Jesus getting Oral?

Onion Knight at

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:45:27 PM12/16/09

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/15/oral.roberts/index.html

I wish I believed in God, so I could be comforted with the thought that
Oral Roberts is likely burning in hell.

RIP you sociopathic con artist!

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norborder

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Dec 16, 2009, 2:08:49 PM12/16/09

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"Onion Knight" sayed:

> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/15/oral.roberts/index.html
>
> I wish I believed in God, so I could be comforted with the thought that
> Oral Roberts is likely burning in hell.

Yeah, but since you *don't* believe, you'll have to wait till you *get* to
hell in order to be comforted by that thought. Feel better now, heathen? ;)

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Onion Knight at

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Dec 16, 2009, 3:34:33 PM12/16/09

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"norborder" <norb...@bite.me> wrote:
> "Onion Knight" sayed:
>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/15/oral.roberts/index.html
>>
>> I wish I believed in God, so I could be comforted with the thought that
>> Oral Roberts is likely burning in hell.
>
> Yeah, but since you *don't* believe, you'll have to wait till you *get* to
> hell in order to be comforted by that thought. Feel better now, heathen?
> ;)

Much.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as

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LIBERATOR

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Dec 16, 2009, 8:15:24 PM12/16/09

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No no no, you mix up Gary Weinrib with Oral Roberts.

Gary Weinrib is the swindling con-artist who is going to be put in a
human experience of hell.

Count on it!

The Stuff

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Dec 17, 2009, 1:25:53 AM12/17/09

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I think Mr. Roberts has done the world a great service by helping to
spread the good news that Christianity is a complete and utter fraud.

Well done!

(As for making millions in the process, many corporate executives have
made a lot more for doing a lot less...)

The Stuff

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Dec 17, 2009, 2:25:34 AM12/17/09

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On Dec 16, 3:34 pm, "Onion Knight" <dioneo(at)hotmail.com> wrote:

Don't forget that the concept of the god/man who is killed unjustly
and is raised to judge the dead was around 3000 years before Jesus in
the form of the Egyptian god Osiris. That's where the ritual to
symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of the god originated.

(Of course, this cultural adaptation, along with embalming the dead,
was put in place to stop people from cannibalism to gain the spiritual
energy of the dead, which also happened in the new world, disconnected
from the old before the dawn of civilization - implying this behavior
is coded in our DNA...)

We human animals are such a wild and wacky bunch... Good natured, to
be sure, unless its "them" we are talking about...

Mike Smith

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:07:17 AM12/19/09

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If you have a problem with corporate executive salaries, maybe you
should go talk to the boards and management teams of those corporations,
rather than a bunch of Rush fans. I mean, gosh, I don't even own *one*
corporation. A couple of folks around here might, but I doubt they're
any of the really big ones.

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norborder

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:35:47 AM12/19/09

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"Mike Smith" sayed:

I own "Froofy Bashers, LLC" - only 1 employee so far (I hired that 4-year
old drunk kid from Tennessee yesterday), but I'm looking at exponential
expansion in the next 2 years.