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Prozacman

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Jul 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/10/98
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Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?

Bands like reel big fish or planet smasher as exemple...

Michael Caputo

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Prozacman wrote:
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> Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?
>
> Bands like reel big fish or planet smasher as exemple...

everyone can use a little lesbo-tainment...

-Mike C

OffBeat51

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hmmm...i guess i'm listening to the wrong bands...

-the other alan
++(batteries not included)++

NickHurl1

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Where are these ska songs about lesbians, and why haven't I heard them yet?!

-Nick H.

"Don't need no guns or no drugs on our streets
Just a place to go and the boots on our feet."
- Dropkick Murphy's

"Cause when it's said and done I'll look back
On friends like you!"
- Dropkick Murphy's

GaNGuScoN2

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>Bands like reel big fish or planet smasher as exemple...

Boy... that's A LOT of ska!!

-Gangus
"Don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
"There you go again. Always taking someone else's side. Flanders... the Water
Department... God..." Homer & Marge
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BMCKEE1

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alot of songs in lots of musicl talk about lesbians

Beer_Lord

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I have both Planet Smashers cd's, and I can only think of one song (My
girl friend is a Lesbian) on the subject. This does not seam to be a
huge amount to me.

Michael Caputo wrote:

> Prozacman wrote:
> >
> > Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?
> >

> > Bands like reel big fish or planet smasher as exemple...
>

FrOgPhReAk

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Yeah, especially Jill Sobule....

"I kissed a girl"

yeah, yeah, I know she's not ska, but still...


-Paula "WatchGirl"
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DanBot 2099

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Prozacman wrote in message <01bdac05$2b513c40$65e9...@icrdl.icrdl.net>...

>Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?
Damn, you caught on. Ska is actually a code word that lesbians use when they
want to get drunk at the local pool hall and go down on each other in the
backseat of their Buick Skylarks.
Could you leave now? Because you're ruining the drunken orgy.
keeping it highly theoretical,
danielle "the feline has escaped its enclosure" levine

Dizzy bon

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Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/11/98
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>backseat of their Buick Skylarks.

hey! i have a buick skylark ... are you trying to say something?


the very confused,
- pasha
... who is decidedly not kim ...

Skankastic

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You have a buick skylark? Oh boy...
Marisol
Any...@anywhereusa.com
Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas - Love, Loyalty, and Friendship

Dizzy bon

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>You have a buick skylark? Oh boy...

aw, what's up wit dat? you dissin my ride?


homey g don't play games like dat!
- pasha

Skankastic

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Hey, I wasn't dissing. I meant, "Oh boy... a buick skylark has lots of makeout
room unlike my very uncool nissan sentra."

Not a makeout kid,

dche...@nypl.org

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In article <6o6q20$8c$1...@fir.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,

"DanBot 2099" <epl...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> Prozacman wrote in message <01bdac05$2b513c40$65e9...@icrdl.icrdl.net>...
> >Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?


"Leasbians"? Or those women who only rent their sexuality?
Or really small lesbians?

> Damn, you caught on. Ska is actually a code word that lesbians use when they
> want to get drunk at the local pool hall and go down on each other in the

> backseat of their Buick Skylarks.


Hey, for a ride in a skylark, I'D be a lesbian! Or at least a leasbian.

I can think of maybe all of 4 songs out now that talk about guys whose
girlfriends left them for a woman. Not exactly a trend, but maybe it says
something about what lousy lays all you str8t boys are.


Dan, the ska librarian
dche...@nypl.org


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Guava Baby

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DanBot 2099 wrote:
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> Prozacman wrote in message <01bdac05$2b513c40$65e9...@icrdl.icrdl.net>...
> >Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?
> Damn, you caught on. Ska is actually a code word that lesbians use when they
> want to get drunk at the local pool hall and go down on each other in the
> backseat of their Buick Skylarks.
> Could you leave now? Because you're ruining the drunken orgy.
> keeping it highly theoretical,
> danielle "the feline has escaped its enclosure" levine

It's all about the very rude girls.

