I'M GONNA MEET GERI!! Seriously
oce
GENERAT...@webtv.net wrote:
> i think Geri will be signing in the backseat of her car. Shes most
> comfortable there.
>
> I lost my girl to Mel C -Robbie
>
> "Boy there's enough spice in this"-Janet
>
> Anything goes when I give it to you- J.K.
>
> "Make your body creme, make you have wet dreams" -Janet & Busta
I don't think Geri will be wearing panties. She's most comfortable that
way.
--
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Dominik Zakrzewski
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> On April 9th Geri is coming to New york and she's gonnab e on TRL on
> MTV
> so since I got no school I'm gonna go down there really early and
> hopefully get her picture and autograph. Cool or what?!
She's not going to Brooklyn, is she?
GENERAT...@webtv.net
early to see her arrive or make a big sign begging to come up you have a
fair chance.
Yucky, Exceptional Philip
She's going to Barbados, back to the palmtrees.
--
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best being hit with sticks" http://www.mousehands.demon.co.uk
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GENERAT...@webtv.net
going to meet her, seriously!
Austin Powers
GENERAT...@webtv.net says...
> btw i forgot to say, just because your going there doesn't mean your
> going to meet her, seriously!
It' almost garunteed he won't meet her. I'm pretty sure she has pretty
heavy security to keep the Trevor Ashman-types (no offence meant Trevor
btw, seriously) from her.
--
Donnie
Nothing much to see here at the moment....
http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
Don't be a brontosaurus - B*Witched
Dominik Zakrzewski
Austin Powers
USH...@webtv.net says...
> Usually the stars sit there at a table signing autographs. My friends
> met Brandy, Britney Spears, and N' Sync that way. I'll make a sign with
> her new logo on it saying something like I love Geri Halliwell or
> something like that. I canit 'til next friday. Wooo Hooo. I bet that
> Trevor guy is really jealous!! HAHAH, just kidding.
You're going to try to bed her?
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> i doubt she goes into that huge crowd to sign autos, t
Aw, gee. I wanted her to sign my pink '63 Studebaker Avanti
GENERAT...@webtv.net
comfortable there.
Austin Powers
GENERAT...@webtv.net says...
> i think Geri will be signing in the backseat of her car. Shes most
> comfortable there.
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> i think Geri will be signing in the backseat of her car. Shes most
> comfortable there.
And for security purposes, we'll be in the front seat?
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > In article <15540-37...@newsd-223.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> > USH...@webtv.net says...
> > > Usually the stars sit there at a table signing autographs. My friends
> > > met Brandy, Britney Spears, and N' Sync that way. I'll make a sign with
> > > her new logo on it saying something like I love Geri Halliwell or
> > > something like that. I canit 'til next friday. Wooo Hooo. I bet that
> > > Trevor guy is really jealous!! HAHAH, just kidding.
> >
> > You're going to try to bed her?
> >
Why not just know her in the Biblical sense? ;)))
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> Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > In article <15540-37...@newsd-223.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> > USH...@webtv.net says...
> > > Usually the stars sit there at a table signing autographs. My friends
> > > met Brandy, Britney Spears, and N' Sync that way. I'll make a sign with
> > > her new logo on it saying something like I love Geri Halliwell or
> > > something like that. I canit 'til next friday. Wooo Hooo. I bet that
> > > Trevor guy is really jealous!! HAHAH, just kidding.
> >
> > You're going to try to bed her?
> >
> Bed her? Why not fuck her? ;)
Compromise. Tuck her.
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> GENERAT...@webtv.net wrote:
> > i think Geri will be signing in the backseat of her car. Shes most
> > comfortable there.
> > I lost my girl to Mel C -Robbie
> > "Boy there's enough spice in this"-Janet
> > Anything goes when I give it to you- J.K.
> > "Make your body creme, make you have wet dreams" -Janet & Busta
> I don't think Geri will be wearing panties. She's most comfortable that
> way.
Yeah. Those men's boxers are a whole lot more comfy...
GENERAT...@webtv.net
leave with her, im sure they had some fun together once and awhile.
oce
Shelli *** wrote:
> awwww, c`mon G-NEXT..lets give the old positivity boost
> here...say...yes..go ahead...you CAN meet her...we know all the
> negs...lets give all the good-go-for-it-vibes that
> say..yesyesyes...sis-boom-ba-rah-rah-rah-gimme a G..gimme a E..gimme a
> R...gimme a I...lets meet geri lets meet geri...now...isnt that
> better:-)
>
> *SPICE*UP*YOUR*LIFE*
Fucking WebTV'er.
