2000-2001 Stanley Cup Champions are POOFSTEURS!
Doktor Pete
<3B2EC553...@mollusk.bungmunch.com>:
>Wu Wu Meng wrote:
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>> i need new boots <joe...@kidleopard.com> wrote:
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>> > On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 21:35:04 -0500, "His AssHoliness, Raoul
>> > Xemblinosky" <rao...@mollusk.bungmunch.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >i need new boots wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 16:50:02 -0400, " Mutant" <Mut...@hotmail.com>
>> > >> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Upa Nahasapeemapetilon <party_...@thecementpond.com> wrote in message
>> > >> >news:9glob2$ir3$0...@pita.alt.net...
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> "His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky" <rao...@mollusk.bungmunch.com>
>> > >> >wrote in > message news:3B2E2BB6...@mollusk.bungmunch.com... > >
>> > >> >i need new boots wrote: > > > > > > WeeSaul wrote: > > > > > > > >
>> > >> >"His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky" <rao...@mollusk.bungmunch.com> >
>> > >> >wrote in message news:<3B2DD94C...@mollusk.bungmunch.com>... > >
>> > >> >> > > Per wrote: > > > > > > > > > > i need new boots wrote: > > > > >
>> > >> >> > > > > > > > On 16 Jun 2001 11:10:23 -0700, >
>> > >> >wicked_...@my-deja.com > > > > > > (wicked_gravity) wrote: > > >
>> > >> >> > > > > > > > > > >P <P...@P.es> wrote in message >
>> > >> >news:<MPG.15950622a...@news.alt.net>... > > > > > > >> In >
>> > >> >article <3B2ACC91...@mollusk.bungmunch.com>, > > > > > > >> >
>> > >> >rao...@mollusk.bungmunch.com says... > > > > > > >> > Dave Hillstrom >
>> > >> >wrote: > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > On Sun, 10 Jun 2001 >
>> > >> >11:48:18 -0000, in > > > > > > >> > > >
>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > >> > > >
>> > >> >zante...@subdimension.comXspamtrapX (candle) wrote: > > > > > > >
>> > >> >>> > > > > > > > > > >> > > >Colorado Avalanche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! >
>> > >> >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > >I slept until the middle
>> > >> >part of the second period and > woke up and what did > > > > > > > >>
>> > >> >> > >I see? 3-1 Avs. The Devils never got back from there. It > could
>> > >> >have gone > > > > > > > >> > > >either way though, and the Devils
>> > >> >played a damn good > series. I think it was > > > > > > > >> > >
>> > >> >>destiny though. Roy plays like a god (and gets playoff > MVP as
>> > >> >well), and > > > > > > > >> > > >Ray gets the win. I have never seen a
>> > >> >better sight than > Ray holding the cup > > > > > > > >> > > >over his
>> > >> >head, and very classy of Sakic to hand it > straight over. > > > > > >
>> > >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > >All is well in the world. > > > > > >
>> > >> >> > > > > > >> > > :P > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > Be careful
>> > >> >of summoning P, Dave. If you call him, he will > appear. > > > > > > >
>> > >> >>> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> Shut your piehole 'Boots'!
>> > >> >Ammmerican sporrts are for > poofsteurs anyway! > > > > > > > >> Why
>> > >> >would I want to joing in on your little gay thread to > begu=in
>> > >> >with!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >I'm with you! I would never
>> > >> >join this thread either. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a very
>> > >> >stupid thread. > > > > > > > > > > > > How can we get rid of it? > > >
>> > >> >> > > > > > > Easy. Just do like I do and refuse to respond to it. > >
>> > >> >> > > > > > Or you could do like I do and deny its existence. > > > >
>> > >> >> > Sounds good to me. I shall pretend it is not even here. > > > >
>> > >> >Pretend? I don't even see the goddamned stupid thing. > > Three, no,
>> > >> >two threads walk in to a bar. And the first thread says to the >
>> > >> >second.... no wait, the first thread says to the bartender.... umm....
>> > >> >wait, > that's not it either. Well, damn, I don't remember how it
>> > >> >goes but the > first thread winds up saying, "Piece of string? I'm a
>> > >> >frayed knot." > > Get it? > Three strings walk into a bar, which has a
>> > >> >sign that says "No strings allowed". The first string walks up to the
>> > >> >bar and says, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender looks at him and says,
>> > >> >"Are you a string?" He says, "Yes". The bartender takes out a scissor
>> > >> >and "snip", cuts him in half.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >the two other strings go to a second bar, also with a sign saying "No
>> > >> >strings allowed". The second string walks up to the bar and says,
>> > >> >"Gimme a beer!" The bartender says, "Are you a string?" and he
>> > >> >says, "Yes". The bartender takes out a scissor and "snip", cuts him
>> > >> >in half.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >The third string then rolls himself up into a ball, knotting himself
>> > >> >in all kinds of ways, and goes into a third bar, also with a sign
>> > >> >saying, "No Strings Allowed". He walks up to the bar and says, "Gimme
>> > >> >a beer!" and the bartender says, "Are you a string?" He says, "No,
>> > >> >I'm a frayed knot (afraid not)"
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Get it?
>> > >>
>> > >> Get what? This thread is being ignored.
>> > >
>> > >What thread? I don't see any thread.
>> >
>> > I don't even see this post.
>>
>> i don't even have a computer
>
>What's a computer?
Eat Y'rself Fitter.
Curt Wells
Doktor Pete
<9h7mgq$64e$1...@slb2.atl.mindspring.net>:
>that was a long way to go for a Fall refernece.
Take six bottles of the six back, stand up straight, then bend down and
scratch the carpet for insects and, if you find any, put the insects into
the jar, than check the clamp on the jar and take six steps back. Ensure
the hook clamp is on the jar and that's how far I'd go for a Fall reference.
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