Down at the LOVE RANCH
snappy sammy smoot
news:3755B4FD...@fUnGus.GRoVe...
: snappy sammy smoot wrote:
: >
: > ian hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote in message
: > news:vfu43.907$O3....@ozemail.com.au...
: > : >ian hammond wrote:
: > : >>
: > : >> On Fri, 28 May 1999 21:58:18 -0400, Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe>
: > : >> wrote:
: > : >>
: > : >> >ian hammond wrote:
: > : >> >>
: > : >> >> >ian hammond wrote:
: > : >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> Nick Wise wrote in message
<374E62CF...@fUnGus.GRoVe>...
: > : >> >> >> >ian hammond wrote:
: > : >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 May 1999 03:19:43 GMT, Ali Hassan
: > : >> >> >> >> <ananda...@hotmail.com> wrote:
: > : >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> >Floppy Fox wrote:
: > : >> >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> >> In article
: > <1ds9wmq.1kb...@lax-ts3-h1-43-83.ispmodems.net>,
: > : >> >> >> >> >> mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
: > : >> >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote:
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> In article <3745...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>, "snappy
says...
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:7i2a01$1l...@edrn.newsguy.com...
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: In article <3744...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>,
: > hand...@handy.man
: > : >> >> >> says...
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >Here's what we must do.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >Convince the people that common questions are
: > dangerous,
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >and that we are here to *protect the children*.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >NEVER tell them ONLY the "second Oswald" is able
to
: > understand
: > : >> >> >> essences.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >And IF he EVER read tea-leaves, they would go
CRAZY!
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: >Forget about it.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >:
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: Yeah, sure, then you drop "fermented obelisk" on
: > shelf. I know
: > : >> >> >> how this
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >stuff
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >: works.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >:
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >Agreed!
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >It *is* infinitely more precious and glorious
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >than a counterfeit aspartame filled syringe...
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >The kind that Satan is wont to use
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> >in deceiving so many of my critics.
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >> HAHHAHA! "Wont"! Sounds like some kind of crazy
animal
: > noise...
: > : >> >> >> WONT WONT!
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >
: > : >> >> >> >> >> >I think that's what the ducks say in Peru.
: > : >> >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't that belong in the "even communists hafta do
math
: > homework"
: > : >> >> >> thread?
: > : >> >> >> >> >
: > : >> >> >> >> >Sorry. WON'T happen again. WON'T WON'T!
: > : >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >> [psst Ali. You forgot ask if they steal dogs!!!]
: > : >> >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> >And you forgot yer friggin' toenails too, bub!! Come back
when
: > ya get
: > : >> >> >> >some more in!
: > : >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >> I've got the first seven in. The little ones are real hard,
and I
: > broke one.
: > : >> >> >>
: > : >> >> >Have you ever tried pine needles?
: > : >> >> >
: > : >> >> >just curious
: > : >> >>
: > : >> >> I know market analysis when I see it!
: > : >> >>
: > : >> >> just hungry
: > : >> >>
: > : >> >I dig your pitch. But I ain't cyphering!!
: > : >> >
: > : >> >just oblivious
: > : >>
: > : >> Falling in Oblivious is wonderful. Wonderful.
: > : >>
: > : >Is it semicircle?
: > :
: > : With these biceps?
: > :
: > It blows a storm.
:
: I think the crucnchy parts are the best.
:
unless you have hammers for hands.
snappy sammy smoot
Leo Sgouros
snappy sammy smoot <_...@cisco.kid> wrote in message
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The Man Who Fell To Earth
Beekeeper
hams and hammers agree on hangers, couldnae hurt to try hamming a
hamer! HAM HAMA HA MAHAMAMA HAHAMAMAMAMAHAHMA ?
Beekeeper
<themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
>Okay, now this was pointless.
OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
Leo Sgouros
Floppy Fox
<lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
Yeah, speak for your own damn elf
Damon Howell
Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
Hexar the slightly disturbed
First Church of the Dangling Sparkly Ball
Spink Tillfieldson
Leo Sgouros wrote:
> Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Okay, now this was pointless.
> >
> > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> >
> >
> speak for *your* elf
Please keep it clean.
Leo Sgouros
Damon Howell <damon...@digiscape.com> wrote in message
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> Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
> >In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
>
> Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
>
> Hexar the slightly disturbed
> First Church of the Dangling Sparkly Ball
>
beware the glyphs
Nick Wise
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> Damon Howell <damon...@digiscape.com> wrote in message
> news:7khru8$ihk$1...@news.ametro.net...
> >
> > Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
> > >In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
> > ><lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > >>news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > >>> On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > >>> <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > >>>
> > >>> OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>speak for *your* elf
> > >
> > >Yeah, speak for your own damn elf
> >
> > Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
>
Why doesn't anyone ever speak for the dust mites?
--
Nick Wise
http://personal.sdf.bellsouth.net/~headless
I'm gonna drive to the highest hill,
Gonna take control, gonna free my will
ian hammond
>>
>> Damon Howell <damon...@digiscape.com> wrote in message
>> news:7khru8$ihk$1...@news.ametro.net...
>> >
>> > Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
>> > >In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
>> > ><lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
>> > >>news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
>> > >>> On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
>> > >>> <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
>> > >>>
>> > >>> >Okay, now this was pointless.
>> > >>>
>> > >>> OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
>> > >>>
>> > >>>
>> > >>speak for *your* elf
>> > >
>> > >Yeah, speak for your own damn elf
>> >
>> > Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
>>
>> beware the glyphs
>
>Why doesn't anyone ever speak for the dust mites?
