I am not an animal.

willum

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Feb 21, 2003, 11:41:12 AM2/21/03

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I am a Hunan Being.

clamnebula

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Feb 21, 2003, 1:37:47 PM2/21/03

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"willum" <no> wrote in message news:v5cll7g...@corp.supernews.com...

>
> I am a Hunan Being.
>

With six you get eggroll.

James Caldwell

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Feb 22, 2003, 11:54:13 AM2/22/03

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clamnebula <clamneb...@netscape.net>
wrote<_du5a.3378$1M6....@fe06.atl2.webusenet.com>:

with sex you get clamIdia...

David Castrodale

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Feb 23, 2003, 2:26:53 PM2/23/03

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willum wrote:

> I am a Hunan Being.

I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.

--
'i need some love, i need some money. sister, all my blood's been sold.'
-the constantines

dave f

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Feb 23, 2003, 3:52:11 PM2/23/03

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"David Castrodale" <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote in message
news:3E59209A...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM...

>
>
> willum wrote:
>
> > I am a Hunan Being.
>
>
> I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.

no PDA in the library!

paramucho

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Feb 23, 2003, 7:48:46 PM2/23/03

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On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 20:52:11 GMT, "dave f" <fost...@optonline.net>
wrote:

Or free-lance barracuda on the pool table.

--
Ian
Impressive If Haughty - Q Magazine

JungleAcid

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Feb 23, 2003, 8:47:52 PM2/23/03

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On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 19:26:53 GMT, David Castrodale
<anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote:

>I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.

i can see your onions.

--
JA15x6,2

The Queen of Cans and Jars

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Feb 23, 2003, 8:49:56 PM2/23/03

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JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:

i'll see you and i'll raise you off the floor

JungleAcid

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Feb 23, 2003, 9:18:20 PM2/23/03

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please please me.

--
JA15x6,2

The Queen of Cans and Jars

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Feb 23, 2003, 9:48:27 PM2/23/03

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JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:

if you don't mind, i don't care

paramucho

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Feb 24, 2003, 12:36:11 AM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 02:48:27 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
Cans and Jars) wrote:

>JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 01:49:56 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
>> Cans and Jars) wrote:
>>
>> >JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 19:26:53 GMT, David Castrodale
>> >> <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.
>> >>
>> >> i can see your onions.
>> >
>> >i'll see you and i'll raise you off the floor
>>
>> please please me.
>
>if you don't mind, i don't care

da-da-da-dung-de-da-da
da-da-da-dung-de-da-da

JungleAcid

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Feb 24, 2003, 1:08:28 AM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 02:48:27 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
Cans and Jars) wrote:

>JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 01:49:56 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
>> Cans and Jars) wrote:
>>
>> >JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 19:26:53 GMT, David Castrodale
>> >> <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.
>> >>
>> >> i can see your onions.
>> >
>> >i'll see you and i'll raise you off the floor
>>
>> please please me.
>
>if you don't mind, i don't care

mange. mange mange.

--
JA15x6,2

paramucho

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Feb 24, 2003, 2:38:36 AM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 01:08:28 -0500, JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 02:48:27 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
>Cans and Jars) wrote:
>
>>JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 01:49:56 GMT, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen of
>>> Cans and Jars) wrote:
>>>
>>> >JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 19:26:53 GMT, David Castrodale
>>> >> <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.
>>> >>
>>> >> i can see your onions.
>>> >
>>> >i'll see you and i'll raise you off the floor
>>>
>>> please please me.
>>
>>if you don't mind, i don't care
>
>mange. mange mange.

My fastidious canine friend always dots his sermons.

JungleAcid

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Feb 24, 2003, 2:50:40 AM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 07:38:36 GMT, i...@hammo.com (paramucho) wrote:

>>
>>mange. mange mange.
>
>My fastidious canine friend always dots his sermons.

and licks his cantos.

