unbelievable Jethro Tull news
Jason Owen
Rob Allen
>
>David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>
>http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
perhaps she can get together with that girl from Toto and make a new
progressive girl-band.
Rob "it's too late!" Allen
Mox Fulder
he was born on July 2 , 1937? Than he will never have 57 years old like a
man !
Did the same David Palmer who played on several Mike oldfield
such Collaborations ?
Mox Fulder
Dave Pryce
keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
and later said the whole thing was a joke.
I actually believed it, though.
Steven Sullivan
But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
site for some months now.
--
-S.
"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director
w
wrote:
>David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>
>http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
Sick bastard. And there's Iangod, codpiece in tow, rooting "her" on.
She Devil With A Rubber Chicken
Steven Sullivan <ssu...@panix.com> wrote:
>Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
>> This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
>> keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
>> and later said the whole thing was a joke.
>> I actually believed it, though.
>
>But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
>site for some months now.
"THIS is the story of the hare who lost his TESTICLES!"
--
"Nonsense. If your eternal balance is destroyed, | ^ /o\ |\ |\
why did the sun rise? If I'm a demon, why do I | |/\v/--- | |/
have such a headache?" -- Tamora Pierce, | b ^ | | | |
"The Woman Who Rides Like A Man" | | / \ V \| |
Christopher J Currie
> Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
> > This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> > keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
> > and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> > I actually believed it, though.
> But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
> site for some months now.
And even The Scotsman's reporting it (they're *never* wrong, you know).
*
Seriously, this news item is legit.
Christopher
DLC
"Mox Fulder" <MxxF...@wanadoo.fr> wrote in message
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> just a mistake in the birth date on the Paper , Palmer haven't 66 years
old
> he was born on July 2 , 1937? Than he will never have 57 years old like a
> man !
> Did the same David Palmer who played on several Mike oldfield
> such Collaborations ?
>
Easy for you to say.
DLC
"Steven Sullivan" <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in message
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> Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
> > This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> > keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
> > and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> > I actually believed it, though.
>
> But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
> site for some months now.
>
Finally an answer to the burning question - "Did you give it a good shake"?
Jim Wehner
> oldra...@earthlink.net (Jason Owen) wrote:
>>
>>David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>>
>>http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
> perhaps she can get together with that girl from Toto and make a new
> progressive girl-band.
What's this about someone from Toto??? I know the Walter/Wendy Carlos
change. But that's the only "famous" sex change I know about (Renee
Richards doesn't really count, since she was only famous after the change.
Jim
--
Steven Sullivan
Stephen Bruun
news:26cff6a.04012...@posting.google.com...
> David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>
> http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
And people said Tull wasn't a chick band!
I hope they don't retroactively change Palmer's credit in the various
albums. I know that recent pressings of the "Clockwork Orange" soundtrack
are credited to Wendy Carlos, even though he was still Walter Carlos when
the album was first released.
--
To reply, remove YOUR OWN EYES
Stephen Bruun
> site for some months now.
Where? I just now checked www.jethrotull.com. David Palmer's official
biography at
http://j-tull.com/musicians/pastmembers/davidpalmer.html doesn't mention any
dickandballectomy. The "LATEST UPDATE" reads "David does session and work
for movies. He also recently performed with Ian during an orchestral concert
in Brazil."
Steven Sullivan
Liek I said, it's been a topic of discussion there (and was confirmed) for at least
a couple of months. It's where I first heard about it. And of course
Anderson has commented on it in the press. The official comment appears
no longer to be on the site, but then again, neither is Anderson's apology for
his flag comment..and there was a link to that on the site at one
point too.
That 'latest update' was probably not updates cince 2002, btw.
Ted Arthur
"Jason Owen" <oldra...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Jeff Blanks
> just a mistake in the birth date on the Paper , Palmer haven't 66 years old
> he was born on July 2 , 1937? Than he will never have 57 years old like a
> man !
