Monkey
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his
mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -
whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron.
"He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball
and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks
later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender
is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the
patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures
everything first!"
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This had me in stitches for 10 minits thanx dexter any more to add to this
section
cyborgcommando
will see some more