I can haz LOLCODE?
Doppelbock
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"Doppelbock" <fecki...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
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"That was awesome <clap clap clap-clap-clap>"
ironcladlou
> >http://lolcode.com/about
>
> ==========
> HAI
> CAN HAS STDIO?
> I HAS A VAR
> IM IN YR LOOP
> UP VAR!!1
> VISIBLE VAR
> IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
> IM OUTTA YR LOOP
> KTHXBYE
> ==========
>
> "That was awesome <clap clap clap-clap-clap>"
Not often that chant is performed for _source code_.
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ironcladlou (O HAI)
That Chilean Guy
You want awesome? I'll give you awesome. I'll give your righteous and
God-fearing awesome. Allow me to quote from Genesis I:
"1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he
did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode
invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite
wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh
lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not
tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It
were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet
make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed the
skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i
can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh
twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz
dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no
waterz urths and waters oscunz. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An
fruitzors An vegbatels. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish
good, so, letz there be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs
they can getz hai.)13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day
An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An
Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for
no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff,
to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz
good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs
can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big
fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An
other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat
sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not
that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2
cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie
tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar
living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated
tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte,
An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can
openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated
tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz,
no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated
it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh
creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version
0.8a. kthx bai.
"
NO RLY! Check out the lolcat bible:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
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"ironcladlou" <geoff...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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It's practically a new mantra of mine.
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Oh geez, kitty went and got himself a mantra...
ironcladlou
> >> "That was awesome <clap clap clap-clap-clap>"
>
> > Not often that chant is performed for _source code_.
>
> It's practically a new mantra of mine.
>
> --
> Oh geez, kitty went and got himself a mantra...
Why the hell not? There's a shortage of awesome things in this world.
You gotta find the ones you can.
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ironcladlou wishes he could get a job writing LOLCODE
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