top 10 list for grammy awards

[Jackofdays]

Now that Don and Walt finally have 4 (countem, four) grammies, what the hell
are they going to do with those little statues? I have a few ideas:

10. The old geezers can give them to their grandchildren to teethe on
9. Is that a Grammy in your pocket, or are you just.... ooo la la
8. Two words: paper weights
7. Make tiny little vinyl records to play on them
6. Put a couple in the back window of that keen Chevy, right next to the
nodding dog and the jiggling hula dancer
5. Displace a few ounces of water in the toilet tank to conserve water
4. See if the little statues channel Pengo (or Penko) Power
3. Trade one or two for music lessons
2. Call up Eminem, tell him they think he really really really should have won
Album of the Year, offer to give him their Grammy, then laugh like hyenas

and the Number One use for Steely Dan's four Grammy awards?

1.

love and kisses

diane