Bitch Test! Whoo!
Kay
I got 39% bitch, but I think I misunderstood a question
about my use of hairspray... I wear it often, but not mass
quantites of it... oh well.
As for the postscript, I like beer, ::raises eyebrow at
wine cooler fan Laura:: am kinda Canadian by assorted
technicalities, have no tattoos, ::raises OTHER eyebrow at
sweet innocent tattooed Laura:: and I know all my friends
birthdays :P
Kay, and that's NOT because they all have summer birthdays!
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EvilBitchZonga wrote
> http://www.thespark.com/btest
>
> I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less
bitchy than I am. 0%
> are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
>
> "I'm evil, I'm sarcastic, and I'm a bitch. what's not to
like?" -- Zonga
>
> Interesting Post Script (Cause I dunno if everyone gets
the same or what..):
> The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year
olds average 41%
> bitchy.
> Women who like the taste of beer are less likely to cheat
on their boyfriends.
> Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves
successful.
> Girls with tattoos like authority more.
> Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget
their friends'
> birthdays.
Kay
the DEATH HEELS, would be the one to do that! But good
work, my friend.
Kay, wearing her Heels for Valentines Day ;)
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Zonga... of DANGER! wrote
> Kay bitched:
> >Wow. I always knew you were a bigger bitch than I. :P
> >I got 39% bitch, but I think I misunderstood a question
> >about my use of hairspray...
>
> I only get so much because I've stomped on someone with a
highheeled shoe. Hey!
> He SO deserved it! AND he started it!
>
> Zonga, who is a very violent, angry person. I guess. Ooh!
SK boots!
Kay
Kay, who knows Laura isn't innocent, but she is sweet :P
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Wittle Ray wrote
>
> Kay <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote
> <snip>
> > As for the postscript, I like beer, ::raises eyebrow
at
> > wine cooler fan Laura::
>
> hey...
>
> >am kinda Canadian by assorted
> > technicalities, have no tattoos, ::raises OTHER eyebrow
at
> > sweet innocent tattooed Laura::
>
> HEY!!
>
Mel
ZongaZongaZonga wrote:
> I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less bitchy than I am. 0%
> are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
::wows:: Well, 47% here, for the record. But hey - my ass got a whopping
70% on the ass quiz. ::smirks:: Okee ...
Mel
<insert cool title here>
Mel
just a bit.
Kay
I saw at Saint Sabrina's Parlour and Purgatory yesterday :)
Kay, and Laura, there's now one by my apartment :)
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Zonga, Kueen of Deth Heals, wrote
> Kay wrote:
> > You know, of all the girls here, you'd think me, with
> >the DEATH HEELS, would be the one to do that! But good
> >work, my friend.
>
> But the Death Heels aren't pointy enough! But, thank you.
>
> Zonga, who has caused other people various bodily harm.
Kay
this should be good.
Kay, still Fester's Sex Bitch.
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Mel! Mel wrote
Kay
you know.
Kay, enough bitch for the both.
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I done wrote
ZongaZongaZonga
I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less bitchy than I am. 0%
are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
"I'm evil, I'm sarcastic, and I'm a bitch. what's not to like?" -- Zonga
ZongaZongaZonga
Laura
Laura
Sunshine
I am 27% bitch.
Sunshine
*~~*~~*~~*
I remember we were driving in your car
Speed so fast, felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone
Artemis
:)
-Artemis
----------------------
Fiery Warrior Amazon of ANO
Kay wrote:
> Wow. I always knew you were a bigger bitch than I. :P
> I got 39% bitch, but I think I misunderstood a question
> about my use of hairspray... I wear it often, but not mass
> quantites of it... oh well.
>
> As for the postscript, I like beer, ::raises eyebrow at
> wine cooler fan Laura:: am kinda Canadian by assorted
> technicalities, have no tattoos, ::raises OTHER eyebrow at
> sweet innocent tattooed Laura:: and I know all my friends
> birthdays :P
>
> Kay, and that's NOT because they all have summer birthdays!
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
> EvilBitchZonga wrote
> > http://www.thespark.com/btest
> >
> > I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less
> bitchy than I am. 0%
> > are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
> >
Sony Estrella
-------
Official Brutalized Metalhead Warrior Princess of ANO that is....
The bitchiest of the bitchiest!...
Sony Estrella
http://fade.to/callofthecoven
Call Of The Coven Webzine: Updated monthly
(Links updated Every Day..well, lately anyway)
ZongaZongaZonga
Kredai
"Sunshine" <corya...@aol.comIEatSpam> wrote in message
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DarkHand
>
> My boyfriend is 26% bitch. Well, he IS an Eagle Scout,
> you know.
...and a hockey player.
