Crazy Dream
rflagg
ornate door at the end of it. As I walk towards it, I notice there's one
hell of a lot of noise coming from behind it.
Upon opening the door, I realize that it's a theatre filled with hundreds of
people clamoring to get closer to the stage. They're fighting and
scratching for the limited number of seats that are to be had. I start
looking around and realize that there's one guy sitting in the corner who
doesn't seem to be paying any attention to the chaos that surrounds him as
all his attention seems to be focused on building some sort of plastic
model. I ask him what the hell is going on and he tells me that there's
going to be a concert. Suddenly, I'm very excited to be there and I ask him
if it's going to be a Rush show. He tells me no that it's some band called
The Dishes. Somewhat disappointed, I ask him why he's not running around
like the others and he responds, "I don't need to worry. I've always got
the best seat in the house."
At that moment, the lights dim and the crowd goes wild. People begin to
rush the stage and the music starts. I'm standing in the back of the house
jumping up and down because I can't see a damn thing when I hear the guy
with the model say, "Climb up on my shoulders, Mate. You'll be able to see
up here."
I turn around and the guy has grown into a 40 foot tall giant. He picks me
up in his hand and gently puts me onto his shoulder. I'm standing there
looking at the stage when I realize that The Dishes are just that....
dishes!!! There was a gravy boat playing guitar, a dinner plate on bass,
and a tea cup on drums. These guys where incredible. I begin to hop around
on the giants shoulder when he says, "Easy there, Fuckknuckler. You don't
want to be falling off from this height." I agreed.
The set went on for an hour and then The Dishes came out for an encore. The
dinner plate stepped up to the mike and said, "This one's for the gents in
the back," and he points to us. And with that... they begin to play all of
'Power Windows' while singing only (at least it seemed that way) to me and
the giant.
The concert ended and the giant let me off his shoulder, exhaled mightily,
and shrank to his normal size. He picked up his model, walked to the door,
and said, "Don't be a stranger, Flagg." I started to respond, but he was
already gone.
When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I stood
on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
It was time to visit AMR.
--
Flagg
"Better to reign in hell, than to serve in heaven."
-- John Milton "Paradise Lost"
http://www.altmusicrush.com/faq.html
BaldiePete
"rflagg" <rfl...@capttrips.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
>
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
stood
> on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
> It was time to visit AMR.
I'm fairy new around here and everyone says how great you are.
But you deserve to DIE for that pun :-)
BaldiePete
--
Never Knowingly On-Topic
Max C. Webster III
<<much snippage>>
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I stood
> on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
Oh, cheese 'n' rice! How long did it take you to think that one up?
> It was time to visit AMR.
Welcome back, you wanker!
- Max -
========
I am highly embarassed to
admit I LOLed at that pun.
BaldiePete
"BaldiePete" <baldiepete...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "rflagg" <rfl...@capttrips.com> wrote in message
> news:D7mcndVu7aP...@comcast.com...
>
> <snip>
>
> >
> > When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
> stood
> > on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
> >
> > It was time to visit AMR.
>
>
> I'm fairy new around here and everyone says how great you are.
OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
rflagg
"BaldiePete" wrote
> I'm fairy new around here
Pleased to make your aquaintance, Pete!! Where do you hail from?
> and everyone says how great you are.
Everyone lies...
>
> But you deserve to DIE for that pun :-)
Yes... yes I do. I'll apologize now for the all the times you're going to
feel like that in the future. It'll make life easier in the long run. ;-)
rflagg
"Max C. Webster III" wrote
> Oh, cheese 'n' rice! How long did it take you to think that one up?
'Bout 4 months.
>
> > It was time to visit AMR.
>
> Welcome back, you wanker!
Thanks!
>
> - Max -
> ========
> I am highly embarassed to
> admit I LOLed at that pun.
As well you should be.
rflagg
"BaldiePete" wrote
> >
> > I'm fairy new around here and everyone says how great you are.
