Hong Kong Cinema
Capt. Meat
I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
it gets any later, I must confess to something.
I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
behind the lactose. I shall break bread
when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
boll weevil.)
capt. bum'd
Leo Sgouros
Capt. Meat wrote in message <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
Capt Tweak
snappy sammy smoot
Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
news:QgD13.870$Qs6....@newse2.tampabay.rr.com...
:
: Capt. Meat wrote in message <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
I want you to help me find my ego.
It's missing.
It's made of rubber.
I blow it up on camping trips.
capt. crunch
Beekeeper
>
>Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>
>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>boll weevil.)
Oh great, here we go with the "words" again.
Leo Sgouros
snappy sammy smoot wrote in message <3747...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>...
>
>Leo Sgouros <lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
>news:QgD13.870$Qs6....@newse2.tampabay.rr.com...
>:
>: Capt. Meat wrote in message <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
>: >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>: >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>: >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>: >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>: >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>: >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>: >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>: >
>: >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>: >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>: >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>: >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>: >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>: >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>: >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>: >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>: >boll weevil.)
>: >
>: >capt. bum'd
>:
>:
>: Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
>:
>: Capt Tweak
>:
>I want you to help me find my ego.
>It's missing.
>It's made of rubber.
>I blow it up on camping trips.
>
>capt. crunch
>
thats terrific but no excuse for those holes in the last REDWOOD EXPRESS
Ian Roberts
>
> Capt. Meat wrote in message <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
> >Every saturday morning, for the past week,
> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
> >
> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
> >boll weevil.)
> >
> >
> >capt. bum'd
>
> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
>
> Capt Tweak
Could've been worse I suppose.
Floppy Fox
How?! Sheesh!
Capt. Meat
>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door says...
>>
>>Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>>
>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>>boll weevil.)
>
>Oh great, here we go with the "words" again.
And bacon.
Nick Wise
>
> In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>, Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk wrote:
>
> >Leo Sgouros wrote:
> >>
> >> Capt. Meat wrote in message <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
> >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
> >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
> >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
> >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
> >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
> >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
> >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
> >> >
> >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
> >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
> >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
> >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
> >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
> >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
> >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
> >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
> >> >boll weevil.)
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
> >>
> >> Capt Tweak
> >
> >Could've been worse I suppose.
>
> How?! Sheesh!
Um, nosebleeds?
Just a thought.
--
Nick Wise
http://personal.sdf.bellsouth.net/~headless
I'm gonna drive to the highest hill,
Gonna take control, gonna free my will
Dave F.
this is intense. i am freaking out
--
dave f.'s comix every tuesday at
http://members.tripod.com/~d_foster/comix.html
Nick Wise
Beekeeper
>
>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
>
>>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door says...
>>>
>>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>>>
>>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>>>boll weevil.)
>>
>
>And bacon.
We Built This City On Second-Hand Copies of Elgar's 'Salve Regina'.
Floppy Fox
Again? that's the fourth time this month, dangit
snappy sammy smoot
Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote in message
news:374F4A89...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
: "Dave F." wrote:
: >
: > Nick Wise wrote:
: > >
: > > Floppy Fox wrote:
: > > >
: > > > In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>, Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk
wrote:
: > > >
: > > > >Leo Sgouros wrote:
: > > > >>
: > > > >> Capt. Meat wrote in message
<3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
: > > > >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
: > > > >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
: > > > >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
: > > > >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
: > > > >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
: > > > >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
: > > > >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
: > > > >> >
: > > > >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
: > > > >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
: > > > >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
: > > > >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
: > > > >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
: > > > >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
: > > > >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
: > > > >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
: > > > >> >boll weevil.)
: > > > >> >
: > > > >> >capt. bum'd
: > > > >>
: > > > >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
: > > > >>
: > > > >> Capt Tweak
: > > > >
: > > > >Could've been worse I suppose.
: > > >
: > > > How?! Sheesh!
: > >
: > > Um, nosebleeds?
: > >
: > > Just a thought.
: >
: > this is intense. i am freaking out
: >
: i get doritos stuck sometimes.
with me, it's that COPS show.
snappy sammy smoot
Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-902.orf.infi.net...
: In article <7inir7$1r...@edrn.newsguy.com>, Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org>
wrote:
:
: >In article <374e23ff...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door
says...
: >>
: >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
: >>
: >>>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door
says...
: >>>>Every saturday morning, for the past week,
: >>>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
: >>>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
: >>>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
: >>>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
: >>>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
: >>>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
: >>>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
: >>>>
: >>>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
: >>>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
: >>>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
: >>>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
: >>>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
: >>>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
: >>>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
: >>>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
: >>>>boll weevil.)