I Just Might do that. What patterns do they have on their towells?
--
ian
The Queen of Cans and Jars
Don't tell me you've never read "Horton Hears A Who"??? It's the single
most masterful treatise on speaking for the dust mites that ever was.
Per
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> Leo Sgouros wrote:
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> > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > >
> > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > >
> > >
> > speak for *your* elf
>
Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
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rev. mayberry
>
>Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
>>In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
>>
>>>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
>>>news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
>>>> On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
>>>> <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Okay, now this was pointless.
>>>>
>>>> OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
>>>>
>>>>
>>>speak for *your* elf
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>Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
>
I remain,
Rev. Mayberry,
Squirrel Prophet,
& Hierophant to Fools
"Such a well adjusted young man. He plays so well with others."
Send any complaints about my antics to: tsu...@geocities.com
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
Nick Wise
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> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote:
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> > Leo Sgouros wrote:
> > >
> > > Damon Howell <damon...@digiscape.com> wrote in message
> > > news:7khru8$ihk$1...@news.ametro.net...
> > > >
> > > > >In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
> > > > ><lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > > > >>news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > > > >>> On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > > > >>> <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>speak for *your* elf
> > > > >
> > > > >Yeah, speak for your own damn elf
> > > >
> > > > Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
> > >
> >
> > Why doesn't anyone ever speak for the dust mites?
>
> Don't tell me you've never read "Horton Hears A Who"??? It's the single
> most masterful treatise on speaking for the dust mites that ever was.
Well, except for "I Speak for the Dust Mites" by Billy Spankynoodle.
Spink Tillfieldson
Per wrote:
> Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
> >
> > Leo Sgouros wrote:
> >
> > > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > > >
> > > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > > >
> > > >
> > > speak for *your* elf
> >
> > Please keep it clean.
>
> Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
NO! . . . . Well, . . . how much is "a bit"?
snappy sammy smoot
news:376D34...@flash.net...
: Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
: >
: > Leo Sgouros wrote:
: >
: > > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
: > > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
: > > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
: > > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
: > > >
: > > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
: > > >
: > > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
: > > >
: > > >
: > > speak for *your* elf
: >
: > Please keep it clean.
:
: Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
For pleasure or profit?
Spink Tillfieldson
snappy sammy smoot wrote:
There can be plenty profit, but no real pleasure, in communicating bluely.
snappy sammy smoot
Per
Pleasure, but if profit is involved, that would be a plus.
Dave F.
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> snappy sammy smoot wrote:
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> > Per <punctureSPA...@flash.net> wrote in message
> > news:376D34...@flash.net...
> > : Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
> > : >
> > : > Leo Sgouros wrote:
> > : >
> > : > > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > : > > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > : > > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > : > > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > : > > >
> > : > > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > : > > >
> > : > > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > : > > >
> > : > > >
> > : > > speak for *your* elf
> > : >
> > : > Please keep it clean.
> > :
> > : Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
> > :
> > For pleasure or profit?
>
uh. i got to go check my measurements.
Dave F.
>
> Per wrote:
>
> > Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
> > >
> > > Leo Sgouros wrote:
> > >
> > > > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
> > > > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
> > > > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
> > > > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
> > > > >
> > > > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > speak for *your* elf
> > >
> > > Please keep it clean.
> >
> > Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
>
1.76532 "jiffys"
Strato
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"Is this the real life?" - Queen
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d72qfm/
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Arnaud M Fercq
>Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
Say "please".
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
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www.freespeech.org/dungheap (Timbo "Fuckup" Thorne's Dungheap)
"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne
Strato
> Strato wrote :
> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> Say "please".
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
"Toast" - The entire assassins society
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d72qfm/
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zog...@home.com
>
> Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> > Strato wrote :
> > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> > Say "please".
> Why?
>
Zog the etc...
Ian Hammond
<Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> Strato wrote :
>> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> Say "please".
>Why?
"Hmmmm."?
Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
--
ian
Arnaud M Fercq
>Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> Strato wrote :
>> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> Say "please".
>Why?
1. Simple netiquette. If you wish mortals to cower, you must first say
"please". If not, we mortals will probably just call you a "fuckhead".
2. Cuz I said so.
3. WHY? 'Cause I'm a fucking princess, that's why.
4. Why not?
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 14:14:27 +0100, Strato
> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> >> Strato wrote :
> >> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> >> Say "please".
> >Why?
>
> "Hmmmm."?
>
> Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
Strato
> > Strato wrote:
> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> > > > Strato wrote :
> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> > > > Say "please".
> > > Why?
> > "Hmmmm."?
> >
> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
you should expect the King to state who he is.
Gandalf
: Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
: > Strato wrote :
: > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
: > Say "please".
: Why?
--
Gandalf takes the curious map
"What's this?" say's Gandalf
zog...@home.com
>
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > Ian Hammond wrote:
> > > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> > > > > Strato wrote :
> > > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> > > > > Say "please".
> > > > Why?
> > >
> > > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
> > fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
> > corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
> I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
> you should expect the King to state who he is.
>
>
posted this into OUR NG.
Zog the etc...
rev. mayberry
zog...@home.com wrote in message <376E5F52...@home.com>...
What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
zog...@home.com
Well it doesn't make us sad...
The Duck
"rev. mayberry" <mayb...@mt.net> wrote:
What *should* this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being
blue?
The Duck
Doctor Memory
The Duck wrote in message ...
Because one of its legs are both the same!