Lying about one's age is fairly common in showbiz among those who feel
the need to do so, y'know. We *are* talking about a *rock band* here,
and if there's one thing a rock'n'roll (i.e., truly young) audience
finds hard to cotton to, it's an old "rookie" ("old" being defined as
"over 30").
--
"There is no excellent beauty which hath not some
strangeness in the proportion." --Sir Francis Bacon
Brother Michael
"Ted Arthur" <tar...@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
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Jethrine Tull now?
bewtifulfreak
I can understand that feeling, particularly if it was just a name change.
But maybe when it comes to a sex change, people feel like that's who they
were all along, that's who really wrote the music, they just couldn't
express it at the time, so they want that to be reflected. I can see both
sides (as I so often do).... :)
--
Ann
A California Yankee in Queen Elizabeth's Court
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/bewtifulfreak
Onkel Petey
>David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>
>http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
>
>
It's like the movie "Normal".
JL
album...
Jorge
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c.j.
> > This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> > keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
> > and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> > I actually believed it, though.
>
> But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
> site for some months now.
Fuckin' A!!!! Steve!!!
So, have you been a moron your whole life, or did you evolve
that way? Christ Steve. Are you THAT stupid??? Wow,
never mind....dumbass.
ca.news.verio.net
hmmmm, guess that makes him more
of a finger'er now than a palm'er ;-)
"Jason Owen" <oldra...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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c.j.
> DLC <stic...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> > "Steven Sullivan" <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in message
> > news:burouv$2nq$1...@reader2.panix.com...
> > > Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
> > > > This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> > > > keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change
operation
> > > > and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> > > > I actually believed it, though.
> > >
> > > But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official
JTull.com
> > > site for some months now.
> > >
>
> > Finally an answer to the burning question - "Did you give it a good
shake"?
>
> If it burns, see a doctor.
Wow, is that what do YOU do, Stever? Do you just pick it and
swallow? Or maybe you just go under the covers and
hope to god the fumes make their way to your nose.
Wow, your farts must smell good.....yeah, that's right,
bitch. Heh, combined data. Right Stevie?
Steven Sullivan
> "Steven Sullivan" <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in message
> news:bus78g$8fm$2...@reader2.panix.com...
> > DLC <stic...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> > > "Steven Sullivan" <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in message
> > > news:burouv$2nq$1...@reader2.panix.com...
> > > > Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
> > > > > This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> > > > > keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change
> operation
> > > > > and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> > > > > I actually believed it, though.
> > > >
> > > > But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official
> JTull.com
> > > > site for some months now.
> > > >
> >
> > > Finally an answer to the burning question - "Did you give it a good
> shake"?
> >
> > If it burns, see a doctor.
> Wow, is that what do YOU do, Stever? Do you just pick it and
> swallow? Or maybe you just go under the covers and
> hope to god the fumes make their way to your nose.
> Wow, your farts must smell good.....yeah, that's right,
> bitch. Heh, combined data. Right Stevie?
er...*right*.
--
-S. "work it, cj!" Sullivan
c.j.
"Steven Sullivan" <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in message
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Why? Why do you even bother? Jesus....you ARE easy
to manipulate. Just stick to what you do best, Steve...nothing.
Stephen Bruun
news:K5iQb.16436$su3....@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com...
So, he's Sick of his Prick.
Stephen Bruun
old
> he was born on July 2 , 1937? Than he will never have 57 years old like a
> man !
Where's the mistake? The article said he was 66 years old, which matches
perfectly with the July 1937 birthdate in his band biography. Who said he
was 57? Ian Anderson is 56, were you thinking of him?
Casey
Steven Sullivan
> > > Wow, is that what do YOU do, Stever? Do you just pick it and
> > > swallow? Or maybe you just go under the covers and
> > > hope to god the fumes make their way to your nose.
> > > Wow, your farts must smell good.....yeah, that's right,
> > > bitch. Heh, combined data. Right Stevie?
> >
> > er...*right*.
