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Ned Viking

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Sep 22, 2009, 10:44:17 AM9/22/09
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Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
from the gene pool!

This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 10:58:32 AM9/22/09
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Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
school across America.

Wayne

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Sep 22, 2009, 11:32:47 AM9/22/09
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"Ned Viking" <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What's the most likely scenario.....alcohol involved?


nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:21:03 PM9/22/09
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Ned Viking <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:0fc77235-a542-49a5-a38f-
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And his name was "Looney".


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:21:52 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:28:07 PM9/22/09
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"Wayne" <mygarb...@verizon.net> wrote in news:h9aqmv$3pf$1
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> "Ned Viking" <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0fc77235-a542-49a5-a38f-45787fb42d15
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>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>> from the gene pool!
>>
>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>
>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>

> What's the most likely scenario.....alcohol involved?

I think it's the standard model for NRA gun safety. Point the gun at
your head and pull the trigger. If you're still there, you pass!


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:36:19 PM9/22/09
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So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures, Fat Boy.
But you're against training for gun safety, aren't you? You LIKE it
when people have gun accidents, don't you? It helps you with your
disarmament agenda, doesn't it?

Why are you so afraid of people learning safe firearms handling?

How many holes are in YOUR living room walls?

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:36:50 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Now that he's dead, he won't mind you using that as your new handle.

Lookout

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:34:19 PM9/22/09
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On Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:32:47 -0700, "Wayne" <mygarb...@verizon.net>
wrote:

Nah. When a redneck is involved you don't even need alcohol. They're
just fucking stupid.

Lookout

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:35:02 PM9/22/09
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Hey..at least someone was trying to learn as opposed to many states
were no training is required.

nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:38:25 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>>>>Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>from the gene pool!
>>>>
>>>>This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>
>>>>http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>
>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
>>> school across America.
>>
>>So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>
> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures

Like checking whether the safety's on by pointing the gun at your head
and pulling the trigger?

Is that called an Looney Manuever?


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:48:26 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>> from the gene pool!
>>>
>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>
>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>
>>And his name was "Looney".
>
> Now that he's dead, he won't mind you using that as your new handle.

The name "Looney" will be eternally remembered as the best and brightest of
NRA gun safety trainers.


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:57:37 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Unless you're really, really, REALLY stupid, you don't believe that's
what the NRA advocates.

>Is that called an Looney Manuever?

Nobody has lived long enough to name it. Is that what you do? Or do
you follow NRA recommended safety procedures?

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:58:55 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:i96ib51dde8upufsh...@4ax.com:
>
>
>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>
>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>
>>>And his name was "Looney".
>>
>> Now that he's dead, he won't mind you using that as your new handle.
>
>The name "Looney" will be eternally remembered

Especially if you begin using it. It fits. But you should add a
descriptor, like "Fat Looney" or "Incredibly Stupid and Obese Looney"
to really make it your own.

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 5:59:31 PM9/22/09
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See? Even a dumbass like Lookout agrees NRA Safety Training should be
in every school in the nation.

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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 6:51:19 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns Zombywoof <Zomby...@cox.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:44:17 -0700 (PDT), Ned Viking
><Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>

>Nice misrepresentation of the facts, but I really wouldn't expect
>anything else. A Drunk showing-off to his girlfriend is doing a gun
>safety demonstration.

"A drunk showing off to his girlfriend..." Say, we could be reading
about Lee next week.... if he had a girlfriend.....

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 22, 2009, 6:54:27 PM9/22/09
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Provide your proof that this person was in any way associated
with the NRA.

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 22, 2009, 6:55:52 PM9/22/09
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That is the problem. You don't think. You are too wrapped up with
hatred for the NRA that you blame them for just about any thing.

nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:01:42 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:h0iib5597n1i6o0hv...@4ax.com:

> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>news:d56ib55t6nsk4nd9l...@4ax.com:
>>
>>
>>>>>>Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>>>from the gene pool!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>
>>>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
>>>>> school across America.
>>>>
>>>>So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>>>
>>> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures
>>
>>Like checking whether the safety's on by pointing the gun at your head
>>and pulling the trigger?
>
> Unless you're really, really, REALLY stupid, you don't believe that's
> what the NRA advocates.

