BOING-(Your version)
if theres a smooth as a petal
let it shit on the sink and let down
rip apart van winkle let him shit on the shingle le down
would you like to do a boing
she's a fine loving women
and i'd like to see her weaker
she's a rooty toot cute
wiht a piggy in the middle
would you like to do a boing
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BOING- (the real lyrics)
You know she's smooth as a poodle eatin' shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip-rip-rip Van Winkle eatin' shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing boing? Boing?
She's a fun lovin' woman and I love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty toot cute with a piggy in the middle
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing? Boing?
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Here's my personal favorite though:
SORRY CHARLIE-(your version)
takes 2 against 3 your left handed
names float apart at the seems
the nshe left and you took everything
and when she left you had shattered dreams
and now your at home and sleeping
christ how did it come to this
hold onto those who tought were your loved ones
and beat the ones you missed
and now yoru standing at the station
traying to take variety got to give
oh man i'm so sorry charlie
i got my own life to live
just call your friends at college
wonder why you didn't stay
and my past is coming down soon chuck
he's drunk so you can't stay
no you can't stay
you did nothing to deserve this
got 10 years to treat you square
let it all slip through you fingers
yet it all seems so unfair
and your girlfriend she's in high school
she says she loves you alot
oh no she can't support you
so you better sell more pot
and now your standing
rying to take more theni got to give
holding out so sorry charlie
i got my own life to live
so you just call your friends at college
wonder why you didn't stay
and my past is coming down soon chuck
he's drunk so you can't stay, no you can't stay
sorry charlie
sorry charlie
ow!
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Sorry Charlie-(the real deal)
Things didn't work out the way you had planned it
Things fell apart at the seams
What's yours is what you took with you
What you have has shattered their dreams
And now you're cold and sleepy-Christ how did it come to this?
Hold on to those you thought were your loved ones
They'll be the ones you miss
And now you're standing at the station-Tryin' to take what I ain't got
to give, Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie-I got my own life to live
Just Call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is comin' down soon Chuck
He's drunk and you can't stay-no you can't stay
You did nothin' to deserve this-God didn't treat you square
Oh it all slipped through your fingers-and it all seems so unfair
And your girlfriend she's in high school
She says she loves you alot
Lord knows she can't support you so you better sell more pot
And now you're standing at the station-Tryin' to take what I ain't got
to give, Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie-I got my own life to live
Just Call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is comin' down soon Chuck
He's drunk and you can't stay-no you can't stay
Sorry charlie.............
Sorry for this long ass message, but reading this shit is killing me.
It's probably our own damn fault for not putting the lyrics on the
album anyway. sincerely,
-dean ween
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gene email: tur...@webtv.net
tape tradin' page:
http://members.tripod.com/~NippyWiffle/index.html
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In the words of the immortal Ween:
"Besides, if we decide to screw you for 2 dollars, you didn't really lose
out that bad anyways."
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Rian Rutherford, the XVIIIMVZ
gar...@teleport.com
"I could always tell my parents hated me,
my bathtub playtoys were a toaster and a hair dryer!"
-Rodney Dangerfield