________
DarkHand
dark...@hotmail.com
"Official holder of the keys to the Bathroom of Infinity"
DarkHand
________
DarkHand
dark...@hotmail.com
"Official holder of the keys to the Bathroom of Infinity"
Danny C.
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
16% (bitchier than you)
83% (less bitchy than you)
--
Danny C. - dan...@bellsouth.net
Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances.
-- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
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Kay
Kay, who swears she was set up for that comment!
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Darky, who must not play sports since he never scores, wrote
AdriDAtica
>
Twilly...RUN FOR YOUR...uhmmm...LIFE!
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Adri Da Tica Chica
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Demi-goddess and official Costa Rican nerd ambassador of *alt.nerd.obssessive*
Kay
stupid on Valentines Day.
That, and he's totally, totally whipped. But you all
knew that :)
Kay, well, he's really not, but I am :P
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L'il Adri wrote
Fester
But only by technicality. ;)
--
-- Fester
"To iterate is human - to recurse devine"
========================================
"Kay" <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> That reminds me, I should ask the Cap'n to take it...
> this should be good.
>
> Kay, still Fester's Sex Bitch.
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
>
Flyhighplato
--
[...] I wish it would all explode
And send up its mighty load
To dance by sparkling stars
In awe of Venus, in fear of Mars
Let me bask in the beauty of it all
And I will rise as all will fall [...]
---Anonymous Poet
"Kay" <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> He's smart enough to know not to do anything really
> stupid on Valentines Day.
>
> That, and he's totally, totally whipped. But you all
> knew that :)
>
> Kay, well, he's really not, but I am :P
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
>
Dean Humphries
I think it was in reference to whippin' cupcakes.
___________________________________________________________________
The intern frowned.
"Stampede!" the foreman shouted,
and forty thousand head of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp.
Flyhighplato
--
[...] I wish it would all explode
And send up its mighty load
To dance by sparkling stars
In awe of Venus, in fear of Mars
Let me bask in the beauty of it all
And I will rise as all will fall [...]
---Anonymous Poet
"Dean Humphries" <dean...@aol.comrade> wrote in message
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Kay
and it'll be almost as scary as actual sex with you :P
Kay, and the Cap'n does still need a re-haircut.
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Slave Boy Fester wrote
Kay
wonderful thing. And they have leather pants.
Kay, who prefers the astroturf skirt from the other St.
Sabrina's.
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Domnatrix Ray wrote
>
> Kay <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote in article
> <OuMo4.1066$SW6....@news.uswest.net>...
> > I could get the 8-inch rhinestone studded stilettos
that
> > I saw at Saint Sabrina's Parlour and Purgatory yesterday
:)
> >
> > Kay, and Laura, there's now one by my apartment :)
>
> Oh, you're living over ther?
Kay
think that counts.
Kay, that, and the Jaguar he bought me.
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Potato wrote
> Define "whipped" :)
>
> --
> [...] I wish it would all explode
> And send up its mighty load
> To dance by sparkling stars
> In awe of Venus, in fear of Mars
> Let me bask in the beauty of it all
> And I will rise as all will fall [...]
> ---Anonymous Poet
>
>
Fester
--
-- Fester
"To iterate is human - to recurse devine"
========================================
"Kay" <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> I'll just have the Cap'n get a stupid bowlhead haircut
> and it'll be almost as scary as actual sex with you :P
>
> Kay, and the Cap'n does still need a re-haircut.
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
>
Flyhighplato
--
[...] I wish it would all explode
And send up its mighty load
To dance by sparkling stars
In awe of Venus, in fear of Mars
Let me bask in the beauty of it all
And I will rise as all will fall [...]
---Anonymous Poet
"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
news:20000210200922...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
> http://www.thespark.com/btest
>
> I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less bitchy than I
am. 0%
> are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
>
ZongaZongaZonga
>Oh, and to bring things back tot he thread's topic, I'm a 28% bitch.
So...I'm the bitchiest here, save for Adri's boyfriend?
Zonga, pleased with this.
Kredai
"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
Dean Humphries
>> I think it was in reference to whippin' cupcakes.
>Well, that doesn't make any sense, then...
Out of context?
Hey!!!
Look over there----------->
:::::runs like bunny::::::::
Flyhighplato
--
[...] I wish it would all explode
And send up its mighty load
To dance by sparkling stars
In awe of Venus, in fear of Mars
Let me bask in the beauty of it all
And I will rise as all will fall [...]
---Anonymous Poet
"Dean Humphries" <dean...@aol.comrade> wrote in message
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Kredai
"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
news:20000211192501...@ng-cp1.aol.com...
> Kredai wrote:
> >um, no
>
> Who's bitchier? I got 64%. The higher you get, the more bitchy you are.