Leigh

Skankastic

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>> Damn, you caught on. Ska is actually a code word that lesbians use when
>they
>> want to get drunk at the local pool hall and go down on each other in the
>> backseat of their Buick Skylarks.
>
>
>Hey, for a ride in a skylark, I'D be a lesbian! Or at least a leasbian.

Hey Dan, Pasha has a Skylark... maybe he'd let you ride in it and release yer
lesbian inhibitions.

Mantooth

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> Where are these ska songs about lesbians, and why haven't I heard them
yet?!

i think he's talking about "she's got a girlfreind now", like that's the
only ska song he's heard.
--

blake.
--
dance, too much booty in the pants

Me (who else would it be?)

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Skankastic wrote:
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> Hey, I wasn't dissing. I meant, "Oh boy... a buick skylark has lots of makeout
> room unlike my very uncool nissan sentra."
>
> Not a makeout kid,
> Marisol
> Any...@anywhereusa.com
> Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas - Love, Loyalty, and Friendship

ugh...my grandparents own a Buick Skylark. :(


--
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cathy

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(http://edbo.com/boudicca)
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SkaNerd76

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Jul 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/12/98
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>the very confused,
>- pasha
>... who is decidedly not kim ...

although you really want to be . . . -kim


--

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the skinhead types . . .It was fun . . .We were their greatest supporters,
you know"
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AceOfSka

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>Hey, I wasn't dissing. I meant, "Oh boy... a buick skylark has lots of makeout
>room unlike my very uncool nissan sentra."
>
>Not a makeout kid,
>Marisol
>Any...@anywhereusa.com
>Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas - Love, Loyalty, and Friendship

not like i'm the makeout fiend or anything, but don't even bother to try to
make out in the back seat of a jeep wrangler when you're 6'4"!! it just
DOESN'T work!

too big for his own good,
-marshall

Skankastic

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>not like i'm the makeout fiend or anything, but don't even bother to try to
>make out in the back seat of a jeep wrangler when you're 6'4"!! it just
>DOESN'T work!

Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's 6'3,
I'm a friggin 5'3!!! What's up with that!?

Shorty,

Guava Baby

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Skankastic wrote:
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> Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's 6'3,
> I'm a friggin 5'3!!! What's up with that!?
>
> Shorty,
> Marisol

Go ahead, Dana, make her day!

;)
Leigh (5'9")

Dizzy bon

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>Pasha's 6'3,

six'two"

dance on!
- pasha

Skankastic

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You *said* 6'3", dear...

The_Shitty_Ninja

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"Prozacman" <fso...@icrdl.net> wrote:

>Yeah! Why does a lot of ska song talk about leasbians?

>Bands like reel big fish or planet smasher as exemple...


how can you consider 2 bands a lot?

Now don't get me wrong, i don't have anything agaist lesbians.....and
that's ashame

~nick


Michael Caputo

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: Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's 6'3,

Pasha is 6'3"?!?!?! jeezus! since when do girls get that tall? (damn...
you're a half inch taller than me! I've never met *any* girl taller than
me...)

: I'm a friggin 5'3!!! What's up with that!?

Dana is 3'8" or sumpin...

-Mike C


: Shorty,
: Marisol


: Any...@anywhereusa.com
: Gra Dilseacht Cairdeas - Love, Loyalty, and Friendship

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Michael Caputo

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Skankastic (skank...@aol.com) wrote:
: >>Pasha's 6'3,

: >
: >six'two"
: >
: >dance on!
: >- pasha

a *ha*... looks like the tables have turned... like hell I'm gonna be
shorter than some chick... ;)

-Mike C

Michael Caputo

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: not like i'm the makeout fiend or anything, but don't even bother to try to

: make out in the back seat of a jeep wrangler when you're 6'4"!! it just
: DOESN'T work!

I know what you mean... at least about the hight thing... but, are you
really 6'4"? you didn't look it... (i'm 6ft. 2 and a half in.)

