the witchdcoctors rehab diaries ( hmm )
James Black
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C:\DOCUME~1\pav\Shared\TV Themes - The Banana Splits.mp3
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yeah alright
i was raised on a banana farm
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th big carnival is goin down th toilet
thirty percent dwn
th flu scare
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this is
or ws th banana state
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th banana benders
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th best climate in th country though
an th best beaches and
ppl of course
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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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oh yeah
and th big magic
musnt forget that
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dont think it;s booted today
not that it ever goes away
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my gypsie mates are doin their arses
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and a few who
i had words with about their catering bill
i miss workin fr ya fat johnny
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had a nice chat wi a killer cop this morning
retired liek me
well
u know
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dont think he knew he had oz's
top secret agent in hs cab but
u never fuckin know
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veteran of a thousand psychic wars
my 17 yrs as a minder fr th gypsie mafia
is bitin hard
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some fuckin fun times
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i dunno brother
after th three hundredth
shotgun has been whacked upside yr face
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Pink Floyd
'Wish You Were Here'
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i'm here about th bill
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frm fat johnny
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i'm unarmed
it better be a good shot or
u goin into hospital fr nine mnths
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i wont use th cemetary
th right arm sore
dropped a thirty kilo bag of sugar on it
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well
i was carryin three and
i aint big enough fr that
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went back to runnin two
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th later yrs were better
not so many guys at th top
runnin around with prices on their heads
used to make th whole camp go squirrely
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i been out seven yrs
kept it shut
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when that
sixty thousand patron show
got wiped cause of th rain
fat johnny was carryin everybody
never thought i'd see th day
th biggest of th
millionaire showies
cant pay his bill
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we'll have to carry him
means i gotta squeeze all th poor cunts to pay up
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cash liquiditity is dwn
bugger
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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tap tap tap on some
ancient caravan and
a ninety yr old woman answers th door
her grandma
oh hi
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yeah i got time fr a cuppa
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tellin me tales of
runnin th rattler
with th show
all over oz
backin th day
when
there were no big fellas
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times change
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someone has t be able to run twenty cravans
and do th corporate work
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delivered to all th local racetracks
driven em all in a five ton truck
racin th ice guys
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things they used to sell
th freak shows
i'd chat to th ppl
th public dont see anymore
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sittin in th back of a converted bus
smokin bongs
sposed to be out collecting money frm
broke gypsies
doen my rounds
i can find em
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Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
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she'd take my money when i'm in need
lyric
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ah no
fat johnny ws
we'll catch ya at th nxt show
we'll be there
u need travellin money
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we knew how everybody ws doin
carryin their debts
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he always pays
alwys
always
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i dont buy into yr
vendettas
dont give a fuck
sorry old lady
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tell me th story
the three sisters
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ah man
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i speak to two
not th third
i agree she's a bitch
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didnt want th background to their fight ok
yr grandaughter is on th smack again
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well
we all thought she;d be ok
when she dropped that cunt
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she stuck a double barrel shotgun in my face
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ah man
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Various Artists
'Jefferson Airplane / White rabbit'
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my bad
i ws cuttin thru th back of her
knockem tent
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takin a shortcut
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freaked her out
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had a coupel beers
with her father th other night but
he cant get her off th smack
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fuckin heroin
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my mad hippie aunt
was on it a few yrs
me and th old lady
used to bring her fruit
once a week
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she went off with some guru
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25 yrs
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Regurgitator
'Pop Porn'
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got more magic in her blood but
she doesnt acknowledge bein descended
frm th head inquisitor of th french inquisition
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ya cant tell er
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never listened
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not a good thing
if ya had th religion drummed into ya
he was th only french pope
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magic cunt
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i find most things i look for
too easy
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look old lady
i like ya and all
but i gotta get back to th truck
th big fella returning
course i know when he's comin back
been on th carnival how many yrs ?
