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*CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*

my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.

but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."

but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.

the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".

-fini

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Devil Dogs.

> -fini

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From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500

If I have any integrity at all, I must leave. I welcome others
to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group of
unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly
predictable pattern of
snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.

From: Dave <rat...@gate.net>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.frasier
Subject: Dean is a piece of shit, I was right all along. (was: Re:
****RESIST THE URGE TO TYPE RUSSELL B'S VANITY FROUP NAME WRONG
WHEN CROSSPOSTING!!!!!!1!**** (was Re: Does anyone remember when
Ratboy's posts were worth reading? (was: Re: Resist the urge to
respond to crossposts.))))
Date: 08 Apr 2000 00:00:00 GMT

Simpsons fans who approved of Dean Humphries' brand of bullshit, have
a quick look at how the bullshit cascade king has spending his time.
Crosspost trolling the shit out of half a dozen newsgroups, and that's
just this thread.
I've snipped alt.simpsonds.snuh and alt.snuh, as these are the groups he
uses as his base from which to disrupt other newsgroups.
What a guy. I doubt this will change how many of you feel about him,
but you're not the ones I posted this for, so feel free to ignore it.
You others, you know exactly why I did it.
I feel very vindicated.

From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600

Nobody can control the snuh.

From: 'Menjy' <me...@SPAMBLOCKdatabasix.com>
(alt.flame's flamer of the year: 1997-98-99, 2000-01-02-03)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
alt.flame, alt.snuh
Subject: Re: Will The Real James Caldwell Stand Up?
Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 18:06:32 +0100
Message-ID: ankv9tsnnm2r7qae0...@4ax.com

You're also a truly unpleasant young man. I'm sorely
tempted to plonk you. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

From: Steve Williams (st...@petitmorte.net)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame,
alt.snuh
Subject: Re: BlortZ!
Date: Jun 24 2001 16:23:24 GMT
Message-ID: Xns90CAB1199BD17poshperson@csis-in

>Hi, Steve!
>
>See you finaly took the "Snuh" out of your headers.

You'll have to try harder than this if you want to convince any
anti-snuh people that I am anything to do with you, either that or you
will just
have to take a stab at flaming me yourself.

From: Steve Williams (steve-w...@bigfoot.com)
Subject: Re: New OBE reflections
Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body, alt.hackers.malicious,
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers, alt.snuh
Date: 2000/05/28

de...@databasix.com (Dean Humphries) wrote in
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>anonym wrote:
>>
>> Dean Humphries wrote:
>> >
>> > Steve Williams wrote:
>> > >
>> > > SPNAKj...@yahoo.com (Teh Internet Was My Idea) wrote in
>> > > alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>> > >
>> > > >Steve Williams wrote:
>> > > >>
>> > > >> SPNAKj...@yahoo.com (Excessively Morphing Power Ranger)
>> > > >> wrote in alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>> > > >>
>> > > >> >Steve Williams wrote:
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >> ab...@ramalane.com (ramalane) wrote in
>> > > >> >> alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >> >Hey, all places are a "fucking place" to you, slut.
>> > > >> >> >(snluht?)
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >> First time I have heard someone calling a bloke a slut.
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> >So close. Had he said 'snuh slut', it would have worked.
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> 'Snuh' sort of rhymes with 'slut' doesn't it?
>> > > >>
>> > > >Snuht
>> > > Slnuht
>> > Blnuht
>> Fuhcknuht
>Suhcknuht
Snuhcknuht

From: zante...@subdimension.comXspamtrapX (candle)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: WORDS (last one gets a wraparound)
Date: Tue, 03 Jul 2001 09:39:34 -0000
Message-ID: 90D32F278zante...@207.126.101.100

I think he's showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia and the wheels
falling off.
Yesterday's barrage was either a)unadulterated spamming of ungodly
proportions or b)the test run of a new bot.
I don't feel a damn bit sorry for him, as he did it to himself.
In the face of truth, he spoke lies.
In the face of facts and his own track record, he twisted everything to
fit his own sick agenda.
In the face of many chances to cease and desist, he kept on.
In short, may he go to hell for once and for all.

snuh(thing) by Mr. Neutron Tue Dec 5 2000 at 02:42 utc

Snuh is meow, sans talent, humor, wisdom and moderation. A dickhead
named Dean Humphries pursued this bad joke until just about everyone on
Usenet hated him. Made an especially bad enemy out of the Queen of Cans
and Jars. Snuh is now considered the lowest form of Usenet Performance
Art.

