how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
BugleBass1
Pat
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"stupid games are for stupid people" - A New Found Glory
Jay Menapace
A mod, a crust punk, and a skin walk into a pub, and each orders a pint and
sits down. The pub is a bit of a dive, so before long, a fly lands in the
mod's drink. Disgusted, he shoves the pint back across the bar and demands
that the bartender give him another drink. Soon another fly lands in the
crusty's drink. He slurps it down along with the beer without so much as a
thought. Still another fly lands in the skin's drink. With a severe look on
his face, the skin reaches into his glass and grabs the fly, pulls it close to
his face and demands, "You give that back!"
--Jay Insult
>http://www.theinsults.cjb.net<
"No one outplays the Rock 'N Roll Space Bandits!"
--The Rock 'N Roll Space Bandits from "Super Friends"
Ryan
-ryan
>A mod, a crust punk, and a skin walk into a pub, and each orders a pint and
>sits down. The pub is a bit of a dive, so before long, a fly lands in the
>mod's drink. Disgusted, he shoves the pint back across the bar and demands
>that the bartender give him another drink. Soon another fly lands in the
>crusty's drink. He slurps it down along with the beer without so much as a
>thought. Still another fly lands in the skin's drink. With a severe look on
>his face, the skin reaches into his glass and grabs the fly, pulls it close
>to
>his face and demands, "You give that back!"
>
"INTENSIFY!" -Pilfers
Danger100
A punk and a kid are walking down the street when the kid turns to the punk and
asks, "What is a punk?" The punk notices a trashcan nearby and kicks it right
over. The punk replies, "That is punk!" They continue to walk down the street
when the kid spots a second trashcan. The kid raises his leg and kicks over
that trashcan. He turns to the punk and asks, "Is that punk?" The punk replies,
"No, that's trendy."
Danger
"Smell ya later" - Elementary friend teasing a poor kid who pooped in his pants
Ryan
-ryan
"INTENSIFY!" -Pilfers
ModYSoul
a cop! *bah dum ching!*
I slay me...
Marisol
"you're so hip"
Brett M. Tubin
>
>a cop! *bah dum ching!*
now thats funny...
:o)
Brett
If you only knew....
arielle castillo
a cop! *bah dum ching!* >>
sadly, marisol beat me to that one.
here's one equally cringe-worthy:
there's a three-story apartment building. some hippies live on the first
floor, punks on the second, and skinheads on the third. one afternoon, there's
an earthquake. who survives?
... the skinheads, 'cuz they were at work.
ummm....
<rimshot>
love,
--arielle
http://members.xoom.com/motowngal
ModYSoul
>here's one equally cringe-worthy:
Oh I have another one, and it's Brett Approved.
How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2! One to drop it and the other to "pickitup pickitup!"
Mwhahahahaha...
I should be the Ska Comedian.. or not..
Marcus
>
><< A skinhead, a rudeboy, and a punk are all in a car... who's driving?
>
>a cop! *bah dum ching!* >>
>
>here's one equally cringe-worthy:
>
>floor, punks on the second, and skinheads on the third. one afternoon,
>there's
>an earthquake. who survives?
>... the skinheads, 'cuz they were at work.
>
>ummm....
><rimshot>
>
Both of those, though are just modified off racist jokes(I'm sure everyone can
figure it out).
Umm light bulb ones.
How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Riot Girls: One to do it, the other to write a zine about it
Skinheads: One to screw it in, 10 to back him up(I've heard this also used with
hardcore kids)
Anarchists: 3, one to steal it, one to break it and one to whine about how the
ameriKKKan oppressors are keeping them from getting light.
Punk: 4 one to screw it in and the rest to pull the ladder from underneath him
Femminist: two, one to get a man to do it for her, and the other to say how a
woman could do just as good a job
And the worst
Rudeboys: 5, one to hold the ladder, one to drop the lightbulb and the rest to
say pick it up pick it up
Marcus
Pounding the Pavement
Fanzine and Small Mailorder
Soul-Ska-Reggae
http://www.zyworld.com/ptpzine/index.htm
The DE Rude Boy
that's rough. Really.
Funny as hell, but rough.
Manley
the DE Rude Boy
Rathskeller
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I do, their webpage is pska.com
Brett M. Tubin
>
ehh, i dunno about approving this one. This was the one some TR groupie said
to me, and i just looked at her blankly for a little while....hehe
now the fly, me being slow witted. hehe that i approve.
Satans Plumber
does anyone know any good ska jokes?
Pat
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"stupid games are for stupid people" - A New Found Glory >>
Ska is a joke. =P
jOe
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wakefoose moose
> A punk and a kid are walking down the street when the kid turns to the
punk and
> asks, "What is a punk?" The punk notices a trashcan nearby and kicks it
right
> over. The punk replies, "That is punk!" They continue to walk down the
street
> when the kid spots a second trashcan. The kid raises his leg and kicks
over
> that trashcan. He turns to the punk and asks, "Is that punk?" The punk
replies,
> "No, that's trendy."
jim
BMWkaya
>>
>>a cop! *bah dum ching!*
>
>:o)
>Brett
well brett....if the rudeboy is in a box then he would be in the trunk of the
cop car. hehehehe..sorry brett :-P (i think brett and Django are the only ones
that will get that one)
peace
Kurt
"We're just a Nut*meg Music kind of band, Sharepropping with the peeps
all across the land Another hip connection in Highperspice, when we
can chill in your real, it feels real nice."
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Before you buy.
Brett M. Tubin
>well brett....if the rudeboy is in a box then he would be in the trunk of the
>cop car. hehehehe..sorry brett :-P (i think brett and Django are the only
>ones
>that will get that one)
>peace
>Kurt
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