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safe journey to th nxt town
take care
later bye
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Joy Division
'Love Will Tear Us Apart'
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steppin thru half built
show rides
doin my job
eyeballin th new
workers
one of these cunts
th new cunts
will stalk me one night
after th cash i'm carryin
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him i'll keep an eye out fr
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hmm
five yrs later
he died
fallin off th big wheel
landed on th
lever that runs it
a fuckin hard boy that one
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when he disappeared
th other maoris
all went within a
short space of time
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i liked his attitude though
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huge arms
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wonder wot happened to waynie
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Bruce Springsteen
'Born To Run'
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my size
not all that big
would carry three bags of sugar
up any flight of stairs
ninety kilo
i only weigh sixty five
same as then
even at 45
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if we were really pushin
we'd both carry three
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i remember meetin this
huge maori guy
three times my size
sittin with th sweat dryin
watchin me and waynie
runnin sugar
fr th fairy floss factory
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he never said
a nasty word to me
ever
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scared a lot of other folk
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like that guy mika
i used t sing with
down ta th valley of guts
the fortitude valley
after mdinight
my pirate jenny personality
three foot wide shoulders
a moari islander cross big boy
beauitful flamenco
guitar player
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fuck it sang
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brucie plays flamecno
can barley face normal folk
crazed ekkied out chicks
he;d never do
pity
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lotsa gorgeous musicians out there
no-one ever hears
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Robin Trower
'Night'
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got my little brother on th phone at lunch time
havina black sickie
th day started bad
pain wise
th bad nuts
testies
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hey bro
had apiec eof luck
got his cab with
an ex cop
who's whacked a few
he knew wot is ws like
walkin up and
knockin on doors
with ppl behind em with a loaded shotgun
ya know
i rekcon we both got
more out of it
counselling wise
than in th three yrs
i had counselling
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puttin yr life on th line and
in th back of yr mind is
th missus at home
for five yrs there i had
four kids to feed
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they enjoyed th free
ride tickets at th big show and
free food everywhere
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umm
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i drive a truck in here ok
one day
when yr old enough
maybe i tell ya
wot else i did
maybe
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Deep Purple
'Child In Time'
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at 40
i was still
runnin in th dirt
in th carnival
doin slides
liek a kid playin in his new sandshoes
would get off work
and go ride a unicycle fr hrs
surfin
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i tired
to think of th number of guns i faced
fr this
diary
i dont fuckin know
when i;d faced over thirty police guns
in th same fashion
i stopped fuckin countin
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they stopped puttin their hand
on their gun anyway
havent read my record yet mate
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i will take it off u cunt
and stick it up yr arse
and use it
to blow yr brains out
used to talk to young cops
th same as i did
to a made guy
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my eldes daughter's party got out of control
i tossed th whole party
th cops came and whinged at me
ppl down th road
stickin it in th faces of th pizza shop
i care
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state of origin on television
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i did put one up th wall
they were gettin mouthy
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no they all left
didnt have to club him senseless
th cunt wouldnt bite
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takin me away frm watchin th game
this is
gunna be a short fight
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followed by a long
stay in hospital
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he thinks he;s tough
little boy
i'm a pro
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unfair really
th wife got into me
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ya didnt have to toss th whole party
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hmm
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she ws fourteen
my eldest daughter
th cunt i had up th wall ws
eighteen
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and at least ten of his mates with him
i didnt ring
fr th cops
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i'll handle this
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which one is th mouthy cunt dear ?
do u even fuckin know wot i do
fr a living
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wot can i DO
u for
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bunch of pussie little untrained
kids
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if he's lucky
i forget i did kick boxing training fr three yrs and
just use my fists
my hands were always slower thn my feet
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Bill Hicks
'Children of the Goat'
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who ya gunna call ?
goat fuckers
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goat blowers anonymous
left th net
we all cried
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so wanted to put my heel
thru this cunts sternum
and th place littered with young girls
umm
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i think i did th right thing
and i got to tell a cop to get fucked
a good day
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cant remember if we won
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DJ Shadow
'?'
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wasnt puttin in
hexes
fr our side to win back then
ya didnt hearit frm me
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<<< smile >>>
hey i cleared it with a couple blues supporters
they reckon every cunt does it
when state of origin is on
tough football
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ok my
magic is
kinda large but
i'm no th only cunt
puttin hexes on th game
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is legal
th law doesnt recognise magic
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does kinda
recognise
abo law but
why i get t whack so many ppl
fr my cuntry
soryy
country
big voodoo
lethal bone of death pointing
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i only got 360 thousand kills
that i'm admitting to
i want that
deadlie award
i'll add to it
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it's all good
..
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pirate jenny
"james black TAASS"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
more drugs over here thang ya cunt
and fill th mullbowl
i'm goin pirain songs on th internet
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Deep Purple
'Child In Time'
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p.p.s
that melanie
th cute dickless tracy
she had a cute arse