>
>
> OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
We hadn't officially met, so I didn't want to say anything. ;-)
Drewe Manton
> >
> >
> > I'm fairy new around here and everyone says how great you are.
>
>
> OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
>
>
> BaldiePete
> --
> Never Knowingly On-Topic
>
>
I just had a Caffrey's/Lizard interface. You fucking owe me big!
--
Regards
Drewe
"Ahh. . I think I feel good about that"
BaldiePete
>
> "BaldiePete" wrote
>
> > I'm fairy new around here
>
> Pleased to make your aquaintance, Pete!! Where do you hail from?
>
I'm a Limey Bastard from Bonnie Scotland, home of the best Whisky and the
most cholesterol laden, heart-attack inducing food on the planet.
Drewe Manton
Is. . that. . really. . you?!?!?
E-mail me fucker (The bee tee one) we gotta talk, you made a fucking promise
last time and broke it!
John Shafto
>
[snip dream sequence pun]
<wavy lines>
> It was time to visit AMR.
Between the pining for you in some of the bonding threads
that have been going on around here, and my attendance
at a local performance of Much Ado About Nothing last night,
I have to admit thinking of you a bit myself.
Welcome back Kotter, glad you could come by again.
(<raises hand> ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter!)
Handover Phist
of Re: Crazy Dream:
> BaldiePete
> --
> Never Knowingly On-Topic
>
>
--
In her first passion woman loves her lover,
In all the others all she loves is love.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"
Handover Phist
of Re: Crazy Dream:
>>
>>
>
>
> OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
Oh ged, make it stop. Im in tears. oooooohhhboyohboy. Yer so calm about
the whole thing :D.
--
All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing
without thinking.
rflagg
"BaldiePete" wrote
>
> I'm a Limey Bastard from Bonnie Scotland, home of the best Whisky and the
> most cholesterol laden, heart-attack inducing food on the planet.
Cool... I'm a big fan of Limey Bastards and food that'll kill ya. We should
get along just fine.
Dr Hfuhruhurr
Dr.Hfuhruhurr replied: "Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced 'Azaleas'."
LOL!
Way yo make an introduction Pete.
--
Doc.
"Anyone fancy a Pint?"
www.altmusicrush.com/faq.html
Be there or.... don't. see if I care.
Dr Hfuhruhurr
'Azaleas'."
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
> stood on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
> It was time to visit AMR.
Welcome back.
Nice to see some of the ol' insanity back on the group.
rflagg
"Drewe Manton" wrote
> Is. . that. . really. . you?!?!?
Yeah... it's me.
> E-mail me fucker (The bee tee one) we gotta talk,
I'll e-mail you tonight.
> you made a fucking promise
> last time and broke it!
I know... I know...
"Too many hands on my time" and such.
rflagg
"John Shafto" wrote
> Between the pining for you in some of the bonding threads
> that have been going on around here
I'll have to check Google.
>, and my attendance
> at a local performance of Much Ado About Nothing last night,
How was it?
> I have to admit thinking of you a bit myself.
You weren't naked were you? ;-)
>
> Welcome back Kotter, glad you could come by again.
>
> (<raises hand> ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter!)
Thanks, Arnold. Glad to be here.
John Shafto
>
> "John Shafto" wrote
> >, and my attendance
> > at a local performance of Much Ado About Nothing last night,
>
> How was it?
Pretty good, that was the first time I had been to
that particular Opera House (actually right around
the corner from my office, pretty sad really),
and I was impressed with both the place and
performance. Apparently not much of a dress
code for the plays though, one guy (the bad
guy, what's-his-name's brother) was wearing
a shirt that said "dork" on it. Pretty funny.
The group over there have at times tried to enlist
me into giving them 'support', which is more,
perhaps I shall.
> > I have to admit thinking of you a bit myself.
>
> You weren't naked were you? ;-)
That's what I like about you sweety,
you have quite an imagination. ;)
Barfolomew
wrote:
>
>When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I stood
>on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
>It was time to visit AMR.
