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teh WE MISS BOBBY TENDINITIS memorial thraed aka BEEKEEPER APPRECIATION CASCADE!!!1!

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Jim Carleton

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Jan 28, 2024, 10:10:09 AMJan 28
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slam-dancing, wingtip lummoxes. bobby taught me how to make things underlap. here comes wisconsin, it smells like THROATY CHUCKLE.

Jim Carleton

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Jan 29, 2024, 2:30:41 PMJan 29
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On Sunday, January 28, 2024 at 10:10:09 AM UTC-5, Jim Carleton wrote:
> slam-dancing, wingtip lummoxes. bobby taught me how to make things underlap. here comes wisconsin, it smells like THROATY CHUCKLE.

i'll be in the nougat warehouse, checking lot numbers and teaching the nougat beetles how to ride miniature jet-skis.

Jim Carleton

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Jan 29, 2024, 2:48:53 PMJan 29
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FAILBOT: ERROR
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FAILBOT: YOU MISUNDERSTAND

Jim Carleton

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Jan 29, 2024, 3:03:08 PMJan 29
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dear crust mattress, today i heard duct tape being unrolled

Jim Carleton

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Jan 29, 2024, 4:44:17 PMJan 29
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what does that work out to in kilowatt-weekends? i'm 82% hungry.

Jim Carleton

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Jan 31, 2024, 7:45:21 AMJan 31
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are you enrobed in velvety dark chocolate and encrusted with crunchy pecans, or are you just happy to see me? also is that a banana in your whatchamahoozit, i was gonna ask

Jim Carleton

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Jan 31, 2024, 7:17:40 PMJan 31
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tell me about your engineering credentials. is that a carefully formatted tickle baton? carry me on your FUCK SHOULDERS.

Jim Carleton

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Jan 31, 2024, 7:20:17 PMJan 31
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I have shameful, awkward tidbits! You're a clever napkin constable!

Jim Carleton

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Feb 3, 2024, 8:28:41 PMFeb 3
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welcome to my hair saloon
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