Uncle Eddie

[CIP]

There was this guy from the Philly area known as Uncle Eddie. He used to
pay kids to shit their pants and sell him their soiled underwear. They
found hundreds of ziplocks of poo poo is his house. Anyone remember this
guy? Or sell him your underwear for a pack of smokes?

[Jeff Coleman]

I heard about Uncle Eddie from a guy I used to go to school with from
Philly! That's some crazy shit!

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[CIP]

My friend just told me he used to get under a glass table and have someone
drop a load on it.

[BretHartWo]

Uncle Eddie did not live in Philly he lived down the street from me here in
Upper Darby, outside of Philadelphia. I never sold him any soiled underwear or
the likes because I was too young. I was 7 when they busted him. I do know a
couple of older guys who use to sell them their soiled underwear. And he would
have a fresh pack for them to take home!
Now a friend of mine who use to sell pot(this was like two months ago) sold to
some kid who said his friends were getting money to piss on some guy so look
out for a new uncle eddie.
Where are you'll at that you's know about this, I thought Upper Darby cops
suppress all stories

[Floyd Scheisskopf]

I'm the uncle eddie of the 21st century

[Maenad]

I think "Uncle" Eddie Savitz was his full name, and I was always upset
that I didn't live closer to Philly at the time (I was too young to
have a driver's license) because I could certainly go for selling some
of my poo-poo shorts to some old pervert for money. I needed money for
X-Men comics and Ween CDs.

Eli

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[DD1552]

i remember good 'ole uncle eddie. i used to go see this punk band in philly
called love gutter that had a really cool song about eddie. "Get set, Get
ready, For a date with uncle eddie"

[mao]

I thought he lived on rittenhouse square.

[Garett Greenig]

I thought for sure that he lived in South West, anyway I've met several
people from Philly and also someone from as far away as Lindenwald,NJ
that claimed that they gave up some underwear for cash to Uncle Eddie.
All claimed the exchange went down something like this: knocked on door
with underwear in Pizza box, Eddie answers and takes box, gave them cash
(up to $50) and fresh underwear. They all pretty much said the same
thing with little variations.

And on another note I used to go to tech school with this older dude
from South Philly that claimed that this guy approached him and some
friends on the street and paid them to come up to his apartment where he
got buck naked and gave them a bucket of golf balls. They were then
instructed to throw the golf balls at him as hard as they could while he
masturbated. I don't remember how much he claimed they got paid for
this, or if this is a true story (he swore it was true), but it is very
amusing anyway!!!

These things do not surprise me really, there are many a freak in
Philthadelphia, and not just people with blue hair and body piercings.
These are psuedo-freaks in my eyes just looking for attention. The real
freaks are these demons who do things that most of us would not even
imagine.
-Gary

[mao]

no shit man. philadelphia has one of the most sickening, rotten vibes goin'
down. I lived there 1988-92 and it was harsh. real desperate living.

[Mister Beefy]

yeah, and there's a house with broken glass on it...

[Floyd Scheisskopf]

>desperate living.

It's just like the John Walters Movie...oh no thats Baltimore

[Darrah- The Shower Queen]

yeah, it was baltimore, and it is John Waters... I didn't think anyone else had
even heard of that movie.... some seriously fucked up shit!!!! I can't think
of a more fucked up moovies...worse than a clockwise orange even.............

"Go home to your mother.
Tell her I'm not running some
Communist day care center.
Tell your mother I hate her,
Tell you mother i hate you!"

and of course the telephone converstaion....
"hello?
What number are you calling?
You've dialed the wrong number!
Sorry?
How will you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate
you. You your husband, you kids your relatives."

Darrah

[Brimley]

John Waters is great- the true king of the shock film.
Did anybody else catch the story about Devine on the Sundance channel
(or was it IFC...). Sad story, that.

-Brim

On 04 Nov 1999 06:26:44 GMT, boogn...@aol.comNoSpam (Darrah- The

[Pants]

is that the naked guys on pogo syicks movie? I got some seriously deranged
nightmares from that shit.