-Mike C

: too big for his own good,
: -marshall

--

MindToilet

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see, the simple truth of the situation is that ugly thing from No Doubt, and
that gal from Save Ferris who wears the same dress to every concert she's in,
are getting it on! why do you think they sound so much alike! it's that tandem
singing in the shower together in the morning that gets them off!

As the guy from MU330 said, Boo-yeah!

Joeysmackerma'bitchup'-aaawwwshit!
Head Satanic Plumber,
MT mag-ska-zine

Sean McSean

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Michael Caputo wrote in message <6od4sp$qai$2...@news.ycc.yale.edu>...

>
>: Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's
6'3,
>
>Pasha is 6'3"?!?!?! jeezus! since when do girls get that tall? (damn...
>you're a half inch taller than me! I've never met *any* girl taller than
>me...)
>
>
>Dana is 3'8" or sumpin...
>
>-Mike C


Hey Caputo. .Pasha isn't a girl.

- Sean

Sean McSean

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Michael Caputo wrote in message <6od4ur$qai$3...@news.ycc.yale.edu>...

>Skankastic (skank...@aol.com) wrote:
>: >>Pasha's 6'3,
>: >
>: >six'two"
>: >
>: >dance on!
>: >- pasha
>
>a *ha*... looks like the tables have turned... like hell I'm gonna be
>shorter than some chick... ;)
>
>-Mike C


Again, you may hang your head in embarrasment. . . . .

- Sean

Michael Caputo

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: Hey Caputo. .Pasha isn't a girl.

ohhhhh my... do I feel like an idiot... ooooo boy... hehe hheh heh...
please excuse me... umm... I guess It's good I found this out now, rather
than later... (you do realize that the *entire* time you have been posting
since the very begining I always figured you were a girl! Do you realize
how stupid I feel?)

-Mike C


: - Sean

Michael Caputo

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Sean McSean (sean.r.m...@drexel.edu) wrote:

: Michael Caputo wrote in message <6od4ur$qai$3...@news.ycc.yale.edu>...
: >Skankastic (skank...@aol.com) wrote:
: >: >>Pasha's 6'3,
: >: >
: >: >six'two"
: >: >


: >: >dance on!
: >: >- pasha
: >
: >a *ha*... looks like the tables have turned... like hell I'm gonna be
: >shorter than some chick... ;)
: >
: >-Mike C


: Again, you may hang your head in embarrasment. . . . .

it's still hung from two messages back...

HeyHepCat

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>Go ahead, Dana, make her day!
>
>;)
>Leigh (5'9")

Hee hee..ok. I am 4 feet 11 inches tall with no shoes on.

--Dana B.

Dana Lynn Bitetti
Bryn Mawr College '00
Linguistics
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Skankastic

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>>: Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's
>6'3,
>>
>>Pasha is 6'3"?!?!?! jeezus! since when do girls get that tall? (damn...
>>you're a half inch taller than me! I've never met *any* girl taller than
>>me...)
>>
>>
>>Dana is 3'8" or sumpin...
>>
>>-Mike C
>
>
>Hey Caputo. .Pasha isn't a girl.
>

*busting up laughing* Paul (aka Pasha) is gonna have a *great* time reading
this... hhaahhahhaa.... I've always teased him about this, it's coming out,
it's great...
Love you, Pasha (and no, I'm not a lesbian),

Skadaddie

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>>>: Ok, I wanna know what's up with all you tall people. You're 6'4, Pasha's
>>6'3,
>>>
>>>Pasha is 6'3"?!?!?! jeezus! since when do girls get that tall? (damn...
>>>you're a half inch taller than me! I've never met *any* girl taller than
>>>me...)
>>>
>>>
>>>Dana is 3'8" or sumpin...
>>>
>>>-Mike C
>>
>>
>>Hey Caputo. .Pasha isn't a girl.
>>
>
>*busting up laughing* Paul (aka Pasha) is gonna have a *great* time reading
>this... hhaahhahhaa.... I've always teased him about this, it's coming out,
>it's great...
>Love you, Pasha (and no, I'm not a lesbian),
>Marisol
>

I always thought Pasha was a girl too. A few weeks ago I started t wonder,
butfigured I was wrong. Whoops sorry about tha Pasha(aka Paul).