The Duck
tie...@removethis.tirnanoc.org (Rev. Tiernan) wrote:
>Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Mon, 21 Jun 1999 14:44:39 GMT,
>afe...@HAHAPALMJOBretribution.net (Arnaud M Fercq) Verily didst say
>unto All:
>
>>Strato wrote :
>>>Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>> Strato wrote :
>>
>>>> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>
>>>> Say "please".
>>
>>>Why?
>>
>>1. Simple netiquette. If you wish mortals to cower, you must first say
>> "please". If not, we mortals will probably just call you a "fuckhead".
>
>Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>not cower before mortal kings.
>
>Had a few cower before me, though.
Now, now, Tiernan. You misrepresent the facts. I knelt before you, yes, and
worshipped.
But there was no cowering.
The Duck King
The Duck
i...@hammo.com (Ian Hammond) wrote:
>On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 13:44:32 -0500, r...@mbnet.mb.ca (The Duck) wrote:
>
>>In article <BTub3.327$kd4....@news2.randori.com>,
>>"rev. mayberry" <mayb...@mt.net> wrote:
>>
>>>zog...@home.com wrote in message <376E5F52...@home.com>...
>>>>Strato wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>>> > Ian Hammond wrote:
>>>>> > > Strato wrote:
>>>>> > > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>>> > > > > Strato wrote :
>>>>> > > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>>>> > > > > Say "please".
>>>>> > > > Why?
>>>>> > > "Hmmmm."?
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>>>>> > fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>>>>> > corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>>>>> I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>>>>> you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>Ahhh, but we're not... just cross-posting.. and I believe that you
>>>>posted this into OUR NG.
>>>
>>>
>>>What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
>>
>>What *should* this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being
>>blue?
>>
>>The Duck
>>
>Could you please not say that word. It's just my foolish pride.
"Should" or "blue?"
The Duck
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 16:10:28 +0100, Strato
> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> Ian Hammond wrote:
> >> > Strato wrote:
> >> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> >> > > > Strato wrote :
> >> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> >> > > > Say "please".
> >> > > Why?
> >> > "Hmmmm."?
> >> >
> >> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
> >> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
> >> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
> >I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
> >you should expect the King to state who he is.
>
> You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and we'll sort
> this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
>
> Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
<thank goodness for ian!>
i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
Ian Hammond
>In article <BTub3.327$kd4....@news2.randori.com>,
>"rev. mayberry" <mayb...@mt.net> wrote:
>
>>zog...@home.com wrote in message <376E5F52...@home.com>...
>>>Strato wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>> > Ian Hammond wrote:
>>>> > > Strato wrote:
>>>> > > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>> > > > > Strato wrote :
>>>> > > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>>> > > > > Say "please".
>>>> > > > Why?
>>>> > > "Hmmmm."?
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>>>> > fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>>>> > corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>>>> I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>>>> you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Ahhh, but we're not... just cross-posting.. and I believe that you
>>>posted this into OUR NG.
>>
>>
>>What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
>
>What *should* this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being
>blue?
>
>The Duck
>
Could you please not say that word. It's just my foolish pride.
--
ian
Ian Hammond
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> Ian Hammond wrote:
>> > Strato wrote:
>> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> > > > Strato wrote :
>> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> > > > Say "please".
>> > > Why?
>> > "Hmmmm."?
>> >
>> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>you should expect the King to state who he is.
You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and we'll sort
this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
--
ian
zog...@home.com
>
> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
> not cower before mortal kings.
>
Since when were elves immortal??? I've seen more than a few die in my
time..
Zog the etc...
The Duck
zog...@home.com wrote:
>Rev. Tiernan wrote:
>>
>
>> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>> not cower before mortal kings.
>>
>Since when were elves immortal???
She may have meant immoral...
The Duck
The Duck
tie...@removethis.tirnanoc.org (Rev. Tiernan) wrote:
>Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Mon, 21 Jun 1999 20:55:49 -0500,
>r...@mbnet.mb.ca (The Duck) Verily didst say unto All:
>
>>In article <376ec61c...@news.alt.net>,
>>tie...@removethis.tirnanoc.org (Rev. Tiernan) wrote:
>>
>>>Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Mon, 21 Jun 1999 14:44:39 GMT,
>>>afe...@HAHAPALMJOBretribution.net (Arnaud M Fercq) Verily didst say
>>>unto All:
>>>
>>>>Strato wrote :
>>>>>Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>>>> Strato wrote :
>>>>
>>>>>> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>>>
>>>>>> Say "please".
>>>>
>>>>>Why?
>>>>
>>>>1. Simple netiquette. If you wish mortals to cower, you must first say
>>>> "please". If not, we mortals will probably just call you a "fuckhead".
>>>
>>>Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>>>not cower before mortal kings.
>>>
>>>Had a few cower before me, though.
>>
>>Now, now, Tiernan. You misrepresent the facts. I knelt before you, yes, and
>>worshipped.
>
>Worshipped? But I thought you were ....
>
>OH. "Worshipped". Ok, now I'm trackin' ;).
Indeed. A most divine worship.
>>But there was no cowering.
>
>I thought I was very gentle, actually. *lick*
>
>>The Duck King
>
>Rev. Tiernan
Capt. Meat
>Ian Hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 16:10:28 +0100, Strato
>> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> >> Ian Hammond wrote:
>> >> > Strato wrote:
>> >> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> >> > > > Strato wrote :
>> >> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> >> > > > Say "please".
>> >> > > Why?
>> >> > "Hmmmm."?