> >
> Why? Why do you even bother? Jesus....you ARE easy
> to manipulate. Just stick to what you do best, Steve...nothing.
If you heat a penny 'til it's red-hot, then drop it on
an ice cube, it hops about in furious agitation
while emitting steam and a high-pitched squealing/hissing
sound. I hearby dub this phenomenon 'c.j'
gmelin
Steven Sullivan <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in article
<buudnh$rsl$1...@reader2.panix.com>...
: If you heat a penny 'til it's red-hot, then drop it on
: an ice cube, it hops about in furious agitation
: while emitting steam and a high-pitched squealing/hissing
: sound. I hearby dub this phenomenon 'c.j'
As amusing as that analogy is, let's note that the penny does not in fact
emit steam (unless it's zinc vapor, in which case you've made it a hell of
a lot more than red-hot). Rather it generates steam, which is emitted by
the ice cube.
HTH
--
gmelin
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves
up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
-- Winston Churchill
Lee Gately
> Steven Sullivan <ssu...@panix.com> wrote in article
> <buudnh$rsl$1...@reader2.panix.com>...
> : If you heat a penny 'til it's red-hot, then drop it on
> : an ice cube, it hops about in furious agitation
> : while emitting steam and a high-pitched squealing/hissing
> : sound. I hearby dub this phenomenon 'c.j'
>
> As amusing as that analogy is, let's note that the penny does not in fact
> emit steam (unless it's zinc vapor, in which case you've made it a hell of
> a lot more than red-hot). Rather it generates steam, which is emitted by
> the ice cube.
You can take a chip of "dry-ice" and squish it under a coin to get the
same effect, without the hopping part.
Steven Sullivan
The hopping is an integral part of what makes it 'c.j.', though
MD
> In article <burouv$2nq$1...@reader2.panix.com>,
> Steven Sullivan <ssu...@panix.com> wrote:
> >Dave Pryce <ed...@webtv.net> wrote:
> >> This is suspicious. I think it was less than a year ago that the
> >> keyboard player for Toto announced he was having a sex change operation
> >> and later said the whole thing was a joke.
> >> I actually believed it, though.
> >
> >But this isn't a joke. It 's been talked about on the official JTull.com
> >site for some months now.
>
Wonder if "after all, <he> DID have a spare pairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
A pairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
MD
Rob Allen
there was some false rumor stuff about a guy in Toto doing a change...there
were posts about it here, at the time.
Rob Allen
NP: Billy Sherwood, _No Comment_
JT
> David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>
> http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
Good for Dee.
Jim
JT
> On 23 Jan 2004 08:39:16 -0800, oldra...@earthlink.net (Jason Owen)
> wrote:
>
> >David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
> >
> >http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
>
live and let live...what's so sick about this news...sounds like a
personal decision to me
Jeremy Weissenburger
Gately" <yes...@yesmuseum.org> wrote:
I am suddenly reminded of that Daffy Duck episode where he's a cowboy, and
he's looking for "Nasty Canasta". When they do meet, Canasta has the
bartender make this drink with all this incredibly "hazardous' materials in
it. And when he drops in two ice cubes, they hop out and bounce into a
water bucket.
Jeremy
--
"Be like a stamp: stick to one thing until you get there."
gmelin
Jeremy Weissenburger <jweisse...@comcast.net> wrote in article
<BC391B52.18EE9%jweisse...@comcast.net>...
: I am suddenly reminded of that Daffy Duck episode where he's a cowboy,
and
: he's looking for "Nasty Canasta". When they do meet, Canasta has the
: bartender make this drink with all this incredibly "hazardous' materials
in
: it. And when he drops in two ice cubes, they hop out and bounce into a
: water bucket.
"Drip-Along Daffy." It's on the _Looney Tunes Golden Collection_ dvd set,
which *everyone* should own.
Henry Potts
>Did the same David Palmer who played on several Mike oldfield
>such Collaborations ?
I'm not certain, but he is the same David Palmer who did the
arrangements on _Symphonic Music of Yes_.
