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Is Wolfie's overweight problem the reason?

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BigStick

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Jul 3, 2012, 12:14:11 PM7/3/12
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The kid is a "Tub of Lard".

Seriously, being fat and going on a "major" tour is not a recipe for
success.

You have to be "fit" to lift that heavy bass guitar and play for 90 minutes,
every third day or fourth day of the week ...

Poor Poor Wolife.
He was born with the FATSO gene.


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BigStick

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Jul 3, 2012, 12:15:55 PM7/3/12
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I'm sure Valerie is giving Eddie a earful!

Oh dear


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Tattoo Vampire

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Jul 3, 2012, 6:16:00 PM7/3/12
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BigStick wrote:

> You have to be "fit" to lift that heavy bass guitar and play for 90 minutes,
> every third day or fourth day of the week ...

Gene Simmons does and he's hardly fit. :-D
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Clocky

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Jul 4, 2012, 7:36:16 AM7/4/12
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BigStick wrote:
> The kid is a "Tub of Lard".
>
> Seriously, being fat and going on a "major" tour is not a recipe for
> success.
>
> You have to be "fit" to lift that heavy bass guitar and play for 90
> minutes, every third day or fourth day of the week ...
>
> Poor Poor Wolife.
> He was born with the FATSO gene.
>

What is Hagar's excuse for being obese?


BigStick

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Jul 4, 2012, 1:37:42 PM7/4/12
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>What is Hagar's excuse for being obese?

He may be on the "pudgy" side, but I wouldn't call Hagar "obese"

Wolfie, on the other hand, is a fat cow.



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Tattoo Vampire

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Jul 4, 2012, 8:53:35 PM7/4/12
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Clocky wrote:

> What is Hagar's excuse for being obese?

Countless gallons of tequila?

Tattoo Vampire

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Jul 4, 2012, 8:54:24 PM7/4/12
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Robin K. Banks wrote:

> Leslie West had a heavy era in more ways than one. Lots of heavy rockers.
> BTO wasn't exactly starvin'.

One reviewer in the old Rock Scene magazine referred to BTO as
Bachman-Turner Overweight.

IGB

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Jul 6, 2012, 2:46:03 AM7/6/12
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Anyone would look fat standing next to Ed and Dave as well. Wolf is
just a big healthy kid.

I met Billy Sheehan back in 1988 and the guy was thinner and smaller
than a very petite young girl. I was shocked. These guys look chubby
if they have even just a few pounds of extra weight on them. Just look
at Ed since he got his health back.

Hagar has a pot belly and sometimes his face bloats and pushes those
beedy eyes together. Why do you think he hides behind sunglasses, a
beard and shaggy hair all the time?




"My son Wolfgang plays drums, guitars and bass. This kid is fucking
dangerous. My son is in and Sobolewski can do whatever he wants.
Michael Sobolewski is out touring with ‘the little red rocker’ … I
mean the little red worm. They're both kind of chubby. I think they're
a little wider than they are tall. They're out there selling hot sauce
and tequila. It ain't about the music. It was simple, they didn't show
up, but Wolfie showed up. The tree doesn't fall far from the nut.” -
Eddie Van Halen

Clocky

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Jul 8, 2012, 8:53:23 PM7/8/12
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IGB wrote:
> On Tue, 3 Jul 2012 09:14:11 -0700, "BigStick"
> <joejoe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> The kid is a "Tub of Lard".
>>
>> Seriously, being fat and going on a "major" tour is not a recipe for
>> success.
>>
>> You have to be "fit" to lift that heavy bass guitar and play for 90
>> minutes, every third day or fourth day of the week ...
>>
>> Poor Poor Wolife.
>> He was born with the FATSO gene.
>>
>>
>> **BIGstick**
>>
>> When one person suffers from a delusion, it's called insanity. When
>> many people suffer from a delusion it's called Religion.
>>
>
>
>
> Anyone would look fat standing next to Ed and Dave as well. Wolf is
> just a big healthy kid.

There is nothing healthy about being overweight at a young age, and Wolf is
a bit overweight (beyond genetics).


The Mighty TB

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Jul 8, 2012, 10:03:23 PM7/8/12
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Clocky wrote:
>>
>> Anyone would look fat standing next to Ed and Dave as well. Wolf is
>> just a big healthy kid.
>
> There is nothing healthy about being overweight at a young age, and Wolf is
> a bit overweight (beyond genetics).

Like Michael Anthony was the picture of health.

Really, who cares if Wolfgang is fat, skinny, too short or bald? If he can play the songs (which he has ably demonstrated) that's all that matters. At least he isn't falling off the stage or guest hosting American Idol.

T.B.

Clocky

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Jul 8, 2012, 10:23:32 PM7/8/12
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The Mighty TB wrote:
> Clocky wrote:
>>>
>>> Anyone would look fat standing next to Ed and Dave as well. Wolf is
>>> just a big healthy kid.
>>
>> There is nothing healthy about being overweight at a young age, and
>> Wolf is a bit overweight (beyond genetics).
>
> Like Michael Anthony was the picture of health.
>
> Really, who cares if Wolfgang is fat, skinny, too short or bald? If
> he can play the songs (which he has ably demonstrated) that's all
> that matters.

Indeed, and I for one think he more than holds his own. For one, that stupid
and utterly boring bass solo spot is gone from the show and that is a
definite improvement.

At least he isn't falling off the stage or guest
> hosting American Idol.

Haha, at least not yet.


IGB

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Jul 9, 2012, 2:13:04 AM7/9/12
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On Mon, 9 Jul 2012 08:53:23 +0800, "Clocky" <not...@happen.com>
wrote:
Alex's son is an athlete... but looks more like Dave.

http://www.cubuffs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=600&ATCLID=205437789


The Mighty TB

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Jul 9, 2012, 7:38:24 PM7/9/12
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IGB wrote:

(snip)

> Alex's son is an athlete... but looks more like Dave.
>
> http://www.cubuffs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=600&ATCLID=205437789

How funny is it that he wears big ol' 80's style sun glasses (while running a race no less) like his dad?

T.B.

CG

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Jul 9, 2012, 11:11:10 PM7/9/12
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On Jul 8, 10:03 pm, The Mighty TB <x...@xxx.com> wrote:
>At least he isn't falling off the stage or guest hosting American Idol.

LOL
Shazam!

But really, Tyler has been an embarrassment for the past 20 years or
so.

IGB

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Jul 10, 2012, 7:24:18 PM7/10/12
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Like Wolfie putting his daddy's stripes on his bass, Aric wears his
daddy's glasses.

xxx

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Jul 15, 2012, 5:02:11 AM7/15/12
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i went back and started listening to the new album again after taking a break from it for awhile and it still sounds like an EEAS quality dave solo album with eddie playing guitar. there's something missing from it being a true VH album and it's definitely mike's missing harmonies. it's a fucking shame they gave him the boot. eddie's such a petty fucking asshole.

Clocky

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Jul 20, 2012, 12:56:05 AM7/20/12
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Mike who?


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