>> >> >
>> >> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>> >> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>> >> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>> >I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>> >you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>
>> You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and we'll sort
>> this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
>>
>> Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
>
><thank goodness for ian!>
>
>i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
>call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
>the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
Redlight, greenlight, the longest day of the year? Juniper vibrato.
capt. solistice
Capt. Meat
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>
>> Nick Wise <Lo...@fUnGus.GRoVe> wrote:
>>
>> > Leo Sgouros wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Damon Howell <damon...@digiscape.com> wrote in message
>> > > news:7khru8$ihk$1...@news.ametro.net...
>> > > >
>> > > > Floppy Fox wrote in message ...
>> > > > >In article <zmSa3.4401$dP.7...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>, "Leo Sgouros"
>> > > > ><lsgo...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > >>Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
>> > > > >>news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
>> > > > >>> On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
>> > > > >>> <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
>> > > > >>>
>> > > > >>> >Okay, now this was pointless.
>> > > > >>>
>> > > > >>> OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
>> > > > >>>
>> > > > >>>
>> > > > >>speak for *your* elf
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Yeah, speak for your own damn elf
>> > > >
>> > > > Fuck the goddamn elves, I speak for the dwarves!!!!
>> > >
>> > > beware the glyphs
>> >
>> > Why doesn't anyone ever speak for the dust mites?
>>
>> Don't tell me you've never read "Horton Hears A Who"??? It's the single
>> most masterful treatise on speaking for the dust mites that ever was.
>
>Well, except for "I Speak for the Dust Mites" by Billy Spankynoodle.
THE LION, THE LITTLE PRINCE, AND JAMES THE GIANT COBBLER
capt. curiousgeorge
alice doesn't dose here anymore, inc.
Capt. Meat
>Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
>>
>> snappy sammy smoot wrote:
>>
>> > Per <punctureSPA...@flash.net> wrote in message
>> > news:376D34...@flash.net...
>> > : Spink Tillfieldson wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : > Leo Sgouros wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : > > Beekeeper <bu...@apiary.org> wrote in message
>> > : > > news:3789e20a...@enews.newsguy.com...
>> > : > > > On Sat, 19 Jun 1999 18:11:35 GMT, The Man Who Fell To Earth
>> > : > > > <themanwhof...@earthling.net> wrote:
>> > : > > >
>> > : > > > >Okay, now this was pointless.
>> > : > > >
>> > : > > > OH whew, at least we get an editorial during the news break
>> > : > > >
>> > : > > >
>> > : > > speak for *your* elf
>> > : >
>> > : > Please keep it clean.
>> > :
>> > : Can I please just dirty it up a bit?
>> > :
>> > For pleasure or profit?
>>
>> There can be plenty profit, but no real pleasure, in communicating bluely.
>
>uh. i got to go check my measurements.
If you have to check? You probably can't afford it.
capt. carteblanche
St. Alicia Erisdaughter
Capt. Meat wrote in message <376f4c9c....@news.earthlink.net>...
Ummmmmmm Capt. I'll check for ya if ya like? Smiles sweetly...
St. Alicia Erisdaughter Snuggles the captain
Yer so sweet.... :O)
zog...@home.com
>
> In article <376EEE86...@home.com>,
> zog...@home.com wrote:
>
> >Rev. Tiernan wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> not cower before mortal kings.
> >>
>
> She may have meant immoral...
>
lasst requests before they died (apparently they can feel sensation for
up to an hour after they die)
Zog the etc...
zog...@home.com
>
> Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Tue, 22 Jun 1999 01:59:55 GMT,
> zog...@home.com Verily didst say unto All:
>
> >Rev. Tiernan wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
> >> not cower before mortal kings.
> >>
> >time..
> >
> >Zog the etc...
>
> they come back. Pissed.
>
>
Never seen that happen. When you kill them, they usually go down
screaming and cursing, aobut how they'll be back... never do though.
And then there's when they die of natural causes.. Man you never want to
see an elf die of disease.. not pretty.
Zog the etc...
Strato
> Strato wrote:
> > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> > > Strato wrote :
> > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> > > Say "please".
> > Why?
Strato
> What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
Ian Hammond
>, mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>
>>Ian Hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 16:10:28 +0100, Strato
>>> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>> >> Ian Hammond wrote:
>>> >> > Strato wrote:
>>> >> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>> >> > > > Strato wrote :
>>> >> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>> >> > > > Say "please".
>>> >> > > Why?
>>> >> > "Hmmmm."?
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>>> >> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>>> >> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>>> >I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>>> >you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>>
>>> You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and we'll sort
>>> this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
>>>
>>> Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
>>
>><thank goodness for ian!>
>>
>>i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
>>call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
>>the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
>
>Redlight, greenlight, the longest day of the year? Juniper vibrato.
I'm all left ears at mah jongg. Although you'd probably beat me at
Zone Three anyway. Taxes, I'm told, are a certainty. We'll just pass
them on to the end user....
Er, Capt'n. Would you like a game of mah jongg origami? It's
non-fattening.
--
ian
Flaagg
Matthew....@durham.ac.uk [Strato] says...
>rev. mayberry wrote:
>> What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
>And what the hell does it have to do with free.pencils?
I -know- what it has to do with alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
AND alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, but I aint tellin'.
--
Aaron M. Henne - mhm9x2 - http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote:
> > Strato wrote:
> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> > > > Strato wrote :
> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> > > > Say "please".
> > > Why?
> Little?? ha!
>
Zog the etc...
zog...@home.com
>
> rev. mayberry wrote:
> > What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
> And what the hell does it have to do with free.pencils?
>
>
have to do with large pink rabbits????
Zog the etc...