: >>>
: >>
: >>And bacon.
: >
: >We Built This City On Second-Hand Copies of Elgar's 'Salve Regina'.
:
: Again? that's the fourth time this month, dangit
and speaking of His HUMAN birth, I've been calling the police about kids
stealing my "watermelons", but most of the time they don't even come out.
Floppy Fox
<mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
If she was painted, she could be "Mural" Hemingway
snappy sammy smoot
: In article <7ip2bo$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
Not according to the Gemstone File.
Floppy Fox
<mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
That could be Rock Hudson
robby rat
Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
no, roeck huston wes teh oen in "Pilleow Taelk", weth doeris daey.
yuo aer thenkeng of Daesh Riprock
Nick Wise
Or maybe Isaac Newton?
Nick Wise
>
> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote in message
> news:374F4A89...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
> : "Dave F." wrote:
> : >
> : > Nick Wise wrote:
> : > >
> : > > Floppy Fox wrote:
> : > > >
> : > > > In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>, Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk
> wrote:
> : > > >
> : > > > >Leo Sgouros wrote:
> : > > > >>
> : > > > >> Capt. Meat wrote in message
> <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
> : > > > >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
> : > > > >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
> : > > > >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
> : > > > >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
> : > > > >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
> : > > > >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
> : > > > >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
> : > > > >> >
> : > > > >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
> : > > > >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
> : > > > >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
> : > > > >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
> : > > > >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
> : > > > >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
> : > > > >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
> : > > > >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
> : > > > >> >boll weevil.)
> : > > > >> >
> : > > > >> >
> : > > > >>
> : > > > >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
> : > > > >>
> : > > > >> Capt Tweak
> : > > > >
> : > > > >Could've been worse I suppose.
> : > > >
> : > > > How?! Sheesh!
> : > >
> : > > Um, nosebleeds?
> : > >
> : > > Just a thought.
> : >
> : > this is intense. i am freaking out
> : >
> : i get doritos stuck sometimes.
> :
> with me, it's that COPS show.
That's not funny.
Floppy Fox
<Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote:
>robby rat wrote:
>>
>> Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
>> >In article <7irfrh$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
>> ><mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
>> >
>> >>Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
>> >>news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-440.orf.infi.net...
>> >>: In article <7ip2bo$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
>> >>: <mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
>> >>:
>> >>: >Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
>> >>: >news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-902.orf.infi.net...
>> >>: >: In article <7inir7$1r...@edrn.newsguy.com>, Beekeeper
>> <bu...@apiary.org>
>> >>: >wrote:
>> >>: >:
>> >>: >: >In article <374e23ff...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door
>> >>: >says...
>> >>: >: >>
>> >>: >: >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
>> >>: >: >>
>> >>: >: >>>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>,
>> Ne...@your.door
>> >>: >says...
>> >>: >: >>>>
>> >>: >: >>>>Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>> >>: >: >>>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>> >>: >: >>>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>> >>: >: >>>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>> >>: >: >>>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>> >>: >: >>>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>> >>: >: >>>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>> >>: >: >>>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>> >>: >: >>>>
>> >>: >: >>>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>> >>: >: >>>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>> >>: >: >>>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>> >>: >: >>>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>> >>: >: >>>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>> >>: >: >>>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>> >>: >: >>>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>> >>: >: >>>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>> >>: >: >>>>boll weevil.)
>> >>: >: >>>
>> >>: >: >>>Oh great, here we go with the "words" again.
>> >>: >: >>
>> >>: >: >>And bacon.
>> >>: >: >
>> >>: >: >We Built This City On Second-Hand Copies of Elgar's 'Salve Regina'.
>> >>: >:
>> >>: >: Again? that's the fourth time this month, dangit
>> >>: >:
>> >>: >and speaking of His HUMAN birth, I've been calling the police about
>> kids
>> >>: >stealing my "watermelons", but most of the time they don't even come
>> out.
>> >>:
>> >>: If she was painted, she could be "Mural" Hemingway
>> >>:
>> >>Not according to the Gemstone File.
>> >
>> >That could be Rock Hudson
>>
>> no, roeck huston wes teh oen in "Pilleow Taelk", weth doeris daey.
>> yuo aer thenkeng of Daesh Riprock
>
>Or maybe Isaac Newton?
I always get Jaques Cousteau mixed up!