Adam Scott
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/rudeandreckless

"Drink, drink, drink. Smoke, smoke smoke. Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck."

-Frank Sinatra


AxCxAxB

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>*busting up laughing* Paul (aka Pasha) is gonna have a *great* time reading
>this... hhaahhahhaa.... I've always teased him about this, it's coming out,
>it's great...
>Love you, Pasha (and no, I'm not a lesbian),
>Marisol

admittedely i always thought pasha was female until i found out her name was
paul
cheers,
Cameron
_______________
its a conspiracy
where's my rifle?


dche...@nypl.org

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In article <199807111840...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,

skank...@aol.com (Skankastic) wrote:
>
> >
> >Hey, for a ride in a skylark, I'D be a lesbian! Or at least a leasbian.
>
> Hey Dan, Pasha has a Skylark... maybe he'd let you ride in it and release yer
> lesbian inhibitions.


Oh great, like I need "lesbian ska ho" added to my many achievments!
But Pasha is taller than I am, so I guess he'd have to be the "butch!"


Dan, the ska librarian (a measley 6'1")

Guava Baby

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dche...@nypl.org wrote:
>
> > Hey Dan, Pasha has a Skylark... maybe he'd let you ride in it and release yer
> > lesbian inhibitions.
>
> Oh great, like I need "lesbian ska ho" added to my many achievments!
> But Pasha is taller than I am, so I guess he'd have to be the "butch!"
>
> Dan, the ska librarian (a measley 6'1")

Yeah, but I bet you've got more tattoos. That should count for
something!

Meanwhile, tell us more about leasbians. I'm not doing anything with my
sexuality at the mo; maybe I could make some cash renting it to someone
in need.

Leigh

FrOgPhReAk

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Am I the only one in the whole newsgroup who figured that Pasha was a guy? Am I
the only one who notices that when people reffer to Pasha they say "he" and
"him"? Or is this a conspiracy to make me feel smarter just to bring me down to
look like a dork?

I think it's the third one...I may just be paranoid.


-Paula "WatchGirl"
11 12 1
10 | 2
9 |__ 3
8 4
7 6 5
frogp...@aol.com
Love what you do, do what you love!

Michael Caputo

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Raw DNA wrote:
>
> Watch out, all you men out there, the lesbians and the pro-abortionists are
> taking over!!!!!
>
> The PALs(Pro-abortion Lesbians) are an organization of feminazi women out there
> who believe the time of men is over!!!!

and all this time I thought it was the Police Athletic League! Well,
the next time they try to play softball at the park across the street
from my place, they are going to get quite a talking to.

-Mike C

Michael Caputo

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> I think the first time i ever say Pasha post, back in the day when he was
> SkaOreo, i thought maybe he was a girl but usually i look up everyones' AOL
> profiles and his said Male under Sex.
> I think it is the non-AOL people who get confused. Of course Dana can also be
> a guys name, so maybe someone out there is or was confused about me.

>
> --Dana B.
>
> Dana Lynn Bitetti

dana lynn? the 4 foot tall girl in the knee high boots? sean's
girlfriend? I doubt there is confusion... you have established your
gender pretty well.

-Mike C

AceOfSka

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Jul 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/14/98
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>I know what you mean... at least about the hight thing... but, are you
>really 6'4"? you didn't look it... (i'm 6ft. 2 and a half in.)
>
>-Mike C

this could possibly be stemming from the fact that we were sitting down the
whole time we were talking.

-marshall

Raw DNA

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Watch out, all you men out there, the lesbians and the pro-abortionists are
taking over!!!!!

The PALs(Pro-abortion Lesbians) are an organization of feminazi women out there
who believe the time of men is over!!!!

