The All-Ugly Band
Barfolomew
There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
a lack thereof):
Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
Bass Guitar: Lemmy
Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
weird looking dude.
Anybody else have some suggestions or want to help me edit my choices?
Barfolomew "I'm my own best friend"
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>
> Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
> a lack thereof):
>
> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> weird looking dude.
>
> Anybody else have some suggestions or want to help me edit my choices?
Any "all-ugly" band *must* include Mick Mars. Steve Howe wouldn't be a bad
choice either.
--
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Barfolomew
That's exactly what I was looking for. I forgot about those guys.
Blackie Lawless is another. He could be the lead singer.
Maybe we should get some candidates and then vote?
BaldiePete
"Barfolomew" <no...@home.com> wrote in message
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> An idea came to me as I watched Metal Mania on VH1-Classic today:
> There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
> 80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
> Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
>
> Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
> a lack thereof):
>
> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> weird looking dude.
>
Twisted Sister - all of them !
BaldiePete
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Tommy Paine
>An idea came to me as I watched Metal Mania on VH1-Classic today:
>There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
>80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
>Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
>
>Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
>a lack thereof):
>
>Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
OK
Rhythm Guitar: Mick Marrs
>Bass Guitar: Lemmy
Nope. Geddy.
>Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
>weird looking dude.
How about Matt Frenette (Loverboy)?
Lead vox: Steven Tyler, of course!
>
>Anybody else have some suggestions or want to help me edit my choices?
>
>Barfolomew "I'm my own best friend"
>
>NOT an inmate!
>
>email me at: barf->at<-altmusicrush.com
>www.altmusicrush.com/faq.html Do yourself a favor:
>Read it before posting. The baboons show no mercy.
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Max C. Webster III
> "Barfolomew" <no...@home.com> wrote:
>
>> An idea came to me as I watched Metal Mania on VH1-Classic
>> today: There were some seriously ugly people making metal music
>> during the 80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me
>> think this: Ace Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
>>
>> Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
>> a lack thereof):
>>
>> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
>> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
>> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
>> weird looking dude.
>>
>
> Twisted Sister - all of them !
The Nance says: Aerosmith.
- Max -
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Barfolomew
<baldiepete...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Twisted Sister - all of them !
Good call, Pete.
Barfolomew
<tpaineNOtx@hotNO!2SPAMmail.com> wrote:
>>Bass Guitar: Lemmy
>Nope. Geddy.
Geddy doesn't have a huge fungal growth on his face. That makes Lemmy
the winner in my book.
Mad Dog
My vote goes for Tommy Aldridge on drums.
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Max C. Webster III
>> Maybe we should get some candidates and then vote?
>
> My vote goes for Tommy Aldridge on drums.
>
> http://www.davidcoverdale.com/WhitesnakeGpweb.jpg
But my momma just loves Tommy Aldridge.
She's gotta thing for Lyle Lovett, too.
- Max -
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And Larry Bird.
Blakwydoh
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Mike Smith
>
> The Nance says: Aerosmith.
Let's not forget the Stones - at least Jagger and Richards.
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Pratt Fan
>Bass Guitar: Lemmy
>Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
>weird looking dude.
Guitar: Nikki Six
Only subsistution, and Nicko is def. the ugliest drummer in the world.
Pratt Fan (Pehaps Gene Simmons on Bass, he ain't 'xactly hubba hubba)
Pratt Fan
>
>She's gotta thing for Lyle Lovett, too.
It's not nice to give up mama's secrets, she brought you in to this world, she
can sure as hell take out again. ;)
Pratt Fan (Mom's comin 'round to put it back the way it ought to be)
Barfolomew
wrote:
>Guitar: Nikki Six
Nikki Sixx played bass for Motley Crue. You mean Mick Marrs, don't
you?
Joerg
>There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
>80's.
Indeed!
>Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
>a lack thereof):
Judging from some old record covers, I'd say call in all of King Kobra
or Poison.
norborder
> Pratt Fan (Pehaps Gene Simmons on Bass, he ain't 'xactly hubba hubba)
He ain't exactly a bass player either... ;)
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Barfolomew
<norb...@aol.comshot> wrote:
>"Pratt Fan" sayed:
>
>> Pratt Fan (Pehaps Gene Simmons on Bass, he ain't 'xactly hubba hubba)
>
>
>He ain't exactly a bass player either... ;)
Heh. That's a good point.
Pratt Fan
>you?
Mars...Sixx...they're both ugly, and if if one played the others instument
could you really tell? ; )
Pratt Fan (Dr. Feelgood my ass)
Barfolomew
wrote:
>Pratt Fan (Dr. Feelgood my ass)
Is that a request or a statement? Cause I don't swing that way...
;-)
BaldiePete
> There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
> 80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
> Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
>
> Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
> a lack thereof):
>
> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> weird looking dude.
>
Drums - Phil Collins.
If he was to rob a bank he wouldn't need to put a stocking over his head.