From: morr...@pyrophore.ogoense.net (jet)
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
alt.config, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.flame, alt.liberalminded,
alt.rock-n-roll.stones
Subject: Re: and I say Hey again and again and again
Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 07:04:34 GMT
Message-ID: ad77cc$rff$3...@paradoxa.ogoense.net

I'm not exagerating when I say your the most ignorant, incompetent
pseudo-troll wannabe that I've ever encountered. You really are
delusional, because you believe all the shit you've been making up and
you can't even remember what I said when you're looking straight at it.

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On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±
<h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>>
>> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
>>
>> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
>> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
>>
>> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
>> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
>>
>> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
>> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
>>
>> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
>> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
>
>Devil Dogs.
>

honestly?... chipotle.

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"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>

> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą

> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
> >>
> >> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
> >>
> >> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
> >> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
> >>
> >> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
> >> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
> >>
> >> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
> >> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
> >>
> >> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
> >> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
> >
> >Devil Dogs.
> >
> honestly?... chipotle.

In the coffee.

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On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:06:52 -0800, ±
<h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>>

>> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±

>> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
>> >>
>> >> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
>> >> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
>> >>
>> >> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
>> >> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
>> >>
>> >> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
>> >> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
>> >>
>> >> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
>> >> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
>> >
>> >Devil Dogs.
>> >
>> honestly?... chipotle.
>
>In the coffee.
>

the last time i did that, mike douglas went off the air...

hoKEy w0Lf

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Jan 3, 2003, 6:36:24 PM1/3/03

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In article <du1b1vg5f4ubd4o5f...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:06:52 -0800, ą

> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
> >>

> >> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą

> >> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
> >> >>
> >> >> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
> >> >> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
> >> >>
> >> >> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
> >> >> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
> >> >>
> >> >> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
> >> >> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
> >> >>
> >> >> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
> >> >> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
> >> >
> >> >Devil Dogs.
> >> >
> >> honestly?... chipotle.
> >
> >In the coffee.
> >
> the last time i did that, mike douglas went off the air...

I want a devil dogs

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 18:36:24 -0500, hoKEy w0Lf <y...@nope.net> wrote:

>In article <du1b1vg5f4ubd4o5f...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>

>> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:06:52 -0800, ±

>> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>> >>

>> >> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±

>> >> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
>> >> >> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
>> >> >> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
>> >> >>
>> >> >> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
>> >> >> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
>> >> >> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
>> >> >
>> >> >Devil Dogs.
>> >> >
>> >> honestly?... chipotle.
>> >
>> >In the coffee.
>> >
>> the last time i did that, mike douglas went off the air...
>
>I want a devil dogs
>

the devil dogs of my misfortune, much to my suprise,
they predicted armageddon, i could see it in their eyes.

but when the chord of virtue, came stumbling down the hall,
the devil dogs went running, down to the mini-mall.

from there they dashed and mingled, some even ran amok,
then most had met their maker, due to a tuna truck.

the moral of the story, as if you needed one.
is "behold the son of AGNEW", and then you'll have some fun.

The Beet Man

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Jan 4, 2003, 5:39:51 AM1/4/03

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Molly molly flox in fleas!

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This post brought to you courtesy of the Beet Man!

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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the last time i saw bun e. carlos was about 11 years ago in loves park
illinois. he was a bent and broken lush at the far end of the bar in a
little joint called "souse's". (i always thought it was pronounced
"souse-es" but it was actually "sue-say-zz". it had something to do
with a wc fel's movie.) i told bun e. carlos that i'd be happy to buy
him a round if he could tell me why the hell john lennon ever fell for
that yoko skank in the first place. he just sat there and looked at me
like i was from another planet. then he said "i was in cheap trick,
NOT the beatles. how the fuck would *i know??" i said. "you lose"...

Squid

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Jan 4, 2003, 2:44:33 PM1/4/03

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Someone in this group sent me a virus not knowing that
I collect them.Send me more. I love artificial life forms

g e e k . t r a g e d y wrote:

> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą

JungleAcid

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On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 19:44:33 GMT, Squid <cc...@znet.com> wrote:

>Someone in this group sent me a virus not knowing that
>I collect them.Send me more. I love artificial life forms

me too, i sent that one to collect you. damn it.

--
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The Beet Man

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On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 12:01:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±
><h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>>>
>>> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
>>>
>>> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
>>> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
>>>
>>> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
>>> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
>>>
>>> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
>>> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
>>>
>>> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
>>> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
>>
>>Devil Dogs.
>>
>honestly?... chipotle.

