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Sals...@webtv.net

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Feb 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/4/99
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"early this morning the lead singer of the rock group "TOOL" was found
dead in his LA residence face down on his bed apperantly having choked
to death on his own seman. Details are sketchy at this time, altthough
police say he was not murdered and they do believe at this time the
seman was his own" -AP


Justin Reed

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Feb 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/5/99
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You know what is the funniest thing about this email is? Maynard lives
in Jerome, Arizona and not in Los Angeles. Funny thing how stupid queer
bait fucking cock suckers come on this NG and try to make up their own
shit like how Maynard has AIDS and how Tool sacrifices teenagers and drink
their blood in order to further the album writing process. What a crock of
shit. This incompetent piece of shit has no piece of mind or any place on
the face of the earth so I would assume it a nice gesture to discard
anything this hermaphrodite has to say about the greatest rock band of our
time. Fuck 'em all. Later.

-JR

ka0s

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Feb 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/5/99
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No fuckin shit, and at the worst he has to give the credit to a good
magazine. He could have given the credit to MTV or something, someone
that sucks. AP is actually good.


On Fri, 05 Feb 1999 01:44:54 -0800, Justin Reed <ree...@plu.edu>
wrote:

3vad

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Justin Reed wrote:

> You know what is the funniest thing about this email is? Maynard lives
> in Jerome, Arizona and not in Los Angeles.

i agree completely with your post, but maynard prob. is in l.a. right now for
writing/rehearsal for the new album...

Shane M. Brouse

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Feb 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/5/99
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Justin Reed (ree...@plu.edu) writes:
> You know what is the funniest thing about this email is? Maynard lives
> in Jerome, Arizona and not in Los Angeles

Due to the nature of Maynard's profession, he lives wherever he's working.

shane-tdn.

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Shane M. Brouse

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ka0s (ka...@deathsdoor.com) writes:
> at the worst he has to give the credit to a good magazine.

AP is better known as an acronym for Associated Press
(http://www.associatedpress.com), a news wire service.

matthew reed

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Feb 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/5/99
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this is the exact kind of shit i was talking about.

In article <10623-36...@newsd-153.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,

Mark Jacobson

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Feb 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/5/99
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Maynard never fully gave up his North Hollywood residence. He still
resides there from time to time.
Mostly for work reasons, as Shane pointed out (indirectly).
-Jr.

Justin Reed wrote:
>
> You know what is the funniest thing about this email is? Maynard lives

> in Jerome, Arizona and not in Los Angeles. Funny thing how stupid queer


> bait fucking cock suckers come on this NG and try to make up their own
> shit like how Maynard has AIDS and how Tool sacrifices teenagers and drink
> their blood in order to further the album writing process. What a crock of
> shit. This incompetent piece of shit has no piece of mind or any place on
> the face of the earth so I would assume it a nice gesture to discard
> anything this hermaphrodite has to say about the greatest rock band of our
> time. Fuck 'em all. Later.
>
> -JR
>

ka0s

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ahh, i always refered to it as alternative press


On 5 Feb 1999 16:51:57 GMT, aj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Shane M.

Kriztufer

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This message came from someone on WebTV.

Enough Said!


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Paco

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~"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead" ~

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Chris Poehls

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Feb 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/7/99
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hey, I'm sorry but I don't think anyone will take you serious if you
can't spell "semen" correctly

nightwolf

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Feb 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/7/99
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Wow! I didn't know that Maynard has his own seaman. Maybe the next album
will contain shitloads of cool nautical references. What I don't understand
is the psychological motivation for posting something like that? Is is
something to get attention, or is just that American fascination with
whatever is morbid and dark?

FourDegrez

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Feb 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/7/99
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>Is is
>something to get attention, or is just that American fascination with
>whatever is morbid and dark?

I'd say it's just ignorance.

It's the American way,


~Rain~
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/2134

SozaToruno

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Feb 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/9/99
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YOUR A SICK FUCK!!!!
!>apperantly having choked

Lucifloyd

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Feb 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/10/99
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Sals...@webtv.net wrote in message
<10623-36...@newsd-153.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
"early this morning the lead singer of the rock group "TOOL" was found
dead in his LA residence face down on his bed apperantly having choked
to death on his own seman. Details are sketchy at this time, altthough
police say he was not murdered and they do believe at this time the
seman was his own" -AP


If I had to pick a way to die, this might be one of them...if only I were
that flexible...and, if you're going to choke to death on semen, it's
probably better that it's your own rather than someone else's. But that's
just my opinion.

Lucifloyd.

den

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Feb 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/12/99
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Dude, its called a 'troll'. Its when they post stuff they know the people
in the NG will be pissed off about and get a hard on from their 'angry'
response/ Why give him the satisfaction?


In article <36BABD95...@plu.edu>, Justin Reed <ree...@plu.edu> wrote:

> You know what is the funniest thing about this email is? Maynard lives
> in Jerome, Arizona and not in Los Angeles. Funny thing how stupid queer
> bait fucking cock suckers come on this NG and try to make up their own
> shit like how Maynard has AIDS and how Tool sacrifices teenagers and drink
> their blood in order to further the album writing process. What a crock of
> shit. This incompetent piece of shit has no piece of mind or any place on
> the face of the earth so I would assume it a nice gesture to discard
> anything this hermaphrodite has to say about the greatest rock band of our
> time. Fuck 'em all. Later.
>
> -JR
>
> Sals...@webtv.net wrote:
>

> > "early this morning the lead singer of the rock group "TOOL" was found
> > dead in his LA residence face down on his bed apperantly having choked
> > to death on his own seman. Details are sketchy at this time, altthough
> > police say he was not murdered and they do believe at this time the
> > seman was his own" -AP

--
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a
speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed
right off the stage. They're just not ready.-- Deep Thoughts by Jack
Handey

FourDegrez

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Feb 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/12/99
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>Dude, its called a 'troll'.

Dude? dude. DUDE! DUDE?! DuDe. dUdE... dude?

oh, i get it.

~Rain~
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Disco/2134

Tom Wojcik

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Feb 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/13/99
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As long as they kill the stupid little fucks with the big 50 size pants ,
thats fine by me.
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