The Torah of Noah

[Noahide Videos Bible]

Torah of Noah

The 253 Official Rules of the Kingdom of Noah

(aka The Kingdom of Noah Torah)



1. Thou Shalt Not Kill


2. Thou Shalt Do No Violence


3. Thou Shalt Not Eat Blood


4. Thou Shalt enjoy thy rock & roll, but thou shalt not let the party get out of hand


5. Thou Shalt enjoy thy wine, but thou again shalt not let the party get out of hand


6. Thy Rock & Roll parties on Saturday Night is generally the best way to go


7. Thou Shalt not have thy personal rock and roll up too loud, and make sure it gets lower and lower as the night goes on to allow people their proper rest


8. Thou shalt have thy teeth cleaned by water when you can


9. Thou shalt get a good diet which must include some fruits and vegetables for proper health


10. Thou shalt not eat too much meat – keep it to a minimum – too much is not good for the health


11. Thou shalt be concerned about thy health


12. Thou Shalt agree that you should not covet too much land to the detriment of thy neighbour’s right to also live on the land – you should not try and take it all, simply because you think you can just buy it, but you shall share your land and property with your neighbour to ensure peace, happiness, and enjoyment for all


13. Thou shalt share thy natural resources of thy nation fairly amongst the citizens


14. Thou shalt trade in equity, fairness and justice with all nations – do not attempt to prosper over them, but ensure they do not rip you off either – you shall have equitable, just and fair trade agreements


15. Thou shalt make thy spare national resources available to other nations in exchange for their own resources which you can utilize


16. Thou shalt trade fair resources for fair resources – neither party should profit unjustly over the other


17. Thou shalt have concern for thy neighbours welfare and ensure they have access to life, liberty, happiness and the pursuit of their dreams


18. Thou Shalt Wash Yourself after Sexual Relations to ensure no unpleasant substances affect you or others


19. Thou Shalt Wash yourself regularly and keep yourself clean


20. Thou Shalt Keep Tidy


21. Thou Shalt realize that men have penises and women have vaginas – and that there is a difference between men and women in the way that God designed them


22. Thou shalt realize that a feminine culture is a good idea for females and that a masculine culture is a good idea for males


23. Thou Shalt Wash Your Clothes


24. Thou Shalt Wear Clothes so as not to embarrass other people through thine nakedness


25. Thou Shalt Not Eat the Forbidden Fruit


26. Thou Shalt Not Steal


27. Thou Shalt Not Rape


28. Thou Shalt Wait until Puberty – Nature’s Signal – before practising sexual relations


29. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, as practising sexual immorality if you have oathed to stay loyal to a partner is a sign of corruption and dishonour


30. Thou Shalt realize that a woman who has children to more than one man is not wise


31. Thou Shalt Honour Marriages as the foundation of a stable society


32. Thou Shalt Treat each other with kindness and respect to build a stable society of trust and respect


33. Thou Shalt realize that gay men can not commit sexual intercourse with each other and have babies


34. Thou Shalt realize that the idea of gay marriages is pretty stupid as they can’t make baby's


35. Thou Shalt practice kindness and loyalty to family members


36. Thou Shalt have fair and true justice and judgements


37. Thou Shalt not kidnap people


38. Thou Shalt have a welfare system, thou shalt encourage education, and thou shalt attempt to contribute lawfulness and wisdom to the society to profit those dedicated to eternal life


39. Thou Shalt budget carefully to ensure your spending is upon the important needs to maintain your household


40. Thou Shalt exercise prudence and caution when it comes to the company and friendships that you keep – remember, not every supposed friend will act in your best interests or care for you properly