Dodo
Shelli ***
Trevor Ashman
Shelli *** wrote:
OK, You pass the positivity test with flying colours.
--
Trevor Ashman-one of the most loyal of Geri's fans
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> How was I meant to take it, seriously? as I am sure Geri would like to meet
> people like myself as at least I would treat her with respect and kindness.
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Benny/ltby_003.wav
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> Shelli *** wrote:
>
> > awwww, c`mon G-NEXT..lets give the old positivity boost
> > here...say...yes..go ahead...you CAN meet her...we know all the
> > negs...lets give all the good-go-for-it-vibes that
> > say..yesyesyes...sis-boom-ba-rah-rah-rah-gimme a G..gimme a E..gimme a
> > R...gimme a I...lets meet geri lets meet geri...now...isnt that
> > better:-)
> >
> > *SPICE*UP*YOUR*LIFE*
>
> Fucking WebTV'er.
...who turns GCarras on...ah, those cheerleaders...so wholesome like Kathie
Lee or like the Lennon Sisters...
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> I'm sure lots of boys wanted to guard her body. By sticking close to
> her. Very close.
hmmm...between the
breasts...***CRUNCH***Youbwokemywittleheadyoubwokemywittlehead
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> On Wednesday, June 23rd, Geri will perform on "The Late Show with David
> Letterman!"
Ooo-wee, is she gonna fwash her boobies just wike Dwew Bawwymore
oce
Trevor Ashman wrote:
>
>
> NOVADameGuy wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, June 23rd, Geri will perform on "The Late Show with David
> > Letterman!"
> >
> > -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
> > http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
>
> Thats not fair, as we don't have " The Late Show with David Letterman "
> here in New Zealand anymore, as we use to have it at one time but it was
> taken off. I wonder if Geri could appear in a NZ show.
> --
> Trevor Ashman-one of the most loyal of Geri's fans
>
HBO's next special, Real Sex : Kiwi Style
Trevor Ashman
Austin Powers wrote:
> In article <5211-370...@newsd-153.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> GENERAT...@webtv.net says...
> > btw i forgot to say, just because your going there doesn't mean your
> > going to meet her, seriously!
>
> It' almost garunteed he won't meet her. I'm pretty sure she has pretty
> heavy security to keep the Trevor Ashman-types (no offence meant Trevor
> btw, seriously) from her.
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> Nothing much to see here at the moment....
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> Don't be a brontosaurus - B*Witched
How was I meant to take it, seriously? as I am sure Geri would like to meet
people like myself as at least I would treat her with respect and kindness.
--
NOVADameGuy
SG Defender 1
>
> she must have had to hire her own bodyguards, im suprised vernon didn't
> leave with her, im sure they had some fun together once and awhile.
I'm sure lots of boys wanted to guard her body. By sticking close to
her. Very close.
SG Defender 1: This is my body, which will be given up for you...
SG Defender 1
Sure, that's what they ALL say...
SG Defender 1: Trevor's gonna make sure he doesn't leave the demister
in his car on..
Trevor Ashman
NOVADameGuy wrote:
Thats not fair, as we don't have " The Late Show with David Letterman "
here in New Zealand anymore, as we use to have it at one time but it was
taken off. I wonder if Geri could appear in a NZ show.
Trevor Ashman
SG Defender 1 wrote:
I do not have a car, so I definately won't be leaving the demister going and I
would so treat Geri with respect and kindness, as I am a gentleman, and a
gentleman knows how to treat a person as special as Geri.
Yucky, Exceptional Philip
>SG Defender 1 wrote:
>> I'm sure lots of boys wanted to guard her body. By sticking close to
>> her. Very close.
>hmmm...between the
>breasts...***CRUNCH***Youbwokemywittleheadyoubwokemywittlehead
Dubnobasswithmyheadman?
--
*Philip* "Nipples, drums, what's the difference? They are both
best being hit with sticks" http://www.mousehands.demon.co.uk
- All opinions here are official UK government policy -
Ronald Traino
>Thats not fair, as we don't have " The Late Show with David Letterman "
>here in New Zealand anymore, as we use to have it at one time but it was
>taken off. I wonder if Geri could appear in a NZ show.
Do they have Leno over there?
