Truth in Myths

[Turin]

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "howdy,
ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.
Ah'm 6-foot 5-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th'
tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and
showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and turned to the
fellow next to him. "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.
Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 5-inches tall. Ah'm white from
th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is
Patrick

Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 3-inches tall,
and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except
for me asshole, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

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Always an enlightening moment, with...

Turin

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maketh a lie about these words or causeth them to not be known shall
burn in hell forever and ever...."

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