DarkHand
> >> I think it was in reference to whippin' cupcakes.
Ooh... You people will be the death of me!!
::sob::
ZongaZongaZonga
Laura
Kay <k...@altnerd.cjb.net> wrote in article
<G_0p4.1789$ir1....@news.uswest.net>...
> Nope, they have one right by the U now! It's a
> wonderful thing. And they have leather pants.
>
> Kay, who prefers the astroturf skirt from the other St.
> Sabrina's.
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
>
Kay
I'll buy you a vinyl halter top and send it to you. ;)
Kay, mmm, vinyl.
--
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Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
Le Ray le wrote
Data
ZongaZongaZonga wrote ...
> http://www.thespark.com/btest
>
> I am 64% a bitch. 3% are bitchier than I am. 97% are less bitchy than I am. 0%
> are as bitchy as I am. Whoo! Go me!
>
34% bitch. Actually, it's higher than I expected.
> "I'm evil, I'm sarcastic, and I'm a bitch. what's not to like?" -- Zonga
>
Hehe - I like ya :)
> Interesting Post Script (Cause I dunno if everyone gets the same or what..):
> Women who like the taste of beer are less likely to cheat on their boyfriends.
That's changed to more likely now. It changes to incorporate each test into it, I guess
Artemis
yourself.
:P
-Artemis
----------------------
Fiery Warrior Amazon of ANO
"My whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god"
Dean Humphries
>>
>> Ooh... You people will be the death of me!!
>>
>> ::sob::
>Awww.... You made Darky Bobbins cry... you should be ashamed of
>yourself.
>:P
Sorry!
Opps, I've left this bandwidth a frightful mess.
I'll get right on it.
Right after I finish watching Reservoir Cats.
No matter how many times I've seen it I want to watch it again.
Mr. Poopybutt
anymore... I wouldn't come here either if I had to listen to this!
Kay wrote:
> I'll just have the Cap'n get a stupid bowlhead haircut
> and it'll be almost as scary as actual sex with you :P
>
> Kay, and the Cap'n does still need a re-haircut.
>
> --
> Chocotastic Holy Ass Kicker of ANO
> Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
>
Kay
come here anymore because doesn't have time for people being
assholes.
Kay, not my wording.
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Current theme song: Macy Gray - I Try
Derek wrote
Mr. Poopybutt
Kay wrote:
> That was a rip on Fester, not on the Cap'n. He doesn't
> come here anymore because doesn't have time for people being
> assholes.
understandable.
Data
> 21%, myself....
> :)
> -Artemis
>
Always knew you were nice :)
steven r. mills
Data wrote...
> Artemis wrote.
> > 21%, myself....
> > :)
> > -Artemis
> >
> Always knew you were nice :)
You *could* try arguing with her, but I would not recommend it.
Or calling her Artie. Bad idea.
Mr. Poopybutt
"steven r. mills" wrote:
heheh... I've done both... heheh...
Artemis
Grr.
:P
-Artemis
----------------
Fiery Warrior Amazon of ANO
"steven r. mills" wrote:
madfarie
think so too.
but I'm just so damm nice sometimes.
I just keep my thoughts to myself and sit there
like a nice little girl.
my hands folded nicely in my lap *blinks sweetly*
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Data
>
> You *could* try arguing with her, but I would not recommend it.
>
> Or calling her Artie. Bad idea.
>
Hehe - we'll find out one day
madfarie
be nice when i want to.
nerefir
In article <15e76e40...@usw-ex0103-024.remarq.com>,
madfarie <madfarie...@chickmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>i got 47% bitch. i thought i was more. i'm sure alot of people
>think so too.
>but I'm just so damm nice sometimes.
>I just keep my thoughts to myself and sit there
>like a nice little girl.
>my hands folded nicely in my lap *blinks sweetly*
>
>
>
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Flyhighplato
what the hell you should be saying.....
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to eat a Rhesus monkey.
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"madfarie" <madfarie...@chickmail.com.invalid> wrote in message
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> i'm not that bad........ ok i am but that doesn't mean i can't
> be nice when i want to.
>
>
ZongaZongaZonga
>Thats the worst type of bitch :) One that keeps changing so you don't know
>what the hell you should be saying.....
Like me?
Zonga, who knows this to be true.
Flyhighplato
:)
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"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
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Flyhighplato
::hugs Zonga because she's so darn cute:: :P
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"ZongaZongaZonga" <maz...@aol.complexity> wrote in message
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> Plato wrote:
> >No, I pretty much have your number most of the time. Plus, you're not
mean
> >:)
>
> My number, eh? Mean, eh? Well, I could be. But I'm not!
>
> Zonga, "But, Tracey....You're NOT nice." "....I know."