Is it called the Looney Manuever?

> do you follow NRA recommended safety procedures?

You mean do I shoot people if I "feel threatened" by them?

Nah, I told Wayne to cancel my provisional membership in the NRA, so I no
longer enjoy the privilege of murdering somebody with impunity simply
because I could say with a straight face, "This unarmed man's sneer truly
threatened me so I could not avoid exercising my fake Second Amendment
right. I took his life so that I might live."


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:02:19 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Looney was an NRA member, wasn't he Bobby?


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:26:50 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:h0iib5597n1i6o0hv...@4ax.com:
>
>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>news:d56ib55t6nsk4nd9l...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>>>>from the gene pool!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
>>>>>> school across America.
>>>>>
>>>>>So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>>>>
>>>> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures
>>>
>>>Like checking whether the safety's on by pointing the gun at your head
>>>and pulling the trigger?
>>
>> Unless you're really, really, REALLY stupid, you don't believe that's
>> what the NRA advocates.
>
>Is it called the Looney Manuever?

Thanks for confirming you ARE really, really, REALLY stupid. It's
something I suspected for many years.

>> do you follow NRA recommended safety procedures?
>
>You mean do I shoot people if I "feel threatened" by them?

Do you think shooting people is what they teach in gun safety class?

>Nah, I told Wayne to cancel my provisional membership in the NRA

No, you didn't. Because I know you're a liar, as well as being really,
really, REALLY stupid. And fat.

____
"Guns are for little old ladies, the disabled, the exceedingly small
or weak in physique."
-Lee Harrison

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:27:43 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:u2iib5pq6ja680cce...@4ax.com:
>
>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>news:i96ib51dde8upufsh...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>
>>>>>And his name was "Looney".
>>>>
>>>> Now that he's dead, he won't mind you using that as your new handle.
>>>
>>>The name "Looney" will be eternally remembered
>>
>> Especially if you begin using it. It fits. But you should add a
>> descriptor, like "Fat Looney" or "Incredibly Stupid and Obese Looney"
>> to really make it your own.
>
>Looney was an NRA member, wasn't he Bobby?

So were you, Incredibly Stupid and Obese Looney.

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:54:32 PM9/22/09
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On Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:02:19 -0500, nraclaptrap
<nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:u2iib5pq6ja680cce...@4ax.com:
>
>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>news:i96ib51dde8upufsh...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>
>>>>>And his name was "Looney".
>>>>
>>>> Now that he's dead, he won't mind you using that as your new handle.
>>>
>>>The name "Looney" will be eternally remembered
>>
>> Especially if you begin using it. It fits. But you should add a
>> descriptor, like "Fat Looney" or "Incredibly Stupid and Obese Looney"
>> to really make it your own.
>
>Looney was an NRA member, wasn't he Bobby?


Provide your irrefutable proof that he was a NRA member.


Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 22, 2009, 7:59:10 PM9/22/09
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In talk.politics.guns jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote:

>>Looney was an NRA member, wasn't he Bobby?
>
>
>Provide your irrefutable proof that he was a NRA member.
>

_________
"Your (my) inability to produce facts makes you (me) look like a
teenybopper."
-Lee Harrison

nraclaptrap

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jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in news:gdlib5t8245er3sl2vqfceo1ab0tg57u60@
4ax.com:

> On Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:28:07 -0500, nraclaptrap
> <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>"Wayne" <mygarb...@verizon.net> wrote in news:h9aqmv$3pf$1
>>@news.eternal-september.org:
>>> "Ned Viking" <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:0fc77235-a542-49a5-a38f-45787fb42d15
>>@p9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>
>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>
>>> What's the most likely scenario.....alcohol involved?
>>
>>I think it's the standard model for NRA gun safety. Point the gun at
>>your head and pull the trigger. If you're still there, you pass!
>
> That is the problem. You don't think.

It was a parody of Frenchu, Weenieboy.

Next.


