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DarkHand
inconsistencies that people are going insane over for no good reason.
Except for the theme song... That's got to go.
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DarkHand
> Whadja think? I actually liked it, even with its little problems and
> inconsistencies that people are going insane over for no good reason.
> Except for the theme song... That's got to go.
and it must be awfully chilly in that decontamination room, too...
Nerefir
> DarkHand wrote, and forgot to say some stuff:
>
> > Whadja think? I actually liked it, even with its little problems and
> > inconsistencies that people are going insane over for no good reason.
> > Except for the theme song... That's got to go.
I disagree. I like it, it's pseudo-entertainment. Besides, what would
you rather have, crappy classical crap? "Wherever you may go" by the
calling would have been a good theme, in retrospect.
> and it must be awfully chilly in that decontamination room, too...
It makes you wonder if Phlox didn't just hand them the gel... he does
"have a fondness for the human endocrine system."
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Getting from there to here
It's been a long time
but my time is finally here..."
DarkHand
> I disagree. I like it, it's pseudo-entertainment. Besides, what would
> you rather have, crappy classical crap? "Wherever you may go" by the
> calling would have been a good theme, in retrospect.
After thinking about it for a day now, it might just be the video part of
the opening theme that turned me off to the music. After watching the whole
opening, I liked it, but the very first few seconds I was thinking 'did UPN
accidentally switch to Baywatch?'
> It makes you wonder if Phlox didn't just hand them the gel... he does
> "have a fondness for the human endocrine system."
Yeah! 'Ok guys, go into that room and let the ultra violet kill the fungus.
Oh, and heres some lube, too. Have fun.'
Nightbird
> inconsistencies that people are going insane over for no good reason.
> Except for the theme song... That's got to go.
Problem #1: The Theme Song. TOTALLY INCONSISTANT!!!! I want a nice
humble piece of orchestrated music! not some eleveator music shit.
Problem #2: The Laser Shotgun at the start that the farmer had. I mean .
. . honestly!
Problem #3: We did not gte to see teh Vulcan b00bes!
Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so afraid
to use the transporter on people.
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marke
"Nightbird" <mrmoo...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
> rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
> like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so afraid
> to use the transporter on people.
quarks? as in, sub atomic particles?
Fester
Well, technically there ARE quarks in the characters. Trillions upon trillions
of them, no less.
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-- Fester
Idea: Stop drinking varnish.
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Nerefir
> humble piece of orchestrated music! not some eleveator music shit.
It was orchestrated--45 pieces, along with a full-blown opera singer.
> Problem #2: The Laser Shotgun at the start that the farmer had. I mean .
> . . honestly!
Them thar shotguns can blast the Klingots sky-high, goldurnit! Was I
the only one reminded of Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel in that scene?
> Problem #3: We did not gte to see teh Vulcan b00bes!
T'Pol was...er, titillating.
> Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
> rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
Not exactly phasers on the rooftop--Sarin the Suliban gave them to the
heroes.
> like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so afraid
Are you talking about Trip? He's the engineer. Travis is the pilot.
> to use the transporter on people.
Yet they weren't hesitant to use it on the captain. Go figure.
I liked the dog-on-a-spaceship thing. "Here, Porthos, go fetch the
warp core! Good boy!"
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> I saw marke rant about the following:
>>
>>"Nightbird" <mrmoo...@home.com> wrote in message
>>news:3BB388CB...@home.com...
>>
>>> Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
>>> rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
>>> like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so
>>> afraid to use the transporter on people.
>>
>>quarks? as in, sub atomic particles?
>
> Well, technically there ARE quarks in the characters. Trillions upon
> trillions of them, no less.
>
And they have to be little quarks. Big quarks are probably kind of
dangerous.
--
Steve
Surrealism is busy having a martini. Go look somewhere else for a chuckle.
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Dexter
> Nightbird <mrmoo...@home.com> wrote in message
>> Problem #3: We did not gte to see teh Vulcan b00bes!
>
> T'Pol was...er, titillating.
>
*wants to do the Ponfar with her*
>> Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
>> rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
> Not exactly phasers on the rooftop--Sarin the Suliban gave them to the
> heroes.
>> like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so
>> afraid Are you talking about Trip? He's the engineer. Travis is the
>> pilot. to use the transporter on people.
> Yet they weren't hesitant to use it on the captain. Go figure.
>
That's cause it was an emergency and a last ditch effort, stupid!
Dexter
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"El Shooto Del Fuschetto" <jazzf...@hotmail.com.ass> wrote in message
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El Shooto Del Fuschetto
>>> Aside from that though, I loved it, and the phasers akimbo on the
>>> rooftop was wikkid. I also loved the little quarks in the characters,
>> Not exactly phasers on the rooftop--Sarin the Suliban gave them to the
>> heroes.
>>> like the pilot always bumbing into stuff, and how everyone was so
>>> afraid Are you talking about Trip? He's the engineer. Travis is the
>>> pilot. to use the transporter on people.
>> Yet they weren't hesitant to use it on the captain. Go figure.
>>
>
> That's cause it was an emergency and a last ditch effort, stupid!
Ooh, touche`.
Nerefir
> *wants to do the Ponfar with her*
It's pon farr, dummy. You wanna be a Vulcan, say it right.
And tonight is the premiere of the space suits! All right!
More super space action! Did they have space suits on the Original
Series? Star Trek: First Contact was the first time I recall any of
the ST people in a space suit, but I'm probably wrong. The only
Original Series movie I've seen all the way through is The Search for
Spock.
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Nerefir
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Dexter
> Dexter <dext...@uswest.invalid.net> wrote in message
> news:<Xns912AA61083492...@207.225.159.6>...