--
JA15x6,2

Otto Bahn

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Feb 24, 2003, 10:59:31 AM2/24/03

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James Caldwell wrote:

> >> I am a Hunan Being.
> >
> >With six you get eggroll.
> >
> with sex you get clamIdia...

Don't get eggrolled by just anyone fried at a bar...

--oTTo--

James Caldwell

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Feb 24, 2003, 5:14:26 PM2/24/03

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Otto Bahn <JGA...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>
wrote<3E5A41...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>:

Suzi sells sushi down by the sea shore...

Otto Bahn

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Feb 24, 2003, 6:53:19 PM2/24/03

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James Caldwell wrote:

> >> >> I am a Hunan Being.
> >> >
> >> >With six you get eggroll.
> >> >
> >> with sex you get clamIdia...
> >
> >Don't get eggrolled by just anyone fried at a bar...
> >
> Suzi sells sushi down by the sea shore...

That's just plain raw.

--oTTo--

hoKEy w0Lf

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Feb 24, 2003, 7:33:00 PM2/24/03

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ME NEITHER i am NOT an animal

JungleAcid

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Feb 24, 2003, 8:43:12 PM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 19:33:00 -0500, hoKEy w0Lf <y...@nope.net> wrote:

>ME NEITHER i am NOT an animal

grr-rowl.

--
JA15x6,2

paramucho

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Feb 24, 2003, 9:57:13 PM2/24/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 19:33:00 -0500, hoKEy w0Lf <y...@nope.net> wrote:

>ME NEITHER i am NOT an animal

Hey, Anubis, where you going with that squeegee in your hair?

hypo-luxa

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Feb 25, 2003, 11:42:28 AM2/25/03

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hypo-luxa 2/23/03 11:26 AM Live! from Demiurge

>
>
> willum wrote:
>
>> I am a Hunan Being.
>
>
> I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.
>
>
>

TELL YOUR DAUGHTER TO KEEP HER HANDS OFF THE COOKIES.

-- hypo-luxa

violence addiction self-hatred disgrace

Otto Bahn

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Feb 25, 2003, 11:47:09 AM2/25/03

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George Alan Esworthy wrote:

> >>James Caldwell wrote:
> >>
> >>> >> I am a Hunan Being.
> >>> >
> >>> >With six you get eggroll.
> >>> >
> >>> with sex you get clamIdia...
> >>
> >>Don't get eggrolled by just anyone fried at a bar...
> >>
> >Suzi sells sushi down by the sea shore...
> >

> Soothing Suzi sells sushi smoothies by the shoe store...

I don't need to hear the phrase "sushi smoothie" ever
again.

Bass-O-Matic, however...

--oTTo--

Otto Bahn

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Feb 25, 2003, 11:54:23 AM2/25/03

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> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&ncid=753&e=1&u=/nm/20030225/sc_nm/health_australia_drugs_dc

"Illicit drugs caused about 223,000 deaths [worldwide],
or three percent of all drug-related deaths."

--oTTo--

Organ Transplants caused at least one...

Otto Bahn

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Feb 25, 2003, 12:02:01 PM2/25/03

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> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030225/od_nm/food_france_chef_dc

"...top chef Bernard Loiseau was found shot dead in an
apparent suicide following the decision by the renowned
GaultMillau guide to cut its rating for his flagship
restaurant in Burgundy."

Let's all chip in and buy up that magazine.

--oTTo--

No Rating For YOU!

James Caldwell

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Feb 25, 2003, 12:11:14 PM2/25/03

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Otto Bahn <JGA...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>
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My GOD is an angry animatronic deer...

Otto Bahn

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Feb 25, 2003, 2:47:25 PM2/25/03

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James Caldwell wrote:

> >> >>> >> I am a Hunan Being.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> >With six you get eggroll.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> with sex you get clamIdia...
> >> >>
> >> >>Don't get eggrolled by just anyone fried at a bar...
> >> >>
> >> >Suzi sells sushi down by the sea shore...
> >> >
> >> Soothing Suzi sells sushi smoothies by the shoe store...
> >
> >I don't need to hear the phrase "sushi smoothie" ever
> >again.
> >
> >Bass-O-Matic, however...
> >
> My GOD is an angry animatronic deer...

