WHAT KIND OF MOTHER WAS BEEFHEART
TODD TAMANEND CLARK
And now I'm playing my custom-burnt CAPTAIN BEEFHEART
two-disc set:
Disc One:
DIDDY WAH DIDDY [2:28]
FRYING PAN [2:03]
ABBA ZABA [2:43]
ELECTRICITY [3:07]
ZIG ZAG WANDERER [2:40]
DROPOUT BOOGIE [2:32]
WHERE THERE'S WOMAN [2:09]
AUTUMN CHILD [4:02]
SAFE AS MILK [5:26]
TAROTPLANE [19:04]
MIRROR MAN [15:41]
SON OF MIRROR MAN: MERE MAN [5:20]
PACHUCO CADAVER [4:40]
NEON MEATE DREAM OF A OCTAFISH [2:25]
MY HUMAN GETS ME BLUES [2:42]
Disc Two:
ANT MAN BEE [3:55]
THE BLIMP [2:04]
STEAL SOFTLY THROUGH SNOW [2:18]
OLD FART AT PLAY [1:54]
WILLIE THE PIMP [9:16]
LICK MY DECALS OFF, BABY [2:39]
THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE BLUES [2:11]
I'M GONNA BOOGLARIZE YOU, BABY [4:34]
GROW FINS [3:31]
MY HEAD IS MY ONLY HOUSE UNLESS IT RAINS [2:57]
BIG EYED BEANS FROM VENUS [4:23]
HER EYES ARE A BLUE MILLION MILES [2:54]
DEBRA KADABRA (Live) [3:54]
SAM WITH THE SHOWING SCALP FLAT TOP (Live) [2:51]
MAN WITH THE WOMAN HEAD (Live) [1:21]
BAT CHAIN PULLER [5:27]
HOT HEAD [3:23]
ICE CREAM FOR CROW [4:35]
LIGHT REFLECTED OFF THE OCEANDS OF THE MOON [4:47]
THE PAST SURE IS TENSE [3:21]
THE THOUSANDTH AND TENTH DAY OF THE HUMAN TOTEM
POLE [5:43]
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TODD TAMANEND CLARK
Poet/Composer/Multi-Instrumentalist/Cultural Historian
The Monongahela River, Turtle Island
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Charles Ulrich
TODD TAMANEND CLARK <tama...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> It's the day after the day after Mothers' Day!!!
>
> And now I'm playing my custom-burnt CAPTAIN BEEFHEART
> two-disc set:
Tomorrow = Zoogz Rift?
--Charles
dougal
I was just listening to Clear Spot yesterday. Great record, but I have
one question: What exactly does it mean to do the "Low Yo-yo"?
dougal
Sam Rouse
Robert Williams
Gary Childs
It is. You get low (a horizontal position), and do a yo-yo movement (up &
down). Most of the songs on Clear Spot are about sex.
Karen Anderson
My name is William Bill Cmelak. I am a fat and stupid shithead. I spam
newsgroups using the following sockpuppets:
Hoodoo
Hoodini
25th Century Quaker
SSS333
I have been stalking another guy for almost three years because I am
jealous of him and because he hurt my widdle feelings and I just
cannot get over the pain.
I live in an old mobile home here:
William Cmelak
N9340 Pickerel Creek Rd
Pearson, WI 54462-8140
I drive a 25 year old military truck because that's all that I can
afford.
I flunked out of trade school. I went to a slow I spend all of my
time at my computer using an old dial up connection. The rest of the
time I watch television 24/7. No one will give me the respect that I
think that I deserve.
Two years ago I was approached by an old woman named Karen Anderson
who talked me into helping her stalk and troll this guy. She had had a
crush on him and he kicked her to the curb. She drove to his town and
followed him around for two days without him knowing it. She is also
jealous of him. Anderson has stalked several other men before.
She lives at:
Karen Anderson
3590 Narrows View Lane NE #102
Bremerton, WA 98310
Anderson and I are both addicted to stalking. We know that what we do
is wrong, and we see this other guy kick our asses all the time, but
we just don't have the willpower to stop.
I am so jealous, jealous, JEALOUS of that guy that it makes me want to
BURST. I spend all of my time researching what he does, where he
lives. Hell, I even follow his eBay account.
This dude that I hate is popular in his town and community and I HATE
that. So I make up crap about him and his girlfriend and post it to
newsgroups and generally make a nusiance out of myself. Most of what
I make up is a complete figment of my imagination but if I repeat my
lies often enough maybe someone will believe them.
This guy just drives me CRAZY. He's president of a motorcycle club,
he's involved with several charities. Everyone that meets him seems
to like him. I am so damned jealous that I cannot stand it.
Did I mention that I am insanely jealous?
He lives in a warm climate, and I am stuck in the sticks of Wisconsin,
barely able to afford heating oil.
He travels all the time and I haven't been out of Wisconsin in years.
He is active, and my health issues keep me from leaving the house.
He motorcycles all over the country and into Mexico and I cannot ride
any more. I hate that. And I hate those damned Mexicans, even though
that doesn't make me a racist because I said so.
This guy makes more money than I do and that can't be right. I just
know there's something wrong there.
He has a girlfriend that loves him and takes care of him and I haven't
had a date with a woman for over 10 years. And when he was single he
got laid all of the time. Now that's not right either.
What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I
cannot afford the bullets.
Karen Anderson
She lives at:
> >>I was just listening to Clear Spot yesterday. Great record, but I have
> >>one question: What exactly does it mean to do the "Low Yo-yo"?
>
> > Walk.
>
> I thought it was to fuck.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Biffy the Elephant Shrew
Now won't somebody tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means?
Your pal,
Biffy the Elephant Shrew
Milhouse G
> On May 16, 8:36?am, "Gary Childs" <garynchi...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>>>I thought it was to fuck.
>>
>>It is. You get low (a horizontal position), and do a yo-yo movement (up &
>>down). Most of the songs on Clear Spot are about sex.
>
>
> My name is William Bill Cmelak.
No it isn't. Fuck off.
--
Milhouse Guidry of the mWo
Empty barrels make the most noise.
mWo. It's not just the coolest, it's fa lyfe, so survey says
whether you like it or don't like it, never E-e-e-ver tell
me he did *not* just SMELL what mWo 3:16 reeks of.
John Henley
Biffy the Elephant Shrew <biffy...@aol.com> wrote:
> Now won't somebody tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means?
The gangster shot his pal today,
and as they carried him away,
He said: "Diddy Wah Diddy,
Diddy Wah Diddy,
I finally found out what
Diddy Wah Diddy means."
....
The judge said, "Boy, don't gimme no sass,
I'm gonna lock up your yas yas yas,
Mr. Diddy Wah Diddy. You're gonna need
A new Diddy Wah Diddy."
Well he finally found out what
Diddy Wah Diddy means.
John Henley
dougal
I thought it was about masturbation.
Gary Childs
>> down). Most of the songs on Clear Spot are about sex.
>
> I thought it was about masturbation.
If ya keep beatin' 'round the bush, ya lose your push....
Smelly Billy
newsgroups using the following sockpuppets:
Hoodoo
Hoodini
Shrike!
Sam Rouse
"Gary Childs" <garyn...@cox.net> wrote:
Sure, but it's also the enjoyment of watching a pretty girl walking across the
street in sunny Southern California (whose pretty feet do another sort of yo-yo
movement and make other parts do their low yo-yo stuff). Maybe in the next
verse you get to give her a ride to the other side. Maybe it's wishful thinking.
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