Ever since the possibility of human clonings have been in public interest,
it has been a very high interest among lesbians, especially the strong
man-hating ones. You see, with cloning, there will be no need for men, or
their sperm. No need for traditional reproduction.
Instead, all new children will be created with genetic scientists. This has
nothing really to do with cloning, because it is not in the lesbian interest to
clone themselves, but cloning has gotten the whole genetics field popular
again. Instead, there is the possibilities of flat-out (wo)man-made gene
splicing for reproduction purposes between two women's cells. Then, of course
the only thing needed for the pregnancy and birth is a woman, once again.

Now what some of the most militant of these lesbians are the PALs, who have
actually emerged as a worse terrorist group than the militant pro-lifers, by
causing genocide to all pregnant women carrying an identifiable male fetus.
Sick, I know. They do not wish to murder men, for they do not agree that the
fetuses are alive yet and so it is okay for them to murder the unborn babies.
Of course, as I said, some of the PAL organization has been known to go out
and murder a pregnant woman instead of just beating her belly senseless til
bleeding.

Okay, this is just a warning to all you men out there and any of you women who
think we men are still cute and worth a damn(I'm sure its hard not to agree
that men are scum).

Just a bit of knowledge for your ass

Chris Porkchop
co-creator of your world

"No Man knows, or will ever know, the truth about the gods and about
everything; for even if one happened by chance to say the complete truth,
nevertheless, one would not know it"---Xenophanes

NickHurl1

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Paula "WatchGirl" wrote:
>Am I the only one in the whole newsgroup who figured that Pasha was a guy? Am
>I
>the only one who notices that when people reffer to Pasha they say "he" and
>"him"? Or is this a conspiracy to make me feel smarter just to bring me down
>to
>look like a dork?

I think so. I thought Pasha was a girl, too, until I read his AOHell profile
and found out that "she" was actually "he." Please don't hurt me, Pasha. NO!
WAIT! PLEASE! PUT DOWN THE KNIFE, I'M BEGGING YOU! AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

-Nick H.

"Don't need no guns or no drugs on our streets
Just a place to go and the boots on our feet."
- Dropkick Murphy's

"Cause when it's said and done I'll look back
On friends like you!"
- Dropkick Murphy's

HeyHepCat

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>
>Am I the only one in the whole newsgroup who figured that Pasha was a guy? Am
>I
>the only one who notices that when people reffer to Pasha they say "he" and
>"him"? Or is this a conspiracy to make me feel smarter just to bring me down
>to
>look like a dork?

I think the first time i ever say Pasha post, back in the day when he was


SkaOreo, i thought maybe he was a girl but usually i look up everyones' AOL
profiles and his said Male under Sex.
I think it is the non-AOL people who get confused. Of course Dana can also be
a guys name, so maybe someone out there is or was confused about me.

--Dana B.

Dana Lynn Bitetti

The_Shitty_Ninja

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Michael Caputo <juj...@glazunov.dc.yale.edu> wrote:

>Raw DNA wrote:
>>
>> Watch out, all you men out there, the lesbians and the pro-abortionists are
>> taking over!!!!!
>>
>> The PALs(Pro-abortion Lesbians) are an organization of feminazi women out there
>> who believe the time of men is over!!!!

>and all this time I thought it was the Police Athletic League! Well,


>the next time they try to play softball at the park across the street
>from my place, they are going to get quite a talking to.

you mean the cops where you live play sports?
all of em over here are too damn outta shape to do anything active,
including chase people. It's sad I out ran 2 cops on the beach while
drunk off my ass, and I'm in terrible shape.

~nick

dche...@nypl.org

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In article <35AA90...@mindspring.com>,

guav...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
>
> Yeah, but I bet you've got more tattoos. That should count for
> something!
>

Only in the "intellectual rough trade" dept.!


> Meanwhile, tell us more about leasbians. I'm not doing anything with my
> sexuality at the mo; maybe I could make some cash renting it to someone
> in need.


C'mon, leigh, you're a lawyer! I'm sure there's a contract you could write up
leasing out your lesbian! (Low interest rates, comfortable installment plans
and an option to buy)

>


Dan, the ska librarian
dche...@nypl.org

Andy Christopher

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oh shit, for some reason i always thought pasha was a girl too.... sorry dude ..
anyone else find this weird that this many people thought pasha was a girl? damn
maybe i'm just stupid.

