Help with these lyrics

[Julian Burns]

Please could anyone tell me the artist and song title of any of these
lyrics:

1. See my tailor, he's called Simon I know its going to fit

2. Homey, gold, jewels, money, women, wine,carpet shine

3. You found the secret code I used to wash away my lonely blues

4. You know wed never get far running around in a stolen police car

5. Stand and deliver or the devil he may take you

6. Who's the cat that wont cop out when there's danger all about

7. If I had myself a flying giraffe you'd have one in a box with a window

8. Everyday I day wake up and its Sunday

9. Just like hypnotising the chickens

10. Put your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts

11. Space craft spinning slowly out of sight

12. My head's spinning, boy I'm in a daze

13. A silent wish sails the seven seas

14. Caught making love on the bathroom floor