmer the meat (preferably in a Dutch oven although the skillet
>will still work) on the stove for at least 3 or 4 hours (medium heat),
>or until tender. Add potatoes and other vegetables while it simmers.
>Add salt and pepper to taste.
>
>This can also be cooked via crockpot--takes about 8 to 10 hours; cook
>it on low.
>
>Serves up to six.
>
>Starving Jane
>
I don't understand the coffee's part in this - is it a sort of
addition to the overall taste, like say, black beans in Chinese
cooking, or more like adding soy sauce and sesame oil to flavour the
dish and add or bring out a specific taste?


The Highlander

Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
an pòst seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
The views expressed in this post are
not necessarily those of The Highlander.

The Highlander

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May 18, 2006, 11:45:33 AM5/18/06
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 10:53:41 +0100, "Jren 57" <jre...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

>

In the Gaelic world Cumberland is called Am Buidsear - The Butcher.
The Gaelic word is the Gaelic spelling of the English word "butcher".

You inspire me!

BLACK PUDDING

Called 'Marag' (Blood Pudding) in Gaelic (it also means a fat,
shapeless person!), this is one of the famous blood dishes that
Scottish people love. It usually accompanies other fried dishes, such
as bacon and eggs. While it might seem shocking to eat blood, don't
forget that all meat dish contain blood and it's the basis, with fat,
of gravy. Blood dishes are popular all over Europe, especially in
Transylvania... If serving to children, experience shows that the
ingredients are best left undiscussed at the table. Black puddings and
Mealie Puddings are usually stuffed in larger sausage casings of the
size used for garlic and other specialty sausages.

2 cups (1 lb.) suet (finely chopped)
2 cups (1 lb.) oatmeal
2 onions
fresh sheep's blood (may be watered down)
salt and pepper to taste

Mix dry ingredients in a bowl with fresh sheep's blood.
Stuff mixture into casing, tie well.
Place in large pan, cover with boiling water, boil gently for 3 hours.

Remove black puddings, allow to cool.
Cut into slices as required, fry in hot fat.

If you don't live in a rural area, a local slaughterhouse may supply
fresh blood.

Anthropy

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May 18, 2006, 12:23:37 PM5/18/06
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 15:36:55 GMT, mic...@shaw.ca (The Highlander)
wrote:

Sounds disgusting but then I thought steak and Guinness pie sounded
awful but it was delicious so I'll try the coffeee and beef.
>
>The Highlander

AKA Oor Wullie.

Cory Bhreckan

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May 18, 2006, 12:22:37 PM5/18/06
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I had always thought that whisky wouldn't go well with lamb, now I add
some to every lamb stew or broth that I make. Whisky also goes well with
chocolate.

America the Beautiful

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May 18, 2006, 5:25:32 PM5/18/06
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Archibald Wombat wrote:

How drunk do you think Mort is?

America the Beautiful

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May 18, 2006, 5:36:14 PM5/18/06
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The Highlander wrote:

Transylvania? That figures...!

> If serving to children, experience shows that the
> ingredients are best left undiscussed at the table. Black puddings and
> Mealie Puddings are usually stuffed in larger sausage casings of the
> size used for garlic and other specialty sausages.
>
> 2 cups (1 lb.) suet (finely chopped)
> 2 cups (1 lb.) oatmeal
> 2 onions
> fresh sheep's blood (may be watered down)
> salt and pepper to taste
>
> Mix dry ingredients in a bowl with fresh sheep's blood.
> Stuff mixture into casing, tie well.
> Place in large pan, cover with boiling water, boil gently for 3 hours.
>
> Remove black puddings, allow to cool.
> Cut into slices as required, fry in hot fat.
>
> If you don't live in a rural area, a local slaughterhouse may supply
> fresh blood.
>
> The Highlander
>
> Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
> an pòst seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
> The views expressed in this post are
> not necessarily those of The Highlander.

