http://ouropinion.virtualave.net/andrew/
change the file to .mp3 instead of .mp...
enjoy
NICE that's pretty damn good.
That is hilarious!
Chris.
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wow
This song is fucking genius. I'll take the liberty of posting the lyrics,
courtesy of "offtopicman" ;-)
Dear Billy
I wrote but you still aint calling
I left my IM, ICQ and my URL at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn
you must not have got em
there probably was a problem with netphoria pop3 account or something
Sometimes I type the address to sloppy when i jot 'em
but anyways fuck it, whats been up, hows yelena doing?
My boyfriend's pregnenat to, i mean hahah were adopting
If I have a daughter guess what Im gonna call her?
Im gonna name her June
I read about Johantan Melvoin too, Im sorry
I had a friend take Heroin over some netphorian who didnt want him
I know you probably here this everyday but Im your biggest fan
I even got that old shit you did with that hexen band
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like that shit you did with Puffy, that shit was phat
Anyways i hope you hear this man
hit me back just to chat
your biggest fan
Andrew Pakula
Dear Billy
you still aint emailed or IM'd me
I hope you have a chance
I aint mad, i just think its fucked up you dont answer netphorians
if you didnt want to talk to me outside your concert you didnt have to
but now im gonna go on netphoria and fucking bash you
These kids fucking love me man I'm their godamn hero
they paid for my new hummer and i always cruise to zero
Hey Billy want to go for a ride? thats pretty cool man
your like my fucking idol
I want to be just like you make cash off people that like you
be proud though, my site gives me lots of money
I have these banners that people click
its like a party
I wish you at my back
see I'm just like you in a way
People always thought that I was gay, the only difference is I AM
I can relate to what your saying in your songs
so when i have a shitty day i go on napster for very long
Cos i dont really have the cash for your cds so i sell cdrs and get my
released mp3s
Dave Asselin releases all this shit to the community
what the fuck is there a real machina 2 for me
I know there are only 25 copies, but common please dont quit
see everything you say is real and I respect you cos you tell it
My boyfreinds jealous cos i talk about you 24/7
but he doesnt make as much money off of you as i do
no one does, he dont know what it was like for people like us growing up
you gotta call me man, i'll be the biggest fan you ever lose
sincerly yours andrew Pakula
PS. send me mashed potatoes - the box set; not the real audio sourced mp3s
Dear Mr. Im to good to call or write netporians
this will be the last mp3 i ever send your ass
its been 6 months and still no word, i dont deserve it
i know you got my last 2 emails i wrote the addresses them on perfect
so this is my mp3 im sending you
I hope you hear it
Im on my lap top right now Im doing 90 words a minute on the keyboard
Hey Bill I drank a 2 liter of Jolt Cola, dare me to drive?
You know the song by James Iha Be strong now
what the fuck were you thinking when you let James Iha go solo?
some Johantan Melvoin Heroin or something?
Thats kinda how this is, you could have rescued me from overdoesing
look at my board Billy
Nobodies posting!
and I wanted was a lousy album or a bootleg
I hope you know i ripped all of your cds and uploaded them to napster
I love you Bill we could have been together, think about it
you ruined it now, i hope you cant sleep when you dream about it
and when you dream I hope you get up and write a song about it
I hope your solo projet sucks and ends up sounding like adore
You see Billy
Shut up Peabody, Im trying to talk
Hey Bill thats my boyfriend screaming in the trunk
But i didnt slit his troat i jus tied him up
See I aint like you, I made him listen to Let it Come down on repeat and now
he'll die too
Well I gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now
Oh shit I forgot how am I supposed to send this shit out