Chih-pole-tee?

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 19:44:33 GMT, Squid <cc...@znet.com> wrote:

>Someone in this group sent me a virus not knowing that
>I collect them.Send me more. I love artificial life forms
>

"i have a brain tumor. you lose."
-dr. mark green

>g e e k . t r a g e d y wrote:

>> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 5, 2003, 4:57:35 AM1/5/03

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:41:06 -0500, JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net>
wrote:

phoenix or tucson?

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 5, 2003, 4:58:40 AM1/5/03

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"chee-pote-lee". i learn't how to say it from a jack in the box
commercial.

s c r o o g e

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Jan 6, 2003, 2:03:07 AM1/6/03

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good fences make good neighbors

"g e e k . t r a g e d y" <biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:6sja1v4u8fa66jc86...@4ax.com...

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On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 07:03:07 GMT, "s c r o o g e" <co...@once.gov>
wrote:

>good fences make good neighbors
>

as long as they stay out of my yard, they won't be subject to ridicule

hoKEy w0Lf

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Jan 7, 2003, 8:50:35 PM1/7/03

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In article <3E173A2B...@znet.com>, Squid <cc...@znet.com> wrote:

> Someone in this group sent me a virus not knowing that
> I collect them.Send me more. I love artificial life forms

hm, do you sit on the couch for that?

hoKEy w0Lf

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Jan 7, 2003, 10:01:44 PM1/7/03

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In article <k9gd1vgu1vt354mav...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

So are most of you from the couch then?

hoKEy w0Lf

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Jan 7, 2003, 10:06:22 PM1/7/03

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In article <k9gd1vgu1vt354mav...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

of course then he shat upon them

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:43:37 AM1/8/03

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On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 11:22:19 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

When I was in high school, there was some really long running joke
about "Does saggy bun?" that I never did quite understand. Maybe Bun
E. Carlos would know the answer, but he's probably off in a gutter
somewhere.

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:47:44 AM1/8/03

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 09:58:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 04:23:56 -0500, The Beet Man
><i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 12:01:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
>><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>>

>>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą

>>><h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
>>>>>
>>>>> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
>>>>> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
>>>>>
>>>>> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
>>>>> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
>>>>>
>>>>> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
>>>>> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
>>>>>
>>>>> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
>>>>> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
>>>>
>>>>Devil Dogs.
>>>>
>>>honestly?... chipotle.
>>
>>Chih-pole-tee?
>>
>"chee-pote-lee". i learn't how to say it from a jack in the box
>commercial.

Chih-pole-tee?

That's the commercial I was talking about. It's funny that I know
that one, since we don't have Jack in the Box on this coast. I have a
cable package with the out of town hockey packages, so I get the out
of town commercials too. So I know that one, plus the Carl's Jr. one
with the double chili burger. Every time I see that commercial, I
want one, and since I don't have Carl's Jr. anywhere near here, I
better start keeping cans of chili around my apartment.

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:50:22 AM1/8/03

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SNAIL TRACKS.

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:51:28 AM1/8/03

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sure. i'll take another slice of toast...

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:51:56 AM1/8/03

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you don't believe me, eh?

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 8:03:01 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 07:47:44 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

bah! carl's jr. blows. hack in the crox has good milkshakes... el
pollo loco is the place to go for smokey black bean burritos... taipei
express for phad thai... panda express for orange chicken... la casita
for heapum killer nachos... wal-mart for paper products and cleaning
supplies... perez adult video for pr0n vids... trader joe's for
shelled edamame... billy's for phillies (but i haven't been there
yet.)

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 8:04:57 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 07:43:37 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

i just talked to a friend who used to hang out at souse's back then.
he doesn't go there much anymore, but he says that bun e. quit coming
around when they took the bumper pool table out in 1997...

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 9:13:49 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 13:04:57 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

Wow, bumper pool! I knew a guy who had a bumper pool table in his
basement when I was a kid, but I haven't seen one in ages.

How does a guy get a name like "Bun E." anyway? Even if it's a pun on
"Bunny" that sounds like the kind of name that would get a guy's hiney
kicked.

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 9:49:48 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 12:51:28 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

With cherry jelly? From SUPERSTAR ALEX KINGSTON?

03:15:38 GMT

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Jan 8, 2003, 10:30:41 AM1/8/03

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The Beet Man <i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> did this:

> g e e k . t r a g e d y <biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

Q: What underground station is the most abhorrent, hated place on
earth?