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tankfixer

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Sep 22, 2009, 11:15:20 PM9/22/09
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In article <0fc77235-a542-49a5-a38f-45787fb42d15
@p9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>, Lom...@hotmail.com says...

>
> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
> from the gene pool!
>
> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>
> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html

Nothing in that story that said he was a member of Handgun Control
Inc...

tankfixer

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Sep 22, 2009, 11:16:11 PM9/22/09
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In article <Xns9C8E87ECFE055p...@216.196.97.131>,
nracl...@invalid.invalid says...

> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:tfphb55lvf9o20aq5...@4ax.com:
>
> > [quoted text muted]

> >>http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
> >
> > Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
> > school across America.
>
> So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?

Nothing in your story that indicates he was an NRA trainer either..

Does your mommy know you lie so much with that mouth ?

nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 11:17:46 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:86nib5l3vc1q1rblo...@4ax.com:

Well if you don't kill somebody you don't get special blood-spattered
window decals from NRA/ILA.

>>Nah, I told Wayne to cancel my provisional membership in the NRA
>
> No, you didn't.

Oh yes I did.


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 22, 2009, 11:18:45 PM9/22/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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So you admit it? Thanks!


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nraclaptrap

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jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in news:isoib5d3v2rbp6cu3tolc7jf7vo0fl1njk@
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Blobert said so.


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 23, 2009, 7:14:44 AM9/23/09
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Maybe some day you gun-grabbers will get a real lobby and you can try
going head to head with the NRA.

BWAH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


>>>Nah, I told Wayne to cancel my provisional membership in the NRA
>>
>> No, you didn't.
>
>Oh yes I did.

You're a liar.

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 23, 2009, 7:16:01 AM9/23/09
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That he was as much as an NRA member as you were? Sure.

___________
"If we had effective gun control in this country, there's no
reason why police would need to carry bullets in their
weapons. They could collect bullets from a locked safe in
the patrol car when needed."
Lee "Jabba The Hutt" Harrison

nraclaptrap

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Sep 23, 2009, 10:01:12 AM9/23/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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You're a donut.


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nraclaptrap

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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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I was a provisional member of the NRA for several months. When I found
out that the NRA is all rightwing politics and the guns are just for
killing liberals, I wrote Wayne LaPierre and demanded that he cancel my
provisional membership. He was very sorry to see me go or else he's a
big liar.

I think we gun owners ought to save our money, let rich people fund the
NRA. We already had lots of gun rights before the NRA, and we'll still
have them after the NRA leaves town assuming they haven't already ruined
our old state gun rights.


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 23, 2009, 1:25:58 PM9/23/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:


>> You're a liar.
>
>You're a donut.

No wonder your mouth is watering, liar.

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 23, 2009, 1:27:38 PM9/23/09
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So you claim. But you've been caught lying many times before. What's
so different about this time, fatso?

>I think we gun owners

You probably imagined you owned a gun when you were going through the
DT's.

Abraham Laboriel

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Sep 23, 2009, 2:48:35 PM9/23/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:

>>>You're a liar.

>>You're a donut.


After all, Lee said he uses Olive oil to fry "brown rice" to make hash
browns!
Does he suck the oil out as a drink, and spit the starch out?

Hash browns made with RICE instead of potatoes?

How stump stupid can nraclaptrap/Lee Harrison be?

Abraham Laboriel

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Sep 23, 2009, 2:54:34 PM9/23/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:


Nothing.
He thinks that HASH BROWNS can be made with rice, instead of a potato!

I have never laughed so hard at Lee's comments before!

nraclaptrap

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Sep 23, 2009, 4:29:19 PM9/23/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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It was free, Lardloon.

>> I think we gun owners
>
>You probably imagined you owned a gun

I can imagine it and also really have one; cf "The Visible and the
Invisible" by Maurice Merleau-Ponty (1964), punk.


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 23, 2009, 4:45:45 PM9/23/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>> I was a provisional member of the NRA for several months.
>>
>>So you claim. But you've been caught lying many times before. What's
>>so different about this time, fatso?
>
>It was free, Lardloon.

That doesn't mean you joined, you fat freak. See above.


