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God is Alive 4
‘Ok Mashenta. Let’s see how bright you are,’ said Daniel proudly. ‘What is 2 plus 2? What, too hard for you, isn’t it? You probably think its three or five or something gay.’
‘Fuck you. It is four, you idiot. Daniel, you are losing your sense of humor. It’s pretty basic these days,’ replied Mashenta. She picked up the remote control, and flicked on the TV. They were at Danielphon.
‘Ok,’ said Daniel. ‘What is 2.5 plus 3.5.’
‘Five, idiot,’ she replied.
Daniel laughed.
‘Uh, no. Just a sec. Six. Give me a break. I was trying to quickly.’
‘Ha, idiot,’ said Daniel, and sat down next to Auntie Brigid, watching TV.
‘We should watch the A Team special. It’s all your small brain can compute,’ said Mashenta.
‘Somewhat true,’ stated the Theophany of God, reading the Zaphona Times Newspaper. Michael was on the cover of the paper. The overseer restored to his position.
‘The A Team is life and life is the A Team,’ said Daniel confidently.
‘The A Team is a big part of my life also,’ said Wolfgang, the Theophany of God.
‘God is Alive to the A Team,’ said Daniel. ‘There you go Mashy. Take that.’
‘It generally helps with digestion and bowel movements,’ said God. ‘Watching an episode of the A Team always gives me the shits.’
Daniel looked at God. God shrugged.
‘Ha!’ said Mashenta. ‘Ha, ha, ha. Hargh.’
‘Shaddup,’ said Daniel. ‘I was wrong. God is dead.’
But the laughter from Mashenta all afternoon brooked no strength in that particular comment from Daniel the Seraphim.
The End
‘Ok Mashenta. Let’s see how bright you are,’ said Daniel proudly. ‘What is 2 plus 2? What, too hard for you, isn’t it? You probably think its three or five or something gay.’
‘Fuck you. It is four, you idiot. Daniel, you are losing your sense of humor. It’s pretty basic these days,’ replied Mashenta. She picked up the remote control, and flicked on the TV. They were at Danielphon.
‘Ok,’ said Daniel. ‘What is 2.5 plus 3.5.’
‘Five, idiot,’ she replied.
Daniel laughed.
‘Uh, no. Just a sec. Six. Give me a break. I was trying to quickly.’
‘Ha, idiot,’ said Daniel, and sat down next to Auntie Brigid, watching TV.
‘We should watch the A Team special. It’s all your small brain can compute,’ said Mashenta.
‘Somewhat true,’ stated the Theophany of God, reading the Zaphona Times Newspaper. Michael was on the cover of the paper. The overseer restored to his position.
‘The A Team is life and life is the A Team,’ said Daniel confidently.
‘The A Team is a big part of my life also,’ said Wolfgang, the Theophany of God.
‘God is Alive to the A Team,’ said Daniel. ‘There you go Mashy. Take that.’
‘It generally helps with digestion and bowel movements,’ said God. ‘Watching an episode of the A Team always gives me the shits.’
Daniel looked at God. God shrugged.
‘Ha!’ said Mashenta. ‘Ha, ha, ha. Hargh.’
‘Shaddup,’ said Daniel. ‘I was wrong. God is dead.’
But the laughter from Mashenta all afternoon brooked no strength in that particular comment from Daniel the Seraphim.
The End
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