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Goodnight, pancake friends
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Jim Carleton
Jan 19, 2024, 1:03:13 AMJan 19
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I hung my keys on a small hook by the door and collapsed on the couch. I had successfully made it through the entire day with both feet stuffed into one sock!
This is now a movie. It's a movie about friends, and socks, and friends with socks on their hands. My role will be played by Ryan Gosling, but he will speak like Fozzy Bear.
Maybe in three days none of this will matter. I have heard that milk rockets are coming. I'm convinced that I am being followed by the ghosts of cereal mascots. There is a tiny down feather on a scale, and if the scale tips, everyone will forget how to hiccup. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, YOU FOOLS. But they will just shrug.
I met a bank teller who was also secretly a tomato. He drafted a script for my movie. I can share the following excerpt.
SCRIPT: movie
MOVIE: man
MAN IN BATHROOM: halp i'm man
YESTERDAY: flashback to man eating fruit
FRUIT: man
<fruit walks across room>
EXEUNT.
I watched the movie of my friends 20 years ago in this very place and I wept for my lost friends. I miss you BT/BK you were my hero and I never got to tell you. Last post, goodnight ans.
This is now a movie. It's a movie about friends, and socks, and friends with socks on their hands. My role will be played by Ryan Gosling, but he will speak like Fozzy Bear.
Maybe in three days none of this will matter. I have heard that milk rockets are coming. I'm convinced that I am being followed by the ghosts of cereal mascots. There is a tiny down feather on a scale, and if the scale tips, everyone will forget how to hiccup. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, YOU FOOLS. But they will just shrug.
I met a bank teller who was also secretly a tomato. He drafted a script for my movie. I can share the following excerpt.
SCRIPT: movie
MOVIE: man
MAN IN BATHROOM: halp i'm man
YESTERDAY: flashback to man eating fruit
FRUIT: man
<fruit walks across room>
EXEUNT.
I watched the movie of my friends 20 years ago in this very place and I wept for my lost friends. I miss you BT/BK you were my hero and I never got to tell you. Last post, goodnight ans.
James Moening
Jan 29, 2024, 9:33:15 PMJan 29
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LADY COP: That's the thing about muppets.
DOG: You've gotta hand it to them.
LADY COP (speaking into radio): Class 5. Send over two slices of bread and some whole grain mustard.
DOG (rolling on The Victim): This reminds me of my college days.
Jim Carleton
Jan 30, 2024, 10:05:17 PMJan 30
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welcome to PANCAKE HELL, where you will get BUTT-DIALED constantly
James Moening
Jan 31, 2024, 2:45:53 PMJan 31
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Jim Carleton
Jan 31, 2024, 7:06:35 PMJan 31
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