>>> I think we gun owners
>>
>>You probably imagined you owned a gun
>
>I can imagine it and also really have one

See above. You'd probably pee your panties if you actually touched a
real gun.

Abraham Laboriel

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Sep 23, 2009, 5:19:02 PM9/23/09
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Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:


And Lee cooks his brown rice with Olive oil to make hash browns.

I bet that queer puts ketchup on hot dogs as well!

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nraclaptrap

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Zombywoof <Zomby...@cox.net> wrote in
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> On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:10:03 -0500, nraclaptrap

> Gee last time you said you wrote John Wayne. Oh and just so you know,
> there is no such thing as a "provisional member" of the NRA.

Yes there is. You're obviously not a member of the NRA.

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Huh, I'm still a provisional member of the NRA.

Next.


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 23, 2009, 6:56:00 PM9/23/09
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Zombywoof <Zomby...@cox.net> wrote in
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> He might also need to explain what he things a "provisional member" of
> the NRA is.

Free one year membership because I'm internationally recognized as a good
gun owner.

Do you know what the term "provisional member" means, Zombywussy


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nraclaptrap

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Sep 24, 2009, 12:00:36 AM9/24/09
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Zombywoof <Zomby...@cox.net> wrote in
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> On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:48:35 -0400, Abraham Laboriel
> <Ses...@bass.gov> wrote:
>
>>Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
>>
>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
>>
>>>>>You're a liar.
>>
>>>>You're a donut.
>>
>>> No wonder your mouth is watering, liar.
>>
>>
>>After all, Lee said he uses Olive oil to fry "brown rice" to make hash
>>browns!

Actually I toast them in a toaster oven.

>>Does he suck the oil out as a drink, and spit the starch out?

You're using too much oil.

>>Hash browns made with RICE instead of potatoes?

Long grain brown rice.

>>How stump stupid can nraclaptrap/Lee Harrison be?

You have to cook the long grain brown rice & let it cool overnight or in
the fridge, so the rice will be stuck together, then you use a spatula or
big spoon to carve slices out of the pot. You can also make patties with
your hands. Coat your pan with a little olive oil and cook them in a hot
oven or fry them in a skillet. They brown faster and taste better than
potatoes and also clear all the shit out of your fat, constipated, and
pathetically bloated guts.

Enjoy!


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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 24, 2009, 7:17:56 AM9/24/09
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In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Zombywoof <Zomby...@cox.net> wrote in
>news:068lb55cd83d9t4n7...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:48:35 -0400, Abraham Laboriel
>> <Ses...@bass.gov> wrote:
>>
>>>Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
>>>
>>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>You're a liar.
>>>
>>>>>You're a donut.
>>>
>>>> No wonder your mouth is watering, liar.
>>>
>>>
>>>After all, Lee said he uses Olive oil to fry "brown rice" to make hash
>>>browns!
>
>Actually I toast them in a toaster oven.

That wastes the earth's resources. Try just setting them on the
windowsill on a sunny day.

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 24, 2009, 5:53:55 PM9/24/09
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He said nothing of the sort. You are now proven again to be the liar
you have always been.


Typical gun controller. Making stuff up to promote your agenda at the
expense of the dead.

Greg.Procter

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Sep 26, 2009, 9:30:51 PM9/26/09
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On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:36:19 +1200, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in

>> news:tfphb55lvf9o20aq5...@4ax.com:


>>
>>> In talk.politics.guns Ned Viking <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>
>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>

>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
>>> school across America.
>>
>> So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>

> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures, Fat Boy.
> But you're against training for gun safety, aren't you? You LIKE it
> when people have gun accidents, don't you? It helps you with your
> disarmament agenda, doesn't it?
>
> Why are you so afraid of people learning safe firearms handling?
>
> How many holes are in YOUR living room walls?
>


You yanks kill about the same number of people with gun "accidents"
as you do with road accidents!
- How many miles per gallon do you get commuting by gun?
- how much freight is carried by gun per year?

Scout

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Sep 26, 2009, 10:31:58 PM9/26/09
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Bullshit. You are off by at least 2 orders of magnitude.