~Ronald Traino
http://www2.netcom.com/~ronaldus/spice
Richard Head
Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz> served the following:
>SG Defender 1 wrote:
<snip>
>I do not have a car, so I definately won't be leaving the demister going and I
>would so treat Geri with respect and kindness, as I am a gentleman, and a
>gentleman knows how to treat a person as special as Geri.
The 1920s are over, Trevvy...
___________________________________________________________
Richard Head (ICQ: 32441634)
~Energized by the power of Melanie Gott's G-spot
The eternal wisdom:
"At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." -
Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.
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> Trevor Ashman wrote in message <37074C5D...@ihug.co.nz>...
> >Thats not fair, as we don't have " The Late Show with David Letterman "
> >here in New Zealand anymore, as we use to have it at one time but it was
> >taken off. I wonder if Geri could appear in a NZ show.
>
> Do they have Leno over there?
You mean the guy with the jaw like Mel Blatt's nose?
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> When the cooking timer read Sun, 04 Apr 1999 23:41:10 +1200, Trevor
> Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz> served the following:
>
> >SG Defender 1 wrote:
> <snip>
> >I do not have a car, so I definately won't be leaving the demister going and I
> >would so treat Geri with respect and kindness, as I am a gentleman, and a
> >gentleman knows how to treat a person as special as Geri.
>
> The 1920s are over, Trevvy...
Wanna bet? 23 Skidoo!
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I'd love to see Trevor trying to set a record for flagpole sitting. Yowzah.
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> When the cooking timer read Sun, 04 Apr 1999 23:41:10 +1200, Trevor
> Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz> served the following:
>
> >SG Defender 1 wrote:
> <snip>
> >I do not have a car, so I definately won't be leaving the demister going and I
> >would so treat Geri with respect and kindness, as I am a gentleman, and a
> >gentleman knows how to treat a person as special as Geri.
>
> The 1920s are over, Trevvy...
Geri has nice flappers
SG Defender 1
>
> I'd love to see Trevor trying to set a record for flagpole sitting. Yowzah.
Doesn't that hurt your rectum?
SG Defender 1: I can't get him off the flagpole! It's stuck into him!
Austin Powers
> ad...@interlog.com wrote:
>
> > Richard Head wrote:
> > > When the cooking timer read Sun, 04 Apr 1999 23:41:10 +1200, Trevor
> > > Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz> served the following:
> > > >SG Defender 1 wrote:
> > > <snip>
> > > >I do not have a car, so I definately won't be leaving the demister going and I
> > > >would so treat Geri with respect and kindness, as I am a gentleman, and a
> > > >gentleman knows how to treat a person as special as Geri.
> > > The 1920s are over, Trevvy...
> > Wanna bet? 23 Skidoo!
>
> I'd love to see Trevor trying to set a record for flagpole sitting. Yowzah.
Melanie Gott
On April 9th Geri is coming to New york and she's gonnab e on TRL on MTV
so since I got no school I'm gonna go down there really early and
hopefully get her picture and autograph. Cool or what?!
-------------------------------
That's cool Dom. Make a sign that says AMSG Rules. So I know where you
are. OK???
--
luv
M.G.
Not enough Spice Girls on the radio? Tune in to my radio station that I
personally build. it's HOT. very SPICEY. and it totally JAMS.
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> Dominik wrote:
>
> On April 9th Geri is coming to New york and she's gonnab e on TRL on MTV
> so since I got no school I'm gonna go down there really early and
> hopefully get her picture and autograph. Cool or what?!
> -------------------------------
>
> That's cool Dom. Make a sign that says AMSG Rules. So I know where you
> are. OK???
alt.masterbation.sarah-gellar
GENERAT...@webtv.net
since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
right.
Yucky, Exceptional Philip
You're?
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> Adma,
> since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> right.
alt.masterbation.sarah-gellar? Well, you see, those sex-related sites and
newsgroups are more male-pre-pubescently charming when they spell it
"masterbation" rather than "masturbation". Most of the time I guess it's
because of the spelling-deficient Spicy Sams and Equalizers and
Zhirinovskys who crosspost their splooj catalogs--though there *does*
appear to be a legit alt.sex.masterbation...
http://tile.net/news/altsexmasterbation.html
I wonder if there's a catalogue of all the misspelled sex newsgroup
names--legit and not legit--out there...
Austin Powers
>
> because of the spelling-deficient Spicy Sams and Equalizers
Whatever happened to those two?
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> GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> >Adma,
> >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> >right.
>
> You're?
An?
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> In article <37093FAA...@interlog.com>, ad...@interlog.com says...