Nyarlathotep
bassist. Simmings can "sing.")
Barfolomew <no...@home.com> wrote in message news:<tva63vst0a0kn6nbs...@4ax.com>...
Nyarlathotep
> Steve Howe wouldn't be a bad choice either.
Yeah, what with that mushroomlike wart on his face.
basspike
> On Sun, 26 Jan 2003 00:34:11 GMT, Barfolomew <no...@home.com> wrote:
>
> >An idea came to me as I watched Metal Mania on VH1-Classic today:
> >There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
> >80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
> >Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
> >
> >Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
> >a lack thereof):
> >
> >Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> OK
>
> Rhythm Guitar: Mick Marrs
> >Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> Nope. Geddy.
>
> >Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> >weird looking dude.
> How about Matt Frenette (Loverboy)?
>
> Lead vox: Steven Tyler, of course!
perfect frontman for the all ugly band. He even looks like he came out
of the grave to perform just like in the second "Crow" movie.
>
BP
7/4
>
> Gene Simmons has to be in this band! (I agree; Lemmy should be the
> bassist. Simmings can "sing.")
>
Would anyone want to get licked or french-kissed by Gene Simmons?
dog
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I was just thinking about his death-warmed-over appearance in general. Someone
please force-feed that guy some hamburger. (But not so much that he gets into
Chris Squire territory...)
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Barfolomew
<damon...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>You gotta cram Ocasek on this list somewhere...
Ding ding, that's a good one.
Daniel McConnell
On Sun, 26 Jan 2003, Barfolomew wrote:
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 19:47:49 -0500, Mike Smith
> <mike.UNDER...@acm.DOT.org> wrote:
>
> >Barfolomew wrote:
> >>
> >> Here's my list so far (remember this is about ugliness, not talent or
> >> a lack thereof):
> >>
> >> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> >> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> >> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> >> weird looking dude.
> >>
> >> Anybody else have some suggestions or want to help me edit my choices?
> >
> >Any "all-ugly" band *must* include Mick Mars. Steve Howe wouldn't be a bad
> >choice either.
>
> That's exactly what I was looking for. I forgot about those guys.
> Blackie Lawless is another. He could be the lead singer.
>
> Maybe we should get some candidates and then vote?
>
Funny how so many of the 80's hair bands are in fact so ugly!
Many from Twisted Sister would be candidates, including Dee Snider.
Nyarlathotep
just like one of the zombies in *Tombs of the Blind Dead*.
Nyarlathotep
> Nyarlathotep wrote:
> >
> > Gene Simmons has to be in this band! (I agree; Lemmy should be the
> > bassist. Simmings can "sing.")
> >
>
> Would anyone want to get licked or french-kissed by Gene Simmons?
The scary thing is that Shannon Tweed married him.
Nyarlathotep
> "Pratt Fan" sayed:
>
> > Pratt Fan (Pehaps Gene Simmons on Bass, he ain't 'xactly hubba hubba)
>
>
> He ain't exactly a bass player either... ;)
Supposedly Simmons hired someone else to do the bass playing on a
solo album he did -- and failed to give the guy(s) credit.
Nyarlathotep
Lerxst has nothing on the corpulent Mr. Squire.
Dan Iwerks
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If only he hired someone else to do the singing. His version of "When
You Wish Upon A Star" is so horrid, it's Shatner-esque.
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Eh? Two worn-out has-beens - seems like a perfect match to me.
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Geo
Barfolomew wrote:
> An idea came to me as I watched Metal Mania on VH1-Classic today:
> There were some seriously ugly people making metal music during the
> 80's. There were 2 videos back to back that made me think this: Ace
> Frehley's group, and Motorhead.
>
> a lack thereof):
>
> Lead Guitar: Ace Frehley
> Bass Guitar: Lemmy
> Drums: This one was hard, but I chose Nicko McBrain. He's just a
> weird looking dude.
>
> Anybody else have some suggestions or want to help me edit my choices?
>
on the planet. Individually, they are the ugliest band on the planet.
Wyman's departure only made them 1/5 less ugly...and they are still
the ugliest around.
Geo
Max C. Webster III wrote:
> "Mad Dog" <matneym@yahoodotcom> done said:
>
>
>>>Maybe we should get some candidates and then vote?
>>
>>My vote goes for Tommy Aldridge on drums.
>>
>>http://www.davidcoverdale.com/WhitesnakeGpweb.jpg
Damn, that looks like 80's style Geddy!!!
>
>
> But my momma just loves Tommy Aldridge.
>
> She's gotta thing for Lyle Lovett, too.
>
> - Max -
> =======
> And Larry Bird.
>
Nyarlathotep
Hmm, maybe so. I just remember her from '83 or so, when she was
anything but worn out.
Mike Smith
>
> Hmm, maybe so. I just remember her from '83 or so, when she was
> anything but worn out.
Heh. Weren't we all. :-/
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