Seems you Brits don't know what the fuck you are talking about.....as usual.


Fiftycal

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Sep 26, 2009, 11:15:19 PM9/26/09
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On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:30:51 +1300, "Greg.Procter"
<pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:

>You yanks kill about the same number of people with gun "accidents"
>as you do with road accidents!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You eurotrash can't even make shit up good. HINT: There are about
45,000 deaths from traffic accidents. There are not even 1,000
accidental gun deaths.

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 27, 2009, 8:02:08 AM9/27/09
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HOLY SHIT! Is it "Make Up A Statistic Day" already? OK, My turn!

o More Australians fuck sheep on a regular basis than graduated the
fourth grade.

Lookout

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Sep 27, 2009, 8:41:12 AM9/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:02:08 -0700, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In talk.politics.guns "Greg.Procter" <pro...@ihug.co.nz> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:36:19 +1200, Klaus Schadenfreude
>><klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>> news:tfphb55lvf9o20aq5...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> In talk.politics.guns Ned Viking <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
>>>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>
>>>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
>>>>> school across America.
>>>>
>>>> So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>>>
>>> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures, Fat Boy.
>>> But you're against training for gun safety, aren't you? You LIKE it
>>> when people have gun accidents, don't you? It helps you with your
>>> disarmament agenda, doesn't it?
>>>
>>> Why are you so afraid of people learning safe firearms handling?
>>>
>>> How many holes are in YOUR living room walls?
>>>
>>
>>
>>You yanks kill about the same number of people with gun "accidents"
>>as you do with road accidents!
>
>HOLY SHIT! Is it "Make Up A Statistic Day" already? OK, My turn!

Every day is your day

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:00:28 AM9/27/09
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I know. It's great being on top. From here, you look like an ant.

Terry Lomax

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:19:28 AM9/27/09
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On Sep 26, 10:15 pm, Fiftycal <n...@abcnnbcbs.com> wrote:

> You eurotrash can't even make shit up good.  HINT: There are about
> 45,000 deaths from traffic accidents.  There are not even 1,000
> accidental gun deaths.

Are you admitting many gun "accidents" are actually deliberate
murders? That makes the actual US homicide rate even higher than the
official numbers.


Lookout

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:31:26 AM9/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:00:28 -0700, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Only a very insecure little troll would consider himself on top in
this type of forum. You think highly of yourself and that's good. No
one else does.

Klaus Schadenfreude

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:38:29 AM9/27/09
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Or the guy that beats you with a Fact Stick on an almost daily basis.

SaPeIsMa

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Sep 27, 2009, 12:23:27 PM9/27/09
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"Terry Lomax" <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b18d77da-6754-4d42...@l35g2000vba.googlegroups.com...

On Sep 26, 10:15 pm, Fiftycal <n...@abcnnbcbs.com> wrote:

> You eurotrash can't even make shit up good. HINT: There are about
> 45,000 deaths from traffic accidents. There are not even 1,000
> accidental gun deaths.

#
# Are you admitting many gun "accidents" are actually deliberate
# murders? That makes the actual US homicide rate even higher than the
# official numbers.

What are you blabbering about ?
Where on earth did he make ANY statement that "many gun "accidents" are
deliberate murder" ?
Do you even read for comprehension ?

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:25:54 PM9/27/09
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OK, I got the figure from Fox News.


> Seems you Brits don't know what the fuck you are talking about.....as
> usual.
>

I'm no more a "Brit" than you are, and live a lot further from Britain
than you do.
Seems that you yank Brits know even less, by at least two orders of
magnitude - as usual.

Regards,
Greg.P.

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:27:54 PM9/27/09
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That will teach me to stop channel surfing at Fox News!
So, are all the other gun related deaths deliberate?
You yank-Eurotrash need to get your stories straight!.

Regards,
Greg.P.

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:29:15 PM9/27/09
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:19:28 +1300, Terry Lomax <Lom...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> On Sep 26, 10:15ᅵpm, Fiftycal <n...@abcnnbcbs.com> wrote:
>
>> You eurotrash can't even make shit up good. ᅵHINT: There are about
>> 45,000 deaths from traffic accidents. ᅵThere are not even 1,000


>> accidental gun deaths.
>
> Are you admitting many gun "accidents" are actually deliberate
> murders? That makes the actual US homicide rate even higher than the
> official numbers.
>

You'd think yanks would learn not to stand in corners while splashing
paint about!