--
Henry
Stephen Bruun
news:5AR$fHAnaC...@bondegezou.demon.co.uk...
> I'm not certain, but he is the same David Palmer who did the
> arrangements on _Symphonic Music of Yes_.
Yeah, Jethro Tull's David Palmer is a classically trained conductor and
arranger. Before joining as a full-fledged member in 1976, he did
orchestral arrangements for the band on almost all of their earlier albums.
I think that's him at the beginning of the "Minstrel" album: "My lord and
lady, we have fortuitiously happened upon these strolling players..." and he
appears (dressed as God) on the back cover of the "WarChild" album.
"Symphonic Music of Yes" is one of a series of such albums Palmer has
overseen, beginning with "A Classic Case," which has symphonic arrangements
of Jethro Tull songs (and features performances by four of the band's
then-current members). He's also done albums of symphonic music by the
Police, Genesis (featuring Ian Anderson playing on "I Know What I Like") and
"Sgt. Pepper."
Jeremy Weissenburger
"gmelin" <gme...@earthlinkNOSPAM.net> wrote:
>
>
> Jeremy Weissenburger <jweisse...@comcast.net> wrote in article
> <BC391B52.18EE9%jweisse...@comcast.net>...
> : I am suddenly reminded of that Daffy Duck episode where he's a cowboy,
> and
> : he's looking for "Nasty Canasta". When they do meet, Canasta has the
> : bartender make this drink with all this incredibly "hazardous' materials
> in
> : it. And when he drops in two ice cubes, they hop out and bounce into a
> : water bucket.
>
> "Drip-Along Daffy." It's on the _Looney Tunes Golden Collection_ dvd set,
> which *everyone* should own.
I have it, just couldn't remember the name of that cartoon.
Been watching the Simpsons' 3rd Season DVD Collection recently. Forgotten
how funny some of those old ones were.
Jeremy
--
"If you smile at me, I will understand. That is something everybody
everywhere does in the same language." -- David Crosby
w
>> David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
>>
>> http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
>
>Good for Dee.
>
>Jim
"Dee" has been a queer, a whorefucker, divorced six times and now he
cuts his dick off and you say "Good for Dee"?
Moron.
Ted Kontos
"Mox Fulder" <MxxF...@wanadoo.fr> wrote in message
news:burndg$pfj$1...@news-reader2.wanadoo.fr...
> Did the same David Palmer who played on several Mike oldfield
> such Collaborations ?
>
> Mox Fulder
>
>
>
>
>
> David Palmer makes an "adjustment" late in life...
> http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2444536
>
> perhaps she can get together with that girl from Toto and make a new
> progressive girl-band.
>
> Rob "it's too late!" Allen
>
>
>
>
Stephen Bruun
> > I hope they don't retroactively change Palmer's credit in the various
> > albums. I know that recent pressings of the "Clockwork Orange"
soundtrack
> > are credited to Wendy Carlos, even though he was still Walter Carlos
when
> > the album was first released.
pik <pik-n...@ppiiiiik.com> wrote in message
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> why would something as stupid and trivial as this concern you?
Well, first of all it doesn't concern me *that much.* Who here isn't, at
times, concerned with stupid and trivial things? Consider that this message
appears on newsgroups devoted to rock bands. So already, we're dealing with
a trivial forum. Most of one's decisions in life are trivial ("Which shirt
do I wear today?") but one makes them nonetheless.
A credit change just strikes me as a bit revisionist. It's like saying
"Muhammad Ali" won a gold medal at the 1960 Olympics instead of "Cassius
Clay."
If you're not going
to re-print David Palmer's high school yearbook to list him as "Dee Palmer,"
then it seems to me you shouldn't change his album credits either. When
those albums were
recorded, he was David Palmer. The "Clockwork Orange" soundtrack was
recorded by Walter Carlos, his subsequent wienerectomy notwithstanding.
Heather
lives, especially breaking in a new bra. But, if he's always wanted a
double-barrel slingshot, more power to him.
