burnweed

[My key]

David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
>around

. . .he pop's in here every few months to start a brawl by spewing out some
whacked-out prophesy. . .and then he suddenly vanishes when he's been proven
wrong. Then he will reappear in a few months in hopes of everyone here
being unsuspecting newbies. This isn't the most Burny-friendly place .
.judging by what I've experienced anyway. . .many feel that he tarnishes
that name of the Roses. . .and I can't entirely disagree with the majority
here. Anyone remember New Years?

[David Fleming]

just stumbled across one love story on my computer and it has me fascinated
i know i am about 5 years to late but i am only 17 now and was a bit young
the first time round but i love the roses

so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin

around anyone know how to get in touch with him an e-mail address would be
great

[Andy]

Who's this Burnweed geezer? Full story please...

My key wrote:

> David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
> >around
>

[Stef Lach]

I don't even know what the fuck it's all about, much ado about fuck all I
suspect, the guy wrote a story (which I've never read) about the Roses which
some people didn't like, is that it?

Stef

My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
> >around
>

[Gabe Morris]

yeah but stef mate you heard the bolox about martial law i mean oh look
there goes another soldier past my house dam its quite scary really oh no im
hallucinating again, or maybe those are just the mind bending drugs burny
was on himself

"hows my english - ring 0898 69 69 69"
"and tell my mum how good my english really is"

Stef Lach <st...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I don't even know what the fuck it's all about, much ado about fuck all I
> suspect, the guy wrote a story (which I've never read) about the Roses
which
> some people didn't like, is that it?
>
> Stef
>
>
> My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:8o24io$5sj$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
> >
> > David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> > >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
> > >around
> >

[Gabe Morris]

to summon him all you need do is start an oasis argument cross posted of
course then wait a month and say his name not once not twice but thrice

David Fleming <da...@flem20.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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[Andrew Hawke]

I've read One LoveStory, (took me bloody ages). The main point in it is
that Burnweed AKA Lee D'Onofrio claims that the Roses are all
prophets/angels who have been put on earth to prepare the way for the coming
of the Messiah (himself, Burnweed). To back this up he quotes loads of
Roses songs and interprets the lyrics to mean certain things which 'support'
his claims. It is actually really interesting in parts but the man is
clearly insane. Despite its wrongness the story does add quite alot to the
mystique of the Roses for some people, especially with its interpretations
of lyrics and religious references in Roses songs. Still bolox though.
Stef Lach wrote in message ...

>I don't even know what the fuck it's all about, much ado about fuck all I
>suspect, the guy wrote a story (which I've never read) about the Roses
which
>some people didn't like, is that it?
>
>Stef
>
>
>My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
>news:8o24io$5sj$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
>>
>> David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

>> >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
>> >around
>>

[Matt Fallon]

Mr Burnweed = PSYCHO!!

Weren't we promised a 13 chapter of him?? Featuring Gabe and a few others
off here... So sad the man can't even keep his deadlines.

My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
> >around
>

[Gabe Morris]

i think we should try summoning moggy to give his opinion
oh moggy man show yourself and talketh of what bolox OLSeth really iseth

Andrew Hawke <aha...@eslta.asdfg> wrote in message
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> I've read One LoveStory, (took me bloody ages). The main point in it is
> that Burnweed AKA Lee D'Onofrio claims that the Roses are all
> prophets/angels who have been put on earth to prepare the way for the
coming
> of the Messiah (himself, Burnweed). To back this up he quotes loads of
> Roses songs and interprets the lyrics to mean certain things which
'support'
> his claims. It is actually really interesting in parts but the man is
> clearly insane. Despite its wrongness the story does add quite alot to
the
> mystique of the Roses for some people, especially with its interpretations
> of lyrics and religious references in Roses songs. Still bolox though.
> Stef Lach wrote in message ...
> >I don't even know what the fuck it's all about, much ado about fuck all I
> >suspect, the guy wrote a story (which I've never read) about the Roses
> which
> >some people didn't like, is that it?
> >
> >Stef
> >
> >

> >My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >news:8o24io$5sj$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
> >>
> >> David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> >> >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still
goin
> >> >around
> >>

[Gabe Morris]

yep im supposed to be some kind of demon or something cos i took the piss
this kid obviously didnt go to school

Matt Fallon <matt...@thefreeinternet.co.uk.NOSPAM> wrote in message
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> Mr Burnweed = PSYCHO!!
>
> Weren't we promised a 13 chapter of him?? Featuring Gabe and a few others
> off here... So sad the man can't even keep his deadlines.
>

> My key <pisc...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:8o24io$5sj$1...@slb1.atl.mindspring.net...
> >
> > David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> > >so cut long story short what ever happened to burnweed is he still goin
> > >around
> >

[David]

anyone know how to get in touch with burnweed

David Fleming wrote in message <8o2084$hrm$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...