Weird...most gods are OMNIVOROUS.

--oTTo--

jeanannd

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Feb 25, 2003, 6:07:12 PM2/25/03

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"James Caldwell" <james_c...@postmaster.co.uk> wrote in message
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==============
So your GOD must really hate hunting season and hackers. NOT that I'm in
that category, no, no really - (taking out hidden rifle) PULL (BAM)

<running away for safety - mine>
--
^ ^
>"< jeanannd
/ I \ /
\ / I \/

hoKEy w0Lf

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Feb 25, 2003, 8:37:15 PM2/25/03

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In article <3hil5vcu17e11d0fe...@4ax.com>, JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net>
wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 19:33:00 -0500, hoKEy w0Lf <y...@nope.net> wrote:
>
> >ME NEITHER i am NOT an animal
>
> grr-rowl.

some of you are forgetting to "yank my chain"

JungleAcid

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Feb 26, 2003, 2:44:08 AM2/26/03

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pull my daisy

--
JA15x6,2

James Caldwell

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Feb 26, 2003, 11:40:12 AM2/26/03

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Otto Bahn <JGA...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>
wrote<3E5BC8...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>:

Thats like Eschelon but without the OMNISCIENCE.

Anubis

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Feb 26, 2003, 11:40:14 AM2/26/03

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jeanannd <jean...@nospamattbi.com>
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Minefield---------> *,.,..,*.,.,.,*..,.,######~~~~~.,,,*.,..,*

Otto Bahn

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Feb 26, 2003, 12:06:17 PM2/26/03

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James Caldwell wrote:

> >> My GOD is an angry animatronic deer...
> >
> >Weird...most gods are OMNIVOROUS.
> >
> Thats like Eschelon but without the OMNISCIENCE.

Ironically, most gods would flunk a turing test.

--oTTo--

"Hello? Hello? HELL-OOOO...? Is this thing on?"

jeanannd

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Feb 26, 2003, 6:59:08 PM2/26/03

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"Anubis" <Anubis...@444.net> wrote in message
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AHHHH, damn deer...it got Fritz, Fritz, those stinking hoofed deer.

Fritz: "I'm all right really"
(accidental rifle discharge) BOOM - Damn hoofed deer and their land mines
got Fritz.

paramucho

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Feb 27, 2003, 2:47:03 AM2/27/03

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 02:50:40 -0500, JungleAcid <jazz...@fast.net>
wrote:

Poured from the deep cuckolds of his forlorn thermous.

paramucho

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Feb 27, 2003, 2:48:34 AM2/27/03

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Altogether now, "We all groan in a pastel quodlibet, a pastel
quodlibet, a pastel quodlibet".

James Caldwell

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Feb 27, 2003, 11:28:27 AM2/27/03

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Otto Bahn <JGA...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>
wrote<3E5CF4...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu>:

>James Caldwell wrote:
>
>> >> My GOD is an angry animatronic deer...
>> >
>> >Weird...most gods are OMNIVOROUS.
>> >
>> Thats like Eschelon but without the OMNISCIENCE.
>
>Ironically, most gods would flunk a turing test.
>

Thats appaling Linus.

James Caldwell

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Feb 27, 2003, 11:28:29 AM2/27/03

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jeanannd <jeanann...@attbi.com>
wrote<gxc7a.277818$vm2.210923@rwcrnsc54>:

I know nothing...but I didnt die in a pool of blood in a motel room.
Sgt. Schultz

JungleAcid

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Feb 27, 2003, 1:12:58 PM2/27/03

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On Tue, 25 Feb 2003 11:54:23 -0500, Otto Bahn
<JGA...@ccis1025.duhs.duke.edu> wrote:

>> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&ncid=753&e=1&u=/nm/20030225/sc_nm/health_australia_drugs_dc
>
>"Illicit drugs caused about 223,000 deaths [worldwide],
>or three percent of all drug-related deaths."

what about drug related deaths that were out of this world?