41. Thou Shalt keep honest and true land boundary records


42. Thou Shalt honour the law


43. Thou Shalt not appoint a corrupt judge to office, and thou shalt dismiss a corrupt judge from office


44. Thou Shalt not consult demonic entities for witchcraft


45. Thou Shalt realize that Astrology is deceptive


46. Thou Shalt realize that Tarot is a joke


47. Thou Shalt realize that Magic is unethical manipulation of the rights of others through spellcraft


48. Thou Shalt know that many people are offended by faggotry


49. Thou Shalt know that transsexuals make some people vomit


50. Thou Shalt realize that tattoos put some people off


51. Thou Shalt know that coveting other peoples stuff leads to jealousy and envy and theft


52. Thou Shalt get thine own stuff instead of being envious of thy neighbours


53. Thou Shalt have concern for thine parents because they are raising you and feeding you in this world


54. Thou Shalt not honour thy parents wishes if they intend sin for thee


55. Thou Shalt not get drunk in public places – it inevitably leads to embarrassing behaviour and violence


56. Thou Shalt not abuse cigarettes – keep your smoking practices under control and allow some time regularly for the body to abstain from cigarettes


57. Thou Shalt avoid illicit drugs – if they become legal exercise caution


58. Thou Shalt observe the traffic rules – if you speed, you will inevitably kill others or yourself


59. Thou Shalt abide by common sense


60. Thou Shalt not be proud of thine own efforts, for pride corrupts the heart into thinking itself greater than it actually is


61. Thou Shalt realize that God made everything and designed everything – why is thine boast in a vain idol, a vain statue, a vain human, who sins constantly?


62. Thou Shalt realize that your vain kings and queens are puffed up with pride, and attempting to usurp authority in place of God and his laws, which are true and just forever


63. Thou Shalt realize that all civil codes are corrupted by human logic, not that of the divine, and allow sin in great quantities to prosper unchecked


64. Thou Shalt realize that freedom of religion is freedom to sin, which is inevitable death, and regard all such societal rules which allow this as corrupt


65. Thou Shalt repent of your sins


66. Thou shalt not put too heavy loads of theological teaching on young minds as everyone needs to learn about the rules of life, and you can’t learn everything instantly or all at once – so thou shalt allow some people decent, fair and reasonable grace as they learn how to live


67. Thou Shalt not worship idols


68. Thou Shalt definitely enjoy having sexual relations with your partner when the marriage is consummated, and seeing all their bodily assets is what life is all about.


69. Thou Shalt avoid corrupt people


70. Thou Shalt realize that the author of these rules does not insist you agree with every single one of them


71. Thou Shalt be civilized


72. Thou Shalt realize that getting caught up in excessive fantasies is not wise


73. Thou shalt practice moderation when necessary


74. Thou shalt be merciful


75. Thou shalt be just


76. Thou shalt be kind


77. Thou shalt be loving


78. Thou shalt be honest


79. Thou shalt be brutally honest when necessary


80. Thou shalt humble the proud


81. Thou shalt have honest weights and measures


82. Thou shalt not commit fraud


83. Thou shalt listen to wise counsel


84. Thou shalt do all thine mockeries in a spirit of sarcastic love and affection


85. Thou shalt rebuketh bullies


86. Thou shalt not tolerate bullies


87. Thou shalt verily mocketh bullies


88. Thou shalt not engage in sexual activity with animals


89. Thou shalt not engage in any forms of sexual bestiality


90. Thou shalt ensure your working standards are legal, ethical, and according to the correct procedures of the company or business you work for


91. Thou shalt not exploit anybody


92. Thou shalt not exploit employees


93. Thou shalt pay fair, reasonable and just wages, and provide bonuses when the situation fairly warrants – yet thou shalt also provide a decent, good and reasonable profit for yourself and any shareholders also


94. Thou shalt not be ashamed of being rich, nor shalt thou be ashamed of being poor


95. Thou shalt strive for wealth and success carefully to build up your estate, as God likes wealth and treasures


96. Thou shalt not strive for wealth to a great degree if thou doesn’t really mind that much, but thou should never be jealous thus of those who do work for and strive for greater wealth