LMFAO. Glad you're back....
Barfolomew "I'm my own best friend"
NOT an inmate!
email me at: barf->at<-altmusicrush.com
www.altmusicrush.com/faq.html Do yourself a favor:
Read it before posting. The baboons show no mercy.
Laurel
> and shrank to his normal size. He picked up his model, walked to the
door,
> and said, "Don't be a stranger, Flagg." I started to respond, but he was
> already gone.
>
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
stood
> on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
> It was time to visit AMR.
> --
> Flagg
You're either a mind reader or a lurker, and I don't really care which.
Welcome back again mate (spmanckeroonie)
-Laurel
Laurel
>
> "Drewe Manton" wrote
>
> > Is. . that. . really. . you?!?!?
>
> Yeah... it's me.
>
> > E-mail me fucker (The bee tee one) we gotta talk,
>
> I'll e-mail you tonight.
Me too! Me too!!! I never got a reply from my last one :-/
>"Too many hands on my time" and such.
It's only a bad thing if they're the wrong hands ;-)
-Laurel
Joerg
>It was time to visit AMR.
Right you are!
So, how big are your tits?
rflagg
"Laurel" wrote
> Me too! Me too!!! I never got a reply from my last one :-/
Sorry about that, Love. Truly I am.
>
> >"Too many hands on my time" and such.
>
> It's only a bad thing if they're the wrong hands ;-)
Tis true... Tis true :-)
rflagg
"John Shafto" wrote
> > How was it?
>
> Pretty good, that was the first time I had been to
> that particular Opera House (actually right around
> the corner from my office, pretty sad really),
> and I was impressed with both the place and
> performance. Apparently not much of a dress
> code for the plays though, one guy (the bad
> guy, what's-his-name's brother) was wearing
> a shirt that said "dork" on it.
I guess that could be kind of cool, but I'm assuming that the show was set
in modern times.
> Pretty funny.
> The group over there have at times tried to enlist
> me into giving them 'support', which is more,
> perhaps I shall.
You should, but I say that because part of my job now is begging for money.
We call it "fund raising".
>
> > > I have to admit thinking of you a bit myself.
> >
> > You weren't naked were you? ;-)
>
> That's what I like about you sweety,
> you have quite an imagination. ;)
Stop it. <looking coyly upward> You'll make a girl blush.
rflagg
"Dr Hfuhruhurr"wrote
>
> Welcome back.
> Nice to see some of the ol' insanity back on the group.
Thanks, Doc.
rflagg
"Laurel" wrote
> You're either a mind reader or a lurker, and I don't really care which.
Well, color me Kreskin because I haven't had the time to lurk. I have been
thinking about getting back here quite frequently over the past two weeks.
> Welcome back again mate (spmanckeroonie)
<a large, moist incestuous kiss>
rflagg
"Joerg" wrote
LOL!!
36C , but when I lay on my back... they point straight at the ceiling.
--
Flagg (And yes... they're real)
ironcladlou
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
> stood on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
> It was time to visit AMR.
We were _JUST_ talking about you. With a post like that, it's not hard to
imagine why.
--
ironcladlou, keeper of faq, bringer of poop humor
http://www.altmusicrush.com/
"You are a pitiful excuses for a human beings." - tzakol
Mike Smith
>
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I stood
> on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
Now I've gotta LOOOOOOOOOOL twice in one day. You're gonna ruin my reputation...
--
Mike Smith
paul
>> I'm fairy new around here and everyone says how great you are.
>
>
>OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
PRR...hehe
paul
tapehead4
"a coconut with swimmer's ear." - ezoob
paul
I was laughing my nuts off until the [pun]chline (awwwwwwww) - until I realized
it wasn't a real dream. :(
Dishes playing Power Windows! Surrealism turns to cheese. But you're still cool
in my book, Walkin' Dude.
