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CAKEFINGER SET OUT TO BE WEEN's YETI

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DEANER76

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Apr 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/7/99
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cakefinger, age unknown, is going to be ween's trusty yeti. Before a few hours
ago, mr finger had no idea what a yeti was. He actually even mocked the yeti. I
told him the following:
DEANER76: i have a friend who has a gun
DEANER76: and he's obsessed with the yeti motherfucker
DEANER76: do you want him to go to your house and shoot you because you
dissed the yeti?
Cakefinger: no
DEANER76: then praise the yeti and they won't
DEANER76: do it
DEANER76: praise the yeti

cakefinger intially refused to praise the yeti, because he had no idea what a
yeti was. he said:
Cakefinger: what is that anyway
in reference to the yeti.
i continued:

DEANER76: you have to praise the yeti more
Cakefinger: i wont say you tole me
and told him about the yeti
DEANER76: here is what a yeti is:
Cakefinger: like how
DEANER76: it's a big snow man
DEANER76: who lives in the mountains
DEANER76: but it's an evil snowman
DEANER76: and it's really hairy
DEANER76: and looks like the sasquatch
DEANER76: but it lives in the snow
Cakefinger: what about it though
DEANER76: you have to praise it or my friend says he'll shoot you
DEANER76: tell me how great the yeti is
Cakefinger: the yeti is great better than sasquatch or ooba the horned
beast of africa
Cakefinger: there
DEANER76: more please, i need to feel your passion for the yeti
Cakefinger: even better than loggo the marauding centipede and his
crossdressing sidekick tojo the monky

cakefinger was immediately captured by the idea of the yeti and he spoke of
ween having one of their own:


Cakefinger: itd be funny is they had chewie on stage to dance around
just a big furry creautre that danced and groaned real loud while they were
rocking out would be cool

i then told him my idea:
DEANER76: i have an idea
Cakefinger: ok
DEANER76: write to ween, and ask them if you can dress up as their yeti
Cakefinger: ill write them

and i asked him about what it would be like to be the yeti:

DEANER76: what would you do if you were their yeti?
he didn't answer
but he did say:

Cakefinger:i would be the stupid yeti thing thats so funny but id do it

it looks like ween might have a yeti on their next tour. ween, if you are out
there, cakefinger would make a great yeti!


A Pudd Steppah

Brimley

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Apr 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/7/99
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I just want to throw in my complete support for Cakey's role as WeeN's
new yeti go go dancer. I'll personally pay for the costume, if needs
be.

Cakefinger: the yeti is great better than sasquatch or ooba the
horned beast of africa

damn straight,
Brim

EyeSucker

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Apr 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/7/99
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Oh, man, they better come to Lawrence KS this summer then. I gots ta see
YetiFinger.

New quote:

> Cakefinger: even better than loggo the marauding centipede and his
>crossdressing sidekick tojo the monky

Oh man, I love this guy!

dan
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I got my mojo risin', There's a poodle in my stroodle."
----Space Ghost

Nathan Sparks

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Apr 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/7/99
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where can i meet him?

Mad Hatter (Shane)

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Apr 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/9/99
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DEANER76 wrote:

>
> it looks like ween might have a yeti on their next tour. ween, if you are out
> there, cakefinger would make a great yeti!
>

Will there be CakeYeti action figures and SasquatchFinger T-shirts available at the
shows?

--

-Shane (http://www.primenet.com/~watsonaz)

"When you're not desperate, the world comes to you."

jk.n...@gmail.com

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