97. Thou shalt respect land laws and rights and peoples ownership of the land


98. Thou shalt seek calm and stable ways


99. Thou shalt not act as an aggressor


100. Thou shalt be friendly and hospitable towards people of good reputation


101. Thou shalt be concerned for your family's welfare and reputation


102. Thou shalt realize the standards of the Noahide Nations need to be decent enough for us to get along well enough with in the end for us to pursue our dreams in the spirit of eternal life


103. Thou shalt not racially discriminate


104. Thou shalt respect those of the opposite sex


105. Thou shalt not abuse animals


106. Thou shalt have no slavery in Noahide Nations


107. Thy Nation shalt not oppress any other nation


108. Thou shalt seek the ways of national and international peace


109. Thou shalt have an economic and political system which acts in the best interests of every citizen, whatever the particular economic or political system you favour


110. Thou shalt realize that both right wing, left wing and central body of any political system are all necessary for the proper functioning of a political system, and respect each components rights to exercise authority when they are in office


111. Thou shalt not exercise political opposition simply for the sake of it, but that shalt exercise political opposition when the case at hand definitely warrants it


112. Thou shalt listen carefully to the advice of health professionals


113. Thou shall try to get along with your society


114. Thou Shalt avoid hypocrisy


115. Thou Shalt consider the needs of others


116. Thou Shalt be concerned with your own reputation


117. Thou Shalt be polite


118. Thou Shalt observe the facts of Creation Science


119. Thou Shalt raise thy children with Kindness, Justice, Fun and Love


120. Thou shalt realize that God loved Noah and we are Noah’s Children and that God loves us as well


121. Thou Shalt be humble enough to admit it when you are wrong


122. God desires Noahide Nations to be Righteous


123. Thou shalt seek calm ways to find peace for your soul


124. God expects Noahide Nations to be Righteous


125. God talks to Noahides and teaches Noahide peoples truths as well


126. God expects you to remember that the sign of Noah’s Covenant is the Rainbow


127. Thou shalt remember that Noahide Nations are Free Men and Women


128. Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide achievements


129. Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide successes


130. Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide glories


131. Thou shalt have just laws and just rules


132. Thou shalt create and promote your own rules and laws and teach them to others if you believe they are just, fair, kind and well-intentioned towards people


133. Thou shalt be happy being social or happy being independent if that is what thou desire


134. Thou shalt disregard others if they mock thee for thy looks or thy personal tastes in things, such as clothes or music or other things


135. Thou shalt find inner strength through being a child of God’s creation, a child of God’s love, and remember these rules are dedicated to all people, including yourself, and are for your best interests at heart


136. Thou shalt practice love, mercy, grace and kindness


137. Thou shalt try to see the inner beauty in people and see as God’s sees – the heart


138. Thou shalt acknowledge the truth


139. Thou shalt tell the truth


140. Thou shalt lie if you want to to a corrupt person who will use it against you


141. Thou shalt not bow to men


142. Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself


143. Thou shalt educate thyself and grow in knowledge when you have the time and the inclination


144. Thou shalt encourage education and growing in knowledge in others


145. Thou shalt not put a stumbling block in front of the blind


146. Thou shalt protect the rights of orphans and widows


147. Thou shalt care for the disaffected in your society


148. Thou shalt give people a break when they need one


149. Thou shalt not be too legalistic all the time, but thou shalt be legalistic when necessary


150. Thou shalt exercise balance, moderation and know there is a time for all things under heaven


151. Thou canst pray to God if thou wants to


152. Thou shalt not feel pressured into praising God if you think it is stupid or you don’t want to


153. Thou shalt remember that God is just a bloke as well, as we are made after his image, and he also knows how to relax and have a good time


154. Thou shalt expect mercy from God and thou shalt grant mercy to God


155. Thou shalt not judge God too harshly, but express your opinions freely to him on any issue you believe in


156. Thou shalt not racially discriminate but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself


157. Thou shalt keep prostitution to a minimum so that the land does not fall into depravity and become full of injustice