> >*busting up laughing* Paul (aka Pasha) is gonna have a *great* time reading
> >this... hhaahhahhaa.... I've always teased him about this, it's coming out,
> >it's great...
> >Love you, Pasha (and no, I'm not a lesbian),
> >Marisol
> >
>

> I always thought Pasha was a girl too. A few weeks ago I started t wonder,
> butfigured I was wrong. Whoops sorry about tha Pasha(aka Paul).
>
> Adam Scott
> http://www.angelfire.com/pa/rudeandreckless

--
Andy Christopher
Co-Founder BitchSlap Records
"Punk,Ska,Hardcore,Emo"
BitchSlap Page: http://skapunx.ml.org/~bitchslap/

Guava Baby

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dche...@nypl.org wrote:
>
> In article <35AA90...@mindspring.com>,
> guav...@mindspring.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > Yeah, but I bet you've got more tattoos. That should count for
> > something!
> >
>
> Only in the "intellectual rough trade" dept.!

LOL!


>
> > Meanwhile, tell us more about leasbians. I'm not doing anything with my
> > sexuality at the mo; maybe I could make some cash renting it to someone
> > in need.
>
> C'mon, leigh, you're a lawyer! I'm sure there's a contract you could write up
> leasing out your lesbian! (Low interest rates, comfortable installment plans
> and an option to buy)

You obviously don't know diddley about lawyers. If someone else hasn't
already written a form I can rip off, it ain't gonna happen!

Leigh

SkaNerd76

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>C'mon, leigh, you're a lawyer! I'm sure there's a contract you could write up
>leasing out your lesbian! (Low interest rates, comfortable installment plans
>and an option to buy)
>
>

while your at it leigh, could you lease out mine too? i sure could use the
money and i probably won't be needing it for quite some time. -kim


--

"Fighting is rather nice. Do you remember when they broke my nose? They were
the skinhead types . . .It was fun . . .We were their greatest supporters,
you know"
-Gilbert & George

Guava Baby

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SkaNerd76 wrote:
>
> >C'mon, leigh, you're a lawyer! I'm sure there's a contract you could write up
> >leasing out your lesbian! (Low interest rates, comfortable installment plans
> >and an option to buy)
> >
> >
>
> while your at it leigh, could you lease out mine too? i sure could use the
> money and i probably won't be needing it for quite some time. -kim

Kim, I think we've got something here: let's lease them out together.
They do all the work, we get all the profits. It's genius!

Leigh

OffBeat51

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Jul 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/15/98
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>oh shit, for some reason i always thought pasha was a girl too.... sorry dude
>..
>anyone else find this weird that this many people thought pasha was a girl?
>damn
>maybe i'm just stupid.

i hear ya' buddy...i've got my hand raised...

-alan, the sexy ska wanker (you asked for it!!)
i'll never love anyone like i loved george...the amazing
live sea monkey...

Skankastic

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>oh shit, for some reason i always thought pasha was a girl too.... sorry dude
>..
>anyone else find this weird that this many people thought pasha was a girl?
>damn
>maybe i'm just stupid.
>
>> >*busting up laughing* Paul (aka Pasha) is gonna have a *great* time
>reading
>> >this... hhaahhahhaa.... I've always teased him about this, it's coming
>out,
>> >it's great...
>> >Love you, Pasha (and no, I'm not a lesbian),
>> >Marisol

Um, obviously, I think it's funny. And sad, in a weird kinda way.

