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drumslut

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Jun 26, 2002, 11:59:48 PM6/26/02
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27 June 2002

Nickleback front man Chad Kroeger has been voted the ugliest man in
rock, in an online poll.

Readers of British music magazine Kerrang, who ran the Internet
survey, are convinced the 'How You Remind' hitmaker tops the list of
aesthetically displeasing rockers. Matt Bellamy of Muse was runner-up,
followed by Motorhead's Lemmy. Shock rocker Marilyn Manson also
squeezed into the top ten with Stereophonics curly haired drummer
Stuart Cable.

One voter who nominated Kroeger gave their reasons on Kerrang.com,
saying, "My five-year-old cousin saw him on TV one day and started
screaming...I asked her what was wrong and she said 'Scary Jesus man
on TV.'"

The full top ten is as follows:

1: Chad Kroeger, Nickelback
2: Matt Bellamy, Muse
3: Lemmy, Motorhead
4: Deryck Whibley, Sum 41
5: Rivers Cuomo, Weezer
6: Drowning Poll, whole band
7: Gordon Morrison, Raging Speedhorn
8: Marilyn Manson
9: Stuart Cable, Stereophonics
10: Mortis

tiberius

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Jun 27, 2002, 1:58:34 AM6/27/02
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tra...@mccartnoney.spamnet (drumslut) wrote in
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> 27 June 2002
>
> Nickleback front man Chad Kroeger has been voted the ugliest man in
> rock, in an online poll.
>

>

> The full top ten is as follows:
>
> 1: Chad Kroeger, Nickelback
> 2: Matt Bellamy, Muse
> 3: Lemmy, Motorhead

Lemmy earned his rough looks the hard way. The rest of the list is nothing
but a bunch of pussies that couldn't lick Lemmy's boots.

WKMMKW

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Jun 27, 2002, 2:11:06 AM6/27/02
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ugly jesus man thats funny as hell.

Van Smack

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Jun 27, 2002, 8:26:42 AM6/27/02
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>> Nickleback front man Chad Kroeger has been voted the ugliest man in
>> rock, in an online poll.

It's too bad (or maybe it's a good thing) that Accept is no longer around (or
maybe they are, and I'm just out to lunch), because the infamous Udo was not
going to make the cover of GQ. Oy, that guy was *ugly*.


Jerry

Jason Lane

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Jun 27, 2002, 11:13:51 AM6/27/02
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On Thu, 27 Jun 2002 03:59:48 GMT, tra...@mccartnoney.spamnet
(drumslut) wrotd:

>The full top ten is as follows:
>
>1: Chad Kroeger, Nickelback
>2: Matt Bellamy, Muse
>3: Lemmy, Motorhead
>4: Deryck Whibley, Sum 41
>5: Rivers Cuomo, Weezer
>6: Drowning Poll, whole band
>7: Gordon Morrison, Raging Speedhorn
>8: Marilyn Manson
>9: Stuart Cable, Stereophonics
>10: Mortis

Pink and Gwen Stefani tops em all, male or female.

Giovanni

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Jun 27, 2002, 12:44:23 PM6/27/02
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"drumslut" <tra...@mccartnoney.spamnet> schreef in bericht
news:3d1a8d5d...@news.tn.comcast.giganews.com...

Yet another poll where they conveniently "forgot" about Geddy. ;^)


Daniel McConnell

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Jun 27, 2002, 5:37:07 PM6/27/02
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Not that any of them seem good-looking to me, but I am rather surprised
that the Nickelback guy is there - I've seen the videos, he doesn't look
hideous to me, and Rivers Cuomo is geeky...but is he really that ugly?

Daniel McConnell

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Jun 27, 2002, 5:41:33 PM6/27/02
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You think Pink is ugly?

she's freakin hot!

Damon Hynes

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Jun 27, 2002, 6:36:59 PM6/27/02
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> You think Pink is ugly?
>
> she's freakin hot!

If you like tough chycks that could kick your ass on a dime, yeah...I'll take Missy Elliott or Kelly Rowland, thanx...


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Damon Hynes

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Jun 27, 2002, 6:37:14 PM6/27/02
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> Not that any of them seem good-looking to me, but I am rather surprised
> that the Nickelback guy is there - I've seen the videos, he doesn't look
> hideous to me, and Rivers Cuomo is geeky...but is he really that ugly?

Yes. Looks like a young Grizzly Adams.

Barfolomew

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Jun 27, 2002, 6:37:47 PM6/27/02
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On Thu, 27 Jun 2002 22:36:59 GMT, "Damon Hynes"
<damon...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>> You think Pink is ugly?
>>
>> she's freakin hot!
>
>If you like tough chycks that could kick your ass on a dime, yeah...I'll take Missy Elliott or Kelly Rowland, thanx...

Missy Elliot? Is there more than one? Because that chick puts the "ug"
in "ugly", IMO.

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rflagg

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Jun 27, 2002, 6:55:53 PM6/27/02
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"Daniel McConnell" wrote

> You think Pink is ugly?
>
> she's freakin hot!

I wouldn't say 'hot', but I give her the old *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know
what I mean?".
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ironcladlou

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Jun 27, 2002, 7:56:03 PM6/27/02
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drumslut emitted the following Vapor Trail

> Nickleback front man Chad Kroeger has been voted the ugliest man in
> rock, in an online poll.

That guy looks just like Jerry Lynn, formerly of the WWE.

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John Hyde

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Jun 27, 2002, 9:47:29 PM6/27/02
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"Van Smack" <rus...@aol.comx0x1> wrote....

> It's too bad (or maybe it's a good thing) that Accept is no longer around
(or
> maybe they are, and I'm just out to lunch), because the infamous Udo was
not
> going to make the cover of GQ.

By GQ, I take it you mean, "Gay Queer?"


Van Smack

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Jun 28, 2002, 12:08:08 AM6/28/02
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>> It's too bad (or maybe it's a good thing) that Accept is no longer around
>(or
>> maybe they are, and I'm just out to lunch), because the infamous Udo was
>not
>> going to make the cover of GQ.
>
>By GQ, I take it you mean, "Gay Queer?"

Ummmmm...no.

tiberius

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Jun 29, 2002, 3:35:37 AM6/29/02
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Daniel McConnell <dsmc...@linc.cis.upenn.edu> wrote in
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>

Pink? You mean Bob Geldalf? Yeah, he was pretty ugly, too, but he was a
he, not a she.

tiberius

Iluvbirdys

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Jul 3, 2002, 3:38:44 PM7/3/02
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I think he's kinda cute!
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