Is missing the point
Strato
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote:
> > Zog the etc...
> > Is missing the point
> No he's not. I've seen it. What a nice point it is.
>
>
Zog the etc...
JoeDick
<Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> Ian Hammond wrote:
>> > Strato wrote:
>> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> > > > Strato wrote :
>> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> > > > Say "please".
>> > > Why?
>> > "Hmmmm."?
>> >
>> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>you should expect the King to state who he is.
You're a little bit simple, aren't you?
____________________________________________
Joseph Q. Richard aka Joe Dick
(the Q is for Q-Bert) mhm (pending)
JoeDick
<Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>rev. mayberry wrote:
>> What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
>And what the hell does it have to do with free.pencils?
Well, free pencils are a good source of Vit A, and we're pretty health
conscious around here.
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
> "Toast" - The entire assassins society
>
> http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d72qfm/
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
____________________________________________
JoeDick
>Strato wrote:
>>
>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > Ian Hammond wrote:
>> > > Strato wrote:
>> > > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>> > > > > Strato wrote :
>> > > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>> > > > > Say "please".
>> > > > Why?
>> > > "Hmmmm."?
>> > >
>> > > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>> > fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>> > corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>> I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>> you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>
>>
>Ahhh, but we're not... just cross-posting.. and I believe that you
>posted this into OUR NG.
That's telling him.
JoeDick
<Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>zog...@home.com wrote:
>> Zog the etc...
>> Is missing the point
>No he's not. I've seen it. What a nice point it is.
Point? Does this go back to the free.pencil thing?
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
> "Toast" - The entire assassins society
>
> http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d72qfm/
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
____________________________________________
JoeDick
(Rev. Tiernan) wrote:
>Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Mon, 21 Jun 1999 14:44:39 GMT,
>afe...@HAHAPALMJOBretribution.net (Arnaud M Fercq) Verily didst say
>unto All:
>
>>Strato wrote :
>>>Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>> Strato wrote :
>>
>>>> >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>
>>>> Say "please".
>>
>>>Why?
>>
>>1. Simple netiquette. If you wish mortals to cower, you must first say
>> "please". If not, we mortals will probably just call you a "fuckhead".
>
>Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>not cower before mortal kings.
Elf? This is just getting screwy.
>Had a few cower before me, though.
>
>>2. Cuz I said so.
>>
>>3. WHY? 'Cause I'm a fucking princess, that's why.
>>
>>4. Why not?
>
>Rev. Tiernan
>
>--
><0o---<>---o0<Handmaiden of Omnedon>0o---<>---o0>
>Life's not a movie, the plot doesn't hang together
>properly. There's no moral or resolution; it's just
>a bunch of stuff that happens.
> -- From an online Tarot reading.
><0o---<>---o0<Elf of the Apocalypse>0o---<>---o0>
> mhm22x21 Smeeter#27 Bitch#8 WSD#25
> #TirNanOc on Efnet ICQ# 4166110
JoeDick
>Rev. Tiernan wrote:
>>
>
>> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>> not cower before mortal kings.
>>
>Since when were elves immortal??? I've seen more than a few die in my
>time..
>
Screwy I say - SCREWY!
JoeDick
>In article <376EEE86...@home.com>,
>zog...@home.com wrote:
>
>>Rev. Tiernan wrote:
>>>
>>
>>> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
>>> not cower before mortal kings.
>>>
>>Since when were elves immortal???
>
>She may have meant immoral...
>
Is there any other kind?
JoeDick
wrote:
>In article <376FB485...@durham.ac.uk>,
>Matthew....@durham.ac.uk [Strato] says...
>
>>rev. mayberry wrote:
>>> What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being blue?
>
>>And what the hell does it have to do with free.pencils?
>
>I -know- what it has to do with alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>AND alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, but I aint tellin'.
bitch
zog...@home.com
>
> On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 17:58:02 +0100, Strato
> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >zog...@home.com wrote:
> >> Zog the etc...
> >> Is missing the point
> >No he's not. I've seen it. What a nice point it is.
>
> Point? Does this go back to the free.pencil thing?
>
zog...@home.com
>
> On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 01:59:55 GMT, zog...@home.com wrote:
>
> >Rev. Tiernan wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
> >> not cower before mortal kings.
> >>
> >time..
> >
>
The Duck
askew@YO!canada.com (JoeDick) wrote:
>On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 16:10:28 +0100, Strato
><Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>> Ian Hammond wrote:
>>> > Strato wrote:
>>> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>> > > > Strato wrote :
>>> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>> > > > Say "please".
>>> > > Why?
>>> > "Hmmmm."?
>>> >
>>> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>>> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>>> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>>I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>>you should expect the King to state who he is.
>
>You're a little bit simple, aren't you?
Simplicity is a virtue.
The Duck
The Queen of Cans and Jars
wrote:
uhm, yeah, we're gonna need a firehose over here.
rev. mayberry
JoeDick wrote in message <376fcf07....@news.stfx.ca>...
>On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 09:43:48 -0700, AB...@not.val1d.net (Flaagg)
>wrote:
>
>>In article <376FB485...@durham.ac.uk>,
>>Matthew....@durham.ac.uk [Strato] says...
>>
>>>rev. mayberry wrote:
>>>> What does this have to do with alt.blue-not other than it not being
blue?
>>
>>>And what the hell does it have to do with free.pencils?
>>
>>I -know- what it has to do with alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>AND alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, but I aint tellin'.
>
>bitch
About what? Like the blatant invasion of alt.blue-not by you Heretics?
