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Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly
Dec 18, 2015, 12:44:42 AM12/18/15
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SPICEY THEOLOGY
God is God is God. God rules heaven. God rules earth. We knew that. God existed in the beginning in the dream of slumber, at rest eternal. And then contemplated some, and made intuitions on the brilliance of angelkind, and salvation for the heart of the repentant children of Adam and Eve. And God made the world, and made its stuff, and its stuff was cool, especially the dove. And God did love his creation dear, and when he was finished he had a beer. The beer was Heinekin. He likes German beers. Well, dutch actually. Yep, it was a Heinie. Drank down four bottles, got a little bit tipsy, and went for a walk with his old pal Mikey. Then Semyaza was on his mind, and he was wrathful at his shenanigans, but Noah built his boat, and the old world died, and the new world came. Humans laugh, so God probably laughs. Humans cry, and Seinfeld is so average in its Jewish humour that, well, you get the point. Thank God that God likes mankind enough to give them instructions and rules and wisdoms to build lives upon, to guide the way of practicing living, and reaction lessons for our often carnal instincts, lessons which curb the anger, and remind us that 'It ain't worth the hassle'. A big part of staying out of trouble is learning that it aint worth the hassle, so remember that 4 is ok for God, but mostly 1 or 2, and you can probably still drive that car bloke. Rules. I suppose the Cherubim Torah Community needs rules. But we just mostly think about getting along and not causing too much concern for others who might be concerned about us. If you're a big guy, remember the little guys can often find you a challenge, and it isn't easy sometimes with no huge muscles or girth to watch out for yourself or your loved ones. Go easy big boy on the less pumped machos. So God is God is God, and the rules of life are the rules to prolong life, and to keep it going, and to give you a good impression with other people, because if that impression is found to be true because your ethics are cool and decent, good impressions can go a long way for success and genuine and real inter-personal dynamics, especially with the opposite sex. Society needs to be built, so build it, but don't be a frikkin anarchist, who just wants to tear down the system, and makes crap and picky criticisms of it to justify their own trite politics. And its trite because bullshit began a long time ago. Live long. Prosper. Be good. Get enough sleep. Eat good foods. Watch your health. Smile once in a while, and go cold turkey when you need to. And don't worry, be happy. AMEN.
http://karaitenoahide.angelfire.com
God is God is God. God rules heaven. God rules earth. We knew that. God existed in the beginning in the dream of slumber, at rest eternal. And then contemplated some, and made intuitions on the brilliance of angelkind, and salvation for the heart of the repentant children of Adam and Eve. And God made the world, and made its stuff, and its stuff was cool, especially the dove. And God did love his creation dear, and when he was finished he had a beer. The beer was Heinekin. He likes German beers. Well, dutch actually. Yep, it was a Heinie. Drank down four bottles, got a little bit tipsy, and went for a walk with his old pal Mikey. Then Semyaza was on his mind, and he was wrathful at his shenanigans, but Noah built his boat, and the old world died, and the new world came. Humans laugh, so God probably laughs. Humans cry, and Seinfeld is so average in its Jewish humour that, well, you get the point. Thank God that God likes mankind enough to give them instructions and rules and wisdoms to build lives upon, to guide the way of practicing living, and reaction lessons for our often carnal instincts, lessons which curb the anger, and remind us that 'It ain't worth the hassle'. A big part of staying out of trouble is learning that it aint worth the hassle, so remember that 4 is ok for God, but mostly 1 or 2, and you can probably still drive that car bloke. Rules. I suppose the Cherubim Torah Community needs rules. But we just mostly think about getting along and not causing too much concern for others who might be concerned about us. If you're a big guy, remember the little guys can often find you a challenge, and it isn't easy sometimes with no huge muscles or girth to watch out for yourself or your loved ones. Go easy big boy on the less pumped machos. So God is God is God, and the rules of life are the rules to prolong life, and to keep it going, and to give you a good impression with other people, because if that impression is found to be true because your ethics are cool and decent, good impressions can go a long way for success and genuine and real inter-personal dynamics, especially with the opposite sex. Society needs to be built, so build it, but don't be a frikkin anarchist, who just wants to tear down the system, and makes crap and picky criticisms of it to justify their own trite politics. And its trite because bullshit began a long time ago. Live long. Prosper. Be good. Get enough sleep. Eat good foods. Watch your health. Smile once in a while, and go cold turkey when you need to. And don't worry, be happy. AMEN.
http://karaitenoahide.angelfire.com
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