A: The T Station.

--
Ari <fun...@all.at>

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 10:49:07 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 09:13:49 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

*shrug*

dunno where "bun e" came from, but his real name is brad carlson and
he *still lives in his parent's house in rockford illinois. that bar
he used to hang out at was in loves park, just to the north of
rockford.

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 10:50:24 AM1/8/03

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hey, you don't know lester like *I* know lester...

wait a sec... i don't know anybody named LESTER!!

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 10:53:42 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 13:03:01 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 07:47:44 -0500, The Beet Man
><i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 09:58:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
>><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 04:23:56 -0500, The Beet Man
>>><i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 12:01:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
>>>><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ±

Do you have In and Out burger near you? Many years ago I was on a
mailing list where this one guy went on and on and on and on about how
great In and Out burgers were.

The Beet Man

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Jan 8, 2003, 11:56:34 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 15:49:07 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

Wasn't he a character in those S.E. Hinton novels, the Outsiders, That
Was Then..., etc.? Or maybe that was a different Carlson.

I went to school with a kid named Mike Carlson who was one of the
dumbest people I've ever met. He once got caught copying a paper
,only because the teacher knew he was way too dumb to have written it
himself. I later went to school with a similarly dumb guy named Nick
Ferrino. Those two are probably the dumbest two I've ever met If I
had to guess, I'd say Mike Carlson pumps gas somewhere, and Nick
Ferrino probably works as a low-level mafia thug, since he was always
coming into school with bloodied knuckles.

There's a Love Park in Philadelphia that kids used to skate at, but
the city effectively shut it down by surrounding it with fences, so
instead of having the annoyance of kids skating in the city, they
traded it for the annoyance of this big eyesore of a fence.

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 2:27:49 PM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 10:53:42 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 13:03:01 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 07:47:44 -0500, The Beet Man
>><i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 09:58:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
>>><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 04:23:56 -0500, The Beet Man
>>>><i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 12:01:40 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
>>>>><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>>On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą

come to think of it, yes. its out by i-10 at ramon rd...

not too shabby for burgers really. and as i recall, the prices weren't
too bad either. (carl's jr has got to be the most expensive burger
chain i have ever seen.)

in n' out has definately got the most basic menu of all the chains out
here. i think its a choice of hamurger, cheeseburger, fries, soft
drink, and maybe shakes but i don't recall for sure.

they also have two off-menu items you can order. one is the veggie
burger. that is simply a regular hamburger minus the beef patty. then
there's the protien burger which is a regular hamburger minus the bun.
the patty and fixins' are just wrapped in a lettuce leaf...

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 2:32:47 PM1/8/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 11:56:34 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

dunno beetster. but brad carlson sounds like a mighty common name to
me. there's probably at least two or three of them scattered about the
whirrled...

>I went to school with a kid named Mike Carlson who was one of the
>dumbest people I've ever met. He once got caught copying a paper
>,only because the teacher knew he was way too dumb to have written it
>himself. I later went to school with a similarly dumb guy named Nick
>Ferrino. Those two are probably the dumbest two I've ever met If I
>had to guess, I'd say Mike Carlson pumps gas somewhere, and Nick
>Ferrino probably works as a low-level mafia thug, since he was always
>coming into school with bloodied knuckles.
>

well, no one but maybe two or three people believe that i went from
bathroom drug dealer and all around "burnout" to the tech geek i am
today...

>There's a Love Park in Philadelphia that kids used to skate at, but
>the city effectively shut it down by surrounding it with fences, so
>instead of having the annoyance of kids skating in the city, they
>traded it for the annoyance of this big eyesore of a fence.
>

i never understood the tradeoff of a fence for kids having fun... i
think it has something to do with liability?

hoKEy w0Lf

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:27:27 PM1/8/03

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In article <1r7o1vog62biv45mt...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

oh yeah, forgot about that

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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Jan 8, 2003, 10:47:13 PM1/8/03

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BUTT TULIPS.

The Beet Man

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Jan 9, 2003, 2:11:40 AM1/9/03

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On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 19:32:47 GMT, g e e k . t r a g e d y
<biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:

Shucks, I was hoping you actually knew a fictional character. That
would mean I'm a fictional character too!

