rock n roll paulie's death notice
the land surfer
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oh hi psychic blog
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the stranglers
'gold and brown'
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i had to kill off such a
useless character
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been five months now
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isaac
is back in town
are ya still travelling on a unicycle man ?
"um yeah"
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so how's th valley then ?
"i havent been there in five months"
"dont sing on th strete corners"
"of the fortitude valley anymore"
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got another month to go
to make th six month black ban
black is sayin
he still wont come back
after our blackban is finished
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isaac gave me a funny look
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in my back pocket
at th time
was a xmas card
from one of my busker friends
i'd bumped into
while surfin th city
on one wheel
earlier in th night
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icehouse
'love in motion'
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i dont ride a girls bike man
a safety bicycle
th last straw
was bein fined for ridin a bicycle
thru the fortitude valley pedestrian mall
while ridin a unicycle
thru th
fortitude valley
entertainment zone
puttin smiles on dials
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th fuckin revenuers
have gone nuts
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i dont ride a fuckin safety bicycle
this is worse
than soem fuckhead in th crowd
askin me
where's my other wheel ?
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a unicycle is a bicycle
because u say it is
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too insane for me
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and no-one cared
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dragged all my unicycles
out of my car
for a month
didnt ride one
till my body screamed at me
hey man
u remember these rotten testicles
they like bein
comfortably numb
on a unicycle
after ridin a coupel hours
in th big city
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but i cant
go back
to the
fortitude valley
the valley of guts
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it's badly named
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they;re tryin to turn it
into a childrens playground
instead of an
adult one
the redlight district
worse thing th man
has done to brisvegas
in yrs
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laurie anderson
'blue lagoon'
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and rock n roll paulie
doesnt ride his unicycle
thru all th madness
after midnight
rollin up to a corner
to sit down and
make rock
with five different busker mates
on five different corners
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once upon a time
we had
rock n roll george
fj holden
twin fox tails
and all th trimmings
didnt do much
just cruised
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george knew
how big an idiot
most of th crowd were
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six yrs i
cruised th strete
makin music
rollin here and there
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now i
just roll
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fallin off th front of th flywheel
on my super trick
monoshock unicycle
that my twin brother
wont bring into
the fortitude valley
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yr dead to me
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i've got
one month to go but
no incentive
to go back
and sing liek a girl
on strete corners
doin background singing
for th most part
no-one ever sees me
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yeah man
i do it for th attention
doesnt explain why
after six yrs
of no attention
i'm still surfin thru th posts
ignoring u
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my fuckin playground
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i read my diary
of when i;d sing
till dawn
on a strete corner and
unrequited love and
drugs and
rock n roll
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leastwise
in the valley
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fuck ya
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it earns me nothing and
singin to pretty girls and boys
is a waste of my time
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bjork
'one day'
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dont give me that
jammin on strete corners
has cost me thousands
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i see just as many smiles
without gettin off th beast and
i like gettin a unicycle sideways
go and get fucked
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womble
tried to drag me out
into th
surfers paradise street
to go sing
not this time mate
we can jam here and
i'm goin into surfers
to surf
nothing more
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which i did
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there's nothing in it
for rock n roll paulie
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i'll kill th cunt off and
pray i dont run into
my muso mates
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dont look at me liek that isaac
i'm allowed to be
a sensitive artist
too
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i couldnt ride my wheelchair
for a month
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th hugest insult
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i dont ride a fuckin girls bike
even if i do
sing liek a girl
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cunts
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dirty rotten slimy fuckin cunts
who know nothing
about th street they represent
for A YR
i sang nasty songs about
safety bicycles
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if yr fuckin handheld computer
doesnt have unicycle
programme di nto it
maybe u should leave th cunts alone
instead of punching in
bicycle
and tryin to be smart
i notice yr crowd's dropped
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i paid th fine
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t-rex
'telegram sam'
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couldnt find a brisbane ite
who cared
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black cunt
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one more boori
coon
we dont have to look at
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who's better than we are
cant have that man
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sixpack abs and
ride th fuckin thing with eyes closed
never broken a fuckn bone on it
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i'll go my six months
and raise ya another six
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get another fuckin town clown
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arseholes
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pirate jenny
"black - 009"
beeing twin souls together in
the land surfer
[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]
- 325000 witchdoctor kills served
{english translation}
{the wizard of aus}
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p.s.
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the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
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city girls have got nice lights in their eyes - first lyric