Karl Musser
: On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 11:41:26 GMT, tie...@removethis.tirnanoc.org
: (Rev. Tiernan) didst verily say unto thee:
: >Pulling forth the Scroll of Wisdom on Tue, 22 Jun 1999 01:59:55 GMT,
: >zog...@home.com Verily didst say unto All:
: >
: >>Rev. Tiernan wrote:
: >>>
: >>
: >>> Heh, speak for yourself. I am an Elf, therefore I am immortal and do
: >>> not cower before mortal kings.
: >>>
: >>Since when were elves immortal??? I've seen more than a few die in my
: >>time..
: >>
: >>Zog the etc...
: >
: >Heh. And the annoying problem with Elves is that when you kill them,
: >they come back. Pissed.
: lotsa mead in the afterworld, eh?
Yes, turns out the Asatru were right all along. Hail drunken elves.
Not to be confued with drunken Elvis, which is even more annoying.
Rev. Karl Musser, Episkopos of the Cartographer's Conspiracy Cabal
When we laugh, we're indestructable -Joy Harjo
http://www.shirenet.com/~musserk/ c...@flat-earth.org
Capt. Meat
>On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 08:41:18 GMT, Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) wrote:
>
>>, mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>>
>>>Ian Hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Jun 1999 16:10:28 +0100, Strato
>>>> <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>> >> Ian Hammond wrote:
>>>> >> > Strato wrote:
>>>> >> > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>>>> >> > > > Strato wrote :
>>>> >> > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>>>> >> > > > Say "please".
>>>> >> > > Why?
>>>> >> > "Hmmmm."?
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already stolen his chair!
>>>> >> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain cowering in the
>>>> >> corner to make sure nothing bad happens to nick's chair.
>>>> >I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
>>>> >you should expect the King to state who he is.
>>>>
>>>> You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and we'll sort
>>>> this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
>>>>
>>>> Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
>>>
>>><thank goodness for ian!>
>>>
>>>i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
>>>call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
>>>the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
>>
>>Redlight, greenlight, the longest day of the year? Juniper vibrato.
>
>I'm all left ears at mah jongg. Although you'd probably beat me at
>Zone Three anyway. Taxes, I'm told, are a certainty. We'll just pass
>them on to the end user....
>
>Er, Capt'n. Would you like a game of mah jongg origami? It's
>non-fattening.
Frankly, I'm stunned, Ian. Think, man! Exposed ribcage, eye-pockets?
tweek chic, so to speak? I'm on a purely sprout & semi-weekly diet,
man! No thank you, but yes, I would like a drink. Three, perhaps.
capt. hacecalor
y no quiero comida, inc.
Tom Joyce
: zog...@home.com wrote:
: > Strato wrote:
: > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
: > > > Strato wrote :
: > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
: > > > Say "please".
: > > Why?
: Little?? ha!
Indeed... he's bigger than me, and that's saying summat...
--
toodle pip,
Tom
Time flies like an arrow : Fruit flies like a banana
the_mighty_balloo
¸ i...@hammo.com (Ian Hammond) wrote:
¸> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) wrote:
¸>>>>>>> Strato wrote:
¸>>>>>>>> Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
¸>>>>>>>>> Strato wrote :
¸>>>>>>>>>> Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
¸>>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>>> Say "please".
¸>>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>>> Why?
¸>>>>>>>
¸>>>>>>> "Hmmmm."?
Y'know, I've seen a lot of pugs rumble through this smoke filled, grime
encrusted, vomit covered, rain slicked, neon lit, ankle deep in semen
wading, electrode enticing fabrication of the demented drug induced
coelocanth feltching blubbering crying Connie Francis adoring pompadour
lifestyle encroaching oh so feebling upon the last bitter remnants of
carpet samples that match the wall paper and yet still clash with the
dictatorship of the proletariate despite the manifest density encompassed
in the event horizon of Ernest Hemmingway's lederhosen, still stiff
against my groin, the side order of potatos attracting the admiring
attention of the herd females, clearly in Etruscan estrus. I pour
myself another glass of benzine, and await the coming of the dawn.
--
mhm15x1
Benjamin D. Capoeman
b...@lloo.at.REMOVE.penis.dot.com
"... the canaries in the mine shaft who stop singing
just before the rest of us are censored."
-Rebecca Ore, re the flonkers, in
<slrn7m372...@ogoense.net>
Strato
> Strato (Matthew....@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
> : zog...@home.com wrote:
> : > Strato wrote:
> : > > Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
> : > > > Strato wrote :
> : > > > >Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
> : > > > Say "please".
> : > > Why?
> : Little?? ha!
> Indeed... he's bigger than me, and that's saying summat...
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
"Bye" - Strato
http://www.dur.ac.uk/~d72qfm/
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Ambryl Nuir
mus...@bobo.shirenet.com (Karl Musser) wrote:
> Yes, turns out the Asatru were right all along. Hail drunken elves.
>
> Not to be confued with drunken Elvis, which is even more annoying.
>
Hail the Asatru!! Hail the drunken Elves!! And Hail the Egyptian God
of Frustration.......Dafy Duck!!
I would have to agree with you on the Drunken Elvis. Very Annoying.
John
--
A.K.A Jonathan Stewart or Ambryl Nuir or Eian MacLay
Prime Minister of Clan McArrghhh
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JoeDick
wrote:
I don't think I've ever been called a heretic before. It really
didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
jd.
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rev. mayberry
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JoeDick wrote in message <37723981....@news.stfx.ca>...