Capt. Meat
wrote:
>snappy sammy smoot wrote:
>>
>> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote in message
>> news:374F4A89...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
>> : "Dave F." wrote:
>> : >
>> : > Nick Wise wrote:
>> : > >
>> : > > Floppy Fox wrote:
>> : > > >
>> : > > > In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>, Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk
>> wrote:
>> : > > >
>> : > > > >Leo Sgouros wrote:
>> : > > > >>
>> : > > > >> Capt. Meat wrote in message
>> <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
>> : > > > >> >Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>> : > > > >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>> : > > > >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>> : > > > >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>> : > > > >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>> : > > > >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>> : > > > >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>> : > > > >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>> : > > > >> >
>> : > > > >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>> : > > > >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>> : > > > >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>> : > > > >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>> : > > > >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>> : > > > >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>> : > > > >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>> : > > > >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>> : > > > >> >boll weevil.)
>> : > > > >> >
>> : > > > >> >
>> : > > > >> >capt. bum'd
>> : > > > >>
>> : > > > >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
>> : > > > >>
>> : > > > >> Capt Tweak
>> : > > > >
>> : > > > >Could've been worse I suppose.
>> : > > >
>> : > > > How?! Sheesh!
>> : > >
>> : > > Um, nosebleeds?
>> : > >
>> : > > Just a thought.
>> : >
>> : > this is intense. i am freaking out
>> : >
>> : i get doritos stuck sometimes.
>> :
>> with me, it's that COPS show.
>
>That's not funny.
You just have to give it a new time-slot and maybe the goats
will return home as planned.
capt. possibility
Capt. Meat
>In article <37526E32...@fUnGus.GRoVe>, Nick Wise
><Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote:
>
>>robby rat wrote:
>>>
>>> Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
>>> >In article <7irfrh$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
>>> ><mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
>>> >>news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-440.orf.infi.net...
>>> >>: In article <7ip2bo$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
>>> >>: <mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
>>> >>:
>>> >>: >Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
>>> >>: >news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-902.orf.infi.net...
>>> >>: >: In article <7inir7$1r...@edrn.newsguy.com>, Beekeeper
>>> <bu...@apiary.org>
>>> >>: >wrote:
>>> >>: >:
>>> >>: >: >In article <374e23ff...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door
>>> >>: >says...
>>> >>: >: >>
>>> >>: >: >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
>>> >>: >: >>
>>> >>: >: >>>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>,
>>> Ne...@your.door
>>> >>: >says...
>>> >>: >: >>>>
>>> >>: >: >>>>Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>>> >>: >: >>>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>>> >>: >: >>>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>>> >>: >: >>>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>>> >>: >: >>>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>>> >>: >: >>>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>>> >>: >: >>>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>>> >>: >: >>>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>>> >>: >: >>>>
>>> >>: >: >>>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>>> >>: >: >>>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>>> >>: >: >>>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>>> >>: >: >>>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>>> >>: >: >>>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>>> >>: >: >>>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>>> >>: >: >>>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>>> >>: >: >>>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>>> >>: >: >>>>boll weevil.)
>>> >>: >: >>>
>>> >>: >: >>>Oh great, here we go with the "words" again.
>>> >>: >: >>
>>> >>: >: >>And bacon.
>>> >>: >: >
>>> >>: >: >We Built This City On Second-Hand Copies of Elgar's 'Salve Regina'.
>>> >>: >:
>>> >>: >: Again? that's the fourth time this month, dangit
>>> >>: >:
>>> >>: >and speaking of His HUMAN birth, I've been calling the police about
>>> kids
>>> >>: >stealing my "watermelons", but most of the time they don't even come
>>> out.
>>> >>:
>>> >>: If she was painted, she could be "Mural" Hemingway
>>> >>:
>>> >>Not according to the Gemstone File.
>>> >
>>> >That could be Rock Hudson
>>>
>>> no, roeck huston wes teh oen in "Pilleow Taelk", weth doeris daey.
>>> yuo aer thenkeng of Daesh Riprock
>>
>>Or maybe Isaac Newton?
>
>I always get Jaques Cousteau mixed up!
Wasn't he the OLYMPIC BOYCOTT we read about
in between horse-bets at the Tractor Insurrection of Grand Old Dad?
capt. maybenot
Floppy Fox
Meat) wrote:
>On Mon, 31 May 1999 07:09:25 -0400, Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe>
>wrote:
>
>>snappy sammy smoot wrote:
>>>
>>> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote in message
>>> news:374F4A89...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
>>> : "Dave F." wrote:
>>> : >
>>> : > Nick Wise wrote:
>>> : > >
>>> : > > Floppy Fox wrote:
>>> : > > >
>>> : > > > In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>, Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk
>>> wrote:
>>> : > > >
>>> : > > > >Leo Sgouros wrote:
>>> : > > > >>
>>> : > > > >> Capt. Meat wrote in message
>>> <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
>>> : > > > >> >Every saturday morning, for the past week,
>>> : > > > >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
>>> : > > > >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
>>> : > > > >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
>>> : > > > >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
>>> : > > > >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
>>> : > > > >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
>>> : > > > >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
>>> : > > > >> >
>>> : > > > >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
>>> : > > > >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
>>> : > > > >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
>>> : > > > >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
>>> : > > > >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
>>> : > > > >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
>>> : > > > >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
>>> : > > > >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
>>> : > > > >> >boll weevil.)