Dizzy bon

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>Am I the only one in the whole newsgroup who figured that Pasha was a guy?

no. there are actually two people. you, and marshall. special props go to
marshall because he guessed the approx. area where the name is used ...


dance on!
- pasha

Dizzy bon

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Jul 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/15/98
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> (you do realize that the *entire* time you have been posting since the very
begining I always figured you were a girl! Do you realize
how stupid I feel?)<

probably about as embarassed as i feel right now ...


dance on!
- paul

Dizzy bon

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Jul 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/15/98
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>like hell I'm gonna be shorter than some chick... ;)

a) i'm not "some chick" (as i'm sure we've established by now)

b) i busted out the tape measure today and it says i'm "six feet two inches,
and a half", so either way, i'm not taller than you.


dance on!
- paul

Skajason

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Jul 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/15/98
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me too. then one day i think it ws marisol that referred to pasha as "him" so i
kind of caught on before pasha could correct me on that one
jason t

SkaNerd76

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>
>Kim, I think we've got something here: let's lease them out together.>They do
all the work, we get all the profits. It's genius!
>
>Leigh

you start the paperwork and i'll start rounding up potential clients . . . we
could start an entire leasing buisness!!! => -kim

Skankastic

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>me too. then one day i think it ws marisol that referred to pasha as "him" so
>i
>kind of caught on before pasha could correct me on that one

I'm glad I set you straight, young man.
The sexy Irish/Mexican Princess,

BEP

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Jul 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/15/98
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SkaNerd76 wrote:
>
> >
> >Kim, I think we've got something here: let's lease them out together.>They do
> all the work, we get all the profits. It's genius!
> >
> >Leigh
>
> you start the paperwork and i'll start rounding up potential clients . . . we
> could start an entire leasing buisness!!! => -kim

Could I be one of your first clients! I'd make a great lesbian!!

BEP
(Who's looking forward to this business venture!)

noah...@smtplink.mssm.edu

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Jul 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/16/98
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In article <199807151519...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,

skan...@aol.com (SkaNerd76) wrote:
> >
> >Kim, I think we've got something here: let's lease them out together.>They do
> all the work, we get all the profits. It's genius!
>
> you start the paperwork and i'll start rounding up potential clients . . . we
> could start an entire leasing buisness!!! => -kim

You know, I was this close to asking you guys to marry me, and now what do I
find but the two of you are ho-ing it up here on ams. I'm crushed.

N-Roy

Guava Baby

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Jul 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/16/98
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noah...@smtplink.mssm.edu wrote:
>
> In article <199807151519...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
> skan...@aol.com (SkaNerd76) wrote:
> > >
> > >Kim, I think we've got something here: let's lease them out together.>They do
> > all the work, we get all the profits. It's genius!
> >
> > you start the paperwork and i'll start rounding up potential clients . . . we
> > could start an entire leasing buisness!!! => -kim
>
> You know, I was this close to asking you guys to marry me, and now what do I
> find but the two of you are ho-ing it up here on ams. I'm crushed.
>
> N-Roy

We'd be more than glad to marry you, N~Roy, pookie. How much cash you
got?

Leigh

David Christopher Elliott

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Jul 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/17/98
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Guava Baby wrote:

Cash? So can I get in on this? I mean, we can move to india or something.

--
-dave[ICQ#12832081]

noah...@smtplink.mssm.edu

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Jul 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/17/98
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In article <35AE48...@mindspring.com>,
guav...@mindspring.com wrote:

> noah...@smtplink.mssm.edu wrote:
> > You know, I was this close to asking you guys to marry me, and now what do I
> > find but the two of you are ho-ing it up here on ams. I'm crushed.
>
> We'd be more than glad to marry you, N~Roy, pookie. How much cash you
> got?

Not enough, I imagine. I'll start saving, though. Nothing drives me crazy
more than a woman who calls me "pookie".

SkaNerd76

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> You know, I was this close to asking you guys to marry me, and now what do
>I> find but the two of you are ho-ing it up here on ams. I'm crushed.
>
> N-Roy

hell, i'll marry you noah. if your working some big medical job, there's gotta
be money in it sometime. besides, we aren't ho-ing it up, we're leasing out our
sexuality, its all very buisness-like. => -kim

TNolan9716

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Jul 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/18/98
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"Romeo" is the one.

TNolan9716

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Jul 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/18/98
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There's that one on the Too Hep comp...
"Julie"

(Julie's got a cucumber, and it's more man than me)

Tim Nolan

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