158. Thou shalt have designated suburbs in your cities for your brothels


159. Thou shalt not deliberately force your daughter to become a prostitute, but if she takes it up herself of her own volition thou shalt still respect, love and care for her and provide for her


160. Thou shalt not indulge too greatly in pornography, and thou shalt get rid of your old porno collections after a while to make sure you do not get involved with old and stale debauchery, fowl obsessions over porn stars who do not want the attention, or smelly odours and substances attached to such things – keep any porn in your collections reasonably recent if you must have such things


161. Thou shalt not offend straight people with your gay fantasies


162. Thou shalt not practice sexual harassment


163. Thou shalt be slutty or smutty with a person of the opposite sex in a flirtatious sense only if they appreciate such things and do not tell you to back off or say that they are not interested


164. Thou shalt not make assumptions that all men are bastards or that all women are bitches – there is a great diversity of people amongst the human race


165. If you are gay, better to find your own gay community, and live in designated gay suburbs or gay streets or gay housing complexes


166. God is less concerned about gayness if it is separate from the heterosexual community into enclaves and areas of the community which don’t affect the mainstream which God prefers


167. If you are Gay, still keep the rules of God, and do not provoke him or others who are offended by such lifestyles


168. Keep any profane lifestyles separate and away from mainstream society so as not to bother them


169. Thou shalt not mess around with thy neighbours property


170. Thou shalt respect thy neighbours property


171. Thou shalt not pressure thy neighbour into doing things they don’t want to do


172. Thou shalt not try to control or manipulate people


173. Thou shalt be clear in charting thy work procedures for thy workforce, and not expect things of them that are not clearly designated or shown instructions for in the work procedures and protocols manuals


174. Thou shalt be very specific in the things required of your workers in thine work contracts, and not expect things of them which are not clearly specified


175. Thou shalt have the right to expect workers to comply with all reasonable requests according to procedures of the workplace if they have agreed to them contractually


176. Thou shalt have the right to make workers redundant if they are consistently working at a level lower than that required by their work agreements


177. Thou shalt give fair warnings to workers before attempting to make them redundant


178. Thou shalt not have sex with dead people – thou shalt avoid necrophilia and respect the rights of the dead


179. Thou shalt not molest little children – wait until puberty before engaging in sexual practices with anyone


180. Thou shalt have concerns for thy little ones and raise them properly


181. Thou shalt allow adoptions when necessary, but thou shalt not attempt to usurp over the child the rights of the biological parents


182. Thou shalt honour doctors and be careful about medical rules and procedures


183. Thou shalt treat the mentally unwell with care and concern, and hospitalize them if and when necessary


184. Thou shalt exercise caution with psychotic people, but thou shalt remember that they do not necessarily intend any form of lawlessness


185. Thou shalt take the hint if the girl tells you to go away


186. Thou shalt take the hint if the guy says you are not the one


187. Thou shalt have the right to refuse everyone from telling you to do anything at all to simply serve their vain wishes, regardless of your age


188. Children are supposed to comply with their parents wishes if the parents are attempting to raise their children properly


189. It is quite ok to rebuke rebellious children to ensure compliance with the laws


190. Thou shalt realize you are not alone in this life and this world, and it does not revolve all around you, and that you can not have all the say or everything your own way – you have to share this world with everyone else