>>> : > > > >> >
>>> : > > > >> >
>>> : > > > >> >capt. bum'd
>>> : > > > >>
>>> : > > > >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
>>> : > > > >>
>>> : > > > >> Capt Tweak
>>> : > > > >
>>> : > > > >Could've been worse I suppose.
>>> : > > >
>>> : > > > How?! Sheesh!
>>> : > >
>>> : > > Um, nosebleeds?
>>> : > >
>>> : > > Just a thought.
>>> : >
>>> : > this is intense. i am freaking out
>>> : >
>>> : i get doritos stuck sometimes.
>>> :
>>> with me, it's that COPS show.
>>
>>That's not funny.
>
>You just have to give it a new time-slot and maybe the goats
>will return home as planned.
>
>
>
>capt. possibility
Sayers would total almost 90 yards in the first half alone.
Capt. Meat
Watch it, mister. I bleed Starr and Max McGee. Though
even I held off with the snowballs when Payton reached the field.
capt. sweetness
mppowers
Capt. Meat wrote in message <37555655...@news.earthlink.net>...
My McMahon existence will be exemplified with a starched-white headband
which reads: VENUS, installed with forceps over my 80s constitution. In a
book. Who needs big hair, when you have REVOs. Who needs stretch pants,
when you have Alan Page's ghost on the 42 yd. line. Who needs VANs, when
you've got BLUEBLOCKERS.
Floppy Fox
Ali Hassan
>
> Capt. Meat wrote in message <37555655...@news.earthlink.net>...
> which reads: VENUS, installed with forceps over my 80s constitution. In a
> book. Who needs big hair, when you have REVOs. Who needs stretch pants,
> when you have Alan Page's ghost on the 42 yd. line. Who needs VANs, when
> you've got BLUEBLOCKERS.
>
> mppo...@aibusiness.net
Alan Page? Which one of them died a schizoid bum seeing what
jocks aren't supposed to see? He could've found years of
fruitful, creative babbling on these very newsgroups...at
least *we'd* have listened....
Nick Wise
What? Did you say something?
Nick Wise
> ><Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote:
> >
> >>robby rat wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
> >>> >In article <7irfrh$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
> >>> ><mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >>Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
> >>> >>news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-440.orf.infi.net...
> >>> >>: In article <7ip2bo$7e...@hq005is.seccom.com.my>, "snappy sammy smoot"
> >>> >>: <mr_go...@cisco.kid.au> wrote:
> >>> >>:
> >>> >>: >Floppy Fox <fl...@floppy.net> wrote in message
> >>> >>: >news:flop-29059...@pm4-1-902.orf.infi.net...
> >>> >>: >: In article <7inir7$1r...@edrn.newsguy.com>, Beekeeper
> >>> <bu...@apiary.org>
> >>> >>: >wrote:
> >>> >>: >:
> >>> >>: >: >In article <374e23ff...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door
> >>> >>: >says...
> >>> >>: >: >>
> >>> >>: >: >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
> >>> >>: >: >>
> >>> >>: >: >>>In article <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>,
> >>> Ne...@your.door
> >>> >>: >says...
> >>> >>: >: >>>>
> >>> >>: >: >>>>I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
> >>> >>: >: >>>>with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
> >>> >>: >: >>>>it gets any later, I must confess to something.
> >>> >>: >: >>>>I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
> >>> >>: >: >>>>nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
> >>> >>: >: >>>>behind the lactose. I shall break bread
> >>> >>: >: >>>>when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
> >>> >>: >: >>>>
> >>> >>: >: >>>>(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
> >>> >>: >: >>>>and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
> >>> >>: >: >>>>for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
> >>> >>: >: >>>>just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
> >>> >>: >: >>>>like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
> >>> >>: >: >>>>I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
> >>> >>: >: >>>>four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
> >>> >>: >: >>>>she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
> >>> >>: >: >>>>boll weevil.)
> >>> >>: >: >>>
> >>> >>: >: >>
> >>> >>: >: >>And bacon.
> >>> >>: >: >
> >>> >>: >: >We Built This City On Second-Hand Copies of Elgar's 'Salve Regina'.