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[Darrah- The Shower Queen]

that's the one
Darrah

[Chango13]

Polyester's my favorite. When Tab Hunter reveals his "true self" and has the
daughter hauled off to the massage parlor and the son taken away to some
freaked out gay bondage place. Also, when the son's out in front of the grocery
store, stomping on housewive's feet as they come out. Oh, yeah, and Divine's
former maid who inherited a ton of money, she is definately the worst actress
in the world, and she is awesome. Horrible, freakish, wonderful, funny shit...

[Garett Greenig]

I saw Pink Flamingoes when I was like 12 or 13...hmm this may explain
some of my issues.-Gary

CIP wrote:
>
> Yes I know I'm a freak because I know this movie well. It's called
> Pink Flamingoes. Rent it, Buy it, See it, Love it. Nothing is better
> than a 400 pound woman wearing a tu- tu sitting in a playpen, slapping
> sunny-side up eggs on her tits, except maybe watching Devine eat
> poodle shit and gag. Either way you can choose, if you rent this
> timeless classic. Also Pecker is a real good one that takes place in
> Baltimore. I don't know if that is the one you are referring to...
>
> Darrah- The Shower Queen wrote:
>
> > that's the one
> > Darrah

[MHWKJONES]

i like the part where the cop stops the maid and the crazy lady in desperate
living and he puts on there panties and he's like gimmie a kiss....hehe that
movie was crazy

the kids are having sex ! oh god shes' pregnant. (something like that)

[CIP]

[slave1]

oh im so pleased john is a thread on here now..wheeee
ive been out of the swing of things in the newsgroup for about a week...but
john waters makes the greatest trashy films. i personally like pink flamingos
more than desperate living but they're both seriously fucked. i got lucky
enough to catch john waters on a yahoo chat sometime early this year/late last
year. i asked him what the inspiration for "the chicken scene" was...hehe. i
think that one almost disturbed me. but it's wonderful. i also asked where
they got that guy for the birthday party scene with the uhm..."interesting
talent". to the last part he replied..."oh you mean the man with the singing
anus?"
haha
so whenever u watch that movie again
just think of him as the man with the singing anus. and i also learned that
thing he's doing is supposedly a yoga exercise...so john said anyway.
but anyway...pecker was pretty decent i thought. but pink flamingos will
forever be my fav. it just rocks on so many morbid...twisted...disgusting
levels. filth at it's finest. =)
i caught that special on divine a few weeks ago too..definately sad....died
right before he woulda started his role on married with children. sad sad sad

and remember PETA...it wasn't cruelty to animals, they ate the chicken
afterwards.
actually..if any of you care...his answer to the chicken inspiration was
this...

every day as they drove to the set they passed some store that served "freshly
killed chicken" as the sign read. so one day they stopped and bought one
still alive. and seemed to feel strongly that he did the chicken a favor
kuz he said before the chicken got killed and eaten...it got to be in a
movie..and get fucked by cookie...
so according to him they made it's life better.
and i guess the set wasn't much for catering..heh
so they got to eat too
everyone's happy...
err...or something

slave1

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>Yes I know I'm a freak because I know this movie well. It's called
>Pink Flamingoes. Rent it, Buy it, See it, Love it. Nothing is better
>than a 400 pound woman wearing a tu- tu sitting in a playpen, slapping
>sunny-side up eggs on her tits, except maybe watching Devine eat poodle
>shit and gag. Either way you can choose, if you rent this timeless
>classic. Also Pecker is a real good one that takes place in Baltimore. I
>don't know if that is the one you are referring to...
>

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[Tacofinger]

>Dude, he fucked that chicken in half then wiped the warm, bloody carcass
>all over his girlfriends pussy and then fucked her...and he thinks he did
>that chicken a favor?

i have to see this movie

[MorgueInc]

No thats a man with his priorities straight!