>On Wed, 23 Jun 1999 00:33:31 -0600, "rev. mayberry" <mayb...@mt.net>
>wrote:
>>About what? Like the blatant invasion of alt.blue-not by you Heretics?
>>
>
>I don't think I've ever been called a heretic before
I do think I've been called a derelict, Eeyore.
Tony Pitman
Keep it a la cart e Blanche?
Capt. Meat
> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) escribió en artículo:
>¸ i...@hammo.com (Ian Hammond) wrote:
>¸> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) wrote:
>¸>> mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>¸>>> Ian Hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
>¸>>>> Strato <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>¸>>>>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>¸>>>>>> Ian Hammond wrote:
>¸>>>>>>> Strato wrote:
>¸>>>>>>>> Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>¸>>>>>>>>> Strato wrote :
>
>¸>>>>>>>>>> Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>¸>>>>>>>>>
>¸>>>>>>>>> Say "please".
>¸>>>>>>>>
>¸>>>>>>>> Why?
It is up and beyond anything...even more than 'touching ravioli'.
So much so, I'm prone to standup tragics, alleyway comics,
painted thumb, and man, don't look at me with *rifle-face*.
It wasn't me smuggling the 'air bubble' that almost
got away. It wasn't me trading Hawaii for all the seeds
of Lower Burma. [PUZZLE RUMINATION = I am goatfish, hear me snag]
And his eyes were red-and-desperate. (He got a ride
as far as it took for the cabbie to realize he didn't
have any money.) Two blocks later, he puked on a bike.
One block later, he assaulted a rosebush, and then went into shock.
[Do I look like a doctor?] Bury him instead. Amor fati, mi amigo.
Amor fati.
cap.t ailspin
5150, inc.
the_mighty_balloo
I alter my biochemistry accordingly.
Strato
> i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
> call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
> the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
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Strato
> Strato wrote:
> > I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
> > you should expect the King to state who he is.
zog...@home.com
>
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
> > call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
> > the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
> I don't impose Taxes.
>
Strato
anyway.
the_mighty_balloo
¸ > > > i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg (winds-seasons-flowers
¸ > > > call my name), and then we can have an orgami fold-off...i'll provide
¸ > > > the paper if that King Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
¸ > > I don't impose Taxes.
¸ > You're taxing our patience...
¸ And? Do I care? No I don't. I'm going to be out of here in a few days
¸ anyway.
You were released until sentencing?
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Capt. Meat
>Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) escribió en artículo:
>¸ wil...@home.com (the_mighty_balloo) wrote:
>¸> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) escribió en artículo:
>¸>¸ i...@hammo.com (Ian Hammond) wrote:
>¸>¸> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) wrote:
>¸>¸>> mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>¸>¸>>> Ian Hammond <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
>¸>¸>>>> Strato <Matthew....@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>¸>¸>>>>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>¸>¸>>>>>> Ian Hammond wrote:
>¸>¸>>>>>>> Strato wrote:
>¸>¸>>>>>>>> Arnaud M Fercq wrote:
>¸>¸>>>>>>>>> Strato wrote :
>
>¸>¸>>>>>>>>>> Cower mortals, for I am King Strato!
>¸>¸>>>>>>>>>
>¸>¸>>>>>>>>> Say "please".
>¸>¸>>>>>>>>
>¸>¸>>>>>>>> Why?
>¸>¸>>>>>>>
>¸>¸>>>>>>> "Hmmmm."?
>¸>¸>>>>>>> Nick's only been gone a day and someone's already
>¸>¸>>>>>>> stolen his chair!
>¸>¸>>>>>>
>¸>¸>>>>>> fear not. i, the queen of cans and jars, shall remain
>¸>¸>>>>>> cowering in the corner to make sure nothing bad happens
>¸>¸>>>>>> to nick's chair.
>¸>¸>>>>>
>¸>¸>>>>> I think if you people are going to start posting to our
>¸>¸>>>>> newsgroup then you should expect the King to state who
>¸>¸>>>>> he is.
>¸>¸>>>>
>¸>¸>>>> You just stay right where you are until Nick gets back and
>¸>¸>>>> we'll sort this. Don't worry Queenie, I'm here.
>¸>¸>>>>
>¸>¸>>>> Now, who brought the mah jongg set?
>¸>¸>>>
>¸>¸>>> <thank goodness for ian!>
>¸>¸>>>
>¸>¸>>> i will beat you three games to one at mah jongg
>¸>¸>>> (winds-seasons-flowers call my name), and then we can have
>¸>¸>>> an orgami fold-off...i'll provide the paper if that King
>¸>¸>>> Whatsit promises not to tax the hell out of it.
Can you mix in a monsoon perhaps? The clouds weigh heavy,
like bags of soggy talcum.
capt. sponge
left for dead in the desert, inc.
the_mighty_balloo
¸ wil...@home.com (the_mighty_balloo) wrote:
¸> Ne...@your.door (Capt. Meat) escribió en artículo:
I deny your request, as the scales of justice have been calibrated
for metric measurements on the order of C: eggroll, steamed rice,
bbq pork tartar, wonton soup, almond chicken stanley, mongolian beef,
estonian lard, blackened redfish, filet of dwarf and the head of
Heather Locklear, $19.95 per person, six or more dining room only
when accompanied by a legitimate benefactor of the Y2K godhead in
residence (por muy sexuale.) Genetic sequencing optional in
anticipation of antler wounds. Offal, spreading in a putrescent
waveform authority that fails to redeem; I cannot eat with chop
sticks, and in embarrasment must ask for the assitance of Mojo
Nixon on slide trombone. The joy of bitter failure.