--
Chris Fleitman
Long Island

America the Beautiful

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May 18, 2006, 8:30:14 PM5/18/06
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Cory Bhreckan wrote:

It's good mixed in with steak sauce too.

>>> The Highlander
>>
>>
>>
>> AKA Oor Wullie.
>>
>>> Faodaidh nach ionann na beachdan anns
>>> an pòst seo agus beachdan a' Ghàidheil.
>>> The views expressed in this post are not necessarily those of The
>>> Highlander.
>>
>>
>>
>

--
Chris Fleitman
Long Island

America the Beautiful

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May 18, 2006, 8:39:38 PM5/18/06
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The Highlander wrote:

In my recipe it draws out more flavor from the meat making it very beefy
- sort of like a reduced gravy. Yum-o. But I don't eat too much red meat
anymore, it very good for you.

Jane Margaret Laight

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May 18, 2006, 10:34:55 PM5/18/06
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>I don't understand the coffee's part in this - is it a sort of
>addition to the overall taste, like say, black beans in Chinese
>cooking, or more like adding soy sauce and sesame oil to flavour the
>dish and add or bring out a specific taste?

more the latter--the coffee and the vinegar marinade tends to bring a
tartness, a tang to the meat--"zest" as my mother used to call
it--spices it up somewhat.

JML

The Highlander

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May 19, 2006, 11:19:06 AM5/19/06
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Interesting - but like you, I don't eat much red meat any more.


>
>--
>Chris Fleitman
>Long Island

The Highlander

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May 19, 2006, 12:08:00 PM5/19/06
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On 18 May 2006 19:34:55 -0700, "Jane Margaret Laight"
<jml2...@yahoo.com> wrote:

I understood - like the vinegar or wine used to marinate souvlaki meat
and give it that delicious, tangy, authentic Greek flavour.

Most interesting - I must play with it!

Here's an Arab recipe using ground coffee and onion skins, called Beid
Hamine (Egg in a Bath) which I make whenever I fancy them.

(I'm currently on a smoked egg kick and will probably move on to
VChinese Tea Eggs or Japanese Soy Eggs fairly shortly!)

Beid Hamine / Hamine Eggs
Great favourites of ancient origin.

Put the eggs and skins from several onions in a very large saucepan.
Fill the pan with water, add ground coffee to the water to obtain a
slightly darker colour.

Cover, and simmer very gently over the lowest heat possible for at
least six hours or overnight. A layer of oil poured over the surface
is a good way of preventing the water from evaporating too quickly.

This lengthy cooking produces deliciously creamy eggs. The whites
acquire a soft beige color from the onion skins, and the yolks are
very creamy and pale yellow. The flavor is delicate and excitingly
different from eggs cooked in any other way.

As a footnote, I live in a Chinese community, and the Chinese, who
will eat anything that doesn't get them first always come up to me and
ask me what I plan to do with the onion skins I collect from the onion
displays in the local supermarket, as they are incurably curious about
anything to do with food.

I spent an hour yesterday playing Chinese Chess with the local Chinese
Chess addicts, during which I produced a flaky pastry egg tart of the
type so popular in Scotland, which I had just bought from a Chinese
bakery.

This led to a heated argument when one man said, "Ah, so you like
Chinese food!" I swore that it was an authentic Scottish treat
borrowed by the Chinese as there is no tradition of flaky pastry in
Chinese cuisine.

Furious lying broke out, with the Chinese claiming that egg tarts were
mentioned in the Chinese records of the sixth century BC, while I
assured them that the great Scottish military hero Loppet Bloose
(Robert the Bruce) had eaten half a dozen to give himself maximum
strength before charging into battle to destroy the evil English.

All this was dismissed with scornful laughter, needless to say, but I
felt that morally the Scottish egg tart stood untouched by Chinese
culinary aspirations.

America the Beautiful

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May 19, 2006, 1:38:34 PM5/19/06
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So if you're going to eat it, might as well cook it to perfection.

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