poo poo
Big Daddy J
masturbation that I don't even get up to shit, and after a lengthy series of
increasingly juicy farts, a little turd (like a turtle head) pokes out of my
asshole. I've noticed, through trial and error, that if you just keep
sitting there and let it dry, it turns into a hard 'turdcake' that can
easily be peeled away without the normal fussy poo poo mess. You don't even
have to wipe! Just plop the little brick in the commode and flush. And
because the turd comes out naturally, with minimal grunting, it eases my
hemmorhoids. Also makes a great toy for kids and dogs.
Moanin Lisa
;-)
Note to BDJ: Look Humper dink waffle scrotum, this is a joke. Don't
you DARE send me a terd.
I have to tell him that because he really will!!! He's the kind of guy
that would go to Jack in the Box and get a Millennium Jack Ball, strip
it of it's ensemble, and dress up the terd instead. Then mail it to me
for my car antennae!
Moanin Lisa
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Graham
yes!!!! now i know what to get my grandma for christmas!
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Mister Beefy
Moanin Lisa
North, so I knew only a few people might get this. Anyway, a Jack Ball
is a ridiculous antennae ornament. It's a ball with eyes, a nose, and a
hat. For the new year though, they have put a party hat on him and have
streamers hanging from its mouth. Happy New Year.
Moanin Lisa
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Scot Cummings
chick at the drive-thru asked, 'if i wanted jack-sauce on my burger?'.
i said, 'hell fucking no!'. i later found out, jack-sauce is similar to
1000 island dressing. though at the time, i thought she was fucking
insane...
MorgueInc
it sometimes late at night. Wah.
Scot Cummings
for the ocassional late night, drunken snack in the crack drive-thru
run.
mmmmm...super tacos...mmmmm
Mister Beefy
That's the only thing I've missed eating since giving up red meat.
Chango13
>mmmmm...super tacos...mmmmm
Scot Cummings
mmmmmmmmm...chocolate shakes...mmmmmmm
cip
or very early 80's. They killed people and children with spoiled meat. I
haven't seen one since.
Side note, The vacant place was bought out by Pat's Dogs.
Cinderella the local bar band glam-rock hair boys (that Seamus worshiped
in H.S.)before they became famous, made a commercial for this place.
They were dressed like; well like Seamus, rocking out singing "Pat's
Dogs, Pat's Chili Dogs!" I could have sold the video for thousands to
Mtv during the eighties. Now I don't think You could get a gob of spit
for it.
(Sorry Jimmy), CIP
Moanin Lisa
they all shut down for that very reason. I forgot about that! My
brother, who still lives in Chicago with pizza, and beef sandwiches, and
bagels, always wants me to bring him Jack Tacos. He lives in Chicago !
And he wants ME to bring him a nasty ass taco from a Dallas Jacks. To
each their own.
m.lisa
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Scot Cummings
mmm....deep fried tacos, what a concept!
Dr.Jimmy
A hundred years a day in the theatre.....and a Weeee OOOOOOO
Yeah, I went out once or twice ...and all I did was step in Poo Poo, or
Perfume...
ED HALL, 1988
Um sorry, for what, Cip???......I don't get it?
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Dr.Jimmy
Fat Greasy Cowboy-
Dr. J
Moanin Lisa wrote in message <385A6D1C...@home.com>...
>That's true. Snack in the Crack was in Chicago in the late 70's and
>they all shut down for that very reason. I forgot about that! My
>brother, who still lives in Chicago with pizza, and beef sandwiches, and
>bagels, always wants me to bring him Jack Tacos. He lives in Chicago !
>And he wants ME to bring him a nasty ass taco from a Dallas Jacks. To
>each their own.
>
>m.lisa
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>cip wrote:
>>
White T
> "schicken".
I think that's "Chiken®", and for an extra $.30 they'll top it with "cheez®"
Btw - 2:30am, on the way home from the bar, blow right past Jack in the
Box...on to Whatabooger for Taquitos!!!! The perfect drunken food.
White T
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MorgueInc
genetics class discussing various vectors that communicate pathogens. I could
have used you as an example of a vector!
I always preferred the terriyaki bowls, myself, with the mystery meat
"schicken".
Chango13
goddamm. I used to love when those motherfuckers would cover themselves in
flour and go apeshit. Garry and Larry uber alles!
Chango13
you're probably Hangin' out at Trees most of the time, yeah? Well the best
drunk food you can get is Henderson's Chicken Shack on, oh shit, I can't
remember now. Aw fuck, I lived in that goddamned city for 27 years and I can't
remember?!? Shit, it's ummm, Live Oak, I think, you gotta take a right off
Central on your way home from Deep Ellum, but I can't remember exactly where.
Anyway, ask around, someone'll know. Best fuckin' fried chicken in the world,
open 24 hours, served up in one basket with fries, white bread, pickles, and a
Jalopeño. GODDAMN IT'S GOOD AT 3AM! Anyway, I'll be in town for Christmas, I'll
probably be at the Horton Heat show that night, maybe we'll hook up, slobbering
drunk and speak in absolutely incoherent phrases that noone, including
ourselves, understands, praise Boognish...
Dr.Jimmy
drums like King Coffey......Larry just got back recently from teaching
English in Thailand with his wife Linda....and Gary was in Moistfist for
awhile......and he's a carpenter....
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Jimmy?