DAVID ATSABURGER (Hushed voice, crouching between a dumpster and a brick wall): What we're about to see is an everyday occurrence seldom observed, a delicate balancing act of nature and not sure, when the moonlight casts its pale torch on the butt cheeks of reason. For you see, tonight the MANCHOVY is going through his mating ritual. Having donned his MANTLERS and strapped on his MANKINI, his MANDIBLES and MANNIPPLES polished to a brilliant sheen, he crawls into the dumpster and waits.