> >>> >>: >:
> >>> >>: >: Again? that's the fourth time this month, dangit
> >>> >>: >:
> >>> >>: >and speaking of His HUMAN birth, I've been calling the police about
> >>> kids
> >>> >>: >stealing my "watermelons", but most of the time they don't even come
> >>> out.
> >>> >>:
> >>> >>: If she was painted, she could be "Mural" Hemingway
> >>> >>:
> >>> >>Not according to the Gemstone File.
> >>> >
> >>> >That could be Rock Hudson
> >>>
> >>> no, roeck huston wes teh oen in "Pilleow Taelk", weth doeris daey.
> >>> yuo aer thenkeng of Daesh Riprock
> >>
> >>Or maybe Isaac Newton?
> >
> >I always get Jaques Cousteau mixed up!
>
> Wasn't he the OLYMPIC BOYCOTT we read about
> in between horse-bets at the Tractor Insurrection of Grand Old Dad?
>
You're thinking of Tommy Lee.
snappy sammy smoot
: In article <37555655...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door (Capt.: >>In article <37536749...@news.earthlink.net>, Ne...@your.door (Capt.
: >>Meat) wrote:
: >>
: >>>On Mon, 31 May 1999 07:09:25 -0400, Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe>
: >>>wrote:
: >>>
: >>>>snappy sammy smoot wrote:
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:374F4A89...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
: >>>>> : "Dave F." wrote:
: >>>>> : >
: >>>>> : > Nick Wise wrote:
: >>>>> : > >
: >>>>> : > > Floppy Fox wrote:
: >>>>> : > > >
: >>>>> : > > > In article <7ijevg$ulu$2...@cpca14.uea.ac.uk>,
Ian.R...@uea.ac.uk
: >>>>> wrote:
: >>>>> : > > >
: >>>>> : > > > >Leo Sgouros wrote:
: >>>>> : > > > >>
: >>>>> : > > > >> Capt. Meat wrote in message
: >>>>> <3746e8cf....@news.earthlink.net>...
: >>>>> : > > > >> >I've shared the pomengranates in Instanbul
: >>>>> : > > > >> >with my lover-between-the-sheets, and before
: >>>>> : > > > >> >it gets any later, I must confess to something.
: >>>>> : > > > >> >I shot JFK *and* Babe the Blue Ox. I regret
: >>>>> : > > > >> >nothing. I speak broken-Mandarin. I am wholesome
: >>>>> : > > > >> >behind the lactose. I shall break bread
: >>>>> : > > > >> >when the baby next door stops freaking crying.
: >>>>> : > > > >> >
: >>>>> : > > > >> >(also: I had a dream last night involving sex
: >>>>> : > > > >> >and the woman was a woman I've lusted after
: >>>>> : > > > >> >for many-a-year here in the Old Pueblo, and
: >>>>> : > > > >> >just when she invited me to bed? Looking beautiful,
: >>>>> : > > > >> >like a plate brimming with unadulterated narcotics?
: >>>>> : > > > >> >I woke up, and was stabbed repeatedly by all
: >>>>> : > > > >> >four of my girlfriend's personalities. Apparently
: >>>>> : > > > >> >she can dream too. Goddamn her. Goddamn the
: >>>>> : > > > >> >boll weevil.)
: >>>>> : > > > >> >
: >>>>> : > > > >> >
: >>>>> : > > > >>
: >>>>> : > > > >> Indeed a sweat treat, the violent teat.
: >>>>> : > > > >>
: >>>>> : > > > >> Capt Tweak
: >>>>> : > > > >
: >>>>> : > > > >Could've been worse I suppose.
: >>>>> : > > >
: >>>>> : > > > How?! Sheesh!
: >>>>> : > >
: >>>>> : > > Um, nosebleeds?
: >>>>> : > >
: >>>>> : > > Just a thought.
: >>>>> : >
: >>>>> : > this is intense. i am freaking out
: >>>>> : >
: >>>>> : i get doritos stuck sometimes.
: >>>>> :
: >>>>> with me, it's that COPS show.
: >>>>
: >>>>That's not funny.
: >>>
: >>>You just have to give it a new time-slot and maybe the goats
: >>>will return home as planned.
: >>>
: >>>
: >>>
: >>>capt. possibility
: >>
: >>Sayers would total almost 90 yards in the first half alone.
: >
: >Watch it, mister. I bleed Starr and Max McGee. Though
: >even I held off with the snowballs when Payton reached the field.
: Norm Van Broccolli
:
BRITNEY SPEARS !!1!!!
Nick Wise
BACKSTREET BOYS !!2!!!