Somebody
}JoeDick wrote:
}> Strato wrote:
}> > I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
}> > you should expect the King to state who he is.
}No.
Of course he isn't only a little bit simple. You've probably offended him now,
so say that you're sorry.
--
Somebody mhm 17x2x23x13 http://toast.micronetix.net
"I dunno ... from what I've seen a lot of netkooks hang out there. I
think I'm safer in the flonk." - Jelliebun talking about NANAU
Dave F.
>
> On Sat, 26 Jun 1999 14:58:46 +0100, Strato sayeth:
> }JoeDick wrote:
> }> Strato wrote:
> }> > I think if you people are going to start posting to our newsgroup then
> }> > you should expect the King to state who he is.
> }> You're a little bit simple, aren't you?
> }No.
>
> Of course he isn't only a little bit simple. You've probably offended him now,
> so say that you're sorry.
i say we run 'em up the flagpole by their skivvies, like we used to do
to all the smartass punks in sailing class. then call their mums.
davef
Somebody
That's funny. When I went to camp, we used to take them *out* of their skivvies
before running them up the flagpole. Sometimes they scream rather loud when we
poked the safety pins through them, but it was for their own good.
Capt. Meat
>¸>¸>¸>>>>> I think if you people are going to start posting to our
>¸>¸>¸>>>>> newsgroup then you should expect the King to state who
>¸>¸>¸>>>>> he is.
>¸>¸>¸>>>>
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II. BLUDGEONING THE ELDERLY RENT-A-COP: From A to Z
III. Advanced Thirsty Revision v.1.4
IV. Baby-Arm-Fisting-An-Apple-II {see: whitepunks-on-microprocessing}
V. "Spork, foon or brie?"
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Nick Wise
CISTERN! CISTERN! CIS . . . aww, what's the use.
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Gonna take control, gonna free my will
Andrea Chen
I've been skimming some of these crossposted threds and there is some
very nice writing (I mean this.)
Anyway we in alt.surrealism are currently have a revolution but we need
lunatics to help us take over the asylum. Currently we are trying to
define surrealism, expel Breton from surrealism, liberate the
imagination and the unconscious (whatever that means) and fight fascism
and that's only the begining.
So we'd like top invite all you wonderful people in
alt.nonsequitur,alt.edgar,alt.discodia etc. to drop in for a visit or at
least send us your 200 word essay on what surrealism is or isn't (the
winner gets a wind up Barrett doll) or do anything else which will help
focus this group.
I say this because I have a lot of respect for some of the stuff I've
read and I might remark that a little posting in here could be great
advertising for you and your groups.
Thankyou.
rev. mayberry
>On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 14:08:28 -0400, Dave F. sayeth:
>}Somebody wrote:
>}>
>}> On Sat, 26 Jun 1999 14:58:46 +0100, Strato sayeth:
>}> }JoeDick wrote:
>}> }> Strato wrote:
then
>}> }> > you should expect the King to state who he is.
>}> }No.
>}>
>}> Of course he isn't only a little bit simple. You've probably offended
him now,
>}> so say that you're sorry.
>}
>}i say we run 'em up the flagpole by their skivvies, like we used to do
>}to all the smartass punks in sailing class. then call their mums.
>
>That's funny. When I went to camp, we used to take them *out* of their
skivvies
>before running them up the flagpole. Sometimes they scream rather loud
when we
>poked the safety pins through them, but it was for their own good.
>
That's what it's all about... helping the kids out. After all they are our
future.
zog...@home.com
>
> I say this because I have a lot of respect for some of the stuff I've
> read and I might remark that a little posting in here could be great
> advertising for you and your groups.
>
Ah.. COnverts!!!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Certainly.. The revolution is near. There is no escape, and the lands
will soon be coming up, from over the hills to take us all on. But fear
not, for the knots of fabic of time and space shall exist, or not, as
the case may be, to benefit both the rich, the poor, and the middle
class, being crushed by ineffablwe tax brackets, willn't be afraid of a
thing, said he.
Garbled nonsense paragraphs enjooyed purely for philosophical
enlightenment should be taken with a grain of sugar, or perhaps salt,
depending on your blood pressure. Ask your doctor, he'd know better.
If he doesn't, well sucks to be the vast majority of people who reign
supreme in the world, all alone, with only everything to comfort them.
Money may not buy happiness, but who cares, you'd be rich. Take that
lesson tot he grave will you children, as you'll still be here tommorow,
but your dreams may have taken a European holiday. Canadian travellers
will be confused, will the new European union, as plane travel will
suggest to french people going to the south, and english going to europe
that they enter the same gates.
Pity.
Zog the etc...
Floppy Fox
<fallin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>Hi:
>
> I've been skimming some of these crossposted threds and there is some
>very nice writing (I mean this.)
>
> Anyway we in alt.surrealism are currently have a revolution but we need
>lunatics to help us take over the asylum. Currently we are trying to
>define surrealism, expel Breton from surrealism, liberate the
>imagination and the unconscious (whatever that means) and fight fascism
>and that's only the begining.
>
> So we'd like top invite all you wonderful people in
>alt.nonsequitur,alt.edgar,alt.discodia etc. to drop in for a visit or at
>least send us your 200 word essay on what surrealism is or isn't (the
>winner gets a wind up Barrett doll) or do anything else which will help
>focus this group.
>
> I say this because I have a lot of respect for some of the stuff I've
>read and I might remark that a little posting in here could be great
>advertising for you and your groups.
>
> Thankyou.
Betty and Veronica
Thankyou.