Re: If steve could add an olympic sport, what would it be?

[Bubba]

<Steve> wrote in message news:rk5ii01oqe3i7jvig...@4ax.com...
> River Horse Put Forth the Proposition That:
>
> >Ok, all you steve's and steve want-to-be's and steve lurkers,
> >what sport should they add to they add to the Olympics?
>
> >I'll go first,
> >We all know about the beauty, strength, endurance, and skill required to
> >execute perform the Equestrian 3-Day event:
> > Dressage-- "horse dancing" on the first day,
> > Cross Country-- a six mile full gallop run with 36 jumps and
> > Jumping-- typical high jumping over barriers.
>
> >Now my new olympic event is the same as the above,
> >but instead of horses,
> >lets use Hippo's!!!!
> >YEAH!!!
> >What do you think will it work??
> >What new sport do you suggest ??
>
>
> I would like to be entered into the CAR WASH LIFEGUARD competition.

I just want to be a bar of soap in the girl's showers.