Aimee G
>
> "BaldiePete" <baldiepete...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:b1etej$1202dn$1...@ID-115617.news.dfncis.de...
> >
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >
> > > When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
> > stood
> > > on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
> OH FUCK !!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT TYPO !!!!
Thanks for pointing it out, I missed it!!!
HA ha ha ha, you said FAIRY!
Aimee
Aimee G
Aimee
"rflagg" <rfl...@capttrips.com> wrote in message
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> So... I'm walking down this incredibly long hallway that has this huge
> ornate door at the end of it...
Pratt Fan
>Flagg
>
Welcome back Randall 'walkindude' Flagg ol buddy...yes it's ol buddy. You
prob. remember me as Circus Boy from years past. Honestly I'm quite
astonished...you've been mentioned, missed, listed as comical and intelligent
(but we know the truth) over just the last few days, and here it is you show
up. Hmmm...perhaps there is something to this power of suggestion thing?
Pratt Fan (wishing Matt and Qen were here too...then it would be complete)
Dr Hfuhruhurr
'Azaleas'."
>>It was time to visit AMR.
Matt popped back for a bit, but went AWOL again.
Aimee G
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
stood
> on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
>
Aimee
Roxanna
Nice to see you back! :)
Dan Iwerks
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>
> When I awoke the next morning, I could think only one thing..... " I
> stood on top of Drewe Manton and china sang to me."
You are an evil, evil, young man. But are you hung?
--
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Dan Iwerks, slave to the masses, loves Vapor Trails.
The fundamental problem with Solipsism is it makes me
responsible for the fact that you're a complete idiot.
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arattle
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> It was time to visit AMR.
I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon and welcome you back. You'll have a
tough time competing with the trolls, though, if you're going to keep
writing crap like that ;_;
-arattle
rflagg
"ironcladlou" wrote
> We were _JUST_ talking about you. With a post like that, it's not hard to
> imagine why.
Good timing I guess!
--
Flagg
rflagg
"Mike Smith" wrote
> Now I've gotta LOOOOOOOOOOL twice in one day. You're gonna ruin my
reputation...
I'll try to keep it down from now on. ;)
rflagg
"Pratt Fan" wrote
>
> Welcome back Randall 'walkindude' Flagg ol buddy...yes it's ol buddy. You
> prob. remember me as Circus Boy from years past.
Hey there!! Great to see you around here again. How long have you been
back?
> Honestly I'm quite
> astonished...you've been mentioned, missed, listed as comical and
intelligent
> (but we know the truth) over just the last few days, and here it is you
show
> up. Hmmm...perhaps there is something to this power of suggestion thing?
I guess so. I've been thinking about AMR lately so....
>
> Pratt Fan (wishing Matt and Qen were here too...then it would be complete)
Ack & Javier too. I miss those boys.
rflagg
"paul" wrote
> HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
>
> I was laughing my nuts off until the [pun]chline (awwwwwwww) - until I
realized
> it wasn't a real dream. :(
Sorry...
>
> Dishes playing Power Windows! Surrealism turns to cheese.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fish.
> But you're still cool
> in my book, Walkin' Dude.
Thanks! Did I miss the wedding (or did I put my foot in my mouth)?
rflagg
"Roxanna" wrote
> Nice to see you back! :)
Why thank you! Nice to be seen. ;)
rflagg
"Dan Iwerks" wrote
> You are an evil, evil, young man.
Yes I am.
> But are you hung?
Like a crushed beer can.
rflagg
"Aimee G" wrote
> And anyway, Scotch Pai Shan is my favorite song...
Hmmm... parody anyone?
rflagg
"arattle" wrote
> I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon and welcome you back.
Thank you.
> You'll have a
> tough time competing with the trolls, though, if you're going to keep
> writing crap like that ;_;
Sorry...
Pratt Fan
>back?
Lurking...about 2-3 months. Posting...about 1 1/2 months
Pratt Fan