191. Don’t annoy people off just for the sake of it – have some respect


192. Take issue with people off if they have a go at you for no reason


193. Don’t exercise grudges against people


194. Exercise grudges against people if they deserve it


195. Everyone thinks its funny until someone loses an eye


196. Keep your humour in check when necessary


197. Don’t vandalize


198. Don’t harm other people’s property


199. Do the right thing


200. Don’t be rebellious simply because you are up yourself


201. Be Natural


202. Walk in harmony with nature


203. Care for the environment


204. Keep genealogies for a relevant number of current generations


205. Repent of lawlessness when God convicts your conscience of guilt


206. Enjoy your youth


207. Settle down when you need to


208. Get along with society


209. Be pleasant


210. Try to like people and understand them


211. Communicate honestly and openly


212. Don’t try to get one up on people simply to be a cocky prick


213. Afford the good things in life when and were you can


214. Be luxurious when you can


215. Be thrifty when you need to be


216. Learn about life by living it


217. Choose life


218. Take your school education seriously


219. Look to contribute to society in some way or other that you are capable of


220. If you are shy by nature it is ok not to participate in things if you don’t want to


221. Find your favourite things in life and learn to enjoy them


222. Be in the Hearts of Men


223. Be Ethical


224. Be Decent


225. Be Proper


226. Stuffing up occasionally is human nature


227. Everyone needs a break


228. Noah offered sacrifices to God of clean animals – you can do this as well if you want to as Noahides – you aren’t commanded to though


229. It is best to put first degree or deliberate murderers to death


230. God should kill murderers before they intending murdering – that is the right thing for God to do as far as we are concerned


231. Thou shalt not torture


232. Thou shalt not maim


233. Limited degrees of torture in any ongoing cold war or hot war hostilities can be justified if it is in your nations best interests and will ultimately save lives or other necessary national assets of significant enough value


234. Limited degrees of acceptable torture should not permanently damage a human body – that is the important thing – for example, scaring the fuck out of them is ok, as they will eventually heal from any psychological scarring, yet their bodies will remain whole, which is the most important thing


235. It is very important to make sure you have the right person in the above situations if you are going to use limited degrees of torture – you wouldn’t like a child of yours tortured if they were innocent would you?


236. Keep your anger in check


237. Try to avoid being angry with people


238. Go off to the pub and talk shit with your mates to get your anger and other issues of your chest


239. If you really have to, make sure you only smoke a few cigarettes a year – this might almost be considered moderation on such coffin nails and cancer sticks


240. Aids will kill you


241. Don’t infect others with Aids – that is essentially murder


242. If you have Aids, the only way out of this hell-hole is to repent your guts out to God’s personal satisfaction, and then ask him for a cure – he might give you one


243. Probably the only acceptable sexual activities, when you are finally prepared to comply, are sexual intercourse with your spouse or concubine, oral sex with a condom and, if she likes it and asks for it, anal sex with a condom. Everything beyond this, ultimately, if you don't repent of it, will probably lead down the sexual sins road a step at a time, get to bestiality in time, which will lead to diseases which will ultimately kill you. In heaven or on earth, that will likely be true forever.


244. If you don't ultimately repent of your sinful ways and attitudes in the heavenly afterworld, you might eventually seek out illicit drugs, and think you can handle them, but you will OD in time. That is the end of your eternity then.


245. If you are going to smoke cigarettes, you need regular periods of abstinence for the body to be cleansed of the toxins. Talk to your doctor about this.


246. With a lot of your dietary intake, in fact, you will need to have your toxins diminished through drinking water and sometimes eating very little food for periods. Keep your weight under control, and drink that water, as it helps metabolise fat and gets rid of it.


247. Gluttony is called one of the 7 deadly sins for a reason. And if you covet, are slothful, steal, are sexually immoral, are proud or excessively violent, don't think you are going to live forever so damn easily my friend, believe me.


248. It's best to repent of sins when you realize and acknowledge your behaviour isn't really working out.


249. Find peace with God by obeying sound life principles.


250. Keep yourself occupied by doing things which are positive and helpful in life.


251. The 3rd Final Rule is: Study a lot of Stuff


252. The 2nd Final Rule is: Children of the Kingdom of Noah – Keep the Faith, Walk with God, study these laws and the Literature of the 7 Divine Noahide Fellowships and Live Forever, Prosper, Don’t Worry & Be Happy


253. The 1st Final Rule is: Be Good