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:30:55 PM9/27/09
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Hmmm:
- road deaths; deliberate or accidental?
- gun related deaths; deliberate or accidental?

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:36:16 PM9/27/09
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:02:08 +1300, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:


I was watching Fox news. I don't normally do that but I like to catch
up on your stupidity once in a while.
Did Fox get it wrong? There's a surprise!

I'm really not up to date with you Australians and your social habits
but I do hope that that regular application of lanolin is helping your
skin rash problems.

I was lead to understand that Aussie schools don't have grades, but
I'm sure that yours personally would all be downhill.

Regards,
Greg.P.

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:38:03 PM9/27/09
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:00:28 +1300, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:


You are on top? Your economy says you are on a merry slide to match
Rawanda.

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:39:23 PM9/27/09
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:38:29 +1300, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:


Have you noticed that every time you wave that particular stick, all the
facts fly off?

Greg.Procter

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Sep 27, 2009, 9:41:27 PM9/27/09
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On Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:01:12 +1200, nraclaptrap
<nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in

> news:4m0kb55aitcmj8au1...@4ax.com:


>
>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in

>>> news:86nib5l3vc1q1rblo...@4ax.com:


>>>
>>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:h0iib5597n1i6o0hv...@4ax.com:


>>>>>
>>>>>> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:d56ib55t6nsk4nd9l...@4ax.com:


>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed
>>> himself
>>>>>>>>>>> from the gene pool!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every
>>> single
>>>>>>>>>> school across America.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures
>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Like checking whether the safety's on by pointing the gun at your
>>> head
>>>>>>> and pulling the trigger?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unless you're really, really, REALLY stupid, you don't believe
> that's
>>>>>> what the NRA advocates.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is it called the Looney Manuever?
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for confirming you ARE really, really, REALLY stupid. It's
>>>> something I suspected for many years.
>>>>
>>>>>> do you follow NRA recommended safety procedures?
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean do I shoot people if I "feel threatened" by them?
>>>>
>>>> Do you think shooting people is what they teach in gun safety class?
>>>
>>> Well if you don't kill somebody you don't get special blood-spattered
>>> window decals from NRA/ILA.
>>
>> Maybe some day you gun-grabbers will get a real lobby and you can try
>> going head to head with the NRA.
>>
>> BWAH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
>>
>>
>>>>> Nah, I told Wayne to cancel my provisional membership in the NRA
>>>>
>>>> No, you didn't.
>>>
>>> Oh yes I did.


>>
>> You're a liar.
>
> You're a donut.
>

Really? With all the shit that comes out I'd concluded he was something
quite different!

tankfixer

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Sep 27, 2009, 10:59:29 PM9/27/09
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In article <Xns9C8FB53027ECCp...@216.196.97.131>,
nracl...@invalid.invalid says...


Odd I don't see the word provisional in the alleged NRA greating you
posted...

nraclaptrap

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Sep 28, 2009, 11:06:18 AM9/28/09
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tankfixer <paul.c...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.2529c66...@news.bytemine.net:

I don't see the word "fuckoff" in your handle but that's what everybody
calls you.

Next.


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jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 28, 2009, 2:51:18 PM9/28/09
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I don't and many others don't so that makes you another leftist
prevaricator.

Lee hates it when the facts that he posts don't back up his own
assertions.

nraclaptrap

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Sep 28, 2009, 5:37:48 PM9/28/09
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jfmaf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in
news:d912c5t2fheqf7flq...@4ax.com:

Well it's in your handle, Weenieboy. Guess you and SmallPaul have
something in common...

Next.


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tankfixer

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Sep 28, 2009, 9:52:38 PM9/28/09
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In article <Xns9C9466C6BD4C1p...@216.196.97.131>,
nracl...@invalid.invalid says...