[Joel Cooney]

Why ? Didn't you think the guy was totally insane ?

David <da...@flem20.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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[David]

maybe he is and maybe hes not i just think he is interesting and would like
to talk to him

Joel Cooney wrote in message <8o80mm$oa0$1...@phys-ma.sol.co.uk>...

>Why ? Didn't you think the guy was totally insane ?
>
>David <da...@flem20.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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[Matt]

"David" <da...@flem20.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> anyone know how to get in touch with burnweed
>
>
>
>

You could try burn...@yahoo.com

Matt

[Gabe Morris]

draw a 5 sided square (not a pentogon a 5 sided square) put on the righteous
bells of the yew tree and do themorris dance of paranoia 5 times and he will
appear to answer 3 questions

David <da...@flem20.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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[pepp...@my-deja.com]

> I've read One LoveStory...
> ...It is actually really interesting in parts but the man is

> clearly insane. Despite its wrongness the story does
> add quite alot to the mystique of the Roses for some people,
> especially with its interpretations
> of lyrics and religious references in Roses songs

Whatever people think of it, it was some of the most
entertaining stuff written about the Stone Roses.
I'd rather read that than the tired music journalist's
offering over the years. At least it was written by someone
who was at least passionate about the music.

Word of warning: it is very long - you'll need days to read it.

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

[pepp...@my-deja.com]

[FoolsGold]

Is it time to rise again?

I predicted it last time... I'm gonna go out on a limb again and say Burny
will be back... and soon...

James
<pepp...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:8oim0n$rjc$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

[Matt F]

Call me paranoid but I'm always suspicious of posts from my deja.com.
After all that fracas over new year this post sounds like one of Burny's
'little helpers'.

I didn't find it interesting, in fact I got bored shitless after reading
about half of it, waste of my bleedin printer ink...the guy was/is clearly a
whole picnic short of a picnic.

He thought that by writing every stone roses /ecstacy fuelled trip episode
down on paper he'd somehow convince us all he was the messiah, Reni was the
'spirit', and Noel Gallagher was a cheeky Goblin toying with his mind.

And we weren't supposed to laugh??

[Gabe Morris]

well all cept the noel bit is obvious bolox

Matt F <matt...@thefreeinternet.co.uk.NOSPAM> wrote in message
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[Gabe Morris]

im gettin worried boiut you jim maybe youre him ahhh burn him hes a witch
infact give him a cavity search hes a witch

FoolsGold <james...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Is it time to rise again?
>
> I predicted it last time... I'm gonna go out on a limb again and say Burny
> will be back... and soon...
>
> James

[Gabe Morris]

oh bolox is it, i think john major could write a more interesting report on
monetary status in the falklands than that load of old broccoli garnished
cow shit

nothing that long can be interesting unless its related to dirk diggler and
you own a huge bucket

[pepp...@my-deja.com]

"Matt F" wrote:
> Call me paranoid but I'm always suspicious of posts from my deja.com.
> After all that fracas over new year this post sounds like one of
Burny's
> 'little helpers'.

That probably is a little paranoid.

> I didn't find it interesting, in fact I got bored shitless after
reading

> about half of it...<snipped>
> ...he'd somehow convince us all he was the messiah, Reni was the

> 'spirit', and Noel Gallagher was a cheeky Goblin toying with his mind.

For someone who found it boring, it sounds like you stuck
with it more than I ever did. IMHO, there's interesting
bits and tedious bits but it was still evidently a gripping
yarn even for you. The bonus for people who haven't read
it is that the early bits are probably better than the last
few bits.

[pepp...@my-deja.com]

"Gabe Morris" <Su...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> nothing that long can be interesting

Obviously, you're right.

Read it/don't read it. It's up to you.
Somebody asked about it. I gave my humble opinion
that I found it interesting. Er, that's it.

[Gabe Morris]

when someone makes a concise version with all the funny bits (ie nutter
comments) in one part and relevant but prolly way too far out song
interpretations in another part, i will skim through it but until then burny
to me will remain the crackpot with the huge posts of which you read maybe
the first paragraph then just rip the piss and dont tell me i havent given
him enough chance to explain his argument. martial law in 2000, lens flare
(mystical circles) and the roses reforming for glastonbury 2000 can not be
proven even if you write a million volumes about them

<pepp...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:8ol9qb$ukn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

[Andrew Hawke]

Have to say I agree that it is interesting. The stories about when the guy
is listening to the Roses on E in his house-the way he talks about the music
and stuff is pretty class.
pepp...@my-deja.com wrote in message <8ol9qb$ukn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...