> >
> > because of the spelling-deficient Spicy Sams and Equalizers
>
> Whatever happened to those two?
http://www.geocities.com/~jimlowe/katzies/katzdex.html
Austin Powers
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> In article <37094670...@interlog.com>, ad...@interlog.com says...
> > Yucky, Exceptional Philip wrote:
> >
> > > GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> > > >Adma,
> > > >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> > > >right.
> > >
> > > You're?
> >
> > An?
>
> What happened to Anastasia?
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/7545/Anastasia.html
Ronald Traino
<17046-37...@newsd-113.bryant.webtv.net>...
>That's cool Dom. Make a sign that says AMSG Rules. So I know where you
>are. OK???
Why? Are you gonna be there Melanie?
~Ronald Traino
http://www2.netcom.com/~ronaldus/spice
SG Defender 1
>
> Dominik wrote:
>
> On April 9th Geri is coming to New york and she's gonnab e on TRL on MTV
> so since I got no school I'm gonna go down there really early and
> hopefully get her picture and autograph. Cool or what?!
> -------------------------------
>
> are. OK???
> luv
> M.G.
>
We could do with some advertising. I promise, if I win the trip to
Sydney, I'll mention to Geri this NG and some of the jokes flying
around it. And maybe I should tell her my limmerick?
SG Defender 1: AMSG - Adma, MelG, Sickos, Gerifan?
SG Defender 1
>
> Melanie Gott wrote:
>
> > Dominik wrote:
> >
> > On April 9th Geri is coming to New york and she's gonnab e on TRL on MTV
> > so since I got no school I'm gonna go down there really early and
> > hopefully get her picture and autograph. Cool or what?!
> > -------------------------------
> >
> > That's cool Dom. Make a sign that says AMSG Rules. So I know where you
> > are. OK???
>
That group doesn't need any advertising, I'd bet...
SG Defender 1: If I was a newsgroup, I'd be:
alt.bad.jokes.sicko.teasing.trevor
SG Defender 1
>
> In article <37093FAA...@interlog.com>, ad...@interlog.com says...
> >
> > because of the spelling-deficient Spicy Sams and Equalizers
>
> Whatever happened to those two?
Spicy Sam got eaten by Emma *urp* Could've done with a bit more
chilli.
SG Defender 1: Scary got rid of a lot of weight by eating spicy food.
Maybe the same would work with Emma?
Trevor Ashman
GENERAT...@webtv.net wrote:
> Adma,
> since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> right.
WOW, can't adma spell it.? I can it's, it ( I have won the spelling
contest, yipeeeeee )
--
" My philosphy is, we all blame society, but we are society, we have
the power you and I to make a difference " -A inspirational quote
taken from Geri's interview with Michael Parkinson, and just 1
reason why I think she is wonderful.
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>
>
> GENERAT...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> > Adma,
> > since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> > right.
>
> WOW, can't adma spell it.? I can it's, it ( I have won the spelling
> contest, yipeeeeee )
No, it's "Itt". Don't you keep up with the Addams Family?
GENERAT...@webtv.net
I lost my girl to Mel C -Robbie
"Boy there's enough spice in this"-Janet
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> In article <37093FAA...@interlog.com>, ad...@interlog.com says...
> >
> > because of the spelling-deficient Spicy Sams and Equalizers
>
> Whatever happened to those two?
Well, here's Spicy Sam's family tree...
http://www.foto.infi.net/~tuco/looney/lists/sam.html
(re: Equalizer: note the second from the bottom)
Dodo
>
> GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> >Adma,
> >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> >right.
>
>
an?
Qapla'
Dodo
--
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> Yucky, Exceptional Philip wrote:
> >
> > GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> > >Adma,
> > >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> > >right.
> >
> > You're?
> >
> an?
us!
[boy, aren't we childish]
Dodo
>
> Dodo wrote:
>
> > Yucky, Exceptional Philip wrote:
> > >
> > > GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> > > >Adma,
> > > >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> > > >right.
> > >
> > > You're?
> > >
> > an?
>
> us!
>
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> ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> > Dodo wrote:
> > > Yucky, Exceptional Philip wrote:
> > > > GENERATIONNEXT wrote:
> > > > >Adma,
> > > > >since your such and expert at it I thought you whould at least spell it
> > > > >right.
> > > > You're?
> > > an?
> > us!
> "an"[ada] and "us"?
An + us. An, us. Anus! Tee hee. I say bad word.
Dodo
you're Emma's daddy?