★★★★★
Pilot 01 for Elm Street Nightmare X∅..
[enter scene]
(mid scene rolling ent.)
sassy black girl: I don't believe in you nigger!
Freddy K.: (sighs, looks down.., looks up..) Yeah, I don't believe in me either these days,.. ... ...at least not like I used to,.. ... ..but I have this glove and itchy sweater to motivate me bitch.
(freddy stabs sassy while cam pans to face to face closeup rather than gore shot.)
[end scene]
Happy New Year!