--
JA15x6,2

Otto Bahn

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Feb 27, 2003, 2:17:17 PM2/27/03

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JungleAcid wrote:

> >"Illicit drugs caused about 223,000 deaths [worldwide],
> >or three percent of all drug-related deaths."
>
> what about drug related deaths that were out of this world?

I wonder if there was enough left of the shuttle
astronauts to test them for drugs?

--oTTo--

"In space, nobody can hear their hallucinations..."

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:43:53 PM4/27/03

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"willum" <no> wrote in message news:v5cll7g...@corp.supernews.com...

> I am a Hunan Being.

I'm afraid I simply refuse to believe you.

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:44:57 PM4/27/03

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"David Castrodale" <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote in message
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> I HAVE THE POWER TO EXACERBATE.

There'll be none of that in this house! You'll go blind!!!

Oh....um........

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:45:35 PM4/27/03

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"hoKEy w0Lf" <y...@nope.net> wrote in message
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> ME NEITHER i am NOT an animal

You are a wonky table leg.

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:46:08 PM4/27/03

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"hoKEy w0Lf" <y...@nope.net> wrote in message

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> some of you are forgetting to "yank my chain"

*GASP!*

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:46:35 PM4/27/03

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"JungleAcid" <jazz...@fast.net> wrote in message
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> pull my daisy

Only if you say "please"!

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:47:36 PM4/27/03

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"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <que...@bungmunch.org> wrote in message
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> i'll see you and i'll raise you off the floor

Let me through, I have an erection!

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 27, 2003, 3:49:43 PM4/27/03

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"JungleAcid" <jazz...@fast.net> wrote in message

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> mange. mange mange.

Honer. Bant. Liner. Mannie.

The Sinsons.

--

:o)

Ed.

Kiran Otter

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:14:40 PM4/28/03

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"Eddykins" <eddykins2...@LAUGH.yahoo.LAUGH-YOURSELF-TO-PIECES-ALL-
THE-LIVE-LONG-DAY.co.uk> wrote in news:b8hcd9$637$8
$830f...@news.demon.co.uk:

I am an animal. So there.

That's right, a friggin computer using otter. Ever smelled an otter? We
/stink/! Holy Christ on a Swifter Sweeper do we stink. Cute things always
stink. Got a cat? You know what I'm talking about. Dolphins.. oh gods
there's another one.. just be glad they swim in their own toilet.. if one
crapped anywhere near you you'd probably bury your head in the sand like an
ostrich..

Wait, ostriches can't use computers.

hoKEy w0Lf

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Apr 29, 2003, 12:14:09 AM4/29/03

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In article <Xns936BCE4AD2D0...@65.82.44.187>, Kiran Otter <on...@request.com>
wrote:

it's win xp so it's vice versa anyway

supernaught

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Apr 30, 2003, 10:35:29 AM4/30/03

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In article <yep-36526B.0...@news.mindspring.com>, y...@nope.net
says...

good lord that's a mango

--
---
supernaught

Eddykins

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Apr 30, 2003, 1:19:03 PM4/30/03

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"Kiran Otter" <on...@request.com> wrote in message
news:Xns936BCE4AD2D0...@65.82.44.187...

> That's right, a friggin computer using otter. Ever smelled an otter? We
> /stink/! Holy Christ on a Swifter Sweeper do we stink. Cute things always
> stink. Got a cat? You know what I'm talking about. Dolphins.. oh gods
> there's another one.. just be glad they swim in their own toilet.. if one
> crapped anywhere near you you'd probably bury your head in the sand like
an
> ostrich..

I have two cats.

--

:o)

Ed.

Eddykins

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Apr 30, 2003, 1:19:26 PM4/30/03

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"hoKEy w0Lf" <y...@nope.net> wrote in message

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> it's win xp so it's vice versa anyway

I can't believe I'm not butter!

--

:o)

Ed.