Back in 1985, when he was writing for what would become the Polka Party! album, Weird Al came up with the idea to write lyrics to instrumental TV theme songs. He always liked the theme to the short-lived Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour, which by then had been adopted by The Price is Right as prize music. He came up with the idea to turn it into a song about the Care Bears Movie, and recorded a rough demo with unfinished lyrics. Rick Derringer and the Scotti Bros. suits rejected this idea, saying that nobody would get it, but you can listen to it here.
(Ignore the attributions to some guy named Erik, this really is Weird Al!)