Roll Tide Roll!!!
Heather
Steven Sullivan
> > Stephen Bruun wrote:
> > > I hope they don't retroactively change Palmer's credit in the various
> > > albums. I know that recent pressings of the "Clockwork Orange"
> soundtrack
> > > are credited to Wendy Carlos, even though he was still Walter Carlos
> when
> > > the album was first released.
> pik <pik-n...@ppiiiiik.com> wrote in message
> news:a25naHRjcng=.346b0f99433bf24526c8a78806bf15e5@1075076622.cotse.net...
> > why would something as stupid and trivial as this concern you?
> Well, first of all it doesn't concern me *that much.*
Second of all, 'pik' is simply the Tull group troll, and you should't waste
effort rebutting whatever it spews.
Agent_C
Anybody publish a picture of he/she/it yet?
A_C
w
<ssu...@panix.com> wrote:
>Second of all, 'pik' is simply the Tull group troll, and you should't waste
>effort rebutting whatever it spews.
And here comes the Queen Of Yes to speak to all things sexually
transfigured.
Figures.
w
<pilate-...@yahoosx.com> wrote:
>> >Good for Dee.
>> >
>> >Jim
>>
>> "Dee" has been a queer, a whorefucker, divorced six times and now he
>> cuts his dick off and you say "Good for Dee"?
>>
>> Moron.
>
>maybe jimbo got dee's cut-off dick and is using it as a pacifier? can
>you imagine the big bucks someone like jackasslyn and leeanus would pay
>for a relic like that?
Throw in a codpiece and they would get divorced and prostrate their
only daughter before Iangod.
Ooops, they already did that.
w
wrote:
>From man to post-menopause. Now, Palmer'll find out how the other half
>lives, especially breaking in a new bra. But, if he's always wanted a
>double-barrel slingshot, more power to him.
"Dee"is an idiot.
>Roll Tide Roll!!!
So are you. Cheaters and hicks make for what you got. Your ass kicked
all around the SEC.
DLC
"Agent_C" <Agent-C-h...@nyc.rr.com> wrote in message
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> This story could be complete bullshit. Just the sort of warped joke Ian
would pull.
>
> Anybody publish a picture of he/she/it yet?
P©WÉ®T©©LMAN ²ºº4
"DLC" <stic...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Oh boy...ain't she lovely??? AAaarrrrgggghhhh! If he had to do it I think he
left it a bit late....Slubsy, she's all yours mate! You & Cov can fight over
her, LOL
Jon~
Agent_C
OMG, what a Hag!
It still could be a hoax... It's hard to imagine sex reassignment
surgery on someone in their 60's -- Just too traumatic. Then again,
maybe she just had the boobies done and is winging it? After all, not
likely anyone's going to actually check.
Any takers?
A_C
bewtifulfreak
As long as she's happy, then it's certainly not too late (particularly since
he was waiting to become a she in deference to his wife), and I say, good
for her.
Agent_C wrote:
> It still could be a hoax... It's hard to imagine sex reassignment
> surgery on someone in their 60's -- Just too traumatic. Then again,
> maybe she just had the boobies done and is winging it? After all, not
> likely anyone's going to actually check.
Sounds like it's been more traumatic to univolved bystanders than it's been
for her....she sounds right pleased with the whole thing, and so she should.
What investment would anyone have in pretending to do something like this,
to get the wonderfully supportive reactions of their fans?? :p
--
Ann
A California Yankee in Queen Elizabeth's Court
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/bewtifulfreak
Agent_C
<bewtif...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>What investment would anyone have in pretending to do something like this,
>to get the wonderfully supportive reactions of their fans?? :p
No, simply to garner some cheap publicity and maybe a few laughs...
A_C
bewtifulfreak
Seems a bit extreme to me, and like a bit of denial on your part, but if you
say so....
w
<bewtif...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Seems a bit extreme to me, and like a bit of denial on your part, but if you
>say so....
When did you start to Xdress?