>>I went to school with a kid named Mike Carlson who was one of the
>>dumbest people I've ever met. He once got caught copying a paper
>>,only because the teacher knew he was way too dumb to have written it
>>himself. I later went to school with a similarly dumb guy named Nick
>>Ferrino. Those two are probably the dumbest two I've ever met If I
>>had to guess, I'd say Mike Carlson pumps gas somewhere, and Nick
>>Ferrino probably works as a low-level mafia thug, since he was always
>>coming into school with bloodied knuckles.
>>
>well, no one but maybe two or three people believe that i went from
>bathroom drug dealer and all around "burnout" to the tech geek i am
>today...

I was a pretty good student and a lot of people I knew are surprised I
never bothered to finish college, but the internet is fun like that.

Speaking of being a tech geek, is that e-mail address valid? I have a
couple quick questions about my computer. It's a bit sluggish so I
wonder if I might have something set improperly. I guess I can just
post them to alt.edgar to add to the post count though.

>>There's a Love Park in Philadelphia that kids used to skate at, but
>>the city effectively shut it down by surrounding it with fences, so
>>instead of having the annoyance of kids skating in the city, they
>>traded it for the annoyance of this big eyesore of a fence.
>>
>i never understood the tradeoff of a fence for kids having fun... i
>think it has something to do with liability?

It's a city park so I don't think they were concerned with liability.
I think they were more concerned that the skaters were a nuisance, but
to my mind, a big ugly fence is a much bigger nuisance.

g e e k . t r a g e d y

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On Thu, 09 Jan 2003 02:11:40 -0500, The Beet Man
<i-eat-beets-an...@juno.com> wrote:

frictional or fictional?

>>>I went to school with a kid named Mike Carlson who was one of the
>>>dumbest people I've ever met. He once got caught copying a paper
>>>,only because the teacher knew he was way too dumb to have written it
>>>himself. I later went to school with a similarly dumb guy named Nick
>>>Ferrino. Those two are probably the dumbest two I've ever met If I
>>>had to guess, I'd say Mike Carlson pumps gas somewhere, and Nick
>>>Ferrino probably works as a low-level mafia thug, since he was always
>>>coming into school with bloodied knuckles.
>>>
>>well, no one but maybe two or three people believe that i went from
>>bathroom drug dealer and all around "burnout" to the tech geek i am
>>today...
>
>I was a pretty good student and a lot of people I knew are surprised I
>never bothered to finish college, but the internet is fun like that.
>
>Speaking of being a tech geek, is that e-mail address valid? I have a
>couple quick questions about my computer.
>

yup. just remove the dashes from either side of that "A in a circle"
thingie...

>It's a bit sluggish so I wonder if I might have something set improperly. I guess I can just
>post them to alt.edgar to add to the post count though.
>

drop me an email, i'll give you my phone number and the url to my
"tech" site...

±

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Jan 11, 2003, 3:33:45 AM1/11/03

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"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
>
> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 18:36:24 -0500, hoKEy w0Lf <y...@nope.net> wrote:
>
> >In article <du1b1vg5f4ubd4o5f...@4ax.com>, g e e k . t r a g e d y
> ><biff_mullins-@-yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:06:52 -0800, ą
> >> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

> >>
> >> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 03:12:04 -0800, ą
> >> >> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>

> >> >> >"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> *CUE DICK VAN PATTEN*
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> my molly has been coddled, more than you'll ever know.
> >> >> >> my hurricane exploded, and began to melt the snow.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> but when the lawyers asked me "have you never seen the rain?"
> >> >> >> i hung my coat and pouted, "for that, i can't explain."
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> but when the brave ulysses, disembarked tobacco road.
> >> >> >> i sat back and lit a "fatty", then watched my hurricane explode.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> the moral of the story, is "K E V I N".
> >> >> >> but then again i missed it, and repeated "TINY MEN".
> >> >> >

> >> >> >Devil Dogs.
> >> >> >
> >> >> honestly?... chipotle.
> >> >
> >> >In the coffee.
> >> >
> >> the last time i did that, mike douglas went off the air...
> >
> >I want a devil dogs
> >
> the devil dogs of my misfortune, much to my suprise,
> they predicted armageddon, i could see it in their eyes.
>
> but when the chord of virtue, came stumbling down the hall,
> the devil dogs went running, down to the mini-mall.
>
> from there they dashed and mingled, some even ran amok,
> then most had met their maker, due to a tuna truck.
>
> the moral of the story, as if you needed one.
> is "behold the son of AGNEW", and then you'll have some fun.

AGNEW with YOU?

Zbigniew Brzezinski - gesundheit!