>
>> *wants to do the Ponfar with her*
>
> It's pon farr, dummy. You wanna be a Vulcan, say it right.
Kindly die.
>
> And tonight is the premiere of the space suits! All right!
>
> More super space action! Did they have space suits on the Original
> Series? Star Trek: First Contact was the first time I recall any of
> the ST people in a space suit, but I'm probably wrong. The only
> Original Series movie I've seen all the way through is The Search for
> Spock.
You are wrong. Stop talking now, please.
El Shooto Del Fuschetto
> Series? Star Trek: First Contact was the first time I recall any of
> the ST people in a space suit, but I'm probably wrong. The only
> Original Series movie I've seen all the way through is The Search for
> Spock.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture showed Spock in a Federation space suit,
IIRC.
Of course, since the costume designer for that film must have been on
crack, it looks stupid.
--
Steve
"That way you have less forces to deal with, and the
problem will be easy to understand.
Also, you will incinerate the solar system."
-Fez
Dexter
> (Nerefir) wrote
>> More super space action! Did they have space suits on the Original
>> Series? Star Trek: First Contact was the first time I recall any of
>> the ST people in a space suit, but I'm probably wrong. The only
>> Original Series movie I've seen all the way through is The Search for
>> Spock.
>
> Star Trek: The Motion Picture showed Spock in a Federation space suit,
> IIRC.
>
> Of course, since the costume designer for that film must have been on
> crack, it looks stupid.
>
They had space suits in the original series. I forget the name of the
episode, but it's the one in which Kirk is phased out of the universe and
Spock learns an important lesson.
El Shooto Del Fuschetto
news:Xns912F9B1EE99CB...@207.225.159.8:
> El Shooto Del Fuschetto's log. Stardate 03 Oct 2001:
>
>> (Nerefir) wrote
>>> More super space action! Did they have space suits on the Original
>>> Series? Star Trek: First Contact was the first time I recall any of
>>> the ST people in a space suit, but I'm probably wrong. The only
>>> Original Series movie I've seen all the way through is The Search for
>>> Spock.
>>
>> Star Trek: The Motion Picture showed Spock in a Federation space suit,
>> IIRC.
>>
>> Of course, since the costume designer for that film must have been on
>> crack, it looks stupid.
>>
>
> They had space suits in the original series. I forget the name of the
> episode, but it's the one in which Kirk is phased out of the universe
> and Spock learns an important lesson.
Damn, buddy. You're describing at least half a dozen episodes right there.
;p
DarkHand
I missed Enterprise today, didn't I :( :(
I was out all day buying stuff for my brothers birthday tomorrow... DAMN
HIM
Fook of The FOO
> inconsistencies that people are going insane over for no good reason.
The Vulcan chick is too... I don't know, pissy? Being logical doesn't
mean being annoying, does it? Is it logical to look like a model,
wear make up etc.? There wasn't any rubber puppets or silly half fish,
half bird characters. What was the cooks name on Voyager? Geez, he
was right out of Sesame Street. And there wasn't any tokens: I really
expected to see a an American Indian with a head dress or maybe a guy
with a turban. But for the most part I guess I liked it.
I'd like to see them behave in a more disciplined manner. I was
talking with the writer who reviews TV for Oddhobby and he pointed out
that in the first S.T., before Spock became the XO, they were very
militaristic... there's a lot of insubordination in Enterprise that
doesn't (shouldn't) make sense in the 'early' missions. I like the
actor, what's his name from Q. Leap. But I don't know, about having a
dog and making the whole thing seem so unprofessional. I guess the
writers are used to writing for Voyager's Capt. Aunt Bea... Mayberry
in space.
If they continue to play fast, loose and dumb they're going to run
into so many "inconsistencies" that no real Trekie is going to want to
bother with it. In other words, if they start out that stupid, it's
only a matter of time before the whole crew should end up dead--that
or every episode is going to have a magic ending... constantly being
saved in the nick of time.
> Except for the theme song... That's got to go.
What the hell were they thinking? Dawson's Star Trek? Maybe they
should have built the ship out of wood and mud.
What do you think about SU2? Better than The Chronicle? The guns are
very stupid... they're huge and they appear out of nowhere like in the
old Batman series where he would reach under his cape and produce an
entire living room set (hyperbole).
Fookleyur
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El Shooto Del Fuschetto
> very stupid... they're huge and they appear out of nowhere like in the
> old Batman series where he would reach under his cape and produce an
> entire living room set (hyperbole).
My favorite was the Bat-zooka, which he pulled out from "behind his back."
"Holy Air-freshener, Batman, why does your Bat-zooka smell like ass?"
--
Steve
"There is no room in Crusades, especially at the command level, for people
who ask 'Why?'"
-Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in the Bunker"
Honest Abe
21:07, El Shooto Del Fuschetto at jazzf...@hotmail.com.ass took its
finger out of its ass and typed:
> fook...@my-deja.com
>> What do you think about SU2? Better than The Chronicle? The guns are
>> very stupid... they're huge and they appear out of nowhere like in the
>> old Batman series where he would reach under his cape and produce an
>> entire living room set (hyperbole).
>
> My favorite was the Bat-zooka, which he pulled out from "behind his back."
>
> "Holy Air-freshener, Batman, why does your Bat-zooka smell like ass?"
>
3 words, bat shark repellant.
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maui
"El Shooto Del Fuschetto" wrote
>
> "Holy Air-freshener, Batman, why does your Bat-zooka smell like ass?"
i see you there
shakin that ass..
~maui
Gadgetfan
>
>
> My favorite was the Bat-zooka, which he pulled out from "behind his back."
>
> "Holy Air-freshener, Batman, why does your Bat-zooka smell like ass?"
>
uote of the month...;-)