THE Summer Girls PARODY SONG
Likkle Bam Bam
is solely for entertainment and to poke fun at LFO. The lyrics certainly do
not reflect my opinions about women or life in general. They are merely lyrics
that would be completely hillarious, ecspecially in a slow song with 3 preppy
white guys trying to rap...so here goes:
Cheech and Chong took a lot of hits
can you help me shave my armpits?
and I think its fly when I get real high off of chronic, off of chronic
I like girls that wear clothes that show off their tits
high beamin, i look....I admit
but Ive been gone since that reefer, since that reefer
Get in my belly, Im damn sexy!
I get baby back ribs at Chillis
Youre the best ribs that I ever did have
I want my baby back baby back baby back
When you suck my dick I cum then I go
get out of my house you slut bitch ho
Call me Fat Bastard cause I like to eat babies
but I dont eat squirrels cause I might catch rabbies
Now I cant forget you and it makes me mad
I hear LFO likes to take it in the ass
Im always happy when my dick gets sucked
Macauly Culkin was in "I DONT GIVE A FUCK!"
I like when a girl is down on her knees
Michael J. Fox has Parkinsans' disease
When I met you I said my name is Jeff
but you didnt hear me cause you're fuckin deaf
Cheech and Chong took a lot of hits
can you help me shave my armpits?
and I think its fly when I get real high off of chronic, off of chronic
I like girls that wear clothes that show off their tits
high beamin, i look....I admit
but Ive been gone since that reefer, since that reefer
mr. happy, bearded clam clam say hello
let me see that ass jiggle like jello
never been hip to the "boy group" trend
aint no entry in my back end
dont talk shit cause I love my mama
even though she gave a handjob to the dheli llama
I come from Woonsocket where you smell netco
they burn your shit in case you didnt know
LFO's has the talent of a 4 year old
I'll kick their ass with that bike they stole
Im so damn tired of these fucking pop ballads
bet ya Jodan Knight tossed a whole lot of salads
You like looking at porno magazines
newspaper on the floor to keep your carpet clean
When I said my name was Ryan
but I said my name is Jeff so Im fuckin lying
Cheech and Chong took a lot of hits
can you help me shave my armpits?
and I think its fly when I get real high off of chronic, off of chronic
I like girls that wear clothes that show off their tits
high beamin, i look....I admit
but Ive been gone since that reefer, since that reefer
In the champagne room girls say they'll give you a ride
but listen to Chris Rock and you'll know they lied
No sex in the champagne room, its not allowed
Hi, Im an alcoholic and Im fuckin proud
Mad Dog 20/20 and Bacardi
without Captain Morgan it aint a party
bite your ear off like you were evander holyfield
grab your girls breasts to see if they're real
i like the sound of kicking babies down the stairs
breaking all their fingers and pulling out their hair
hold on one second while I drop a deuce
dirty talk like that will get a girl seduced
now if Ive offended you this is what you need
a kick in the ass and a sackful of weed
when I met you I said my name is Anita
last name Blowjob, should I repeata?
Cheech and Chong took a lot of hits
can you help me shave my armpits?
and I think its fly when I get real high off of chronic, off of chronic
I like girls that wear clothes that show off their tits
high beamin, i look....I admit
but Ive been gone since that reefer, since that reefer
bla bla fucking bla about the summer girls and shit...
fuck the fly ones, fuck the so so ones...give me a winter
girl cause she's got hard nipples cause shes cold
And you can quote me on that (provided you do not misquote me)
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Miss Dana B.
I have been doing homework and cleaning all day.
Anyway...hahahaha....
--Dana B.
Dana Lynn Bitetti
Bryn Mawr College '00
Linguistics
HeyH...@aol.com or dbit...@brynmawr.edu or ICQ 9435354
"The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not
always being so very much fun."--Ferlinghetti
TOM
"Miss Dana B." wrote:
> I don't know why that made my laugh a lot. Probably because it is midnight and
> I have been doing homework and cleaning all day.
>
i liked all the references to eating babies and/or hurting them...too funny!
tom.
Michael Caputo
in other words, the Austin Powers 2 references. Overall I guess it
wasn't much better or worse than any other parody song... however, that
Michael J. Fox Parkinson's rhyme wasn't very cool.
-Mike C
>
> tom.
--
"Man, I blew it. I blew it, man."
"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?"
"I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man."
-Bottle Rocket
JoshPimpen
those guys saying it.
josh
layin the smack down
Likkle Bam Bam
wasn't much better or worse than any other parody song... however, that
Michael J. Fox Parkinson's rhyme wasn't very cool.<<
The whole point was to picture LFO saying it...the Michael J. Fox thing may
have crossed the line, but that was my full intent.
jessica
it.....
~jessica
Claire Chojnacka de la Rocha
>
> >>however, that Michael J. Fox Parkinson's rhyme wasn't very cool.<<
>
> The whole point was to picture LFO saying it...the Michael J. Fox thing
> may have crossed the line, but that was my full intent.
that's what I thought. like, no disrespect to Fox, but blatant disrespect
to LFO 'cause they have all those pointless lines in there. for instance,
the first part of the chorus is pointless enough.
that parody was damn funny.
in the real song, when they say "b-boy style", what the hell are they
talking about? are they in the least comparing themselves to the Beasties??
if so, *BLASPHEMY!!!*
--
claire: a go go go kid with a go go go style
ICQ#: 45512833
"Why does he keep biting his lip like that?" --me about some LFO guy
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Jonathan Hamilton
more info, http://www.b-boys.com.
You know, it might even mean the Backstreet Boys. Ew.