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calicoi...@gmail.com
Feb 15, 2015, 10:41:11 AM2/15/15
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I wanted to share some events.
I saw a man...with TWO MACAWS.
He was walking down the side of a highway all crazy hobo style with his long weird old man hair, but with two beautiful and giant macaws taking dumps all over his shoulders. His whole outfit was covered in their little "rewards" to him.
I later saw a woman fall down from being too drunk during a sleater-kinney concert. While trying to help her up, my phone fell to the ground. My friend thought this phone was drunkys phone and put it in her back pocket. I then had two run after drunky to get into her butt pocket to get the phone back. Now my phone is covered in drunk butt.
I was playing frogger at an arcade and James Brown's "Sex Machine" came on the radio and without looking up I began yelling the lyrics "get up!" and awaited for my husband (playing Pac-man next to me) to respond with "get on up!" I also began nudging him to try singing the lyrics. This went on for like 1-3 minutes of me singing "get up!" at him. Then I turned and looked and noticed the guy was not my husband. For the rest of the time we were there dude guy kept staring me down. I am now confessing that I am that customer that makes other people never come back to your arcade out of fear of the James Brown schizoid.
This is about all I needed to catch up on with you guys over since high school. Hope you guys share some quality moments too!
<3333 chatchee (holly)
I saw a man...with TWO MACAWS.
He was walking down the side of a highway all crazy hobo style with his long weird old man hair, but with two beautiful and giant macaws taking dumps all over his shoulders. His whole outfit was covered in their little "rewards" to him.
I later saw a woman fall down from being too drunk during a sleater-kinney concert. While trying to help her up, my phone fell to the ground. My friend thought this phone was drunkys phone and put it in her back pocket. I then had two run after drunky to get into her butt pocket to get the phone back. Now my phone is covered in drunk butt.
I was playing frogger at an arcade and James Brown's "Sex Machine" came on the radio and without looking up I began yelling the lyrics "get up!" and awaited for my husband (playing Pac-man next to me) to respond with "get on up!" I also began nudging him to try singing the lyrics. This went on for like 1-3 minutes of me singing "get up!" at him. Then I turned and looked and noticed the guy was not my husband. For the rest of the time we were there dude guy kept staring me down. I am now confessing that I am that customer that makes other people never come back to your arcade out of fear of the James Brown schizoid.
This is about all I needed to catch up on with you guys over since high school. Hope you guys share some quality moments too!
<3333 chatchee (holly)
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