[Gabe Morris]

give a monkey trained in sign language some drugs and hell do a better job
of tellin the tale

thats a thought when ppl are teaching monkeys to talk sign do ya think they
teach em how to do the wanker thingy , and how to stick the fingers up first
just as everyone of you has first off taught foreign exchange students and
whoever else how to swear first

Andrew Hawke <aha...@eslta.asdfg> wrote in message

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[pepp...@my-deja.com]

"Gabe Morris" <Su...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> nothing that long can be interesting

> give a monkey trained in sign language some drugs
> and hell do a better job of tellin the tale
> thats a thought when ppl are teaching monkeys to talk
> sign do ya think they teach em how to do the wanker thingy ,
> and how to stick the fingers up

Hey, is this an example of that "dumbing down" process
I keep hearing about ? You know - for people with a short
span of attention ? See ya.

[Gabe Morris]

oooh im so hurt
dam i feel soo stupid now

look i have better things to do with my time than read that trawled out
peice of shit doesnt make me anymore stupid than anyone else, i could take
the stance that you are a stupid fuckin chimp for wasting precious time
reading it when you could be ohhh i dont know.... sitting yeah just sitting
down. but i dont take that stance cos i knownothing about you

i wish it was written on a bog roll so i could wipe me arse on it, and at
least get something useful out of it

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[Stef Lach]

"we've found you out and we aren't threatened anymore ,and you will never
rise again"

Stef

FoolsGold <james...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Is it time to rise again?
>
> I predicted it last time... I'm gonna go out on a limb again and say Burny
> will be back... and soon...
>
> James

> <pepp...@my-deja.com> wrote in message

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> >
> > > I've read One LoveStory...
> > > ...It is actually really interesting in parts but the man is
> > > clearly insane. Despite its wrongness the story does
> > > add quite alot to the mystique of the Roses for some people,
> > > especially with its interpretations
> > > of lyrics and religious references in Roses songs
> >
> > Whatever people think of it, it was some of the most
> > entertaining stuff written about the Stone Roses.
> > I'd rather read that than the tired music journalist's
> > offering over the years. At least it was written by someone
> > who was at least passionate about the music.
> >
> > Word of warning: it is very long - you'll need days to read it.
> >
> >

[Matt F]

Its more an explanation of ecstacy than the Roses

Andrew Hawke <aha...@eslta.asdfg> wrote in message
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[Matt F]

i wish it was written on a bog roll so i could wipe me arse on it, and at
> least get something useful out of it

Hahahahahaha!!!

Gabe Morris <Su...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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[Gabe Morris]

well i coulda mentioned the other thing ya do with bog role but then ya
couldnt not with all that bolox on it

Matt F <matt...@thefreeinternet.co.uk.NOSPAM> wrote in message

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[Matt Burnett]

> i wish it was written on a bog roll so i could wipe me arse on it, and at
> least get something useful out of it
>

LOL!!
I found it quite interesting but couldn't be aresed reading it all just
skimmed
through the first one a bit.

Matt

[Gabe Morris]

i think i read a chapter and well thats how interesting it was

Matt Burnett <waterf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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[Joel Cooney]

Matt F wrote in message <39ad2...@maxheadroom.bizonline.net>...

>Call me paranoid but I'm always suspicious of posts from my deja.com.
>After all that fracas over new year this post sounds like one of Burny's
>'little helpers'.
>

>I didn't find it interesting, in fact I got bored shitless after reading

>about half of it, waste of my bleedin printer ink...the guy was/is clearly
a
>whole picnic short of a picnic.
>
>He thought that by writing every stone roses /ecstacy fuelled trip episode

>down on paper he'd somehow convince us all he was the messiah, Reni was the

>'spirit', and Noel Gallagher was a cheeky Goblin toying with his mind.
>

>And we weren't supposed to laugh??
>

I liked the passage where he's supposed to be in Silvertones' office and
he's wearing a blue jacket and apparently Ian Brown is supposed to have said
"Beware the angel in Blue!" rather ominously to the A & R guy beforehand.
That cracked me up. I mean, people don't actually speak to each other like
that - "beware the cat in spiderman pyjamas, lest yee will hath a pox spread
on yee."

[Gabe Morris]

i wonder if burny ever went to see dark city or the matrix and how much they
fucked with his head

Joel Cooney <joel....@supportdesk.co.uk> wrote in message
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