Your surrender is accepted.

tankfixer

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Sep 28, 2009, 9:53:40 PM9/28/09
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In article <d912c5t2fheqf7flq...@4ax.com>,
jf...@ix.netcom.com says...

If he wouldn't post drunk and or stonned things would be so much easier
for him...

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 29, 2009, 5:03:58 PM9/29/09
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:37:48 -0500, nraclaptrap
<nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in


Only because you altered it. It seems that you can't stand the
truth and have to alter the facts to suit your own hateful
proclivities.

nraclaptrap

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Sep 29, 2009, 6:07:53 PM9/29/09
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jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in
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Now you know how the Second Amendment feels...

POINT PROVEN!


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jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 29, 2009, 6:50:32 PM9/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:07:53 -0500, nraclaptrap
<nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

The alteration of the Second Amendment is by idiots like you.

nraclaptrap

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jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in news:cn35c51qbj4bhu059ekj7b1rnk7upgl1ve@
4ax.com:

Then you should have no trouble citing James Madison the original Framer
of the Bill of Rights saying that the right granted under the Second
Amendment is an individual right to have guns unconnected with militia
service.

Post your verbatim Madison quote in full context; or fuckoff, Snout.


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tankfixer

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Sep 29, 2009, 9:25:29 PM9/29/09
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In article <B8Avm.144149$nL7.1...@newsfe18.iad>,
me4...@verizon.removeme.this2.nospam.net says...

>
> Greg.Procter wrote:
> > On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:36:19 +1200, Klaus Schadenfreude
> > <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> In talk.politics.guns nraclaptrap <nracl...@invalid.invalid>
> >> wrote:
> >>> Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> >>> news:tfphb55lvf9o20aq5...@4ax.com:
> >>>
> >>>> In talk.politics.guns Ned Viking <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Natural selection in progress: another gunloon has removed himself
> >>>>> from the gene pool!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> This incident occurred during a gun safety demonstration!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1460241.html
> >>>>
> >>>> Another reason why NRA training should be required in every single
> >>>> school across America.
> >>>
> >>> So more NRA trainers can kill themselves?
> >>
> >> So the NRA can make people aware of proper safety procedures, Fat
> >> Boy. But you're against training for gun safety, aren't you? You
> >> LIKE it when people have gun accidents, don't you? It helps you with
> >> your disarmament agenda, doesn't it?
> >>
> >> Why are you so afraid of people learning safe firearms handling?
> >>
> >> How many holes are in YOUR living room walls?
> >>
> >
> >
> > You yanks kill about the same number of people with gun "accidents"
> > as you do with road accidents!
>
> Bullshit. You are off by at least 2 orders of magnitude.
>
> Seems you Brits don't know what the fuck you are talking about.....as usual.

The OP isn't even a Brit..
He's a castoff from NZ..

jf...@ix.netcom.com

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Sep 30, 2009, 7:05:35 PM9/30/09
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On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:26:06 -0500, nraclaptrap
<nracl...@invalid.invalid> wrote:


You can't even get to whom you are posting to correct and, thus, your
interpretation of the Second Amendment is similarly lacking on cogent
thinking.


Nah, I'll post the Pennsylvania Minority quote. That seems to disturb
you the most.

The Address and Reasons of
Dissent of the Minority of the
Convention of Pennsylvania
To Their Constituents
Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser
18 December 1787

7. That the people have a right to bear arms for the defence of
themselves and their own state, or the United States, or for the
purpose of killing game; and no law shall be passed for disarming the
people or any of them, unless for crimes committed, or real danger of
public injury from individuals; and as standing armies in the time of
peace are dangerous to liberty, they ought not to be kept up: and that
the military shall be kept under strict subordination to and be
governed by the civil powers.

nraclaptrap

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Sep 30, 2009, 8:32:45 PM9/30/09
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jf...@ix.netcom.com wrote in
news:0ro7c591rrgn5lhd3...@4ax.com:

> Nah, I'll post the Pennsylvania Minority quote.

Because you cannot cite Madison saying anything about an individual gun
right unconnected with militia service in the Second Amendment, eh
Weenieboy?

Dismissed.


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